OT: Vegas Mid-Trip Report - Ping Ramashiva

[paulpo...@sbcglobal.net]

Haven't left yet, so this is my mid-trip report.

To Ramashiva, all those little girlies you had a few months ago, Tiffany and Bunny and whoever and whatever their names were, NONE OF THEM can hold a candle to Joy! NONE OF THEM! Yessir, I am in love. Joy makes ALL of yours quite mediocre. And I am sure Joy is her real name. Well, probably. Well, maybe.

22, tanned, beautiful, legs up to her neck, small tits, long brown hair, perfectly toned body, beautiful eyes, pouty lips. Eat your heart out, Ramashiva.

Anyway, just got back to my hotel and the weather is beautiful at 4:30 in the morning. I thought of you about 15 minutes when I was passing your part of town.

Also, Vegas has some pretty good Thai restaurants. I've eaten Thai every day I've been here. And no, Joy is not Thai.

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[ramashiva]

On Saturday, June 15, 2013 5:47:03 AM UTC-7, paulpo...@sbcglobal.net wrote:

> Haven't left yet, so this is my mid-trip report.

> To Ramashiva, all those little girlies you had a few months ago, Tiffany and Bunny and whoever and whatever their names were, NONE OF THEM can hold a candle to Joy! NONE OF THEM! Yessir, I am in love. Joy makes ALL of yours quite mediocre. And I am sure Joy is her real name. Well, probably. Well, maybe.

> 22, tanned, beautiful, legs up to her neck, small tits, long brown hair, perfectly toned body, beautiful eyes, pouty lips. Eat your heart out, Ramashiva.

Yawn. What would you know? You think Jodi Arias is hot, for God's sake.

So you finally got up enough courage to go to a titty bar. Go to Cheetahs after midnight. Ask for Scarlet, Princess, or Hazel. Go to Treasures after midnight. Ask for Amara, Trinity, or Matea. Then come back and tell me how hot Joy is.

While you're at Treasures, ask for any of the following cocktail waitresses --

Ashley, Velma, Raina.

These girls are all hotter than any stripper you will ever see in a titty bar.

Rio and Eastside Cannery have some really hot cocktail waitresses. You won't find any women anywhere hotter than Tiffane and Holly on swing at Eastside Cannery. The girls at the Rio dress like strippers.

The Eastside Cannery Deli has pretty good food. Try the grilled chicken panini with french fries. You get a nice grilled chicken breast, swiss cheese, and a thick layer of spinach. Add a large side order of cole slaw and you have a great meal for $10.

The Rio buffet has a great reputation, and the Eastside Cannery buffet is pretty good, especially on Sundays, when they have boiled shrimp and smoked salmon.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

[paulpo...@sbcglobal.net]

On Saturday, June 15, 2013 8:59:35 AM UTC-7, ramashiva wrote:

>
> Yawn. What would you know? You think Jodi Arias is hot, for God's sake.
>

First of all, Jodi IS hot. And now that you mention it, Joy looks a little like Jodi.

And did I SAY I met her in a titty bar? Well? Did I, numbnuts? I certainly did not. Do I seem like the kind of guy who sits in titty bars while drooling and eating peanuts? How do you know that I didn't meet Joy based upon my charm and good looks only? Is that possible? Maybe she likes 4'8" men with one-inch penises. Did you ever think of THAT?

>
>
> So you finally got up enough courage to go to a titty bar. Go to Cheetahs after midnight. Ask for Scarlet, Princess, or Hazel. Go to Treasures after midnight. Ask for Amara, Trinity, or Matea. Then come back and tell me how hot Joy is.
>
>
>
> While you're at Treasures, ask for any of the following cocktail waitresses --
>
>
>
> Ashley, Velma, Raina.
>
>
>
> These girls are all hotter than any stripper you will ever see in a titty bar.
>

I would match Joy against ANY of them. And I think you and I have similar tastes in what a beautiful woman consists of. I was planning on going to the west side today to check out Red Rock but now I am torn between giving Joy a call or going to meet Jerry 'n Vegas at Suncoast and kicking his countrified ass. Which, would not be proper, of course, because we all know Jerry at Suncoast is a girl and is really Mary at Orleans.

Anyway, notice how Joy and Jodi Arias' names both start with a "J". I think this is fate, a good sign. I may end up marrying Joy and then hooking up with Jodi and writing her on the side, I hope not on Death Row. I could end up like you, spending all my money on beautiful women. I'm sure Joy is high maintenance and I would have to send money to put on Jodi's books and buy some of her artwork and battered women t-shirts.

>
>
> Rio and Eastside Cannery have some really hot cocktail waitresses. You won't find any women anywhere hotter than Tiffane and Holly on swing at Eastside Cannery. The girls at the Rio dress like strippers.
>
>
>
> The Eastside Cannery Deli has pretty good food. Try the grilled chicken panini with french fries. You get a nice grilled chicken breast, swiss cheese, and a thick layer of spinach. Add a large side order of cole slaw and you have a great meal for $10.
>
>
>
> The Rio buffet has a great reputation, and the Eastside Cannery buffet is pretty good, especially on Sundays, when they have boiled shrimp and smoked salmon.
>
>

I was by the Rio last night but had no desire to go inside. I know it is probably a zoo there right now. But I have stayed there some years ago and it was pretty nice. I want to check out Red Rock and Green Valley today. So much to do in this town and actually so little time. And now that I've met Joy, I may have some tough decisions to make. How does an experienced beautiful woman gourmet like Ramashiva find the time to take all of life in?

By the way, the Roadhouse could really use a new coat of paint.

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[ramashiva]

On Saturday, June 15, 2013 2:17:44 PM UTC-7, paulpo...@sbcglobal.net wrote:

> I would match Joy against ANY of them.

Of course you wouldn't say that if you actually saw any of the nine women I listed above. The probability is approximately zero that some random skank you met in a titty bar is as hot as any of the women listed above. If you didn't meet Joy in a titty bar, then why aren't you sure her real name is Joy? If you didn't meet her in a titty bar, then post a picture. Of course, you can't take pictures in titty bars. And the probability is also approximately zero that you could talk a stripper into meeting you outside the club. That is a challenge, even for me.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

[paulpo...@sbcglobal.net]

What is the probability that I took her to a hotel room last night?

Listen, Ramashiva, let's be honest. You KNOW that I appreciate your judgment in beautiful women. So when I say this girl is perfect, I am not just going by MY standards but I also use YOUR standards as guidance. I know what you like, and I like the same thing. So if someday I end up walking down the aisle with Joy, I don't want to be hindered in asking you to be my best man when remembering that you referred to Joy as some "random skank".

[double....@hotmail.com]

On Jun 15, 7:47 am, paulpopin...@sbcglobal.net wrote:

> Also, Vegas has some pretty good Thai restaurants.  I've eaten Thai every day I've been here.  And no, Joy is not Thai.
>

If you like Thai food, try this joint if you haven't already, it's
been called the Best Thai restaurant in America:


http://www.saipinchutima.com/

[da pickle]

Bill, I do not see the post to which you replied. That may not be the
real Paul ... is the same person now impersonating Paul?

[da pickle]

I did not get the message that you reply to here either. What's up?

[da pickle]

On 6/15/2013 7:14 PM, da pickle wrote:

> IMO the best strip club hands down in LV is Spearmint Rhino. This
> link:
> http://www.spearmintrhinolv.com/limo-service.cfm
> will get you a free limo ride and free admission.
>
> Or if you have a rental car call ahead and tell them you’re driving
> yourself and ask to be put you on the VIP no cover charge list. If you
> go in a taxi they’ll charge you the fat cover charge. (Even if you
> drive yourself if you don't call ahead they will still charge you.)

Apparently, faux pickle has decided to branch out.

[da pickle]

Still no Paul message ... maybe the faux pickle has decided to do
ramashiva as well.

[popinjay999]

On Jun 16, 8:11 am, da pickle <jcpick...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> Bill, I do not see the post to which you replied.  That may not be the
> real Paul ... is the same person now impersonating Paul?

It's the real Paul. But Joy may not be her real name. Anyway, I'm
done with Joy. Unlike Ramashiva, I will not let Joy take me to the
cleaners, no matter how beautiful she is. Ramashiva is lucky that he
did not hook up with her, because she is certainly more beautiful than
any of the SKANKS that he is used to. Joy would have led him around
like a bull with a ring through his nose. My point is, that I am
obviously a better judge of what constitutes a beautiful woman than
Ramashiva is. But I have tired of her, and it is almost time to leave
Vegas and go home. When I get home, I am planning on writing to Jodi
Arias and see if we can start a meaningful relationship. She is so
hot!

[ramashiva]

On Monday, June 17, 2013 7:31:11 AM UTC-7, popinjay999 wrote:

> It's the real Paul. But Joy may not be her real name. Anyway, I'm
> done with Joy. Unlike Ramashiva, I will not let Joy take me to the
> cleaners, no matter how beautiful she is. Ramashiva is lucky that he
> did not hook up with her, because she is certainly more beautiful than
> any of the SKANKS that he is used to. Joy would have led him around
> like a bull with a ring through his nose. My point is, that I am
> obviously a better judge of what constitutes a beautiful woman than
> Ramashiva is. But I have tired of her, and it is almost time to leave
> Vegas and go home. When I get home, I am planning on writing to Jodi
> Arias and see if we can start a meaningful relationship. She is so hot!

So Joy dumped you. Big surprise. I don't hang out with skanks, Paul. I have previously published pictures of some of the strippers I hang out with, who are also my Facebook friends. Here is another one of my physically fit Facebook friends --

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386561_273952432664728_33662918_n.jpg

She works at Treasures. Like most of the strippers I hang out with, I have never bought a lap dance from this girl or given her any money.

Here is another one of my physically fit Facebook friends --

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/6122_412849045458121_1340492392_n.jpg

You are way out of your depth, Paul. Give it a rest.

Tell me what club and shift Joy works, and I will check her out. Otherwise, I call bullshit on your whole story.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

[risky biz]

I hope this is your idea of a joke.

[popinjay999]

On Jun 17, 7:24 am, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> So Joy dumped you.  Big surprise.  I don't hang out with skanks, Paul.  I have previously published pictures of some of the strippers I hang out with, who are also my Facebook friends.  Here is another one of my physically fit Facebook friends --
>

> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386561_2739524...

>
> She works at Treasures.  Like most of the strippers I hang out with, I have never bought a lap dance from this girl or given her any money.
>
> Here is another one of my physically fit Facebook friends --
>

> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/6122_412849045...

>
> You are way out of your depth, Paul.  Give it a rest.
>
> Tell me what club and shift Joy works, and I will check her out.  Otherwise, I call bullshit on your whole story.
>
> William Coleman  (ramashiva)

How could I have picked Joy up at a strip club when I am not the type
of person who hangs out at strip clubs while drooling and eating
peanuts? Where has it been ascertained as to exactly where I picked
her up at? Maybe I met her on the sidewalk on Main Street just north
of downtown as far as you know. Maybe she was in a sleeping bag.
Nevertheless, Joy is quite beautiful and if it were not for the fact
that I have to go home soon and that I am still thinking of trying to
hook up as a penpal with Jodi Arias, I might not have dumped Joy, not
that she dumped me. And no, that does not mean I have run out of
money.

By the way, thank you for the links to your girlfriends, but I cannot
see them now because I am on the hotel wifi and it will not let me
open them. So I will have to wait till I get home to see if you still
have the same good taste as I once thought you did and make sure that
you have not slipped and become desperate enough to start thinking Bea
Foroni is hot. Anyway, if I were to introduce you to Joy, I guarantee
you would get an instant SPRING, uhh, in your step, even if you are
ten years older than I am and were taking this same blood pressure
meds that I am taking. These meds can be a real downer, if you get my
drift.

By the way, I went to Ramparts yesterday, thinking that was where
Jerry 'n Vegas is on Sundays, but I couldn't find him. I was thinking
of kicking his ass.

[mo_ntresor]

On Jun 17 2013 1:37 PM, popinjay999 wrote:

> By the way, I went to Ramparts yesterday, thinking that was where
> Jerry 'n Vegas is on Sundays, but I couldn't find him. I was thinking
> of kicking his ass.

the guy, in the corner, gnawing on his ankle ...

mo_ntresor

[Robert Ladd]

<paulpo...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:4efbfd3a-1364-4169...@googlegroups.com...

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Harry Nilsson was a funny guy. Listen to this song about a girl named Joy.
She'll just break your heart Paul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7v_v7xbagY

Robert Ladd

[popinjay999]

On Jun 17, 8:24 am, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> So Joy dumped you.  Big surprise.  I don't hang out with skanks, Paul.  I have previously published pictures of some of the strippers I hang out with, who are also my Facebook friends.  Here is another one of my physically fit Facebook friends --
>

> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386561_2739524...

>
> She works at Treasures.  Like most of the strippers I hang out with, I have never bought a lap dance from this girl or given her any money.
>
> Here is another one of my physically fit Facebook friends --
>

> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/6122_412849045...

>
> You are way out of your depth, Paul.  Give it a rest.
>
> Tell me what club and shift Joy works, and I will check her out.  Otherwise, I call bullshit on your whole story.
>
> William Coleman  (ramashiva)

Ok, I'm home now, and I can view this link. Just as I thought, Joy
looks WAY better than any of your skanky little Facebook stripper
friends. Compared to Joy, you might as well be getting lap dances
from Bea Foroni.

[ramashiva]

On Wednesday, June 19, 2013 1:28:05 PM UTC-7, popinjay999 wrote:

> Ok, I'm home now, and I can view this link. Just as I thought, Joy
> looks WAY better than any of your skanky little Facebook stripper
> friends. Compared to Joy, you might as well be getting lap dances
> from Bea Foroni.

You aren't sure if Joy is her real name.

You won't give any information about where and how you met her.

You won't tell me what club and shift she works, so I can check her out.

You won't post a picture.

There is only one possibility consistent with all these points. Joy does not exist. I call bullshit on your whole story.


William Coleman (ramashiva)

[popinjay999]

On Jun 19, 2:33 pm, ramashiva <ramashiv...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> You aren't sure if Joy is her real name.
>

It's not, she fessed up before I left.

> You won't give any information about where and how you met her.
>

Near the Orleans.

> You won't tell me what club and shift she works, so I can check her out.
>

I won't give you her phone number either.

> You won't post a picture.
>

I didn't take one, but wish I had. I'd be looking at it right now.
I'll have to be content with dreaming about her.

> There is only one possibility consistent with all these points.  Joy does not exist.  I call bullshit on your whole story.
>

There is only one reality, she makes your girlie friends look second
rate and easily forgettable. Joy is 22 years of prime grade farmer's
daughter turned Vegas slut. I don't think a man of your age could do
something this fine without first having a coronary. I'm glad I'm ten
years younger than you, or I'd be dead at a motel on Dean Martin.

Eat your heart out, lightweight.