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Paul Popinjay

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Sep 9, 2006, 9:29:15 AM9/9/06
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Happy birthday to yooooouuuu,

Happy birthday to yooooouuu.

Happy birthday dear High Priest of the Virgin Mary on Planet
Earth who called down fire and brimstone on the SWAT team in Las Vegas on
the top floor of a Stations Hotel & Casino with the 22 year-old dancer from
a strip club and spent 7 months in a maximum security penal institution and
has a 200+ IQuuuuue,

Happy Birthday to you.


Tanya AKA MissT74

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Sep 9, 2006, 12:13:55 PM9/9/06
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Post of the Week, IMO.

LMFAO

T
P.S. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Ramashiva.


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FL Turbo

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Sep 9, 2006, 12:21:51 PM9/9/06
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It looks like you weren't successful in raising enough money for a
proper present, but were you at least able to convey my warmest
personal regards for his birthday?

Paul Popinjay

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Sep 9, 2006, 6:01:47 PM9/9/06
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"FL Turbo" <noe...@notime.com> wrote in message
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>
> It looks like you weren't successful in raising enough money for a
> proper present,
>

Well really the whole thing depended on timing, and on Razzo. We needed to
send someone dependable the money who could then go shopping in Vegas, get
the London Fog trench coat, in British Tan, and then lovingly present the
gift to Ramashiva. Well now it's kinda late, and the whole surprise
birthday thing has flopped. I guess that's what you get when you rely on
someone who irresponsible. First, no one to feed his cats and take care of
his house, and now, no birthday party. Thanks a lot, Razzo!


> but were you at least able to convey my warmest
> personal regards for his birthday?
>

I know I am a responsible person, but Turbo, do I have to do everything for
everyone? I know you are in his killfile. If you want to convey your
warmest regards for his birthday, all you have to do is:

1. Do what he says.

2. Don't talk back to him.

3. Start calling yourself Rush Limbaugh.


Dude, you should have had that shit done already. What a bunch of flakes!
Am I the only one around here with any degree of responsibility? Sheesh!

-Paul Popinjay

BillB

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Sep 9, 2006, 8:45:13 PM9/9/06
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"Paul Popinjay" <paul...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Paul, how 'bout we split a year's subscription to Times Select for Rama? It
will give him daily access to the New York Times editorials as well as the
archives back to 1980. It can only end up enriching our learning experience
in the end.

$50 for a year.
http://www.nytimes.com/gst/purchase_gc.html?type=ts&incamp=ts:sell_pages_gc_2


Paul Popinjay

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Sep 9, 2006, 9:25:10 PM9/9/06
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"BillB" <bo...@shaw1.ca> wrote in message
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>
>
> Paul, how 'bout we split a year's subscription to Times Select for Rama?
> It will give him daily access to the New York Times editorials as well as
> the archives back to 1980. It can only end up enriching our learning
> experience in the end.
>
> $50 for a year.
> http://www.nytimes.com/gst/purchase_gc.html?type=ts&incamp=ts:sell_pages_gc_2
>


Bill, you know I can't do that in good conscience. That would be like me
asking you to donate to the NRA or something.

I think that London Fog trench coat would have looked good on Ramashiva, and
he could have worn it when his black one was at the dry cleaners. I will
still gladly send Razzo $10 towards the purchase of that coat if we can get
17 other friends here to come up with the $179. Really, from all of the
things Ramashiva has written, I get the image that he is actually quite
debonaire, with impeccable style and taste. The Angel of Death would have
looked good in British Tan.

But that was a thoughtful offer from you, Bill. Thanks.

-Paul Popinjay


Susan

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Sep 9, 2006, 9:34:23 PM9/9/06
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BillB

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Sep 9, 2006, 9:51:01 PM9/9/06
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"Susan" <sdbr...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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1) I would never buy someone used clothing for a gift.

2) There's is no way this giant of a man is going to fit into a 44.


Susan

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Sep 9, 2006, 10:00:01 PM9/9/06
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"BillB" <bo...@shaw1.ca> wrote in message
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> 1) I would never buy someone used clothing for a gift.

But it's for Ramashiva who preaches giving away all your worldly
possessions. I'm sure he would appreciate it.


> 2) There's is no way this giant of a man is going to fit into a 44.

Maybe some day he will get laid again and work off all the extra poundage.

Susan

HotHa...@hotmail.com

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Sep 10, 2006, 12:50:21 AM9/10/06
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Maybe we should get him a membership to the Arbor Day Foundation, and
plant a tree in his name.

bub

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Sep 10, 2006, 11:50:19 AM9/10/06
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good idea. then he could sit in a tree that is named for him.

just let fascist right-wing police try and remove him then.

HotHa...@hotmail.com

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Sep 10, 2006, 10:29:40 PM9/10/06
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bub wrote:
> good idea. then he could sit in a tree that is named for him.
>
> just let fascist right-wing police try and remove him then.
>
>

Just think of the pleasure and gratification that would bring him.


Just funnin with you William, Happy Birthday.

HotHa...@hotmail.com

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Sep 10, 2006, 10:29:51 PM9/10/06
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bub wrote:
> good idea. then he could sit in a tree that is named for him.
>
> just let fascist right-wing police try and remove him then.
>
>

Just think of the pleasure and gratification that would bring him.

KenP

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Sep 24, 2006, 2:31:05 PM9/24/06
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Planting the tree seems viable...

Seeing that the donations were 'light' to say the least...

I can provide a nut to plant...

Seems appropriate...

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