What the fuck is your major malfunction???  You are even more obsessed with me than Jason.  And for exactly the same reason.  I have repeatedly demonstrated to RGP that you are extremely stupid and extremely ignorant.

The truth hurts, I know.  But it's time that both you and Jason faced the truth about yourselves and your obsessions with me and move on with your lives.  Of course, neither of you has any prospect of actually having what I would call a life.  It's practically impossible for extremely stupid and ignorant people like you and Jason to have anything that I would call a life.

What I call a life is being in heaven and having extremely beautiful 22-year-old women tell you that they love you and actually demonstrate that love in the real world.  You know, women like these two goddesses, with whom I am totally in love --

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/227477_146692348734997_32...

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548317_4643000476889_2130...

Like all extremely beautiful women, these pictures don't come close to doing them justice.  In real life, these women are far hotter that the hottest supermodels or female movie stars.

No, I am not paying them.  Yes, they know all about each other.  In fact, they are Facebook friends, due to my suggestion.

Eat your heart out, Clave.  Eat your heart out, Jason.  Eat your heart out, Maggot, imagining that fucking your fat, ugly wife has anything to do with fucking a beautiful woman.

Eat your hearts out all of RGP.  Every beautiful woman in the world now wants me.  I am now picking up beautiful women everywhere I go, even in the most inappropriate and unlikely places.  Standing in a line at the bank.  Waiting for my number to be called at DMV.  At a truck stop in Arizona at 5 am.

It doesn't matter.  They all want me.  I am pretty sure it is for my mind.

William Coleman  (ramashiva)