looking for new Poker Slang
Peder Jakobsen
take credit for it one day if it ever becomes part of poker vernacular: :)
If you win with a Big Slick, announce loudly with an obnoxious attitude
"beat you with the Exxon Valdez buddy".
Also, A huge pair that wins the pot on the river is know as a Dolly Parton,
while any J9 that wins the pot is gives you the right to announce "beat you
with the Bin Ladin, sucker"
Ok, i'm ready for the rants....but if you have any good slang i'd like to
collect it for my website.
KortHund
pete_flex
would we give him anything and still.......j-9 why j-9?
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Paramecium T. Nougat
>
> Dooly already has a hand, 9-5 and as far as Bin Laden, why the hell
> would we give him anything and still.......j-9 why j-9?
Must be counting the J as 11... 9-J = 9-11
As for other underutilized poker slang:
the enema = backdoor flush
the douche = three of the same suit on flop (a.k.a. frontdoor flush)
the heavy flow = four of the same suit on board
big viscous = AQ
Just once I'd like to hear Vince say, "Ah, Gus is looking at that flop
and now he's got an unfresh feeling..."
/joe
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Rich M
>If you win with a Big Slick, announce loudly with an obnoxious attitude
>"beat you with the Exxon Valdez buddy".
OK, I just added this one to my handname spreadsheet, and included
your name and the date and a link to RGP as the source. However, my
spreadsheet gives each handname a rating, based upon whether the name
is local, regional, or a classic, so this one is going to need a bit
of a publicity campaign.
>Also, A huge pair that wins the pot on the river is know as a Dolly Parton,
Dolly Parton is already a 9-5, from her movie by that name. Another
"big pair" is a Raquel Welch (3-8) and the "small pair" is a Twiggy
(2-9).
How about Marcia Gay Harden? She was the big pair on Mystic River...
>while any J9 that wins the pot is gives you the right to announce "beat you
>with the Bin Ladin, sucker"
Hmmm... I think I am missing this one, maybe a bit out of touch with
the news on BL. Why J9?
My hand name list is published at: www.holdemsecrets.com/handnames.htm
Rich M
Peder Jakobsen
I like the Exxon Valdez for a big slick, but the other ones i'm not crazy
about.
Infact, a 9 Jack being a 9 11 is not in good taste, so I'll scratch that
from my list.
P.J.
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Peder Jakobsen
spades (lots of black)
....esp. if delivered by a drunk player, since the Captain of the Exxon
Valdez was drunk at the time of the accident that caused what I believe is
the largest oil spill accident ever.
Rich, your list is excellent, I plan on bringing it to my next home game.
Peder Jakobsen
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JTAutry
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> the enema = backdoor flush
YES! YES! YES!!!
> the douche = three of the same suit on flop (a.k.a. frontdoor flush)
Hey, with flops like that, who need enemas?
JT
Jay
A-Q = Big Trick
rewdb0y
I like to call it a "bitch with crabs" right before I muck it.
K3 for King Crab.
J3 Jack with crabs. etc. etc.
Chris
JKo - Playing with yourself (jack-king off)
Similarly KJo - KingJackoff - come up with your own for this one.
-CJ
Supe
think they are funny
69 = gutter slut
95 = workin man
10-4 = the trucker
K7 = Kevin
A2 = the candle stick (not sure how this one started but it stuck with
us)
J2 = the jew
72 = the whip (worst hand in poker)
72 = a little slice of heaven.
those are a few, any other dumb ones you made up id like to hear
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supe
K8 = kate
K9 = turner and hooch
K2 = white men cant jump. (for those who know the movie they play the
King and the Duck at the end of the film.)
thought you might like these
RazzO
> A-K = Big Slick
> A-Q = Big Trick
I made these up 20 years ago.
6-3 = JFK
6-4 = LBJ
razzo
BeatYouSoBad
> take credit for it one day if it ever becomes part of poker vernacular: :)
This isn't slang for a poker hand.
If I have a really crappy day playing poker and my friend asks me how
I'm doing (and vice versa), the reply is "Drivin' the truck" - from
Rounders, when Mike McDermott lost his bankroll and had to quit poker
and drive Knish's truck.
susan
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> I made these up 20 years ago.
>
>
> 6-3 = JFK
> 6-4 = LBJ
>
>
>
> razzo
Boy, they sure caught on, didn't they?
Susan
Xmas
importantly 8-5c are known respectively as "Cornerstone" and
"Cornerstone Crusher". Also due to the fact that we watch the movie
"Snatch" almost religiously the term "Nuts" signifying the best hand,
has been replaced with "Minerals"---in a British accent of course.
Finally, we have also done away the terms "Heater, Rush, Horseshoe out
of the ass, etc." and simply replaced them with the term "Butaning".
Serve and Enjoy!
Paramecium T. Nougat
>
>> the douche = three of the same suit on flop (a.k.a. frontdoor flush)
>
> Hey, with flops like that, who need enemas?
BRILLIANT!
/joe
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LickitySplit
deliver the "Big Blind Special" by winning a big pot with T3o or
something of that pile... we always turn our cards over and say "Cha cha
cha...". Comes from a band called "The Supersuckers" who say that after
most of the songs they do in concert. Most would never get the
reference, but try it, its really fun. Especially if you let the last
"cha" draw out a bit.
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Paramecium T. Nougat
>
> Similarly KJo - KingJackoff - come up with your own for this one.
King Jackoff is excellent, but Ace Jackoff sounds like a superhero or
perhaps a starship pilot.
/joe
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Paramecium T. Nougat
>
> My friends and I have come up with the following terms. 8-5, but more
> importantly 8-5c are known respectively as "Cornerstone" and
> "Cornerstone Crusher".
We call the 85 "the Scag" (named after me) because it's the shithand I
always seem to flop straights or boats with. 85s diamonds is the Scag
proper, but 85o is an acceptable Scag.
/joe
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Dan
69= Big Lick
RazzO
> "Drivin'
> the truck" - from
> Rounders, when Mike McDermott lost his bankroll and had to quit poker
> and drive Knish's truck.
Excellent!
razzo
(has drove a truck before)
Bill Reich
I always liked "submarine" for a boat submerged (without a pair
showing) in stud.
T9o is "obvious steal hand" as is T8s and several others.
Dolly Parton is 95, from the film.
I have never seen anyone post "sticks" for AA in the hole but I have
heard it at the table. "Sticks to beat you with" is a phrase I have
used.
T2 is Dolly.
KK is "Ace magnet" and JJ is "railbound"
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"Good news; Your creditor will pass away without cashing that last
check." Fortune Cookie
clevelandrounder
wrong)
69 dinner for two
23 little slick
a9 of clubs mcderment (hand matt damon lost a all his money with in
rounders)
44 maguam
qq sluts
q mop squeezers
8 frog eyes
7 sheep posts
7j dice
j9 emergancy
22 mini me
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Rich M
>AA Albert antasia (mob boss who was killed in nyc spelled his last name
>wrong)
Anastasia. He was the first mob boss killed gangland style.
>7 sheep posts
I guess I have never seen a sheep post. Should I assume that they
look like a seven?
Rich M
Keith
pocket pairs by using them whenever possible. I don't remember all of
them but I rmember some....
88 snowmen
77 heaven
curvy
hahah
netherspirit
Because someone usaually gets fucked by it.
JTAutry
JT
Rich M
K-6, K-5, J-3, 10-6
A. Prock
>Does anybody have a hand name for any of these:
>K-6, K-5, J-3, 10-6
Trash.
- Andrew
A. Prock
>K-6, K-5, J-3, 10-6
See also: http://www.gocee.com/poker/handname.htm
Emomakesmefart
hand in poker," my friends and i have taken to calling it "the big man hand,"
cuz it takes a big man to play it. :oP
McD
The Beet Man
wrote:
>Does anybody have a hand name for any of these:
>K-6, K-5, J-3, 10-6
K-5 is known as the "Rotten Cowboy" in some parts.
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