OT- The Purity of Irish Mike's Devotion
OrangeSFO
had a mold taken of Ronald Reagan's face. The mold itself has a sacred
place of honor at RNC headquarters, and every time Republicans are
newly elected to Congress, another death mask is made and sent to
fresh Senators or Representatives to hang in their offices, horribly
white and wrinkled, mouth agape (because they couldn't get the jaw to
shut), and with drilled eye holes to stare at them as a reminder of
why they even exist anymore. Some Democrats even request a special
one, just to show where their alliances really are. (Funny story:
George W. Bush tried to get a mold made of his head, too, but no one
could convince him that he had to be dead first. The effort to do it
without smothering him led to brief hospitalization and the "pretzel-
choking" cover story.)
Less known is another mold made by an even smaller cabal of what used
to be called "ultra-conservatives." Waiting until rigor mortis had
stiffened it into a fine, final erection, a mold was made of Reagan's
cock and balls, to be held in a secret location until these former
extremists should become mainstream Republicans. No one actually
thought it would ever happen, so it seemed more a ceremonial effort.
However, production has now finally started on a hard silicon, flesh-
colored Reagan dildo to be sent to every Republican. The demand is
that, in order to re-demonstrate their dedication to all things
Gipper, Republicans in Congress must send a photo of themselves
pleasuring Reagan's dick to the RNC. It's no longer enough to have
dead Reagan gazing down at them constantly. Now, a good GOP member
must use Ronnie's member in order to maintain conservative street
cred, according to a tiny group of newly-empowered right wingers.
They've sent out a short list of "Places of Insertion" where
Republicans can use the dildo, just in case they need reminders. They
include, as one might imagine, "the Teabag," "the Bachmann (for women
only)," the "Lindsey," and a special oral one officially called "Creme
DeMint," but also nicknamed "the Lieberman," which requires a deep-
throating with ball-cupping. The photos will be sent to Karl Rove for
safekeeping.
For so very long, Republicans have dedicated themselves to Reagan
above America, as if the latter doesn't exist without the former, that
they may as well declare themselves pure in their worship.
mo_charles
what is this garbage, and who's the idiot that wrote it?
mo_charles
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Irish Mike
Looks like one of OrangeSFO's lunatic rants. This guy is seriously nuts.
Irish Mike
"The problem with socialism is that, sooner or later, you run out of other
people's money."
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hanks
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Does anyone have a sense of humor anymore?
We do understand that it is difficult for an alien(like Mike
who is not a citizen of the U.S. but of Ireland) to appreciate
the nuances of a foreign culture, but American citizens should
appreciate the humor involved.
hanks
misanthropic whackjob
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>
> Does anyone have a sense of humor anymore?
> We do understand that it is difficult for an alien(like Mike
> who is not a citizen of the U.S. but of Ireland) to appreciate
> the nuances of a foreign culture, but American citizens should
> appreciate the humor involved.
> hanks
There was no humor in the OP, it was pure drivel.
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O-PGManager
I have to agree. Orange you can do better buddy.
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