THIS E-MAIL WILL BRIGHTEN THE POPE'S DAY

[Preston Duquene]

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I've have just learned of the good news that L'Osservatore Romano --
the Vatican newspaper -- has been revamped and is now doing
quite well.
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I thought my long-time friend, The Pontiff, should be
congratulated and have just sent an e-mail to his personal
computer.
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I just thought everyone should read the letter so we all know
what a great job he and the Boys at the Vatican are doing.
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I already have submitted a Letter to the Editors of both The
New York Times and the Hazleton (Pa.) Standard-Speaker.
They should be published in a day or two.
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Preston Duquesne
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< LETTER TO THE EDITOR
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Dear Editor:

As you know, L'Osservatore Romano -- the official Vatican
newspaper -- has undergone tremendous changes over the
past three months.

Its new editor -- one Ed Conrad -- has removed most of the
boring crap and made it the fastest growing newspaper in Europe.
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I have just written to my good friend, The Pope, to congratulate
him on the fine job that L'Osservatore Romano is now doing.

I'm pretty sure your readers would enjoy seeing a copy
of my congratulatory letter.

God bless,

Preston Duquesne
Mahanoy City, Pa.
1-570-985-7220
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< LETTER TO POPE BENEDICT XVI

Dear Joe,

I was immensely pleased to learn on the Internet this
morning that La Osservatore's circulation has skyrocketed
because the content is now so much better.
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I agree that it was a mackerel wrapper that was good only
to wrap around fish to keep fresh for Fridays.
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I haven't had an opportunity to physically see all
of the great improvements since the new editor took
over but I certainly want to become a subscriber if
La Osservatore can be mailed to me.
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Do you know if you have home delivery here in Pennsylvania?
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Boy, that gal in the first centerfold sure looks YUMMY.
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Keep up the good work!
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Preston
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P.S. -- This is what appeared on the Internet:
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.visitors/browse_thread/thread/95cc966472c339c3#