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Mrs Iris Mike

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Jan 7, 2010, 2:18:02 PM1/7/10
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One thing I miss about live play is the slow roll. You know, when its
showdown and you have the nuts, but you wait until your opponent
proudly shows his river-made straight and only then you show your nut
flush laughing and pointing out that he has been drawing dead since
the flop? Well, PS should have a slowroll button.

RUStupid Mark

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Jan 7, 2010, 2:48:27 PM1/7/10
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"Mrs Iris Mike" <BeaF...@msn.com> wrote in message
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+1

Making them wait for you to call their river jam isn't enough, if you've
timebanked down all the way before making the call they should be
able to see what's going on and auto-slowroll it for you!

Additionally:
I wish they'd stop throwing that banner up before I input my password
when firing up the app too... I'm normally firing up 3 sites at the same
time when I get online, and their intrusive client grabs focus from FTP
while I'm inputting my pw there every time! Then the fuckers pop up
that stupid 'news' dialog while I'm trying to put in my stars PW! Save
the shit & adds until we've logged in already!

John_Brian_K

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Jan 7, 2010, 3:50:21 PM1/7/10
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You WOULD be a slow rolling 'cunt' (asshole)

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Mrs Iris Mike

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Jan 7, 2010, 3:52:08 PM1/7/10
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And you are the one to go on tilt after the slow roll. Shut up loser.

John_Brian_K

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Jan 7, 2010, 4:07:54 PM1/7/10
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> And you are the one to go on tilt after the slow roll. Shut up loser.

I dont tilt, but I do fucking hate a slow rolling cunt

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nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
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Mrs Iris Mike

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Jan 7, 2010, 4:03:49 PM1/7/10
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Do you really think any one cares what you hate? I'd have you calling
the floorman within minutes of me sitting down. Not shut up loser.

Will in New Haven

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Jan 7, 2010, 4:30:07 PM1/7/10
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On Jan 7, 4:07 pm, "John_Brian_K" <a7ec...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> > And you are the one to go on tilt after the slow roll. Shut up loser.
>
> I dont tilt, but I do fucking hate a slow rolling cunt

I don't mind being slow rolled. It's nothing. What bothers me is
people who try to make the game less fun for the people who are losing
their money. I haven't slow-rolled anyone but my brother (announce
"two pair" in a stud game, turn cards over "of eights.") and it isn't
because some people don't deserve to be mistreated. It is because you
generally can make more money at a light-hearted table. Bea probably
thinks she can make more money by tilting people. It's a matter of
style, I guess.

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Will in New Haven

RUStupid Mark

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Jan 7, 2010, 4:48:19 PM1/7/10
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"Will in New Haven" <bill....@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in message
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I prefer to do it in MTT's personally...
works best when done as the knockout blow.
A perfectly timed slowroll + a few lines of chat =
instant railtard for the rest of your run!

I was able to keep one for close to 3 hours once,
it's always fun to see how long they'll stick around.

Will in New Haven

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Jan 7, 2010, 4:49:33 PM1/7/10
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On Jan 7, 4:48 pm, "RUStupid Mark" <diput...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in messagenews:e1b7b543-9298-4f48...@j24g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...

I guess that's fine if it gives you amusement. It would do nothing for
me.

Mrs Iris Mike

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Jan 7, 2010, 5:20:51 PM1/7/10
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On Jan 7, 1:49 pm, Will in New Haven <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com>
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OMG! Aren't you the self rightous little nancy.

Imagine if someone said something you don't like about cats and you'd
be brining up the slashing of necks and there would be blood on the
felt and you'd have that shit eating grin your mother tried to slap
off your face but its there now and there will a price to pay for
steaming Yule logs... all in your pussified head.

Remember this little gem from 7/22/09? "I'm so glad that I hated you
before you wrote that, you piece of shit.
I have made joking remarks about wishing that Paul or K9 would die
but
I never meant it. In YOUR case, I would slit your throat and laugh as
you thrashed. I would have done that _before_ you wrote this but I
feel better about that opinion now.

"Cordially as always,


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"Will in New Haven"

LOL you're worried about someone making you feel uncomfortable at the
table when your loser starts to show. And then you put on as some
saintly poker player. Ever notice the bigger hypocrites are the of the
same mind when it comes to politics. It must be an illness.

La Cosa Nostradamus

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Jan 7, 2010, 6:56:13 PM1/7/10
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On Jan 7 2010 4:03 PM, Mrs Iris Mike wrote:

> On Jan 7, 1:07�pm, "John_Brian_K" <a7ec...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> > > And you are the one to go on tilt after the slow roll. Shut up loser.
> >
> > I dont tilt, but I do fucking hate a slow rolling cunt
> >
> > ==========================================
> > You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> > nor will �I �consider you �necessarily wise �because you are �grave.
> > ==============================
> > 47.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
> > JBK
> >

> Do you really think any one cares what you hate? I'd have you calling
> the floorman within minutes of me sitting down. Not shut up loser.

I would simply think about her until her head sploded.


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Will in New Haven

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Jan 7, 2010, 8:32:19 PM1/7/10
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No, imbecile, I'm worried about you making a fish feel like a fish and
bumming out a poker game so that it is less profitable. That is
clearly what I said. That I hate you is immaterial. If we were at the
poker table together, it would not show.

By the way, you have attributed political and religious opinions to
me, been shown to be wrong and then replied with the usual troll's "I
was trying to get a reaction."

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