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Can you just imagine how many kids at school are going to bring up to
her children that she gives a "good blow job"
Kids will keep on recounting that little fact long beyond the time
they forget where it even came from. In fact, the history behind it
will be rewritten over and over against until it develops into a story
about annie blowing every male in the area.
I have only watched one episode of that show, (several weeks ago), but
I have a sneaking suspicion that there is nothing "spontaneous" in
that program - that the whole thing is carefully scripted by writers
in advance. I suppose it's possible that Ms. Duke might have
spontaneously muttered something like that off the cuff, (I don't
really know her that well so how can I know what she is "really" like
and whether those kind of comments are typical of her?), but most
women - especially mothers - just don't talk like that. (OK, maybe
Kathy Griffin does, but that is part of her act.)
This is the first time I have ever watched one of these so-called
"reality" shows, but it just seems to me that the whole thing is faked
- that it's all scripted and engineered to try to draw ratings and the
"participants" are chosen based on their ability (and willingness) to
be outrageous and say ridiculous things. But maybe that's the whole
point. Maybe Annie made it clear to Mr. Trump - a natural showman -
that he would not regret "casting" her on the program.
Alan C. Lawhon
Huntsville, Alabama
I think she's selfish, self-centered and short sighted. I also believe this
is some thing she thought up herself and said because she thought it would
make her appear hip, witty and cutting edge. As I posted before, her kids
will no doubt be taunted about this by their class mates but I seriously
doubt Ms. Duke worries about such trivial things.
Irish Mike
Tut, tut. Cluck, cluck. Gary, Maverick, and Irish Mike are like
prudish busybodies gossiping at a church social.
Annie's kids may be taunted by their classmates, but those classmates
will also think Annie's kids have the coolest mom in town.
William Coleman (ramashiva)
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More likely a brain fart. Most of what's recorded ends up on
the cutting room floor in post production, it's fairly obvious that
the person in charge of the scissors isn't a fan. Probably a homo
with a lifetime membership to the Joan River's fan club.
Anyway, now for the important stuff: of the remaining ladies,
which are fuckable?
Annie Duke - yes.
Brande Roderick - OMG yes!
Melissa Rivers - NO WAY IN HELL!!!
Joan Rivers - umm... I'm not the only one that would, am I?
Mark (lifetime member of the Joan River's fan club!)
I had never watched any Apprentice episodes before this season when I was
randomly at a friend's house for the season premiere and him and his
roommates put it on. So I watched the first episode with them, but I
wasn't really thrilled to be watching it. When I saw the cast, I thought
I'd only be interested in Dice and Tom Green because I think each of them
is hilarious in their own way, and when they both got eliminated pretty
early, I was sure I was done watching the show.
A couple months later, I still find myself watching every week, if not
Sunday night, then in the next few days on the DVR. I'm a 27 year old
male who only knew Joan Rivers as the lady with all the plastic surgeries
that screwed over Carson (Johnny, not Gary) and sold jewelry on QVC or one
of those channels my wife was watching one day when I came home from work.
After watching the past couple weeks, I can honestly say that she is
hilarious. She's insane and crotchety and wildly inconsistent, but she is
a funny, funny woman. I even texted a friend with "Sadly, I think I'm a
Joan Rivers fan" during the last episode.
That being said, she's like 80, so yes, you're the only one that likes her
in that way.
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Well, truth be told, she wasn’t all that great. Three stars at best.
Now Antonio Esfandiari, he was excellent, definitely five stars. I now
know why they call him the magician.
da pickle knows.....
I didn't mean to imply that I liked her in that way, I was trying to
point out that she was still fuckable while her daughter wasn't!
Truth be told my wife has me on a very short lease and I wouldn't
actually bang anyone else! However, that doesn't stop me from
commenting on the fuckability of another.
OK, let's cut to the chase. If you had to choose between Joan
and Melissa... FMK sans the marriage selection, which one gets
the bone and which gets kicked off the top of Trump's Tower?
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> Annie's kids may be taunted by their classmates, but those classmates
> will also think Annie's kids have the coolest mom in town.
>
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> William Coleman (ramashiva)
When I was a teenager the glue sniffing thing had hit the scene. A
friends mother was talking to us about it and how it would mess us up and
finished her speech with "boys, I don't want you sniffing anything
stronger than pussy"
We thought that was so cool and it was a very effective speech.
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Scratch C Code for Human Male Programming
#define const FUCKABLE, NOT_FUCKABLE;
(begin loop);
{
bool find(bool female_target);
if bool fuckable(female_target) == FUCKABLE;
{
int assign(int fuckability, female_target);
int add_to_fuckable_list(female_target, fuckable_list[]);
int sort_by_fuckability(fuckable_list[]);
}
else;
}
(end loop)
tvp
Can you just imagine how many kids at school are going to bring up to
her children that she gives a "good blow job"
Kids will keep on recounting that little fact long beyond the time
they forget where it even came from. In fact, the history behind it
will be rewritten over and over against until it develops into a story
about annie blowing every male in the area.
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Bah...never figured you and Carson for pollyannas.
Probably not the best thing to say, but she was clearly hamming it up for
the camera. BFD.
Of course she was. And it was funny.
But she also thinks about Annie long before she thinks about her kids.
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