OT: fffurken's midlife crisis

[fffurken]

So about 6 months ago in work early (well as early as I'm ever in
work) one morning at the coffee station, I was informed by a colleague
that we had taken on a bunch of young noobs and they were all over
there, as he pointed. So as I looked in that general direction, half
asleep, I did notice some new faces but nothing of interest until I
saw..

A vision of angelic beauty.

I swear, I did a double take and at that very second she did a double
take on me doing a double take on her (I am quite handsome).

She was Zoe.

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't describe Zoe's looks as supermodel (I
don't like supermodel anyway) just *very* attractive and as I got to
know her over the months, oh boy, were her looks just a bonus! We're
talking the nicest, soundest, easygoingist, humblist, funist,
intelligent, attractive young woman you could ever wish to meet! I
think I was in love!

And then, after only 6 months or so, she was leaving the company,
Whaaat! You brighten up my day you bitch, you can't do that! This is
your first job and you're leaving after only 6 months!?

Well, as it turns out, she had applied for lots of jobs after she left
college (with genuinely two degrees from universities in Cork and
London) and as you do, applied all over for jobs. But her sense of
life and adventure were bringing her elsewhere.

Which was abroad.

I don't even think she was that interested in boys (of any age) too
much and is the type of person who just wants to go and live life
before she'll make a man a lucky man.

She's leaving tomorrow, and I'm off tomorrow unexpectedly so I won't
get to say goodbye, maybe that's why I wanted to write this post
because it makes me a little sad.

Tomorrow is also the 15th of March of course, my 39th Birthday.

Zoe is going to Canada. She's a wonderful girl and so Ireland's loss
is Canada's gain, I say that with absolute certainty. I just wish it
didn't feel like a loss to me too.

[Pepe Papon]

Sorry to hear that she's leaving, but 39 is too young for a mid-life
crisis! Believe it or not, you're still young!
--

Pepe Papon

[Jason Pawloski]

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[fffurken]

Thanks Pepe.

[da pickle]

On 3/15/2013 5:37 AM, Jason Pawloski wrote:
> On Mar 14 2013 11:41 PM, fffurken wrote:
>
>
>>
>> A vision of angelic beauty.
>>

>> Zoe is going to Canada. She's a wonderful girl and so Ireland's loss
>> is Canada's gain, I say that with absolute certainty. I just wish it
>> didn't feel like a loss to me too.
>
> LOL

Is this what passes for humour in fffffkups virtual world?

[mo_ntresor]

On Mar 14 2013 11:41 PM, fffurken wrote:

gayest post of all time.

mo_ntresor

[fffurken]

On Mar 15, 2:26 pm, "mo_ntresor" <amontilladofortun...@gmail.com>

wrote:

> gayest post of all time.

Thanks mo. I think I'm in touch with my feminine side. I didn't find
Bill Burr funny for example.

[halfpastdead]

On Mar 15 2013 12:41 AM, fffurken wrote:

> So about 6 months ago in work early (well as early as I'm ever in
> work) one morning at the coffee station, I was informed by a colleague
> that we had taken on a bunch of young noobs and they were all over
> there, as he pointed. So as I looked in that general direction, half
> asleep, I did notice some new faces but nothing of interest until I
> saw..
>
> A vision of angelic beauty.
>

DUDE..thats was a DUDE

[halfpastdead]

lol... the "expert" speaks


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[mo_ntresor]

On Mar 15 2013 8:46 AM, fffurken wrote:

> Thanks mo. I think I'm in touch with my feminine side. I didn't find
> Bill Burr funny for example.

have you ever had a girlfriend? you sound like a middle school idiot.

mo_ntresor

[mo_ntresor]

On Mar 15 2013 8:56 AM, halfpastdead wrote:

> lol... the "expert" speaks

FILTER FOR EVERYTHING "GAY", still working!!

mo_ntresor

[Will in New Haven]

You're a kid. However, I am sure this is rather painful, even though
you would never have made any kind of move. It sounds like it was very
pleasant to have her around.

However, you don't have a licence for a mid-life crisis. Too young.

--
Will in New Haven

[fffurken]

Girl alright, she could have maybe been a *tiny* bit more petite to be
my perfect wife. She's a university level hockey goalkeeper, just
another string to her bow. All she'll have to do is get used to it on
ice over in Canadia.

[fffurken]

On Mar 15, 2:59 pm, "mo_ntresor" <amontilladofortun...@gmail.com>

wrote:

> > Thanks mo. I think I'm in touch with my feminine side. I didn't find
> > Bill Burr funny for example.
>
> have you ever had a girlfriend?  you sound like a middle school idiot.

No mo, I've never had a girlfriend, are you happy now?

Besides, what does that have to do with Bill Burr not being funny!?

[brewmaster]

"Zoe" probably left cause of the creepy sssstalker.

[fffurken]

On Mar 15, 3:09 pm, Will in New Haven
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:

> You're a kid.

Beats being a fat old man who has only ever fucked girls I wouldn't
piss on.

> However, I am sure this is rather painful, even though
> you would never have made any kind of move.

There was some sexual tension between us. I think a move would have
been inappropriate though, considering I'm twice her age and I'm a
gentleman. When I fuck 20 year olds these days, I pay.

> It sounds like it was very
> pleasant to have her around.

It was.

[mo_ntresor]

On Mar 15 2013 9:14 AM, fffurken wrote:

> No mo, I've never had a girlfriend, are you happy now?
> Besides, what does that have to do with Bill Burr not being funny!?

mooing over 20 year old girls who don't give a fuck about you. is this
supposed to improve our opinion of you?

mo_ntresor

[mo_ntresor]

On Mar 15 2013 9:16 AM, brewmaster wrote:

> "Zoe" probably left cause of the creepy sssstalker.

"i don't even think she was that interested in boys too much", LMFAO!
sure, lots of girls are uninterested in boys. this ffffurken guy's a
loser guaranteed.

mo_ntresor

[fffurken]

On Mar 15, 3:25 pm, "mo_ntresor" <amontilladofortun...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> "i don't even think she was that interested in boys too much", LMFAO!
> sure, lots of girls are uninterested in boys.  this ffffurken guy's a
> loser guaranteed.

What I meant by that was that she wasn't interested in a serious
relationship. She didn't have boyfriend but there would no shortage of
admirers.

You're really stupid. No wonder you find Bill Burr hilarious.

[mo_ntresor]

On Mar 15 2013 9:23 AM, fffurken wrote:

> Beats being a fat old man who has only ever fucked girls I wouldn't
> piss on.

who do you think you're fooling? you're 39 and pining over a girl who
doesn't give a shit about you, AND you pay whores to fuck you. does
anybody associate any of this with a guy who's got a shot at any girl who
isn't missing limbs?

mo_ntresor

[fffurken]

On Mar 15, 3:32 pm, "mo_ntresor" <amontilladofortun...@gmail.com>

wrote:

> > Beats being a fat old man who has only ever fucked girls I wouldn't
> > piss on.
>
> who do you think you're fooling?

Eh, no one.

> you're 39 and pining over a girl who
> doesn't give a shit about you, AND you pay whores to fuck you.

It's called honesty. You should try it sometime.

>  does
> anybody associate any of this with a guy who's got a shot at any girl who
> isn't missing limbs?

Not a personal fetish of mine. There is a lovely looking local lass
who I see quite often (usually in a mini) who has those sort of
thalidomide stunted arms. I'd fuck her.

[brewmaster]

Girls with missing limbs are hot. Go watch Boxing Helena.

[brewmaster]

On Mar 15 2013 8:32 AM, fffurken wrote:

> On Mar 15, 3:25 pm, "mo_ntresor" <amontilladofortun...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > "i don't even think she was that interested in boys too much", LMFAO!
> > sure, lots of girls are uninterested in boys.  this ffffurken guy's a
> > loser guaranteed.
>
> What I meant by that was that she wasn't interested in a serious
> relationship. She didn't have boyfriend but there would no shortage of
> admirers.

So you would spend your days lusting after a chunky 20 year old slut, then
go pay a hooker for sex and pretend it was her?

[mo_ntresor]

On Mar 15 2013 9:37 AM, fffurken wrote:

> Not a personal fetish of mine. There is a lovely looking local lass
> who I see quite often (usually in a mini) who has those sort of
> thalidomide stunted arms. I'd fuck her.

you fuck whatever fucks you. hey, mommy always told you life ain't fair.

mo_ntresor

[fffurken]

On Mar 15, 3:43 pm, "brewmaster" <a1...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:

> > > "i don't even think she was that interested in boys too much", LMFAO!
> > > sure, lots of girls are uninterested in boys.  this ffffurken guy's a
> > > loser guaranteed.
>
> > What I meant by that was that she wasn't interested in a serious
> > relationship. She didn't have boyfriend but there would no shortage of
> > admirers.
>
> So you would spend your days lusting after a chunky 20 year old slut, then
> go pay a hooker for sex and pretend it was her?

Considering you put a question mark at the end of your sentence, I
won't call that a strawman.

[fffurken]

On Mar 15, 3:46 pm, "mo_ntresor" <amontilladofortun...@gmail.com>
wrote:

<..turdsplash..>

[popinjay999]

On Mar 15, 4:18 am, fffurken <fffur...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> Thanks Pepe.


Why don't you just suck Pepe's dick while you're at it?

[fffurken]

Well here's the interesting thing. Not that I intended it, but I'm
compiling a report in my head of all the posters in this thread which
I'll just go ahead and leak right now.

Pepe has been the only person to make a genuinely positive and nice
comment in this thread so far. Doggy certainly came in friendly too
and as I always say about Doggy, what the hell is wrong with Doggy?
Seems like a nice guy to me.

WiNH starts off bad but then he makes the most observant comments of
the thread. And that's WiNH every year I've been here AFAIC. He is
perhaps the only true listener on this newsgroup and for that I give
him a shit load of credit.

mo_ron and brewmaster have just been spawn of satan, no surprises
there.

As for you? I'm never sure with you Paul, I don't know if you're a
demon or an angel. I think maybe you're an enigma wrapped in a mystery
inside a riddle.

[Clave]

"mo_ntresor" <amontillad...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:pknb1ax...@news.ezprovider.com...

> On Mar 14 2013 11:41 PM, fffurken wrote:
>

> ...<plop>...

[Clave]

"brewmaster" <a1...@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
news:cnrb1ax...@news.ezprovider.com...

<...>

> Girls with missing limbs are hot. Go watch Boxing Helena.

A sorry omission from my unbearably creepy movie list.

Jim

[popinjay999]

On Mar 15, 9:45 am, fffurken <fffur...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> As for you? I'm never sure with you Paul, I don't know if you're a
> demon or an angel. I think maybe you're an enigma wrapped in a mystery
> inside a riddle.

Then what? Kinda like an enigma mystery calzone?

[brattt]

On Mar 15 2013 12:41 AM, fffurken wrote:

> So about 6 months ago in work early (well as early as I'm ever in
> work) one morning at the coffee station, I was informed by a colleague
> that we had taken on a bunch of young noobs and they were all over
> there, as he pointed. So as I looked in that general direction, half
> asleep, I did notice some new faces but nothing of interest until I
> saw..
>
> A vision of angelic beauty.
>

This sounds almost as demented as TVP's (?) dealer stalking.

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[fffurken]

On Mar 15, 4:59 pm, "brattt" <af3...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:

> This sounds almost as demented as TVP's (?) dealer stalking.

Who the fuck do you think I'm stalking you dumb broad?

I had a good, if all too brief, friendly relationship with a young
attractive woman in work with whom 15 years ago I would have been all
over and now will almost certainly never see again.

I'll just put you down on the "spawn of satan" list because that's
where you invariably belong.

[Will in New Haven]

With him, it's 90% about the inside workings of this ng. He has a
problem with Pepe, you were pleasant to Pepe, therefore you get the
shaft. The actual world outside this ng means nothing to Paul. As it
shouldn't, since he is an impotent swine to whom the world would be
very cruel if he let it.

I tried to be nice to you myself but there's no point in it, never
is.

[fffurken]

On Mar 15, 6:26 pm, Will in New Haven

I don't particularly recall you evr trying to be "nice" to me,

What probably happened was, I demonstrably pointed you out to be an
idiot over something and then you took umbrage.

[Will in New Haven]

When you say you are "pointing something out" you are assuming that
you are correct. I don't mind your being an arrogant asshole but you
really ought to know it, so I'm pointing it out to you.

[fffurken]

On Mar 16, 5:06 pm, Will in New Haven

I've said before on RGP that I don't actually think that there is much
wrong with arrogance - so long as it is merited. For example, Pest
should NEVER be arrogant because he is a dribbling moron.

I think I have mine under reasonable control.

[Will in New Haven]

That's probably about as well as anyone can do. I have not been
witness to all of the disagreements and unpleasentness that have
caused you to have so many feuds on here and I don't care who is at
fault. At some point we will discuss something besides our feuds and
alliances and I will find that at least somewhat interesting again.

[fffurken]

On Mar 17, 12:49 am, Will in New Haven

RGP is based on unpleasantness and feudalism. I only find myself in
the surroundings I am.

If you were serious about being somewhere more placid, somewhere you
could have a more meaningful exchange of ideas and so on, you would go
elsewhere.

[Clave]

"fffurken" <fffu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:482110cd-82f8-4fb1...@h9g2000vbk.googlegroups.com...

rec.pets.cats has been pretty calm for the last few years.

Jim

[Will in New Haven]

I AM elsewhere, as well as here, and have had many pleasant
conversations on issues and ideas. While Popinjay has this fixation
with only being on one newsgroup, I do not share it. Of course, every
group has off-topic conversations and almost every group attracts some
people, well entities, one doesn't want to talk to, there are enough
good conversations around to make up for it. Even here there is an
occasional one.

[Will in New Haven]

On Mar 16, 9:20 pm, "Clave" <ChrisClav...@TheMonastery.com> wrote:
> "fffurken" <fffur...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

Which rec.pets.cats? I haven't been at .anecdotes in quite awhile but
the traffic there is fairly heavy. .communities has been quiet as two
of the most wonderful participants are having internet troubles.

[Clave]

"Will in New Haven" <bill....@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in message
news:fcbde952-ad7d-4af7...@c6g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...

Hmmm...used to be just rec.pets.cats --

Jim

[Will in New Haven]

On Mar 18, 3:24 pm, "Clave" <ChrisClav...@TheMonastery.com> wrote:
> "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in messagenews:fcbde952-ad7d-4af7...@c6g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...

Actually, the division is the result of a before-my-time flamewar. I
think there is another one, concerned with cat health, but the two I
mentioned divided a few years ago. There are are some people who
participate on both but some people really can't stand the kind of
things done on .community and some, like me, got kinda bored
with .anecdotes.