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ramashiva

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May 16, 2012, 4:11:42 AM5/16/12
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I am pleased to announce that I have been exchanging emails with
Sensei Maverick, and I have been trying to convince Sensei to return
to RGP and grace us with his sagacious and sanctified presence.

While Sensei has not agreed, he is considering my request. Let us all
pray that RGP will again be blessed with the wit and wisdom of Sensei
Maverick.

Sensei is the funniest dude I have ever encountered. Everything he
says cracks me the fuck up.


William "The Life" Coleman (ramashiva)

Clave

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May 16, 2012, 4:50:13 AM5/16/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Maybe he'll attach his lips to Pop-Tard's ass and the circle will be
complete.

Jim



Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 16, 2012, 4:53:09 AM5/16/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Further proof you're a shithead

)


ramashiva

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May 16, 2012, 4:58:58 AM5/16/12
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On May 16, 1:53 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:620085df-b4ca-4498...@vy9g2000pbc.googlegroups.com..

> > am pleased to announce that I have been exchanging emails with
> > Sensei Maverick, and I have been trying to convince Sensei to return
> > to RGP and grace us with his sagacious and sanctified presence.

> > While Sensei has not agreed, he is considering my request.  Let us all
> > pray that RGP will  again be blessed with the wit and wisdom of Sensei
> > Maverick.

> > Sensei is the funniest dude I have ever encountered.  Everything he
> > says cracks me the fuck up.

> Further proof you're a shithead

Further proof that you have absolutely no sense of humor. You are a
humorless, boring asshole.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 16, 2012, 6:02:27 AM5/16/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Please, asshat. I was here when he used to squabble with Steve Badger

ramashiva

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May 16, 2012, 6:59:57 AM5/16/12
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On May 16, 3:02 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:a2cac49f-9798-47a8...@t2g2000pbl.googlegroups.com...

> On May 16, 1:53 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>

> > Further proof you're a shithead

> Further proof that you have absolutely no sense of humor.  You are a
> humorless, boring asshole.

> ***
> Please, asshat. I was here when he used to squabble with Steve Badger

Who gives a fuck? You were a marginal, irrelevant poster then, and
you are a marginal, irrelevant poster now. Doesn't change the fact
that you were and are a humorless, boring asshole.

> William "The Life" Coleman  (ramashiva)

LOL @ signing your post with my name. You have absolutely no pride of
workmanship. If you can't figure out how to quote GG properly with
OE, you could at least look at your posts and clean them up before
posting.

da pickle

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May 16, 2012, 7:34:40 AM5/16/12
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It would not be a bad thing for RGP. He is a major contributor to the
BARGE list and since that list is moderated, he has become not only a
prolific poster, but also a readable one. He seems to be implying that
he will return to BARGE this summer. I hope he does and I get to meet him.

Where is Paul?

Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 16, 2012, 7:43:41 AM5/16/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 16, 3:02 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:a2cac49f-9798-47a8...@t2g2000pbl.googlegroups.com...

> On May 16, 1:53 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>

> > Further proof you're a shithead

> Further proof that you have absolutely no sense of humor. You are a
> humorless, boring asshole.

> ***
> Please, asshat. I was here when he used to squabble with Steve Badger

Who gives a fuck? You were a marginal, irrelevant poster then, and
you are a marginal, irrelevant poster now. Doesn't change the fact
that you were and are a humorless, boring asshole.
***
I've never been one.
The point is, HE was boring



> William "The Life" Coleman (ramashiva)

LOL @ signing your post with my name. You have absolutely no pride of
workmanship. If you can't figure out how to quote GG properly with
OE, you could at least look at your posts and clean them up before
posting.
***
My dogs wanted their walk


Mossingen

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May 16, 2012, 8:40:01 AM5/16/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I think he gets credit for running off Irish Mike. That was certainly
impressive.


brewmaster

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May 16, 2012, 9:47:11 AM5/16/12
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No, that wasn't Maverick. I know who it was, and it wasn't him.

ramashiva

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May 16, 2012, 10:01:11 AM5/16/12
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On May 16, 4:43 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:5c50c1a8-e388-42fe...@nl1g2000pbc.googlegroups.com...

> On May 16, 3:02 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net> wrote:

> > "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:a2cac49f-9798-47a8...@t2g2000pbl.googlegroups.com...

> > On May 16, 1:53 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>

> > > Further proof you're a shithead

> > Further proof that you have absolutely no sense of humor. You are a
> > humorless, boring asshole.

> > ***
> > Please, asshat. I was here when he used to squabble with Steve Badger

> Who gives a fuck?  You were a marginal, irrelevant poster then, and
> you are a marginal, irrelevant poster now.  Doesn't change the fact
> that you were and are a humorless, boring asshole.

> ***
> I've never been one.

Oh fuck you and your "I don't have an ego" bullshit. That is exactly
how I and many others perceive you.

> The point is, HE was boring

That's how YOU perceive Sensei. That's because you are a humorless
asshole. Not to mention a dim-witted dullard. Sensei is smart, well-
informed, and extremely humorous. Not surprising a submoron like you
doesn't think Sensei is interesting or funny.

> > William "The Life" Coleman (ramashiva)

> LOL @ signing your post with my name.  You have absolutely no pride of
> workmanship.  If you can't figure out how to quote GG properly with
> OE, you could at least look at your posts and clean them up before
> posting.

> ***
> My dogs wanted their walk

Fuck you and your God damned dogs.

Bill Vanek

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May 16, 2012, 10:33:15 AM5/16/12
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On Wed, 16 May 2012 06:34:40 -0500, da pickle
<jcpi...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:

>It would not be a bad thing for RGP. He is a major contributor to the
>BARGE list and since that list is moderated, he has become not only a
>prolific poster, but also a readable one. He seems to be implying that
>he will return to BARGE this summer. I hope he does and I get to meet him.

What the hell is wrong with you? You're supposed to be one of the few
sane people here.

Will in New Haven

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May 16, 2012, 11:16:34 AM5/16/12
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On May 16, 10:33 am, Bill Vanek <bilva...@invalid.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 16 May 2012 06:34:40 -0500, da pickle
>
> <jcpick...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
> >It would not be a bad thing for RGP.  He is a major contributor to the
> >BARGE list and since that list is moderated, he has become not only a
> >prolific poster, but also a readable one.  He seems to be implying that
> >he will return to BARGE this summer.  I hope he does and I get to meet him.
>
> What the hell is wrong with you? You're supposed to be one of the few
> sane people here.

Doesn't _anyone_ understand de gustibus non disputandem est? So
RamaShiva likes Maverick and da Pickle thinks that he has become a
reasonable contributor on the BARGE list.

No one has to AGREE with them. In fact, I don't. However, Mav isn't
going to do anything nastier than TYPE at us and why get upset because
he _may_ be back.

It will make me wish I had kept a record of how much I tipped on the
weekend of the fifth and sixth. It really wasn't all that immoderate
but there was this non-tipping, whiny about tipping, Mav-clone at the
table when I was playing $1/2 and on occasion I would tip extra and
say "this is from him," which I found hilarious but it tilted him off
the edge of the planet, which it certainly wouldn't do to Mav.

--
Will in New Haven

ramashiva

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May 16, 2012, 11:26:47 AM5/16/12
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On May 16, 8:16 am, Will in New Haven
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:

> On May 16, 10:33 am, Bill Vanek <bilva...@invalid.com> wrote:

> > On Wed, 16 May 2012 06:34:40 -0500, da pickle
> > <jcpick...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:

> > >It would not be a bad thing for RGP.  He is a major contributor to the
> > >BARGE list and since that list is moderated, he has become not only a
> > >prolific poster, but also a readable one.  He seems to be implying that
> > >he will return to BARGE this summer.  I hope he does and I get to meet him.

> > What the hell is wrong with you? You're supposed to be one of the few
> > sane people here.

> Doesn't _anyone_ understand de gustibus non disputandem est?

So true. A lot of people here get upset if you say you like someone
or something they don't like. They act like you are insulting them
personally because you have a different opinion than they do.

> RamaShiva likes Maverick and da Pickle thinks that he has become a
> reasonable contributor on the BARGE list.

> No one has to AGREE with them. In fact, I don't. However, Mav isn't
> going to do anything nastier than TYPE at us and why get upset because
> he _may_ be back.

> It will make me wish I had kept a record of how much I tipped on the
> weekend of the fifth and sixth. It really wasn't all that immoderate
> but there was this non-tipping, whiny about tipping, Mav-clone at the
> table when I was playing $1/2 and on occasion I would tip extra and
> say "this is from him," which I found hilarious but it tilted him off
> the edge of the planet, which it certainly wouldn't do to Mav.

LOL @ the idea of anyone tilting Sensei Maverick.

> --
> Will in New Haven

What happened to "Willy "The Lamb" Reich"? I was hoping that you
would continue with that.

Will in New Haven

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May 16, 2012, 11:45:13 AM5/16/12
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On May 16, 11:26 am, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 16, 8:16 am, Will in New Haven
>
> <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:
> > On May 16, 10:33 am, Bill Vanek <bilva...@invalid.com> wrote:
> > > On Wed, 16 May 2012 06:34:40 -0500, da pickle
> > > <jcpick...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > >It would not be a bad thing for RGP.  He is a major contributor to the
> > > >BARGE list and since that list is moderated, he has become not only a
> > > >prolific poster, but also a readable one.  He seems to be implying that
> > > >he will return to BARGE this summer.  I hope he does and I get to meet him.
> > > What the hell is wrong with you? You're supposed to be one of the few
> > > sane people here.
> > Doesn't _anyone_ understand de gustibus non disputandem est?
>
> So true.  A lot of people here get upset if you say you like someone
> or something they don't like.  They act like you are insulting them
> personally because you have a different opinion than they do.\

Not only do tastes differ but encountering a person under one set of
circumstances might give one a completely different opinion of that
person. People who play poker against me usually like me better than
people who play bridge against me and not because of any difference in
my success at the games in question. I'm much less friendly at the
bridge table. Unless I'm stoned.

>
> > RamaShiva likes Maverick and da Pickle thinks that he has become a
> > reasonable contributor on the BARGE list.
> > No one has to AGREE with them. In fact, I don't. However, Mav isn't
> > going to do anything nastier than TYPE at us and why get upset because
> > he _may_ be back.
> > It will make me wish I had kept a record of how much I tipped on the
> > weekend of the fifth and sixth. It really wasn't all that immoderate
> > but there was this non-tipping, whiny about tipping, Mav-clone at the
> > table when I was playing $1/2 and on occasion I would tip extra and
> > say "this is from him," which I found hilarious but it tilted him off
> > the edge of the planet, which it certainly wouldn't do to Mav.
>
> LOL @ the idea of anyone tilting Sensei Maverick.

Certainly not with such a simple maneuver. However, it works wonders
against many who share his opinions on the matter of tipping.

>
> > --
> > Will in New Haven
>
> What happened to "Willy "The Lamb" Reich"?  I was hoping that you
> would continue with that.

I'm not giving it up but consistency is the hobgoblin, etc.

--
Willy "The Lamb" Reich

ramashiva

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May 16, 2012, 12:09:12 PM5/16/12
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On May 16, 8:45 am, Will in New Haven
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:

> I'm not giving it up but consistency is the hobgoblin, etc.

"foolish consistency".

Will in New Haven

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May 16, 2012, 12:41:10 PM5/16/12
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On May 16, 12:09 pm, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 16, 8:45 am, Will in New Haven
>
> <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:
> > I'm not giving it up but consistency is the hobgoblin, etc.
>
> "foolish consistency".

That was bizzare. I was so sure that I had typed the whole thing,
including the word foolish, that I kept looking, for almost a minute,
for the spelling error you were correcting. I am much more used to
committing spelling errors than to omitting whole words.

da pickle

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May 16, 2012, 3:15:06 PM5/16/12
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I am getting older by the day. I am likely to be almost (almost)
completely retired this year.

You have to admit the new First/Last is not the same as the old
obnoxious goof. He seems to have mellowed quite a bit ... hope that
does not push him over the edge!

Mossingen

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May 16, 2012, 5:31:23 PM5/16/12
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OK, this is my reply to GG (the "ramashiva" account). It appears to have
formatted correctly using the ">" thingies. Bill's fix or whatever you want
to call it seems to work, and was very easy. Other than that, I'm not going
to comment on it, other than to send inquiries to Bill.


ramashiva

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May 16, 2012, 7:43:32 PM5/16/12
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Thanks for confirming that the tweak works. Too bad I couldn't sucker
Maggot or Clave into a prop bet.

Can you also confirm that, once the tweak is applied, you use OE
exactly the same way you always have? That you are not required to do
anything differently or do anything extra when you reply to a GG
message?

Bill Vanek

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May 17, 2012, 12:08:52 AM5/17/12
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On Wed, 16 May 2012 14:15:06 -0500, da pickle
I don't read the barge list anymore, so I don't know what he's like
now. But I don't really care either. Resolute assholes rarely become
something better.

Pepe Papon

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May 17, 2012, 2:16:57 AM5/17/12
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On Wed, 16 May 2012 08:26:47 -0700 (PDT), ramashiva
<ramas...@gmail.com> wrote:

><bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:
>
>> On May 16, 10:33 am, Bill Vanek <bilva...@invalid.com> wrote:
>
>> > On Wed, 16 May 2012 06:34:40 -0500, da pickle
>> > <jcpick...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> > >It would not be a bad thing for RGP.  He is a major contributor to the
>> > >BARGE list and since that list is moderated, he has become not only a
>> > >prolific poster, but also a readable one.  He seems to be implying that
>> > >he will return to BARGE this summer.  I hope he does and I get to meet him.
>
>> > What the hell is wrong with you? You're supposed to be one of the few
>> > sane people here.
>
>> Doesn't _anyone_ understand de gustibus non disputandem est?
>
>So true. A lot of people here get upset if you say you like someone
>or something they don't like. They act like you are insulting them
>personally because you have a different opinion than they do.

Some people like Beldipshit will claim that those things are matters
of fact, not opinion.

Pepe Papon

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May 17, 2012, 2:19:48 AM5/17/12
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You can consider it a spelling error. You misspelled the word as "".

Pepe Papon

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May 17, 2012, 2:21:42 AM5/17/12
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On Wed, 16 May 2012 14:15:06 -0500, da pickle
<jcpi...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:

>I am getting older by the day

That certainly sets you apart. I'm only getting older every other
day. Sometimes I can go a whole week.

ramashiva

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May 17, 2012, 2:24:33 AM5/17/12
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Of course. All of Maggot's opinons are fact. It cracks me up every
time he states something as fact, then later claims that it is
"documented" because he previously said it was fact. Both Maggot and
Clave are epistemologically unsophisticated in the extreme.

Clave

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May 17, 2012, 2:35:45 AM5/17/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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<...>

> Both Maggot and Clave are epistemologically unsophisticated
> in the extreme.

You're so cute when you try to use big words.

Jim



Pepe Papon

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May 17, 2012, 2:35:35 AM5/17/12
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I wouldn't put Clave in the same category as Beldipshit. Clave is
actually capable of making sense. He just likes to be snarky for
whatever reason. He's actually funny sometimes. You certainly seem
to have tilted him, though.

fffurken

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May 17, 2012, 6:42:59 AM5/17/12
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On May 17, 7:35 am, Pepe Papon <hitmeis...@mindspring.com> wrote:

> >Of course.  All of Maggot's opinons are fact.  It cracks me up every
> >time he states something as fact, then later claims that it is
> >"documented" because he previously said it was fact.  Both Maggot and
> >Clave are epistemologically unsophisticated in the extreme.
>
> I wouldn't put Clave in the same category as Beldipshit.

I'm sure he's honoured and I'm sure you're enjoying the attention your
Fuhrer is lavishing on you lately.

Seriously, this is the kind of dipshittery which can be expected from
you, talking about someone like that as if they're not here.

You are stupid, Clave is smart, get it? How many people have said
that? Even sworn enemies of Clave don't call him stupid, whereas,
"Pepe is stupid" rolls off the tongue.

ramashiva

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May 17, 2012, 7:40:58 AM5/17/12
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On May 17, 3:42 am, fffurken <fffur...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> You are stupid, Clave is smart, get it?

No, I don't get that at all, and neither did a consensus of senior RGP
posters in the fair, open voting of the RGP's Stupidest Poster Survey.

Clave was voted stupider than Irish Mike, who in turn was voted
stupider than Susan. Clave was also voted stupider than bub, for
God's sake. The only reason Jason beat Clave for the championship was
that Jason was openly bribing people to vote for him.

Clave is a dimwitted dullard. Anyone who thinks otherwise is also a
dimwitted dullard.

fffurken

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May 17, 2012, 8:50:29 AM5/17/12
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On May 17, 12:40 pm, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 17, 3:42 am, fffurken <fffur...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > You are stupid, Clave is smart, get it?
>
> No, I don't get that at all

<...>

> Clave is a dimwitted dullard.  Anyone who thinks otherwise is also a
> dimwitted dullard.

Thanks for your opinion, I'll be sure to give it all the credence it
deserves.

PS. Do we agree Pepe is stupid? It's just that you didn't say anything
about him in your rebuttal at the top of the post.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 17, 2012, 9:27:01 AM5/17/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Clave is an extremist liberal. That doesn't make him stupid. Politically
predictable, perhaps, but of course, so are you (with the batshit insane
party)




Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 17, 2012, 9:27:46 AM5/17/12
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"Clave" <cla...@the.monastery.com> wrote in message
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Beg pardon. Willie is never cute.


ramashiva

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May 17, 2012, 9:34:47 AM5/17/12
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On May 17, 5:50 am, fffurken <fffur...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> PS. Do we agree Pepe is stupid?

No. Perhaps you didn't notice that Pepe was assigned an estimated IQ
of 155 by the RGP Brain Trust, whereas you were assigned an estimated
IQ of 93.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 17, 2012, 9:42:33 AM5/17/12
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"Pepe Papon" <hitme...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Further proof Pepe is a shithead

Of course, it's long been established, but still....


Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 17, 2012, 9:43:38 AM5/17/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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***
Keep lying, Willie. Some moron might believe you.

I never claim my opinion is fact, I claim things that can be independently
verified are fact.
If you are too goddamned stupid to tell the difference, then that's your
fucked in the ass problem


Mossingen

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May 17, 2012, 9:46:21 AM5/17/12
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ramashiva wrote:
>
> Can you also confirm that, once the tweak is applied, you use OE
> exactly the same way you always have? That you are not required to do
> anything differently or do anything extra when you reply to a GG
> message?


Yes. That is the case.


Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 17, 2012, 9:46:23 AM5/17/12
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"Pepe Papon" <hitme...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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It is a documented FACT that Mav was a rude, crude, obnoxious asshole.

Anyone who cares to revisit the archives can do so.
I also submitted evidence, and he tacitly admitted, doctoring Wil Wheaton's
Wikipedia page, to make Mav seem important.

Whether he might have changed and become a good, caring RGP poster is a
matter of speculation, but given Satan Spawn Coleman is cheering for him,
the odds are long



Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 17, 2012, 9:49:36 AM5/17/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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***
Asshat, that doesn't work on this end
I already TOLD you that doesn't work on this end.


So go fuck yourself



fffurken

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May 17, 2012, 9:54:04 AM5/17/12
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On May 17, 2:34 pm, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 17, 5:50 am, fffurken <fffur...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > PS. Do we agree Pepe is stupid?
>
> No.  Perhaps you didn't notice that Pepe was assigned an estimated IQ
> of 155 by the RGP Brain Trust, whereas you were assigned an estimated
> IQ of 93.

I think you'll find that it was 90.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 17, 2012, 10:03:01 AM5/17/12
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"Will in New Haven" <bill....@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in message
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On May 16, 10:33 am, Bill Vanek <bilva...@invalid.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 16 May 2012 06:34:40 -0500, da pickle
>
> <jcpick...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
> >It would not be a bad thing for RGP. He is a major contributor to the
> >BARGE list and since that list is moderated, he has become not only a
> >prolific poster, but also a readable one. He seems to be implying that
> >he will return to BARGE this summer. I hope he does and I get to meet
> >him.
>
> What the hell is wrong with you? You're supposed to be one of the few
> sane people here.

Doesn't _anyone_ understand de gustibus non disputandem est? So
RamaShiva likes Maverick and da Pickle thinks that he has become a
reasonable contributor on the BARGE list.

No one has to AGREE with them. In fact, I don't. However, Mav isn't
going to do anything nastier than TYPE at us and why get upset because
he _may_ be back.

It will make me wish I had kept a record of how much I tipped on the
weekend of the fifth and sixth. It really wasn't all that immoderate
but there was this non-tipping, whiny about tipping, Mav-clone at the
table when I was playing $1/2 and on occasion I would tip extra and
say "this is from him," which I found hilarious but it tilted him off
the edge of the planet, which it certainly wouldn't do to Mav.

***
I wouldn't be UPSET if he is back.
The point is, his post quality was 9.7 on the troll meter. AND the guy is a
cheapskate, and not just to dealers. If the fucknut has heard that AVERAGE
tipping is 20% for waitstaff right now, he'd give up eating out.


Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 16, 4:43 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:5c50c1a8-e388-42fe...@nl1g2000pbc.googlegroups.com...

> On May 16, 3:02 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net> wrote:

> > "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:a2cac49f-9798-47a8...@t2g2000pbl.googlegroups.com...

> > On May 16, 1:53 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>

> > > Further proof you're a shithead

> > Further proof that you have absolutely no sense of humor. You are a
> > humorless, boring asshole.

> > ***
> > Please, asshat. I was here when he used to squabble with Steve Badger

> Who gives a fuck? You were a marginal, irrelevant poster then, and
> you are a marginal, irrelevant poster now. Doesn't change the fact
> that you were and are a humorless, boring asshole.

> ***
> I've never been one.

Oh fuck you and your "I don't have an ego" bullshit. That is exactly
how I and many others perceive you.
***
Well, sure. You're a shithead.

The documented fact is, I have been funny on any number of occasions, and
have posts here to prove it
See, shithead, this is a testable hypothesis. Unlike that shit flowing out
of your asshole



> The point is, HE was boring

That's how YOU perceive Sensei. That's because you are a humorless
asshole. Not to mention a dim-witted dullard. Sensei is smart, well-
informed, and extremely humorous. Not surprising a submoron like you
doesn't think Sensei is interesting or funny.
***
Oh, fuck no.
His trolls are well documented, and the consensus opinion was overwhelming.
Plus, the guy's favorite game was limit O/8. For FUCKS sake, Willie. How can
you take that clown seriously



> > William "The Life" Coleman (ramashiva)

> LOL @ signing your post with my name. You have absolutely no pride of
> workmanship. If you can't figure out how to quote GG properly with
> OE, you could at least look at your posts and clean them up before
> posting.

> ***
> My dogs wanted their walk

Fuck you and your God damned dogs.
***
Willie, my dogs have contributed far more to the overall human happiness
pool than you EVER will

You try and fuck with my dogs, and the boys will hold you down and the girl
will make you understand the term "Angry Bitch"



ramashiva

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On May 17, 7:07 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> You try and fuck with my dogs, and the boys will hold you down and the girl
> will make you understand the term "Angry Bitch"

OK Bitch. $10,000 says you can sic all three of your dogs on me at
once, and I will kill them all or they will all run away with their
asses kicked yelping like the cowardly curs they are.

Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up. You vastly overestimate how even
big dogs would fare against a 300 pound man who is strong as a bull
and who knows how to kill humans and dogs instantly.

Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up. This is a testable hypothesis,
as you like to say.

ramashiva

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May 17, 2012, 11:46:16 AM5/17/12
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On May 17, 6:49 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:be74333c-9d49-4ac3...@e9g2000pbh.googlegroups.com...

> Thanks for confirming that the tweak works.  Too bad I couldn't sucker
> Maggot or Clave into a prop bet.

> Can you also confirm that, once the tweak is applied, you use OE
> exactly the same way you always have?  That you are not required to do
> anything differently or do anything extra when you reply to a GG
> message?

> ***
> Asshat, that doesn't work on this end
> I already TOLD you that doesn't work on this end.

What doesn't work on your end??? You do not know what my tweak is, or
what instructions I gave to Hankins.

Tad Perry

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>I am pleased to announce that I have been exchanging emails with
> Sensei Maverick, and I have been trying to convince Sensei to return
> to RGP and grace us with his sagacious and sanctified presence.
>
> While Sensei has not agreed, he is considering my request. Let us all
> pray that RGP will again be blessed with the wit and wisdom of Sensei
> Maverick.
>
> Sensei is the funniest dude I have ever encountered. Everything he
> says cracks me the fuck up.

While I am not against his return, there is no way I'm going to call him
"sensei."

Now, there is an actual rational to this: I was here first and I'm older
than he is, and that makes me the "senpai" and Maverick the "kohai" and
there's no way that a senpai would ever call his kohai "sensei."

tvp

ramashiva

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May 17, 2012, 11:43:29 AM5/17/12
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On May 17, 6:46 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> It is a documented FACT that Mav was a rude, crude, obnoxious asshole.

No,, numbnuts. This is a classic example of you confusing your
OPINION with fact. Stating that your OPINION is a documented fact
doesn't make it a fact. It just makes you a hopelessly confused
asshole who doesn't understand the difference between opinion and
fact.

Mossingen

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You have great wisdom. I've been a long time, but you and Maverick both
have me beat on the seniority list.


Tad Perry

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"Mossingen" <jhan...@cox.net> wrote in message
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I even know how to misspell "rationale."

tvp

Tad Perry

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Actually, I have to agree that Maverick isn't really all that rude. (I'd say
"straight-forward" or "shoots from the hip" or "says it like he sees it.")
He isn't really crude either. (I don't remember much in terms of bad
language from him, for example; I would be considered far cruder on that
score.) But the "obnoxious asshole" part is harder to argue with. The term
mostly fits, but this world kind of demands that people either be obnoxious
assholes if they don't want to be walked all over and stepped on. I'd rather
be an obnoxious asshole than a pussy and I think most people would.

tvp


Pepe Papon

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I've missed your anklebiting while you were gone. Actually, no, I
didn't. At all. As a matter of fact, I completely forgot you even
existed. You're that important.

fffurken

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May 18, 2012, 5:03:29 AM5/18/12
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On May 18, 6:57 am, Pepe Papon <hitmeis...@mindspring.com> wrote:

> I've missed your anklebiting while you were gone.   Actually, no, I
> didn't.  At all.   As a matter of fact, I completely forgot you even
> existed.  You're that important.

Why don't you killfile me then?

Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 17, 7:07 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> You try and fuck with my dogs, and the boys will hold you down and the
> girl
> will make you understand the term "Angry Bitch"

OK Bitch. $10,000 says you can sic all three of your dogs on me at
once, and I will kill them all or they will all run away with their
asses kicked yelping like the cowardly curs they are.
***
Where did I say I wanted to sic my dogs on you?

You said you wanted to fuck them.
They don't take kindly to that

Siccing them on you is assault. I'd never do that.




Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up. You vastly overestimate how even
big dogs would fare against a 300 pound man who is strong as a bull
and who knows how to kill humans and dogs instantly.
***
Who the hell are you babbling about?
Surely not the 67 year old typing at your keyboard.
Again, fucknut, YOU said you wanted to fuck my dogs. All I did was point out
it wouldn't be a good idea



Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up. This is a testable hypothesis,
as you like to say.
***
Given you failed reading comprehension, what else would you like to test?




Beldin the Sorcerer

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May 18, 2012, 9:21:33 AM5/18/12
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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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***
Go read my post discussing scientific curiousity


Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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***
Moron, the words "rude", "Crude", "Obnoxious", and "Asshole" all have
definitions. Maverick's posts fit them

I do not speculate on what kind of a man BR may be, because I lack any
evidence, but Mav is an asshole (by definition)


Beldin the Sorcerer

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"Tad Perry" <tadp...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Tad, his treatise on why tipping 10% on a meal was "Generous" was a prime
example of rude and crude (and stupid).... though my memory is a little
strained... it might have been 8%


ramashiva

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May 18, 2012, 9:44:44 AM5/18/12
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On May 18, 6:21 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:8303d375-9c15-441d...@hq4g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...

> On May 17, 7:07 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net> wrote:

> > You try and fuck with my dogs, and the boys will hold you down and the girl
> > will make you understand the term "Angry Bitch"

> OK Bitch.  $10,000 says you can sic all three of your dogs on me at
> once, and I will kill them all or they will all run away with their
> asses kicked yelping like the cowardly curs they are.

> ***
> Where did I say I wanted to sic my dogs on you?

In full asshole mode this morning I see. Where did I say that you
wanted to sic my dogs on me???

You suggested your dogs would be able to knock me to the ground and
pin me down. They could do no such thing. If they dared get close to
me, they would die instantly.

> You said you wanted to fuck them.

I said no such thing. Get out of full asshole mode, will you? What I
said was --

"Fuck you and your God damned dogs."

You know that doesn't mean I want to fuck you OR your dogs. So get
out of full blown asshole mode.

> They don't take kindly to that

I don't give a fuck what your God damned dogs take kindly to.

> Siccing them on you is assault. I'd never do that.

OK fine. Just give me permission to fuck with them. I will be happy
to kill all three of them if they dare come close to me. The reality
is that dogs are physical cowards. That's why you like them so much,
since you are admittedly a physical coward yourself. I guarantee you,
your dogs take one look at me and they would run like hell. As would
you.

> Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up.  You vastly overestimate how even
> big dogs would fare against a 300 pound man who is strong as a bull
> and who knows how to kill humans and dogs instantly.

> ***
> Who the hell are you babbling about?
> Surely not the 67 year old typing at your keyboard.

Yes, I am talking about myself. You still have no idea who I am or
who you are fucking with. If you don't stop fucking with me on this
newsgroup and leave me alone, you are going to find out.

> Again, fucknut, YOU said you wanted to fuck my dogs. All I did was point out
> it wouldn't be a good idea

Don't be an asshole. I DID not say I wanted to fuck your dogs. I
said --

"Fuck you and your God damned dogs."

To repeat myself, you know that does not mean that I want to fuck you
OR your dogs.

> Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up.  This is a testable hypothesis,
> as you like to say.

> ***
> Given you failed reading comprehension, what else would you like to test?

I would like to test what would happen if I fucked with your dogs. I
guarantee I will either kill them all or they will all run away
yelping like the cowardly curs they are.

Now, are you going to make a prop bet on what would happen in this
scenario??? I can be in Lawrence in less than I week, and I can bring
up to $10,000 cash with me.

Again, put the fuck up or shut the fuck up.

ramashiva

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On May 18, 6:21 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> Go read my post discussing scientific curiousity

Why the fuck would I want to read a post by you on a topic about which
you know absolutely nothing???

Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 18, 6:21 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> Go read my post discussing scientific curiousity

Why the fuck would I want to read a post by you on a topic about which
you know absolutely nothing???
***
I'm not discussing gay sex. I'm talking about scientific curiousity


Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 18, 6:21 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:8303d375-9c15-441d...@hq4g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...

> On May 17, 7:07 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net> wrote:

> > You try and fuck with my dogs, and the boys will hold you down and the
> > girl
> > will make you understand the term "Angry Bitch"

> OK Bitch. $10,000 says you can sic all three of your dogs on me at
> once, and I will kill them all or they will all run away with their
> asses kicked yelping like the cowardly curs they are.

> ***
> Where did I say I wanted to sic my dogs on you?

In full asshole mode this morning I see. Where did I say that you
wanted to sic my dogs on me???
***
Oh, please, Willie.
This isn't close to asshole mode.

Sip your tea.


You suggested your dogs would be able to knock me to the ground and
pin me down. They could do no such thing. If they dared get close to
me, they would die instantly.
***
You say that with no knowledge as to their size or training. That's fairly
stupid, Willie



> You said you wanted to fuck them.

I said no such thing. Get out of full asshole mode, will you? What I
said was --

"Fuck you and your God damned dogs."

You know that doesn't mean I want to fuck you OR your dogs. So get
out of full blown asshole mode.
***
Again, Willie, that's not asshole mode. That's a gentle quip


> They don't take kindly to that

I don't give a fuck what your God damned dogs take kindly to.
***
My dogs are blessed creatures, Willie

No benevolent god would Damn them. Indeed, all three of them were rescues.
Obviously blessed.



> Siccing them on you is assault. I'd never do that.

OK fine. Just give me permission to fuck with them.
***
Again, no.

You break the law by attempting to damage or destroy my property, you're
liable for what happens


I will be happy
to kill all three of them if they dare come close to me. The reality
is that dogs are physical cowards. That's why you like them so much,
since you are admittedly a physical coward yourself. I guarantee you,
your dogs take one look at me and they would run like hell. As would
you.
***
I have hauled them back from attempts at going after other dogs, and the
occasional idiot walking on the street who thinks its cute to bark at them.
Your hypothesis, as usual, is flawed



> Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up. You vastly overestimate how even
> big dogs would fare against a 300 pound man who is strong as a bull
> and who knows how to kill humans and dogs instantly.

> ***
> Who the hell are you babbling about?
> Surely not the 67 year old typing at your keyboard.

Yes, I am talking about myself. You still have no idea who I am or
who you are fucking with. If you don't stop fucking with me on this
newsgroup and leave me alone, you are going to find out.
***
300 pounds? Seriously? At your age?

And you're claiming it's all muscle?



> Again, fucknut, YOU said you wanted to fuck my dogs. All I did was point
> out
> it wouldn't be a good idea

Don't be an asshole. I DID not say I wanted to fuck your dogs. I
said --

"Fuck you and your God damned dogs."

To repeat myself, you know that does not mean that I want to fuck you
OR your dogs.

> Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up. This is a testable hypothesis,
> as you like to say.

> ***
> Given you failed reading comprehension, what else would you like to test?

I would like to test what would happen if I fucked with your dogs. I
guarantee I will either kill them all or they will all run away
yelping like the cowardly curs they are.

Now, are you going to make a prop bet on what would happen in this
scenario??? I can be in Lawrence in less than I week, and I can bring
up to $10,000 cash with me.
***
No, Willie, I will not give you permission to attempt to harm my dogs. THAT
might make ME liable if Missy were to bite your balls off or something


Will in New Haven

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May 18, 2012, 10:21:02 AM5/18/12
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I realize that you are an expert on many things but here you are
babbling foolishly on a subject where you know much less than you
think. I have worked with and helped train many dogs and cowardice is
something that can be overcome, when it does occur.

For the most part, I'm not talking about attack dogs but search and
rescue dogs and personal assistance dogs but I used to be willing to
train attack dogs.

Once, when our house was on fire, two of my dogs woke me by coming
past a room that was burning when they could have stayed safe.

Our current dogs have never been subjected to serious training but I
don't doubt Bear's courage at all. Little Samantha, whose courage and
good sense are nonexistant, drew the attention of Diesel, a neighbor's
Pitt Bull, by yapping at him, when Micki was walking both of our dogs.
She then got behind Micki. Bear simply got between his human and his
"little sister" and calmly faced the slightly smaller but infinitely
fiercer dog.

As usual, Bear was able to bring all the hostility to an end and wound
up sitting calmly beside the Pitt Bull. I don't know how he does it. I
have trained attack dogs and other dogs, as I said, but never a
diplomat dog. I swear he could even make friends with you.

--
Will in New Haven

ramashiva

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May 18, 2012, 11:27:11 AM5/18/12
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On May 18, 7:21 am, Will in New Haven
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:

> I realize that you are an expert on many things but here you are
> babbling foolishly on a subject where you know much less than you
> think. I have worked with and helped train many dogs and cowardice is
> something that can be overcome, when it does occur.

No, actually Will, you are the one who is babbling foolishly on a
subject that I know much more about than you do. The subject is
hostile interactions with dogs. Since you like them, you probably
have few if any such interactions.

I hate dogs, and dogs readily pick up on the fact that I am a dog
hater. The dogs react hostilely, but when I confront them they run
the fuck away.

I repeat, dogs are physical cowards. They are cowards as individuals,
but bullies in packs. Just like most humans, by the way. Any dog can
sense when he is confronted by an animal which can kick his ass. When
they so sense, they run away, just as Maggot's dogs would run away if
I confronted them. But when a dog senses he is physically superior,
then he becomes a bully and goes into attack mode.

I remember one time I was out in my front yard, and a dog came into
the yard. I started yelling at him to go the fuck away, but instead
of barking or running away, he interpreted my yelling as wanting to
make friends. He ran up to me with his tail wagging and his tongue
hanging out. I kept yelling at him, but he would not be denied.
Finally, I petted him and said --

"Good dog. Good dog."

Then he trotted off contentedly.

Will in New Haven

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May 18, 2012, 12:02:48 PM5/18/12
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And was that a painful experience? By hating dogs, you simply make
your life less pleasant. Dogs, by and large, aren't harmed by it. That
last sounded almost exactly how I would imagine an encounter between
you and Bear would go. He could make friends with a tornado.

Will in New Haven

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May 18, 2012, 12:14:06 PM5/18/12
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On May 18, 9:27 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:
> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:a7961424-698c-415e...@em1g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...
> On May 17, 6:46 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
> wrote:
>
> > It is a documented FACT that Mav was a rude, crude, obnoxious asshole.
>
> No,, numbnuts.  This is a classic example of you confusing your
> OPINION with fact.  Stating that your OPINION is a documented fact
> doesn't make it a fact.  It just makes you a hopelessly confused
> asshole who doesn't understand the difference between opinion and
> fact.
> ***
> Moron, the words "rude", "Crude", "Obnoxious", and "Asshole" all have
> definitions. Maverick's posts fit them

Every one of those terms is a matter of subjective judgement. Many
people might agree that his posts fit those terms but others could
legitimately disagree. It is especially common to believe these
negative things about someone with whom one disagrees.

Even though I think he was rude, obnoxious and an asshole, it is not a
fact but a shared opinion.

--
Will in New Haven


>

ramashiva

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May 18, 2012, 12:19:45 PM5/18/12
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On May 18, 9:14 am, Will in New Haven
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:

> On May 18, 9:27 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net> wrote:

> > "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:a7961424-698c-415e...@em1g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...

> > On May 17, 6:46 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net> wrote:

> > > It is a documented FACT that Mav was a rude, crude, obnoxious asshole.

> > No,, numbnuts.  This is a classic example of you confusing your
> > OPINION with fact.  Stating that your OPINION is a documented fact
> > doesn't make it a fact.  It just makes you a hopelessly confused
> > asshole who doesn't understand the difference between opinion and
> > fact.

> > ***

> > Moron, the words "rude", "Crude", "Obnoxious", and "Asshole" all have
> > definitions. Maverick's posts fit them

> Every one of those terms is a matter of subjective judgement. Many
> people might agree that his posts fit those terms but others could
> legitimately disagree. It is especially common to believe these
> negative things about someone with whom one disagrees.

> Even though I think he was rude, obnoxious and an asshole, it is not a
> fact but a shared opinion.


Maggot just does not get the difference between opinion and fact. As
far as Maggot is concerned, if he thinks something is the case, then
it is a FACT that it is the case.

popinjay999

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May 18, 2012, 12:30:33 PM5/18/12
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On May 18, 8:27 am, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:

> he interpreted my yelling as wanting to
> make friends.  He ran up to me with his tail wagging and his tongue
> hanging out.
>



Sounds a lot like Beldin.


-Paul "The Way" Popinjay

Will in New Haven

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May 18, 2012, 12:50:34 PM5/18/12
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On May 18, 12:30 pm, popinjay999 <paulpopin...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> On May 18, 8:27 am, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > he interpreted my yelling as wanting to
> > make friends.  He ran up to me with his tail wagging and his tongue
> > hanging out.
>
> Sounds a lot like Beldin.

You do realize that would make you and the other Beldin-haters out to
be rather vicious and unkind don't you? Well, you've never denied
it.

--
Willy "The Lamb" Reich

Mossingen

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I'd say he's gotten crude and rude lately. Back in the day when he was
free-wheelin' it here a lot, not so much. Even when he would get into it
really good with someone like Badger, he would keep it into obnoxious
asshole territority for the most part. Maverick at his best was the
thinking man's Don Rickles. He's edged into Dice Clay territory most
recently, though.


ramashiva

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Well, look at you, quoting Google Groups posts correctly. I bet there
are some other Outlook Express users who wished they knew how to do
that.

Sensei is witty as hell and funny as hell. In my opinion, you have to
be really humor impaired not to appreciate Sensei's wit. Of course,
Maggot the Faggot is a totally humorless asshole, so he doesn't think
Sensei is funny. But it also takes a fairly high level of
intelligence to appreciate Sensei's humor.

Maggot is a dim-witted dullard lacking the smarts to even "get" why
Sensei is funny. But Willy "The Lamb" Reich is plenty smart enough
to "get" Sensei's humor. Plus, The Lamb is somewhat of a rude, crude
asshole himself, so it is a mystery to me why The Lamb doesn't think
Sensei is funny.

Will in New Haven

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He can be quite funny. He can also be an amusing and interesting
commentator on life as we think we know it. One needn't deny those
things to believe that, mostly on other occasions, he is offensive to
even tolerant folks.

Oddly enough, and I didn't think this worth dogging (starting a
separate thread) I haven't been to 2+2 in a long time. But I felt some
sympathy for the site during their recent troubles. So I looked in and
they had everything arranged for people to re-start their accounts,
get new passwords, etc.

So I did and got the email with my new password and everything and
logged in to find that I am permanently banned for insulting someone.
I really thought I would be banned years ago for my comments on the
use of poker vocabulary in Harrington's tournament books. But they
never banned me back then. Now, when I never go there and don't think
I've been involved in any fights, they ban me.

So it goes.

--
Willy "The Lamb" Reich in New Haven

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ramashiva

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On May 18, 1:15 pm, Vince <vi...@hush.ai> wrote:

> ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:7cc31079-5bac-4b8d...@vi6g2000pbc.googlegroups.com:

> > Well, look at you, quoting Google Groups posts correctly.  I
> > bet there are some other Outlook Express users who wished they
> > knew how to do that.

> I'd like to know, just out of curiosity. (my email addy works)

> Xnews works ok for me, and has some good features.


You are already quoting Google Groups correctly. I am posting with
Google Groups.

Tad Perry

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Vince wrote:
> ramashiva <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:7cc31079-5bac-4b8d...@vi6g2000pbc.googlegroup
> s.com:
>
>> Well, look at you, quoting Google Groups posts correctly. I
>> bet there are some other Outlook Express users who wished they
>> knew how to do that.
>
> I'd like to know, just out of curiosity. (my email addy works)
>
> Xnews works ok for me, and has some good features.

Google "OEQuoteFix" for the surest solution I know of.
It will even put your cursor at the bottom of posts instead of the top.
(Something about Outlook that has annoyed the hell out of me for years.)

tvp

Tad Perry

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I think he's posting with Xnews and so the quoting works, but still wonders
how to make it work with Outlook.
Sometimes just knowing there *is* a solution is the key to figuring these
things out.

tvp


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Mossingen

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ramashiva wrote:


> Well, look at you, quoting Google Groups posts correctly. I bet there
> are some other Outlook Express users who wished they knew how to do
> that.


As an added bonus, I like your suggested settings which put the cursor at
the bottom of the post automatically which avoids some hassle of having to
scroll down. Nice touch.


Tad Perry

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So, let's see, this "tweak" that one needs to "install" can clean up wrapped
lines and will put your cursor at the bottom of the post if you make the
right settings.

It sounds more and more like OEQuoteFix all the time, because that's exactly
how it works.

Yep, I'm positive this is the big secret.

tvp

Clave

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"Tad Perry" <tadp...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Mossingen wrote:

<...>

>> As an added bonus, I like your suggested settings which put the
>> cursor at the bottom of the post automatically which avoids some
>> hassle of having to scroll down. Nice touch.
>
> So, let's see, this "tweak" that one needs to "install" can clean up
> wrapped lines and will put your cursor at the bottom of the post if you
> make the right settings.
>
> It sounds more and more like OEQuoteFix all the time, because that's
> exactly how it works.
>
> Yep, I'm positive this is the big secret.

Is the bet whether or not I'll gloat?

Jim



Pepe Papon

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On Fri, 18 May 2012 02:03:29 -0700 (PDT), fffurken
<fffu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On May 18, 6:57 am, Pepe Papon <hitmeis...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> I've missed your anklebiting while you were gone.   Actually, no, I
>> didn't.  At all.   As a matter of fact, I completely forgot you even
>> existed.  You're that important.
>
>Why don't you killfile me then?

That honor is reserved for the truly, monumentally incorrigible. You
only rise to the level of dimwitted gnat. Even when it comes to
trolling, you're nothing more than a mediocrity.

Tad Perry

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"Clave" <cla...@the.monastery.com> wrote in message
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I'm not involved with the prop bet, so I don't know.


tvp

Tad Perry

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Vince wrote:
> "Tad Perry" <tadp...@comcast.net> wrote in
> news:jp6dr0$qg4$1...@dont-email.me:
> Xnews has a feature that skip quoted text, when clicked.
> Also it can no archive all the time, or selectivly.
> Plus it's free. And I don't have to log in.
> I installed my old copy of OEQuoteFix, but it doesn't show
> different colors for each poster. I got rid of it, without even
> trying to post with OE, to a GG post. It would have probably
> worked. <g>

As for colors, the most recent version availale for download was written way
back in 2003, so it may be the same version. In any case, the color option
is still included, but it is turned off by default.

tvp

fffurken

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On May 19, 7:40 am, Pepe Papon <hitmeis...@mindspring.com> wrote:

> >Why don't you killfile me then?
>
> That honor is reserved for the truly, monumentally incorrigible.

I'll see what I can do.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Maggot just does not get the difference between opinion and fact. As
far as Maggot is concerned, if he thinks something is the case, then
it is a FACT that it is the case.

***
Of course, that's a complete lie

But hey, you're good at those


Beldin the Sorcerer

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"Will in New Haven" <bill....@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in message
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On May 18, 9:27 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:
> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:a7961424-698c-415e...@em1g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...
> On May 17, 6:46 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
> wrote:
>
> > It is a documented FACT that Mav was a rude, crude, obnoxious asshole.
>
> No,, numbnuts. This is a classic example of you confusing your
> OPINION with fact. Stating that your OPINION is a documented fact
> doesn't make it a fact. It just makes you a hopelessly confused
> asshole who doesn't understand the difference between opinion and
> fact.
> ***
> Moron, the words "rude", "Crude", "Obnoxious", and "Asshole" all have
> definitions. Maverick's posts fit them

Every one of those terms is a matter of subjective judgement.

****
I disagree. The definitions have objective standards. The words may be
interpreted independent of the poster, and in an unbiased setting, his posts
would easily be judged all of the above.

Many
people might agree that his posts fit those terms but others could
legitimately disagree. It is especially common to believe these
negative things about someone with whom one disagrees.
***
I agreed with him often, particularly when he was flaming Steve Badger on
topics I thought Steve was off base on.

Didn't make him any less rude.




ramashiva

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On May 19, 6:52 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in message
> news:6296ea08-7907-4c1e...@s9g2000vbg.googlegroups.com...

> On May 18, 9:27 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net> wrote:

> > "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:a7961424-698c-415e...@em1g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...

> > On May 17, 6:46 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net> wrote:

> > > It is a documented FACT that Mav was a rude, crude, obnoxious asshole.

> > No,, numbnuts. This is a classic example of you confusing your
> > OPINION with fact. Stating that your OPINION is a documented fact
> > doesn't make it a fact. It just makes you a hopelessly confused
> > asshole who doesn't understand the difference between opinion and
> > fact.

> > ***
> > Moron, the words "rude", "Crude", "Obnoxious", and "Asshole" all have
> > definitions. Maverick's posts fit them

> Every one of those terms is a matter of subjective judgement.
>
> ****
> I disagree. The definitions have objective standards.


They absolutely do not. That is absolutely total Maggot bullshit.
The evidence that proves you are wrong is right here in this thread.
You think Sensei is obnoxious, others interpret that same behavior as
hilarious. Words like rude and obnoxious are, BY DEFINITION,
subjective.

> The words may be
> interpreted independent of the poster, and in an unbiased setting, his posts
> would easily be judged all of the above.

Oh fuck you. This is the type of bullshit that makes you a Grade A
asshole. Claiming that unnamed "unbiased" persons would agree with
you that Sensei is rude and obnoxious. You speak only for yourself.
Claiming that unnamed "unbiased" persons would agree with your opinion
doesn't change the fact that it is STILL your opinion, NOT FACT.

Grow the fuck up. You have the intellectual maturity and
sophistication of a retarded urchin.
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Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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***
Asshat, by objective standard, I am being rude to you now.
I just called you an asshat. The term is rude. It's not a matter of opinion;
there's no nice meaning for it.

So shove your head up your ass and shut the fuck up.
I was just crude. A biologically impossible request of a physical,
quasi-sexual request. In the abstract, it fully meets the definition of
crude.

What's subjective is people APPLYING the definition to their friends.
They TOLERATE it more in some people rather than others.



> The words may be
> interpreted independent of the poster, and in an unbiased setting, his
> posts
> would easily be judged all of the above.

Oh fuck you. This is the type of bullshit that makes you a Grade A
asshole. Claiming that unnamed "unbiased" persons would agree with
you that Sensei is rude and obnoxious. You speak only for yourself.
Claiming that unnamed "unbiased" persons would agree with your opinion
doesn't change the fact that it is STILL your opinion, NOT FACT.
***
Wow, you're a fucking retarded mongoloid.
An unbiased person would recognize the above statement as rude easily.
YOU would recognize it as rude, and you've made any number of claims that I
am rude.
Mav has made any number of statements that, if you thought I made them,
you'd easily define them as rude. If you didn't know at all who made them,
you would also define them as rude.
The simple fact is, you know I'm right, but you're too fucking pigheaded to
admit it.


Grow the fuck up. You have the intellectual maturity and
sophistication of a retarded urchin.
***
That too is rude.
Worse, it's totally unsupported by anything except the stick up your ass




ramashiva

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On May 19, 6:48 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:53e1d00f-1aa4-4409...@pr7g2000pbb.googlegroups.com...

> Maggot just does not get the difference between opinion and fact.  As
> far as Maggot is concerned, if he thinks something is the case, then
> it is a FACT that it is the case.

> ***
> Of course, that's a complete lie

Of course, it is complete truth, and you are illustrating it perfectly
in this thread. Even after Willy "The Lamb" Reich told you that it
was merely your opinion that Sensei is a rude, crude, obnoxious
asshole, even after The Lamb told you that terms like "rude" and
"crude" call for subjective judgement and have no objective
definition, you are STILL arguing that it is a FACT that Sensei is a
rude, crude, etc.

And you are arguing that it is a FACT that words like "rude" and
"crude" have objective definitions.

Neither of these are facts. They are merely your opinions. Thus you
are perfectly illustrating what I said above, which you called a lie
--

"Maggot just does not get the difference between opinion and fact.
 As far as Maggot is concerned, if he thinks something is the case,
then it is a FACT that it is the case.

You are a complete joke. You are perfectly illustrating in this
thread that you don't understand the difference between opinion and
fact, and that you ALWAYS think your opinions are FACTS.

ramashiva

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On May 19, 7:16 pm, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION??? THERE IS NO OBJECTIVE
STANDARD FOR RUDENESS. IT IS A MATTER OF SUBJECTIVE JUDGEMENT.

> I just called you an asshat. The term is rude. It's not a matter of opinion;
> there's no nice meaning for it.

Of course it's a matter of opinion. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH
YOU???

> So shove your head up your ass and shut the fuck up.
> I was just crude. A biologically impossible request of a physical,
> quasi-sexual request. In the abstract, it fully meets the definition of
> crude.

> What's subjective is people APPLYING the definition to their friends.
> They TOLERATE it more in some people rather than others.

No, what's subjective is that THERE IS NO OBJECTIVE DEFINITION FOR
TERMS LIKE "RUDE" AND "CRUDE". As Willy "The Lamb" Reich told you
such words are strictly a matter of subjective judgement.

> > The words may be
> > interpreted independent of the poster, and in an unbiased setting, his
> > posts would easily be judged all of the above.

> Oh fuck you.  This is the type of bullshit that makes you a Grade A
> asshole.  Claiming that unnamed "unbiased" persons would agree with
> you that Sensei is rude and obnoxious.  You speak only for yourself.
> Claiming that unnamed "unbiased" persons would agree with your opinion
> doesn't change the fact that it is STILL your opinion, NOT FACT.

> ***
> Wow, you're a fucking retarded mongoloid.
> An unbiased person would recognize the above statement as rude easily.

LMFAO!!! OMFG!!! You are fucking hopless!!! Again with the nonsense
about what an unbiased person would do.

YOU SPEAK ONLY FOR YOURSELF. You look like a total fucking idiot when
you try to buttress your OPINION by claiming that an "unbiased" person
would agree with you.

Willy "The Lamb" Reich has told you that you are flat out wrong on
this issue, but you persist. 100 people could come on this thread and
tell you that you are wrong, but you would still persist.

This is why I and many others here regard you as an ASSHOLE.

Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 19, 6:48 am, "Beldin the Sorcerer" <Beldin...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> "ramashiva" <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:53e1d00f-1aa4-4409...@pr7g2000pbb.googlegroups.com...

> Maggot just does not get the difference between opinion and fact. As
> far as Maggot is concerned, if he thinks something is the case, then
> it is a FACT that it is the case.

> ***
> Of course, that's a complete lie

Of course, it is complete truth, and you are illustrating it perfectly
in this thread. Even after Willy "The Lamb" Reich told you that it
was merely your opinion that Sensei is a rude, crude, obnoxious
asshole, even after The Lamb told you that terms like "rude" and
"crude" call for subjective judgement and have no objective
definition, you are STILL arguing that it is a FACT that Sensei is a
rude, crude, etc.
***
Fucknut, "Mav" is a posting persona, identified by the text posted,

That text can be independently evaluated



And you are arguing that it is a FACT that words like "rude" and
"crude" have objective definitions.
***
They do, shit for brains
"Red" has an objective definition
That doesn't mean some people can't argue whether some particular shade is
or isn't within that definition.
Mav's posts are nowhere near the border of the definition of "rude"


Neither of these are facts. They are merely your opinions. Thus you
are perfectly illustrating what I said above, which you called a lie
***
No, you are making it clear you are incapable of critical thinking skills


--

"Maggot just does not get the difference between opinion and fact.
As far as Maggot is concerned, if he thinks something is the case,
then it is a FACT that it is the case.

You are a complete joke. You are perfectly illustrating in this
thread that you don't understand the difference between opinion and
fact, and that you ALWAYS think your opinions are FACTS.
***
Wrong, asshat.
Just for instance : I think Renee O'Connor, in 1999, was the most beautiful
woman on television.
That's my opinion

That she was A beautiful woman (as defined by the viewing public) is a fact.
There's loads of empirical evidence for that

I realize you're a complete fucking moron, so you can't tell those two
statements apart



Beldin the Sorcerer

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"ramashiva" <ramas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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***
Asshole, the word has a definition.
The phrase matches the definition. There's nobody who would argue that
calling you an asshat isn't being rude to you.

Even though it's surely true


> I just called you an asshat. The term is rude. It's not a matter of
> opinion;
> there's no nice meaning for it.

Of course it's a matter of opinion. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH
YOU???
***
Fuckface, go read the definition of "rude"

Oh hell, you're probably drooling.....

discourteous or impolite, especially in a deliberate way: a rude reply.




> So shove your head up your ass and shut the fuck up.
> I was just crude. A biologically impossible request of a physical,
> quasi-sexual request. In the abstract, it fully meets the definition of
> crude.

> What's subjective is people APPLYING the definition to their friends.
> They TOLERATE it more in some people rather than others.

No, what's subjective is that THERE IS NO OBJECTIVE DEFINITION FOR
TERMS LIKE "RUDE" AND "CRUDE". As Willy "The Lamb" Reich told you
such words are strictly a matter of subjective judgement.
***
False.
There are any number of phrases that there is universal agreement on. While
there are certainly borderline cases you can fight about, Mav is nowhere
near those borders.
How goddamn dumb are you?
Define Red, idiot boy.



> > The words may be
> > interpreted independent of the poster, and in an unbiased setting, his
> > posts would easily be judged all of the above.

> Oh fuck you. This is the type of bullshit that makes you a Grade A
> asshole. Claiming that unnamed "unbiased" persons would agree with
> you that Sensei is rude and obnoxious. You speak only for yourself.
> Claiming that unnamed "unbiased" persons would agree with your opinion
> doesn't change the fact that it is STILL your opinion, NOT FACT.

> ***
> Wow, you're a fucking retarded mongoloid.
> An unbiased person would recognize the above statement as rude easily.

LMFAO!!! OMFG!!! You are fucking hopless!!! Again with the nonsense
about what an unbiased person would do.
***
Shithead.... and you clearly are one.... the statement, without knowing who
said it, would be viewed as rude
Goddamn, fucknut, who the hell do you think you're kidding?



YOU SPEAK ONLY FOR YOURSELF. You look like a total fucking idiot when
you try to buttress your OPINION by claiming that an "unbiased" person
would agree with you.
***
What "agree with me", shit for brains? "The Phrase meets the definition"
Goddamn, should we book you into assisted living?



Willy "The Lamb" Reich has told you that you are flat out wrong on
this issue, but you persist. 100 people could come on this thread and
tell you that you are wrong, but you would still persist.
***
Fucknut, there are any number of phrases that are defined as rude. There's
no debate that calling someone a "cock sucking mother fucker" is rude



This is why I and many others here regard you as an ASSHOLE.
***
Because you're an idiot?



Pepe Papon

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Instead of working hard at being an asshole, you might want to
consider trying to make a positive contribution. I understand that
negative attention is better than no attention at all, but I believe
you have it in you to be something better.

fffurken

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May 20, 2012, 4:13:20 AM5/20/12
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On May 20, 8:25 am, Pepe Papon <hitmeis...@mindspring.com> wrote:

> >> >Why don't you killfile me then?
>
> >> That honor is reserved for the truly, monumentally incorrigible.
>
> >I'll see what I can do.
>
> Instead of working hard at being an asshole, you might want to
> consider trying to make a positive contribution.   I understand that
> negative attention is better than no attention at all, but I believe
> you have it in you to be something better.

Will you ever stop moaning? Seriously, take your anklebiting like a
man, bitch. Jeesus.

Pepe Papon

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May 20, 2012, 7:06:44 PM5/20/12
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I'm sorry you have such trouble telling the difference between a moan
and a friendly suggestion. I really believe that you have the
ability to be something more than a petty dipshit.

fffurken

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On May 21, 12:06 am, Pepe Papon <hitmeis...@mindspring.com> wrote:

> I'm sorry you have such trouble telling the difference between a moan
> and a friendly suggestion.   I really believe that you have the
> ability to be something more than a petty dipshit.

A lot of the time I really don't believe that you have the ability to
be anything more than a condescending dumb asshole.

FL Turbo

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May 21, 2012, 2:42:03 AM5/21/12
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I certainly don't believe that he's dumb, but "condescending asshole"
certainly fits him

YMMV

Pepe Papon

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That's because you're stupid.

Will in New Haven

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May 21, 2012, 10:03:44 AM5/21/12
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We all have faith in you.

--
Willy "The Lamb" Reich

Will in New Haven

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May 21, 2012, 10:11:38 AM5/21/12
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I expected you to mention how condescending he was being in your last
post and almost responded to suggest it. However, you got to it this
time. He is condescending. It is one of the ways to tell you two
apart.

One of many, I have to admit.

--
Will in New Haven

ramashiva

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May 21, 2012, 10:10:22 AM5/21/12
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On May 21, 7:03 am, Will in New Haven
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:

> We all have faith in you.

How about a trip report on the big tournament?

Pepe Papon

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On Mon, 21 May 2012 07:11:38 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven
<bill....@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:

>On May 20, 7:27 pm, fffurken <fffur...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On May 21, 12:06 am, Pepe Papon <hitmeis...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>
>> > I'm sorry you have such trouble telling the difference between a moan
>> > and a friendly suggestion.   I really believe that you have the
>> > ability to be something more than a petty dipshit.
>>
>> A lot of the time I really don't believe that you have the ability to
>> be anything more than a condescending dumb asshole.
>
>I expected you to mention how condescending he was being in your last
>post and almost responded to suggest it. However, you got to it this
>time. He is condescending.

But you have to admit that it's hard not to look down on someone like
ffurkface.
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