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Drake

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Nov 3, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/3/00
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Okay, somehow, someway, I'll get the rather large 24bit bmp screenshot
smashed into an acceptable sized jpeg on a website for your edification.

Until then...

Another tamer in my guild (XMG) on Wakoku and I, being bored as usual and
wondering how to start off the evening of fun and merriment, decided to kill
dragons. Well, 1 dragon really and with a totally different method.

The weapon: 27 polar bears.

The victim: Red Dragon - Destard

Taming the bears was a breeze and in 10 minutes we staged at brit bank for
the pre-asswhuppin ceremonial feeding. You should have heard the shouts of
support for our crowd of bears at the bank. Well, through all the lag I
*think* it was shouts of support but then I'm not good at reading Japanese.
(some of those characters looked like some they use when they're not at all
happy =)

Off to Destard.

Victim spotted.

'all kill' for the next 5 minutes. (Hey its REALLY hard to command 27 polar
bears at once, follow fine, all kill, and against a dragon, well lets say
the pb's needed some convincing, but I'm sure what finally rallied them was
the sheer massiveness of their attack squad)

Victim is overwhelmed and protests greatly to the onslaught of fluffy white
bears. Many of our brave white furry arctic friends did go down in this
terrible battle, (and I mean MANY) but in the end, Red Dragon prevailed.
After the ceremonial taming of the champion, he was dubbed, "i eatpolar".

I guess I'm looking for feedback, is 50 pb's better than 27? 60 better than
50? Is it worth worrying over? Who's gonna be the next president?

Next mission: How many packhorses does it take to down an ancient wyrm.

Until next time, battle on my bretheren!

Todd Bailey

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Nov 3, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/3/00
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Bored tamers... Hummm

Would that be a tamer who is also a GM Carpenter? ;-)

You start to tame a board...


dabblerBLUE

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Nov 3, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/3/00
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aaagh! The pain!! *slump*


Drake

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Nov 3, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/3/00
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"Todd Bailey" <toddba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:t068nog...@corp.supernews.com...

> Bored tamers... Hummm
>
> Would that be a tamer who is also a GM Carpenter? ;-)
>
> You start to tame a board...

lol, okay wiseguy, here's the pic I promised too. =)

Anyway, check here for the pic =>
http://www.unitedtamers.com/forum/index.html?messageID=75067&viewstate=

hopefully that brings it up.

gil

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Nov 3, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/3/00
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Todd Bailey wrote:
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> Bored tamers... Hummm
>
> Would that be a tamer who is also a GM Carpenter? ;-)
>
> You start to tame a board...

I knew you were a bad bad man, but I never realize til now just how
knotty you could be! ;)

gil

GrandWazoo

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Nov 3, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/3/00
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That was fantastic.... cant wait to try that tonite!

Drake wrote:

> "Todd Bailey" <toddba...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:t068nog...@corp.supernews.com...

> > Bored tamers... Hummm
> >
> > Would that be a tamer who is also a GM Carpenter? ;-)
> >
> > You start to tame a board...
>

Insane Ranter

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Nov 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/4/00
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howe are we going to get coca-coke for x-mas if you kill all the polar
bears?

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