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dhanlen
I don't know why so many of these sick jerks take so much pleasure in the
many misfortunes of my life.
Twenty years ago, I met a wonderful girl, we fell in love and were married.
It was a mutual dream to spend our honeymoon in the holy land of Israel.
We both worked many overtime hours and at last were able to afford the trip.
On our first night in Israel, before we'd even consummated our marriage,
we were enjoying coffee at a lovely outdoor cafe. The screaming and howling
of the Jews from the nearby wailing wall was music to us. A young Arab couple
approached us, they were honeymooning also, and asked my wife if she would
take their picture. Of course she agreed.
She moved from our table, focused the camera and took the picture. The camera
exploded, killing her instantly and depriving me of my first piece of ass
in ten years.
Grief-stricken, I moved in with my father where I have been ever since. I
can't believe these sick, racist jerks find any humor in my life's saddest
episode.
Don
dhanlen
I can't believe these sick, racist jerks take such pleasure from the misfortunes
of my life. Twenty years ago, while working at the local Dairy Queen, I met
Rayette, the girl I'd always dreamed about. We dated a while, and, vowing
to remain virgins, married six months later.
We moved in with Rayette's parents, in their double-wide, while Rayette and
I worked many overtime hours to afford our dream honeymoon in Israel. It
took months, but at last we made the trip. Our first night in Jerusalem was
magic. We drank coffee at a small outdoor cafe. The screams and howling of
the Jews at the nearby wailing wall was music to us.
A young Arab couple, also on honeymoon, approached us, asking my wife if
she'd take their picture. Of course she agreed. The young couple moved to
the center of the square, Rayette focused the camera and pressed the shutter
button. The camera exploded, blowing my young bride to bloody pieces, killing
her intstantly, our marriage never consummated.
Grief stricken, I moved in with my father where I've been ever since. There
hasn't been one night on FIBS where these sick jerks haven't ridiculed me
and my grief.
Don
dhanlen
dhanlen
Don Hanlen
poster who is impersonating me is NOT me. Just another sick jerk who
thinks it cute to spread lies. I apologize to the readers of r.g.b.
who may be confused.
--
don
In article <3a1adc5c$1...@excalibur.gbmtech.net>,
dhanlen <dha...@excalibur.gbmtech.net> wrote:
>
>I don't know why so many of these sick jerks take so much pleasure in the
>many misfortunes of my life.
>
>Twenty years ago, I met a wonderful girl, we fell in love and were married.
>It was a mutual dream to spend our honeymoon in the holy land of Israel.
>We both worked many overtime hours and at last were able to afford the trip.
>
>On our first night in Israel, before we'd even consummated our marriage,
>we were enjoying coffee at a lovely outdoor cafe. The screaming and howling
>of the Jews from the nearby wailing wall was music to us. A young Arab couple
>approached us, they were honeymooning also, and asked my wife if she would
>take their picture. Of course she agreed.
>
Bob Ebbeler
Bob
"Don Hanlen" <dha...@oneworld.owt.com> wrote in message
news:8vg2ek$9k0$1...@news.owt.com...
Bob Ebbeler
sounds like you wrote them both.
Note the use of the phrase SICK JERK(S) in each one. You sure you don't want
to change your story and fess up to writing the tragic story of your
honeymoon ?
XMI
I played you "Don" and I am quite sure it "is" YOU who is being discussed. You
were such a jerk even if it isn't you being mentioned at least everyone can
rest assured everything being mentioned would describe you fairly. You are one
of the reasons I no longer play on FIBS!!