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Newgca

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Nov 22, 2002, 4:16:11 AM11/22/02
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............news flash......... special news flash...............extra
special news flash.........................

The battle for World Wide Poker Domination reached critical mass last Friday
as the heaviest gun of all, Doyle Brunson (weigh him, if you don't believe
it) took on Russ "The FLY" Georgiev in a seven day bout. Backed with some of
the other heaviest hitters in the World of Poker, it looked like "the FLY"
was down and out in the first twenty four hours. TKO in the first looked
inevitable, until the count reached 9 and "the FLY" came out winging.

In an instant he was everywhere, flying around creating untold havoc on the
forces of high stakes poker. He responded like a UFO with light speed. After
every avenue of escape looked beyond a persons wildest imagination, "the
FLY" responded with a light speed assault.

In this reporters eyes, "I don't think Doyle Brunson can make it until
Friday". The "FLY" is just too fast. Maybe it is a concoction of that celery
juice and carrots that have made him appear this way. "It's the carrots, the
carrots", this reporter was told, by a player that wished to remain
anonymous. "See how fast Bugs Bunny is", was his reply as he again stated,
"It's the carrots".

With the multiple, malicious, malignant, moronic, minions attacking in
coordinated attacks on "the FLY", he suddenly left with a burst of never
before seen speed, only to compose his "one FLY army" and flank the
opposition. It seems hopeless for these legends of the poker world, as
everywhere you look, there is a "FLY" in the OINK ment. "What a time not to
have your "FLY" swatter with you, or your windshield for that matter.

In this reporters opinion, "the FLY" may have too much for these heavy
weights. As the old saying goes, never send a boy to do a "FLY swatters
work".

As we reach the third day of this battle for poker supremacy, "the FLY" is
out winging. Can he be stopped? Stay tuned for the next Wind-shield report,
I mean Winchell report.

Wally Winchell,
with the news

aka Russ Georgiev


Tell me, how many people thought this was me? Until I told you.
NO ONE, NO ONE thought Wally was me.

Russ Georgiev

RazzO

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Nov 22, 2002, 4:29:18 AM11/22/02
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>Tell me, how many people thought this was me?
>Until I told you.
>NO ONE, NO ONE thought Wally was me.

And this statement if true does what? Make us believe your alias' are
not easy to detect?

razzo

Newgca

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Nov 22, 2002, 4:39:01 AM11/22/02
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>And this statement if true does what? Make us believe your alias' are
>not easy to detect?
>

Makes you an "idiot" for thinking everyone is me. I didn't have to confess I
was Wally, but it has all you minions running around in circles.

Also shows if I wanted to post and not be known, I could do it. Thus, the
people that state this is me because of this or that are just seeing mirages.

I just don't need to use alias's, except for a parody with Wally.

Russ Georgiev

RazzO

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Nov 22, 2002, 4:40:29 AM11/22/02
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>Also shows if I wanted to post and not be known, I could
>do it. Thus, the people that state this is me because of
>this or that are just seeing mirages.

And this statement if true does what? Make us believe your alias' are
not easy to detect?


razzo

Peg Smith

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Nov 22, 2002, 4:45:02 PM11/22/02
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In article <20021122041611...@mb-dh.aol.com>, new...@aol.com
(Newgca) writes:

>...Tell me, how many people thought this was me? Until I told you.


>NO ONE, NO ONE thought Wally was me.

I'll admit it, I didn't suspect it for one second. I always liked Wally
Winchell's posts, I thought they were hilarious.

Peg

RazzO

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Nov 22, 2002, 5:13:51 PM11/22/02
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How sweet. I take the high road and you take the low. So? What's the
problem?


razzo

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