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Hazen's prime number theory "breakthrough", LOL
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Mark Steere
Feb 15, 2013, 12:19:55 PM2/15/13
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A WEEK AGO Combinatorics123 (aka Monsieur Buffoon) wrote in xkcd:
>
> Every big odd semi-prime n could be written as difference
> between 2 squares one of them leading to its factorization.
> n=pq=y^2-x^2=(y-x)(y+x) where p=y-x and q=y+x
>
> We know that the annulus area is equal to
> Pi*(R^2-H^2)
>
> My idea was to find some link between the 2 equations.
> I`m not 100% sure on how to explain the link but it works (at least
> for numbers with less than 10 digits).
Sure it works, Monsieur Buffoon :D Why did you run away from the discussion if it works? Explain your amazing theory, Monsieur Buffoon.
> I`m still working on and I hope I did not miscalculate.
> Knowing n but not the factors p and q (p and q odd primes) we can
> find the value of p^2+q^2 using the annulus properties.
> Hence we can easily factorize n.
Oh sure, it's totally easy, Monsieur Buffoon. If it's so easy, why did you run away without explaining yourself?
On February 13, 2013, sous responded:
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> Care to elaborate? Or work out an example if you're not sure how
> to explain it?
Nobody knows what you're talking about, Monsieur Buffoon. They ask you for an example because they know you're too stupid to explain yourself.
YOU don't know what you're talking about, Monsieur Buffoon. In math, just like in abstract games, you discuss variables that you failed to initially define. No wonder you flunked out of college.
On February 13, 2013, PM 2ring responded:
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> Is it related to Fermat's factorization method?
No, Monsieur Buffoon's "theory" isn't related to anything intelligent. He's just incoherently congratulating himself, as always, for his latest "amazing breakthrough", LOL
On February 13, 2013, Parralelex responded:
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> You could use the quadratic sieve for large numbers.
>
> Guess at random x's and y's and calculate x^2 and y^2 mod n. If
> x^2=y^2 but x=/= +/- y, then take gcd(x-y, n) to get a
> non-trivial factor of n.
>
> It's the second fastest known factoring method (according to
> wikipedia).
>
> Currently no known fast (polynomial time) factoring method is
> known.
Guys, you're wasting your time trying to attribute reason to Monsieur Buffoon's false claim. He abandoned the xkcd discussion a week ago because he knows he's full of shit. Instead he's back here in rga running his mouth.
Monsieur Buffoon, you'll never accomplish anything in prime numbers, just like you never accomplished anything in abstract games. Why? Because you're a nitwit. You're incapable of inventing anything interesting.
You're so desperate to prove to everyone what a genius you are, Monsieur Buffoon. You continually announce amazing breakthroughs and then run away without providing any details, because the details don't exist.
You embarrass yourself everywhere you go, Monsieur Buffoon. Stop congratulating yourself for your non-accomplishments.
>
> Every big odd semi-prime n could be written as difference
> between 2 squares one of them leading to its factorization.
> n=pq=y^2-x^2=(y-x)(y+x) where p=y-x and q=y+x
>
> We know that the annulus area is equal to
> Pi*(R^2-H^2)
>
> My idea was to find some link between the 2 equations.
> I`m not 100% sure on how to explain the link but it works (at least
> for numbers with less than 10 digits).
Sure it works, Monsieur Buffoon :D Why did you run away from the discussion if it works? Explain your amazing theory, Monsieur Buffoon.
> I`m still working on and I hope I did not miscalculate.
> Knowing n but not the factors p and q (p and q odd primes) we can
> find the value of p^2+q^2 using the annulus properties.
> Hence we can easily factorize n.
Oh sure, it's totally easy, Monsieur Buffoon. If it's so easy, why did you run away without explaining yourself?
On February 13, 2013, sous responded:
>
> Care to elaborate? Or work out an example if you're not sure how
> to explain it?
Nobody knows what you're talking about, Monsieur Buffoon. They ask you for an example because they know you're too stupid to explain yourself.
YOU don't know what you're talking about, Monsieur Buffoon. In math, just like in abstract games, you discuss variables that you failed to initially define. No wonder you flunked out of college.
On February 13, 2013, PM 2ring responded:
>
> Is it related to Fermat's factorization method?
No, Monsieur Buffoon's "theory" isn't related to anything intelligent. He's just incoherently congratulating himself, as always, for his latest "amazing breakthrough", LOL
On February 13, 2013, Parralelex responded:
>
> You could use the quadratic sieve for large numbers.
>
> Guess at random x's and y's and calculate x^2 and y^2 mod n. If
> x^2=y^2 but x=/= +/- y, then take gcd(x-y, n) to get a
> non-trivial factor of n.
>
> It's the second fastest known factoring method (according to
> wikipedia).
>
> Currently no known fast (polynomial time) factoring method is
> known.
Guys, you're wasting your time trying to attribute reason to Monsieur Buffoon's false claim. He abandoned the xkcd discussion a week ago because he knows he's full of shit. Instead he's back here in rga running his mouth.
Monsieur Buffoon, you'll never accomplish anything in prime numbers, just like you never accomplished anything in abstract games. Why? Because you're a nitwit. You're incapable of inventing anything interesting.
You're so desperate to prove to everyone what a genius you are, Monsieur Buffoon. You continually announce amazing breakthroughs and then run away without providing any details, because the details don't exist.
You embarrass yourself everywhere you go, Monsieur Buffoon. Stop congratulating yourself for your non-accomplishments.
hazenab...@gmail.com
Feb 15, 2013, 12:38:35 PM2/15/13
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Do you what is the meaning of breaking RSA?
As soon as someone publish any algo breaking RSA either he will be killed or kidnapped.
You seems too dumb to understand that.
I gave a hint to people for solving the problem.
Now I`m laughing.
My games I play them in real time.
EVERY DAY.
You are not only fake game designer but worse than that you are behaving like a dirty bitch. Jealous, racist, full of hate, always tring to use dirty tricks to hurt people (like their nationality, their ethnicity, their family, and so on).
I`m sure that you will soon finish either homeless, either in jail or in psychiatric hospice.
Now I can stop posting. Game is over.
Go bark in xkcd.com!!!! BARK BARK BARK ....
For your knowledge I post regularly in at least 50 forums (french, spanish, english, arabic, hebrew, italian) under 1000 nicks.
No more internet starting from today.
Mark Steere
Feb 15, 2013, 1:26:51 PM2/15/13
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On Friday, February 15, 2013 9:38:35 AM UTC-8, hazenab...@gmail.com wrote:
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> HA HA HA
>
> Do you what is the meaning of breaking RSA?
>
> As soon as someone publish any algo breaking RSA either he will be
> killed or kidnapped.
Ohhhhh, I see! :D You're so ingenious that you threaten modern civilization! Government agencies secretly monitor you from spy satellites to make sure you don't upset the international balance of power!
>
> HA HA HA
>
> Do you what is the meaning of breaking RSA?
>
> As soon as someone publish any algo breaking RSA either he will be
> killed or kidnapped.
You'd better wrap your head in aluminum foil to prevent them from controlling your mind!!!!
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> You seems too dumb to understand that.
> Now I`m laughing.
Of course! You've been laughing, muttering, and wandering aimlessly outside the mall ever since security kicked you out!
> No more internet starting from today.
WHAT A FUCKING BUFFOON!!!! YOU'RE EVEN MORE FUCKED UP THAN I THOUGHT!!!!
hazenab...@gmail.com
Feb 15, 2013, 2:13:04 PM2/15/13
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Finally the dog Markrappy is obeying the orders of his Master Hazen.
He went barking in xkcd.com as predicted (by me).
I can stop laughing!
I can not believe it.
How easy is to manipulate someone dumb.
Markrappy is my virtual dog!
I`m sure he will do anything I order him.
Tomorrow your master Hazen is going to cut once for all posting in forums.
That is my last post here.
Ad : Markrappy the dog is looking for a Master.
BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mark Steere
Feb 15, 2013, 2:37:41 PM2/15/13
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On Friday, February 15, 2013 11:13:04 AM UTC-8, hazenab...@gmail.com wrote:
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> Tomorrow [Monsieur Buffoon] is going to cut once for all posting
Only 45 minutes ago you said:
>
> Now I can stop posting.
> ...
>
> Tomorrow [Monsieur Buffoon] is going to cut once for all posting
> in forums.
>
> That is my last post here.
Ohhhh, so it's "tomorrow" now :D What happened to "today"?
>
> That is my last post here.
Only 45 minutes ago you said:
>
> Now I can stop posting.
> No more internet starting from today.
Maybe you can shoot for next week, Monsieur Buffoon!!!! Watch out for those spy drones!!!!
Corey L. Clark
Feb 15, 2013, 8:10:06 PM2/15/13
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I thought I shut this fucking guy down. Hazen, you retarded monkey fetus, get the fuck out already.
Mark Steere
Feb 16, 2013, 12:31:07 AM2/16/13
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On Friday, February 15, 2013 5:10:06 PM UTC-8, Corey L. Clark wrote:
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> I thought I shut this fucking guy down.
You? I thought it was me who was relentlessly lampooning Monsieur Buffoon.
>
> I thought I shut this fucking guy down.
> Hazen, you retarded monkey fetus, get the fuck out already.
Where it's all headed, I don't know. Monsieur Buffoon will eventually realize how ridiculous he is and it'll hit hard. He'll drive to California in a VW bug he stole from the mall and shoot me in the head with a .22. I'll still be alive but in a semi-vegetative state like Christian Freeling. Then I'll finally realize how great Symple is.
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