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Telephone conversaton with Popinjay

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ramashiva

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May 18, 2012, 12:23:00 PM5/18/12
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After all these years, I finally talked to Paul on the phone this
morning for the first time. I was concerned that he hadn't posted for
quite a while, especially considering his recent health problems.

So I called him, and at first he didn't know who Bill Coleman in Las
Vegas was. I am pleased to report that Paul is doing fine, but is
still having problems with high blood pressure.


William "The Life" Coleman (ramashiva)

Mossingen

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May 18, 2012, 1:25:44 PM5/18/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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That's good to hear. Stay healthy, paul.


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ramashiva

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May 18, 2012, 4:03:02 PM5/18/12
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On May 18, 12:55 pm, Vince <vi...@hush.ai> wrote:

> ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:50d55463-d015-40a4...@ra8g2000pbc.googlegroups.com:
> Don't you find it strange that you have Paul's phone #, but he
> didn't know who you are?

He just didn't make the connection immediately, plus he thought I said
"Bill Collum".
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Pepe Papon

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May 19, 2012, 2:43:43 AM5/19/12
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RGP isn't the same without him. Not that this makes him any less of
an asshole.

fffurken

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May 19, 2012, 6:45:57 PM5/19/12
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On May 18, 9:03 pm, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:

> He just didn't make the connection immediately, plus he thought I said
> "Bill Collum".

He thought? So not a stroke then. OK, good.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 19, 2012, 10:17:28 PM5/19/12
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"fffurken" <fffu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I'm glad he's ok, too. I won't tell him, though, because that'd make him mad


fffurken

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May 20, 2012, 4:08:13 AM5/20/12
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On May 20, 3:17 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> > He just didn't make the connection immediately, plus he thought I said
> > "Bill Collum".
>
> He thought? So not a stroke then. OK, good.
> ***
> I'm glad he's ok, too. I won't tell him, though, because that'd make him mad

Who? You are aware that I was talking about William Coleman? The only
reason I suspect you aren't aware is because Coleman is your sworn
enemy and you would not wish him good health. You would sooner have
God strike him down with a thunderbolt.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 20, 2012, 6:34:27 AM5/20/12
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"fffurken" <fffu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 20, 3:17 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> > He just didn't make the connection immediately, plus he thought I said
> > "Bill Collum".
>
> He thought? So not a stroke then. OK, good.
> ***
> I'm glad he's ok, too. I won't tell him, though, because that'd make him
> mad

Who? You are aware that I was talking about William Coleman?
***
You were talking about Popinfresh.
You may have THOUGHT you were talking about Coleman, but the HE that did the
thinking was Peepee


fffurken

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May 20, 2012, 7:01:20 AM5/20/12
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On May 20, 11:34 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> Who? You are aware that I was talking about William Coleman?
> ***
> You were talking about Popinfresh.
> You may have THOUGHT you were talking about Coleman, but the HE that did the
> thinking was Peepee

I'm sorry, what? YOU are telling me who I was talking about?

Here are the two sentences.

First Coleman's -

"He just didn't make the connection immediately, plus he thought I
said "Bill Collum"."

Next mine -

"He thought? So not a stroke then. OK, good."

Clearly the "he" in both sentences refers to Popinjay. The use of the
word "thought" is to say a wrong impression. So in other words,
William didn't say "Bill Collum", he said "Bill Coleman". However, if
he had of said "Bill Collum" he would have sounded like a stroke
victim trying to say "Bill Coleman". So the stroke referred to him.

You are unfuckingbelievable telling me what I meant about what I said.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 20, 2012, 7:13:02 AM5/20/12
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From: "fffurken" <fffu...@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Telephone conversaton with Popinjay
Date: Sunday, May 20, 2012 7:01 AM

On May 20, 11:34 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> Who? You are aware that I was talking about William Coleman?
> ***
> You were talking about Popinfresh.
> You may have THOUGHT you were talking about Coleman, but the HE that did
> the
> thinking was Peepee

I'm sorry, what? YOU are telling me who I was talking about?
***
I'm telling you what your words say. I stated you may have THOUGHT you said
something different.



Here are the two sentences.

First Coleman's -

"He just didn't make the connection immediately, plus he thought I
said "Bill Collum"."

Next mine -

"He thought? So not a stroke then. OK, good."

Clearly the "he" in both sentences refers to Popinjay. The use of the
word "thought" is to say a wrong impression. So in other words,
William didn't say "Bill Collum", he said "Bill Coleman". However, if
he had of said "Bill Collum" he would have sounded like a stroke
victim trying to say "Bill Coleman". So the stroke referred to him.
***
Wow! You can shovel horseshit well to try and save your ass.
Peepee was capable of thinking... so he didn't have a stroke.
That's what that sentence says.
Fuck, fffurkin, learn to write clearly



You are unfuckingbelievable telling me what I meant about what I said.
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You are moronic, saying what you don't mean


fffurken

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May 20, 2012, 7:25:44 AM5/20/12
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On May 20, 12:13 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "He thought? So not a stroke then. OK, good."
>
> Clearly the "he" in both sentences refers to Popinjay. The use of the
> word "thought" is to say a wrong impression. So in other words,
> William didn't say "Bill Collum", he said "Bill Coleman". However, if
> he had of said "Bill Collum" he would have sounded like a stroke
> victim trying to say "Bill Coleman". So the stroke referred to him.
> ***
> Wow! You can shovel horseshit well to try and save your ass.
> Peepee was capable of thinking... so he didn't have a stroke.

The post was a joke around "Bill Collum" and a stroke caused speech
impediment, you read it wrong. But now you're telling me what I meant
or what I should have meant. Maggot!

Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 20, 2012, 7:55:35 AM5/20/12
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"fffurken" <fffu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I'm not telling you what YOU meant.
I'm telling you what your words mean


fffurken

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May 20, 2012, 8:05:09 AM5/20/12
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On May 20, 12:55 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> I'm not telling you what YOU meant.
> I'm telling you what your words mean

But they don't mean what you think they mean.

You went for perhaps a lazy option but there's no real joke in "he
thought" therefore he didn't have a stroke.

The stroke joke was around "Bill Collum" and I've spoondfed you the
explanation already.

Seriously, don't blame me for your slipshodiness.

Will in New Haven

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May 22, 2012, 12:19:39 PM5/22/12
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Please type jokes that are funny or don't type jokes.

--
Willy "The Lamb" Reich

fffurken

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May 22, 2012, 12:26:27 PM5/22/12
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On May 22, 5:19 pm, Will in New Haven
Please go fuck yourself.

Slim1Der

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May 22, 2012, 11:30:30 PM5/22/12
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Yeah I jumped on one of Pickle's posts on FB and he replied. Glad he
is ok, and glad you talked to him Bill. *wink, wink*

fffurken

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May 23, 2012, 5:44:46 PM5/23/12
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On May 23, 4:30 am, Slim1Der <mkmor...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Yeah I jumped on one of Pickle's posts on FB and he replied. Glad he
> is ok, and glad you talked to him Bill. *wink, wink*

Hi Slim1Der, fffurken here. What does *wink, wink* mean?

da pickle

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May 24, 2012, 8:58:20 AM5/24/12
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It is one of those "if you have to ask ..." things.

otter

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May 24, 2012, 9:00:51 AM5/24/12
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A wink is as good as a nod.

fffurken

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May 24, 2012, 5:05:21 PM5/24/12
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Unfortunately neither your response nor pickle's have helped much. I
know what *wink wink* means in general. I don't know what it means in
this context.

Actually, it's funny because it popped into my head for just a split
second that it meant that old perennial chestnut - Coleman is Popinjay
and vica versa.

lol, but that can't be true. If that were true, RGPers would lynch the
motherfucker from the nearest tree for gross deceit and crimes against
RGP.

So I don't know what it meant. I don't think Slim1Der visits much, so
Coleman can feel free to answer. Unless I have to listen to some tapes
or shit first.

otter

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May 24, 2012, 10:33:18 PM5/24/12
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