OT: Ramashiva's Secret Formula
William Coleman
and, in my opinion, my posts have been unusually creative and well-written.
Some of you may be thinking --
Where the fuck is all this energy and intensity coming from? What the fuck
is he smoking?
The answer will suprise you. Nothing illegal. Most of you know my
self-medication of choice is high-quality cannabis, which I call Green
Fluff. This stuff in only slightly inferior to "Chronic" at maybe 25% of
the price per ounce. However, Las Vegas is always very dry this time of
year. I haven't been able to score anything, not even street weed, for over
three weeks. My main man usually always has a huge bag of choice buds, but
he hasn't been able to get anything at all for three weeks, and his source
brings the stuff down directly from Canada and the Pacific Northwest.
Normally, I would be climbing the walls, but not this time. Here is my new
secret formula --
Camel Turkish Gold 100s. That's right. The High Priest of the Virgin Mary
on Planet Earth smokes Camels. I know this sounds outrageous, but there are
several advantages to smoking Camels, even when you have weed --
If you smoke cigarettes, this gives you a convenient excuse if a cop
questions all your smoking paraphenalia.
If you are driving down the road smoking a doobie and the red lights go on
behind you, just swallow the joint, roll down the windows, and light up a
Camel. This helps cover up the odor of Marijuana smoke, both on your breath
and in your car.
Nearly full Camel Hardpacks are perfect for carrying two or three joints
inconspicuously, while having them readily available at a moment's notice.
If you are selling quarter ounces to other people, which of course I would
never do, double bag the reefer and stuff in in an empty Camel hardpack.
Much better to be seen handing someone a pack of cigarettes than a baggie
with buds.
I have mentioned this before. Do you understand that "CAMEL" has mystical
significance? That's right. Write CAMEL forwards and backwards --
CAMEL LEMAC
These two words have occult significance --
Can Adam make Eve love like Eve made Adam come?
Which is, of course, the perennial question of human love/sex relationships.
I have to tell you that, if you are a smoker, I doubt you will find a finer
cigarette than Camel Turkish Gold 100s. They are pure Turkish tobacco, no
American tobacco whatsoever. The tobacco is not treated with formaldehyde
and other chemicals the way American tobacco is. They have a smooth, mellow
taste. They are not low tar or low nicotine, just excellent tobacco.
The Las Vegas smoke shops currently sell Camel Turkish Gold 100s for about
$30/carton, but I have found a cheaper way to buy them. Check this out --
Most of the Union 76 stations in Las Vegas are owned by Rebel Oil, which has
a Rebel Rewards card to encourage purchases in the convenience store, where
the gas stations make most of their money. You just get a card from the
store, activate it on the internet, and you are good to go. They have a
long list of things you can buy to get cheaper gas, such as bottled water,
beer, snacks, cigarettes, etc.
If you buy 3 packs of cigarettes, you get $0.133 per gallon off your next
gas purchase, up to 15 gallons, or $2. They have one gotcha. They sell
Camel Turkish Gold 100s for $3.34/pack if you buy two packs, but the third
pack is $3.69. You can avoid this fuck job by just buying four packs, and
you get them all for $3.34 each.
When you do that, your Rebel Rewards card gets loaded with a $0.133/gallon
credit. So when I gas up and everyone else is paying $2.95/gallon, I pay
$2.82/gallon. Warning -- each credit you earn is a one shot deal. If you
have credit for a discount for 15 gallons, but only buy 10, your card
balance is reset to zero.
So let's see how the math works out, assuming you buy 15 gallons. You pay
$3.34 per pack for four packs, for a total of $13.36. But you save $2 on 15
gallons, so your net cost for the cigarettes is $11.36. So your net cost
per pack is $11.36/4 = $2.84.
You wind up buying Camel Turkish Gold 100s on a per pack price less than the
best carton price available in Las Vegas. I am just full of money saving
tips like this.
But Camel Turkish Gold 100s are just part of my secret formula. The second
part is Diet Coke with lime. Diet Coke contains caffeine and Nutrasweet.
Nutrasweet is a compound which includes Phenylalinine, an amino acid which
is a powerful mental stimulant. You want to go easy on Nutrasweet, because
it is toxic in large quantities. If the tips of your fingers or toes start
tingling or getting numb after a few days of heavy Diet Coke usage, then you
are suffering nerve damage and are drinking too much Diet Coke. Moderation
in all things.
You can order a Diet Coke with three limes while playing poker, or you can
buy Diet Coke and fresh limes in the supermarket and make your own. It is a
tasty, stimulating low calorie drink, and the lime juice provides Vitamin C,
which helps protect against the harmful effects of smoking tobacco.
Another tasty, extremely nutritious drink you can order in a casino is an
extra-spicy Virgin Mary with three limes and three olives. This is
practically lunch in a glass. If you are fasting or semi-fasting, you can
live on this drink for days.
When you order one of these, you also have the opportunity to regale the
cocktail waitress and the other players at the table with your wit --
I realize it is hard to find a virgin in Las Vegas, but do your best.
I like my virgins extra spicy!
Does it suprise you that an extra-spicy Virgin Mary is the favorite drink of
the High Priest of the Virgin Mary on Planet Earth?
The last ingredient in my secret formula is Red Bull or another energy
drink. Red Bull has caffeine and an assortment of vitamins and amino acids
which are mentally stimulative. Red Bull is also quite expensive. $2 for a
small 8 ounce can, or $6.99 per four pack in the convenience stores. Of
course, if you are in a high class cardroom, you can order Red Bull from the
cocktail waitress. At the 2005 WSOP, the cocktail waitresses were walking
around with huge trays with nothing but Red Bull and bottled water. It
seemed like everyone had a can of Red Bull and a bottle of water in front of
them.
I assure you, Camel Turkish Gold 100s, Diet Coke, and Red Bull are a much
better combination than the legendary "Reds, Vitamin C, and Cocaine"
immortalized by the Grateful Dead.
You can get high as a motherfucker on this combination, and your mental
clarity and concentration are definitely increased. And it is all perfectly
legal!!!
I just came off a four day run on my secret formula, during which I slept a
total of maybe four hours, taken in cat naps of about an hour each. I was
amazingly productive and energetic, and I got an unbelievable amount
accomplished.
There are two drawbacks. First, tobacco smoking is harmful, no doubt about
it. Try to smoke a pack or less a day. Take a nutritional cocktail to
minimize the damage to your lungs. Vitamin C and Vitamin E are the most
important, but there are other important nutrients which help minimize the
damage caused by smoking tobacco. Second, Nutrasweet is also toxic in large
quantities. If the tips of your fingers or toes start tingling or get numb,
cut down or cut it out.
The high is not as good as fine cannabis, not even close. But you will get
high, and you can get as high as you want. Just keep chainsmoking those
Camel Turkish Gold 100s, guzzling Diet Coke with lime, and knocking back Red
Bulls.
There is also somewhat of an edge to the high, which may make you nervous
and jittery. If that happens, cut back. This formula will not interfere
with going to sleep. If you feel sleepy or tired, lie down and take a nap.
Enjoy!
William Coleman (ramashiva)
Department of Agitation, Propaganda, and Demagoguery
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ChrisRobin
On Aug 30 2006 12:32 AM, William Coleman wrote:
<snip ghastly nutritional advice>
> You can get high as a motherfucker on this combination, and your mental
> clarity and concentration are definitely increased.
<snip more ghastly nutritional advice>
Ramashiva, High Priest of the Obese Virgin Mary, has spoken!
Cigarettes, caffeine, nutrasweet and processed sugar. Sounds like a winning
formula... for a wheezy diabetic coma.
Guess this explains the mood swings, at least. Get that bloodsugar under
control, brotha!
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Casey
ChrisRobin wrote:
> On Aug 30 2006 12:32 AM, William Coleman wrote:
>
> <snip ghastly nutritional advice>
>
> > You can get high as a motherfucker on this combination, and your mental
> > clarity and concentration are definitely increased.
>
> <snip more ghastly nutritional advice>
>
> Ramashiva, High Priest of the Obese Virgin Mary, has spoken!
>
> Cigarettes, caffeine, nutrasweet and processed sugar. Sounds like a winning
> formula... for a wheezy diabetic coma.
>
> Guess this explains the mood swings, at least. Get that bloodsugar under
> control, brotha!
This was my guess before I clicked the message:
2 parts insane
1 part inane.
Bother@forgedpostsanonymous.unorg Cymbal Man Freq.
thinks, others can sense? It would be very difficult for the poker player with
ESP if his mind was an open book for all at the table to read! What were those
hole cards again? He'd have to keep lying to himself continually just to shake
others off of his mental vapor trail. (My TV set just creaked, loudly. The
plastic parts suffer from my mind field! The TV set isn't even on!)
William Coleman
"Casey" <cas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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:
: ChrisRobin wrote:
: > On Aug 30 2006 12:32 AM, William Coleman wrote:
: >
: > <snip ghastly nutritional advice>
Is this absolute moron whom I have killfiled still replying to me??? You
know Chris is obsessed with me when he keeps replying to me when he knows I
have him killfiled. And I am sure Chris is qualified to even have an
opinion on any nutritional advice I might give, when I have completed two
forty day fasts and am one of the world's leading authorities on nutrition.
: > > You can get high as a motherfucker on this combination, and your
mental
: > > clarity and concentration are definitely increased.
: >
: > <snip more ghastly nutritional advice>
Yeah? What is so ghastly about it, asshole? Why do you snip everything and
just say it is ghastly advice??? Because you know nothing about nutrition,
and you cannot actually point out anything I have said which is wrong. I am
giving a formula for getting extremely high on legal drugs, while minimizing
any possible damage.
: > Ramashiva, High Priest of the Obese Virgin Mary, has spoken!
Do you know how juvenile it is to make fun of someone because of their
physical appearance??? Also, I am no longer obese by any stretch. Wait a
minute. He is actually saying the Virgin Mary is obese. If you had
actually seen the Virgin Mary in the flesh, as I have many times, you would
know the Virgin Mary is built like the proverbial brick outhouse, with a
tiny waist and big globular titties which do not sag at all.
If you think I am still obese, as I was when I weighed 288, you couldn't be
more wrong, just like you have been 100% wrong on everything you have said
in your recent replies to me. I now weigh 250, which is my fighting weight.
My neck is 20", My chest is 52". My waist is 38". If you think those are
the measurements of an obese man, you do not have a clue.
Apparently I have really gotten your goat by correctly pointing out that you
are completely ignorant of and completely wrong about libel law. You are a
typical idiot. When you are wrong, you will never admit you are wrong, even
when someone points this out. Have you bothered to talk to a lawyer about
libel law??? Of course not. You are such an arrogant punk that you think
you are always right about everything and could never possibly be wrong. If
you have been reading my posts, you would know I have acknowledged that I
could be wrong on certain issues. And I have in fact acknowledged that I am
wrong with regards to Razzo being the cameraman for the original cheating
tapes.
: > Cigarettes, caffeine, nutrasweet and processed sugar. Sounds like a
winning
: > formula... for a wheezy diabetic coma.
You left out the Vitamin C in the lime juice, all the nutrients in a Virgin
Mary with limes and olives, and all the vitamins and amino acids in Red
Bull. As usual, you selectively pick and choose your facts to create a
false and misleading impression.
I am not diabetic, and my metabolism is handling the insults of the tobacco,
nutrasweet, and sugar just fine, thank you. I have unlimited strength and
endurance. I am on a 48-hour run right now, and I feel just fine. I am not
sleepy or tired. My energy is extremely high. My concentration and mental
clarity are perfect. My secret formula is a winner, although I would not
recommend it as a regular lifestyle.
: > Guess this explains the mood swings, at least.
I am not having any mood swings. You have all these fantasies about my
mental state. You are clueless if you think you know anything at all about
my mental states. Do you understand that you are such a mental midget that
my mental states are far beyond your comprehension?
: Get that bloodsugar under control, brotha!
My blood sugar is just fine. I am neither hypoglycemic nor hyperglycemic.
And I am not your brother. You are a snot-nosed punk and a Lord of the
Flies urchin, just like your hero, Eric "Treeboy" LIEbeler, whom you are
defending by proxy since he has lawyered up. Who you choose to side with
says a lot about you. Taking the side of the liar, libeler, and Ann Coulter
defender Treeboy says a lot about you.
You have also become obsessed with me and are threadstalking me, even though
you know I have killfiled you. Just like everyone else in my killfile, you
are starved for personal attention from me. If you are not, why don't you
show it by refraining from replying to me when you know I have you
killfiled? Please, no one respond to this cretin's posts, so I don't have
to see his ignorant spew.
: This was my guess before I clicked the message:
:
: 2 parts insane
: 1 part inane.
And, of course, you know absolutely nothing about my sanity or mental state.
Typical arrogance from Chris Robin, who believes the wildest 9/11 conspiracy
theories, and is so ignorant of economics that he believes that free trade,
NAFTA, and CAFTA are harmful to the U.S. economy. For a brief explanation
of why Chris is completely wrong, AS USUAL, please see my post "OT: Why
free trade and CAFTA are good ideas" for more detail --
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.gambling.poker/msg/fbfdee2950f4916c
ChrisRobin
On Aug 30 2006 7:41 AM, William Coleman wrote:
> "Casey" wrote in message
> news:1156926554.2...@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
> :
> : ChrisRobin wrote:
> : > On Aug 30 2006 12:32 AM, William Coleman wrote:
> : >
> : >
>
> Is this absolute moron whom I have killfiled still replying to me??? You
> know Chris is obsessed with me when he keeps replying to me when he knows I
> have him killfiled. And I am sure Chris is qualified to even have an
> opinion on any nutritional advice I might give, when I have completed two
> forty day fasts and am one of the world's leading authorities on nutrition.
OMFG, are you kidding me? "One of the world's leading authorities on nutrition?"
Who consults with you, Tom Arnold? It's little gems like that keep me coming
back for more.
> : > > You can get high as a motherfucker on this combination, and your
> mental
> : > > clarity and concentration are definitely increased.
> : >
> : >
>
> Yeah? What is so ghastly about it, asshole? Why do you snip everything and
> just say it is ghastly advice??? Because you know nothing about nutrition,
> and you cannot actually point out anything I have said which is wrong. I am
> giving a formula for getting extremely high on legal drugs, while minimizing
> any possible damage.
William, you'd be better off snorting an eight-ball of coke a day than slamming
Red Bull and chain smoking. I mean that in all seriousness.
> : > Ramashiva, High Priest of the Obese Virgin Mary, has spoken!
>
> Do you know how juvenile it is to make fun of someone because of their
> physical appearance??? Also, I am no longer obese by any stretch. Wait a
> minute. He is actually saying the Virgin Mary is obese. If you had
> actually seen the Virgin Mary in the flesh, as I have many times, you would
> know the Virgin Mary is built like the proverbial brick outhouse, with a
> tiny waist and big globular titties which do not sag at all.
William... you need to calm down, buddy. When I refer to your "mood swings,"
this is the kind of overreaction I'm referring to. I was merely implying that
your Red Bull prescription was going to make you or anyone else, for that
matter balloon rather rapidly.
And for the record... are you actually claiming to have seen the Virgin Mary?
You truly are certifiable.
> If you think I am still obese, as I was when I weighed 288, you couldn't be
> more wrong, just like you have been 100% wrong on everything you have said
> in your recent replies to me. I now weigh 250, which is my fighting weight.
> My neck is 20", My chest is 52". My waist is 38". If you think those are
> the measurements of an obese man, you do not have a clue.
Will you calm the fuck down already? Jeesh. I did not call you obese. Why do you
take everything so damned personally?
BTW, how tall are you?
> Apparently I have really gotten your goat by correctly pointing out that you
> are completely ignorant of and completely wrong about libel law. You are a
> typical idiot. When you are wrong, you will never admit you are wrong, even
> when someone points this out. Have you bothered to talk to a lawyer about
> libel law??? Of course not. You are such an arrogant punk that you think
> you are always right about everything and could never possibly be wrong. If
> you have been reading my posts, you would know I have acknowledged that I
> could be wrong on certain issues. And I have in fact acknowledged that I am
> wrong with regards to Razzo being the cameraman for the original cheating
> tapes.
Am I really getting lectured about the truthfulness of my statements from a man
who claims to have seen the Virgin Mary in the flesh? What a bizarre dream I
must be having.
> : > Cigarettes, caffeine, nutrasweet and processed sugar. Sounds like a
> winning
> : > formula... for a wheezy diabetic coma.
>
> You left out the Vitamin C in the lime juice, all the nutrients in a Virgin
> Mary with limes and olives, and all the vitamins and amino acids in Red
> Bull. As usual, you selectively pick and choose your facts to create a
> false and misleading impression.
If you were half the "nutrionist" you claim to be, you'd realize that your
formula of nicotene, nutrasweet and Red Bull is nothing more than a death
cocktail, regardless of your vitamin and amino acid intake.
> I am not diabetic, and my metabolism is handling the insults of the tobacco,
> nutrasweet, and sugar just fine, thank you. I have unlimited strength and
> endurance. I am on a 48-hour run right now, and I feel just fine. I am not
> sleepy or tired. My energy is extremely high. My concentration and mental
> clarity are perfect. My secret formula is a winner, although I would not
> recommend it as a regular lifestyle.
Just because your metabolism is handling your death cocktail "just fine,"
doesn't mean it's sound advice, William.
> : > Guess this explains the mood swings, at least.
>
> I am not having any mood swings. You have all these fantasies about my
> mental state. You are clueless if you think you know anything at all about
> my mental states. Do you understand that you are such a mental midget that
> my mental states are far beyond your comprehension?
You're right, I DO have a hard time comprehending paranoia, egomania, and
sociopathic self-deception.
> : Get that bloodsugar under control, brotha!
>
> My blood sugar is just fine. I am neither hypoglycemic nor hyperglycemic.
> And I am not your brother. You are a snot-nosed punk and a Lord of the
> Flies urchin, just like your hero, Eric "Treeboy" LIEbeler, whom you are
> defending by proxy since he has lawyered up. Who you choose to side with
> says a lot about you. Taking the side of the liar, libeler, and Ann Coulter
> defender Treeboy says a lot about you.
Only a juvenile would assume that by challenging your almighty wisdom, I am
somehow taking up the defense of Treesong. I am not, and will not, defend him. I
truly do not care about your petty lawsuit.
However, I must admit I am fascinated by the psychology behind a self-described
genius who attempts to threaten and intimidate anyone who challenges his
omniscience, and then follows through... by filing a lawsuit.
> You have also become obsessed with me and are threadstalking me, even
> though you know I have killfiled you. Just like everyone else in my killfile,
> you
> are starved for personal attention from me. If you are not, why don't you
> show it by refraining from replying to me when you know I have you
> killfiled? Please, no one respond to this cretin's posts, so I don't have
> to see his ignorant spew.
I am not threadstalking you, genius. My reply was totally on-topic. I will stop
commenting on your posts when you stop writing such asinine nonsense. 'Kay?
> : This was my guess before I clicked the message:
> :
> : 2 parts insane
> : 1 part inane.
>
> And, of course, you know absolutely nothing about my sanity or mental state.
> Typical arrogance from Chris Robin, who believes the wildest 9/11 conspiracy
> theories, and is so ignorant of economics that he believes that free trade,
> NAFTA, and CAFTA are harmful to the U.S. economy. For a brief explanation
> of why Chris is completely wrong, AS USUAL, please see my post "OT: Why
> free trade and CAFTA are good ideas" for more detail --
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.gambling.poker/msg/fbfdee2950f4916c
As I have explained ad nauseum, there is nothing "free" about the "free trade,"
particularly as it pertains to NAFTA and CAFTA. These pacts are all about
leveraging corporate power over local and regional communities (such as
provisions that companies can sue local governments for local environmental and
safety laws that "hurt" their bottom line, regardless of the will of the
people). Your assumption that NAFTA is *good* because it is reponsible for
economic growth and an increase in corporate profit takes a gigantic leap in
logic, as it ignores its effect on income disparity, even going so far as to
attribute it entirely to other causes.
That's the point of NAFTA, William. Increase corporate profit. Decrease U.S.
consumer purchasing power. Wealth consolidation via increases in income
disparity. NAFTA is but one of many mechanisms to acheive this.
I agree with most of your other arguments on the topic, William - I just think
you're missing the big picture here.
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Adorable Jew
On Aug 29 2006 10:32 PM, William Coleman wrote:
> I have to tell you that, if you are a smoker, I doubt you will find a finer
> cigarette than Camel Turkish Gold 100s. They are pure Turkish tobacco, no
> American tobacco whatsoever. The tobacco is not treated with formaldehyde
> and other chemicals the way American tobacco is. They have a smooth, mellow
> taste. They are not low tar or low nicotine, just excellent tobacco.
I bought a pack to try them out and they are better than Marlboro light 100's
but how do you know there are no additives. I can't find any confirmation from
googling around.
>
>
> But Camel Turkish Gold 100s are just part of my secret formula. The second
> part is Diet Coke with lime. Diet Coke contains caffeine and Nutrasweet.
> Nutrasweet is a compound which includes Phenylalinine, an amino acid which
> is a powerful mental stimulant. You want to go easy on Nutrasweet, because
> it is toxic in large quantities. If the tips of your fingers or toes start
> tingling or getting numb after a few days of heavy Diet Coke usage, then you
> are suffering nerve damage and are drinking too much Diet Coke. Moderation
> in all things.
>
> You can order a Diet Coke with three limes while playing poker, or you can
> buy Diet Coke and fresh limes in the supermarket and make your own. It is a
> tasty, stimulating low calorie drink, and the lime juice provides Vitamin C,
> which helps protect against the harmful effects of smoking tobacco.
I find that for myself Diet Coke is a better stimulant than coffee though I
still have my Starbucks addiction.
Adorable Jew
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Minor Glitch
> As some of you may have noticed, I have been doing a lot of posting lately,
> and, in my opinion, my posts have been unusually creative and well-written.
> Some of you may be thinking --
>
> Where the fuck is all this energy and intensity coming from? What the fuck
> is he smoking?
>
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