If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
crawl out on me as I do it?
> If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
> Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
> crawl out on me as I do it?
> Assistant Newsgroup Coordinator, rec.gambling.poker
> Whose stated mission is to call out the Asses on RGP
99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
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> 99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
Thanks - I figured out I will never know however. I took the running
vacuum out to the garage, had it inhale a can of bug spray and left it
running (still running) When my big bad manly neighbor comes home I will
ask him to throw the bag away for me. Sometimes it pays to be a girl.
> On Aug 22 2012 10:39 AM, Dave the Clueless wrote:
> > 99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
> Thanks - I figured out I will never know however. I took the running
> vacuum out to the garage, had it inhale a can of bug spray and left it
> running (still running) When my big bad manly neighbor comes home I will
> ask him to throw the bag away for me. Sometimes it pays to be a girl.
Make sure you are handing him a cold beer when you ask. Just sayin'.
And the propellant in bug spray is usually flammable. Never do that again.
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On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 08:39:38 -0700, "Dave the Clueless"
<a987...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>On Aug 22 2012 11:15 AM, brattt wrote:
>> If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
>> Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
>> crawl out on me as I do it?
>> Assistant Newsgroup Coordinator, rec.gambling.poker
>> Whose stated mission is to call out the Asses on RGP
>99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
I doubt it would survive the trip to the bag, either, but nothing should be
going through the fan blades apart from air. I'm guessing you're not the one
who uses/maintains the vacuum cleaner in your house.
Dave the Clueless wrote:
> On Aug 22 2012 11:15 AM, brattt wrote:
>> If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
>> Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
>> crawl out on me as I do it?
>> Assistant Newsgroup Coordinator, rec.gambling.poker
>> Whose stated mission is to call out the Asses on RGP
> 99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
Fan blades? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! A vacuum cleaner fan draws air out of the chamber, causing a "vacuum". The dust and debris are drawn by the vacuum down the pipe into the bag, NOT passing through the fan.
> On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 08:39:38 -0700, "Dave the Clueless"
> <a987...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> >On Aug 22 2012 11:15 AM, brattt wrote:
> >> If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
> >> Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
> >> crawl out on me as I do it?
> >> Assistant Newsgroup Coordinator, rec.gambling.poker
> >> Whose stated mission is to call out the Asses on RGP
> >99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
> I doubt it would survive the trip to the bag, either, but nothing should be
> going through the fan blades apart from air. I'm guessing you're not the one
> who uses/maintains the vacuum cleaner in your house.
Bottom line, the spider when through the fan in all likelihood.
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take heed: You aren't getting any more of our tax dollars until you can
show you're responsible and can be trusted with the money you have now."
- Debbie Dooley, state coordinator of the Georgia Tea Party Patriots
On Aug 22, 10:27 am, David Monaghan <monaghand.da...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I doubt it would survive the trip to the bag, either, but nothing should be
> going through the fan blades apart from air. I'm guessing you're not the one
> who uses/maintains the vacuum cleaner in your house.
> DaveM
Cockroaches seem to do ok in the bag for a day or so.
> Dave the Clueless wrote:
> > On Aug 22 2012 11:15 AM, brattt wrote:
> >> If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
> >> Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
> >> crawl out on me as I do it?
> >> Assistant Newsgroup Coordinator, rec.gambling.poker
> >> Whose stated mission is to call out the Asses on RGP
> > 99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
> Fan blades? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! A vacuum cleaner fan draws air out of the > chamber, causing a "vacuum". The dust and debris are drawn by the vacuum > down the pipe into the bag, NOT passing through the fan.
Why is this such a difficult concept for you people? Jesus.
Most people don't use canister vacuums anymore. Not since the 70s anyway.
What fucking decade do YOU live in?
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On Aug 22, 3:15 pm, "brattt" <af3...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
> Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
> crawl out on me as I do it?
> BTW, I really hate spiders.
Yeah, you and me both.
I think I have a little of most of the usual instinctive human fears
in me. Spiders (or other potentially poisonous creatures), heights,
loud noises, meeting Beldin...
Dave the Clueless wrote:
> On Aug 22 2012 2:27 PM, David Monaghan wrote:
>> On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 08:39:38 -0700, "Dave the Clueless"
>> <a987...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>>> On Aug 22 2012 11:15 AM, brattt wrote:
>>>> If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
>>>> Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
>>>> crawl out on me as I do it?
>>>> Assistant Newsgroup Coordinator, rec.gambling.poker
>>>> Whose stated mission is to call out the Asses on RGP
>>> 99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
>> I doubt it would survive the trip to the bag, either, but nothing should be
>> going through the fan blades apart from air. I'm guessing you're not the one
>> who uses/maintains the vacuum cleaner in your house.
> Dave the Clueless wrote:
> > On Aug 22 2012 2:27 PM, David Monaghan wrote:
> >> On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 08:39:38 -0700, "Dave the Clueless"
> >> <a987...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> >>> On Aug 22 2012 11:15 AM, brattt wrote:
> >>>> If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
> >>>> Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
> >>>> crawl out on me as I do it?
> >>>> Assistant Newsgroup Coordinator, rec.gambling.poker
> >>>> Whose stated mission is to call out the Asses on RGP
> >>> 99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
> >> I doubt it would survive the trip to the bag, either, but nothing should
be
> >> going through the fan blades apart from air. I'm guessing you're not the
one
> >> who uses/maintains the vacuum cleaner in your house.
> > Bottom line, the spider when through the fan in all likelihood.
> Probably, I was thinking of a different type of vacuum cleaner.
Canister vacuums operate the way you stated, but they are increasingly
uncommon. I assumed Susan uses an upright.
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take heed: You aren't getting any more of our tax dollars until you can
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> On Aug 22, 3:15 pm, "brattt" <af3...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> > If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
> > Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
> > crawl out on me as I do it?
> > BTW, I really hate spiders.
> Yeah, you and me both.
> I think I have a little of most of the usual instinctive human fears
> in me. Spiders (or other potentially poisonous creatures), heights,
> loud noises, meeting Beldin...
Isn't it odd that whenever Beldin speaks George W. Bush's lips move?
Coincidence?
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take heed: You aren't getting any more of our tax dollars until you can
show you're responsible and can be trusted with the money you have now."
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to Dave - yes it is a canister vacuum - and having to choose between a
bugspray fire and a spider, I'll take my chances with the fire.
And Vince, my neighbor just came over and after he stopped laughing at me,
turned off the vacuum took it outside, did whatever he did, and assured me
my worries were over. Love macho men.
On Aug 22, 7:44 pm, "Dave the Clueless" <a987...@webnntp.invalid>
wrote:
> > > BTW, I really hate spiders.
> > Yeah, you and me both.
> > I think I have a little of most of the usual instinctive human fears
> > in me. Spiders (or other potentially poisonous creatures), heights,
> > loud noises, meeting Beldin...
> Isn't it odd that whenever Beldin speaks George W. Bush's lips move?
> Coincidence?
It would certainly would be an amazing coincidence Dave.
> Normally, if they don't bother me, I leave them alone.
I'm totally with you on that. Most of the spiders (usually fairly
small) I find in my house get glassed and fucked out the window, which
isn't as bad as it sounds.
Did I ever tell you my spider story from Australia? They've got shit
over there I wasn't expecting on my bedroom wall one balmy summer's
night I can tell you. Man, that fight to the death was epic.
<a987...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>On Aug 22 2012 2:27 PM, David Monaghan wrote:
>> On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 08:39:38 -0700, "Dave the Clueless"
>> <a987...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>> >On Aug 22 2012 11:15 AM, brattt wrote:
>> >> If I vacuum up an amazing large and icky spider will it die in the bag?
>> >> Or breed and come out and haunt me again. Or if I empty the bag will it
>> >> crawl out on me as I do it?
>> >> Assistant Newsgroup Coordinator, rec.gambling.poker
>> >> Whose stated mission is to call out the Asses on RGP
>> >99.99% sure it can't survive the trip through the fan blades.
>> I doubt it would survive the trip to the bag, either, but nothing should be
>> going through the fan blades apart from air. I'm guessing you're not the one
>> who uses/maintains the vacuum cleaner in your house.
>Bottom line, the spider when through the fan in all likelihood.
I stand corrected. I'm more familiar with the horizontal vacuum cleaner, and
given the number of small objects we've vacuumed up over when we had small
children I now understand why the uprights failed so quickly. Live and
learn...
> > Did I ever tell you my spider story from Australia? They've
> > got shit over there I wasn't expecting on my bedroom wall one
> > balmy summer's night I can tell you. Man, that fight to the
> > death was epic.
> No, I didn't hear that one re the spider in Au.
re the spider in Au?
> If it's a good yarn
It sure is! I think it's the best spider story ever but then after
that I thought - What if William Coleman has told a spider story on
RGP before? Well then *that* would be the best spider story ever.
Because it was by William Coleman. So I guess I better just not tell
mine, for fear of being embarrassed for introducing it has the best
Spider V Man (this thing was the size of your fuckin hand) story ever.
> and not too vulgar, I'll fwd it to my friend
> in Au.<g>
Will you stop with the fucking text-speak, Vince! What does <g> mean?
> On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 11:14:13 -0700, "Dave the Clueless"
> <a987...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> >Why is this such a difficult concept for you people? Jesus.
> >Most people don't use canister vacuums anymore. Not since the 70s anyway.
> >What fucking decade do YOU live in?
> "What <expletive optional> country" would be a better question. AFAIA
> cylinder vacuum cleaners remain the most popular design in most countries.
> DaveM
Alright, I'll buy that. I live in the United States, where we have
affordable access to better technology. I'm sorry that I assumed your
enlightened country of residence would have affordable access to superior
technology as well.
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take heed: You aren't getting any more of our tax dollars until you can
show you're responsible and can be trusted with the money you have now."
- Debbie Dooley, state coordinator of the Georgia Tea Party Patriots
<a987...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>On Aug 22 2012 7:39 PM, David Monaghan wrote:
>> On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 11:14:13 -0700, "Dave the Clueless"
>> <a987...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>> >Why is this such a difficult concept for you people? Jesus.
>> >Most people don't use canister vacuums anymore. Not since the 70s anyway.
>> >What fucking decade do YOU live in?
>> "What <expletive optional> country" would be a better question. AFAIA
>> cylinder vacuum cleaners remain the most popular design in most countries.
>Alright, I'll buy that. I live in the United States, where we have
>affordable access to better technology. I'm sorry that I assumed your
>enlightened country of residence would have affordable access to superior
>technology as well.
No need to apologise - no-one holds your parochialism against you. And I'm
sure uprights will catch on elsewhere, too, just as soon as people realise
that it's a good thing for small objects and fan blades to interact.
>> On Aug 22, 11:51 pm, Vince <vi...@hush.ai> wrote:
>>> > Did I ever tell you my spider story from Australia? They've
>>> > got shit over there I wasn't expecting on my bedroom wall
>>> > one balmy summer's night I can tell you. Man, that fight to
>>> > the death was epic.
>>> No, I didn't hear that one re the spider in Au.
>> re the spider in Au?
>re = regarding. You can surely figure out what AU stands for.
>>> If it's a good yarn
>> It sure is! I think it's the best spider story ever but then
>> after that I thought - What if William Coleman has told a
>> spider story on RGP before? Well then *that* would be the best
>> spider story ever. Because it was by William Coleman. So I
>> guess I better just not tell mine, for fear of being
>> embarrassed for introducing it has the best Spider V Man (this
>> thing was the size of your fuckin hand) story ever.
>You're afraid of topping Coleman, are ya now? What sort of >Irishman are you?
>>> and not too vulgar, I'll fwd it to my friend
>>> in Au.<g>
>> Will you stop with the fucking text-speak, Vince! What does
>> <g> mean?
><g> stands for a grin. HTH
>HTH = Hope This Helps
I was going to explain to the boy that it came from the days of
primitive computers where we didn't have them fancy emoticans so we
only used what was on the keyboard.
It's hard to keep up.
For a few months now, I've seen our President and his administration
refereed to as SCOAMF.
Some kind soul just explained it the other day.
It's Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
ROFL
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> >> On Aug 22, 11:51 pm, Vince <vi...@hush.ai> wrote:
> >>> > Did I ever tell you my spider story from Australia? They've
> >>> > got shit over there I wasn't expecting on my bedroom wall
> >>> > one balmy summer's night I can tell you. Man, that fight to
> >>> > the death was epic.
> >>> No, I didn't hear that one re the spider in Au.
> >> re the spider in Au?
> >re = regarding. You can surely figure out what AU stands for.
> >>> If it's a good yarn
> >> It sure is! I think it's the best spider story ever but then
> >> after that I thought - What if William Coleman has told a
> >> spider story on RGP before? Well then *that* would be the best
> >> spider story ever. Because it was by William Coleman. So I
> >> guess I better just not tell mine, for fear of being
> >> embarrassed for introducing it has the best Spider V Man (this
> >> thing was the size of your fuckin hand) story ever.
> >You're afraid of topping Coleman, are ya now? What sort of
> >Irishman are you?
> >>> and not too vulgar, I'll fwd it to my friend
> >>> in Au.<g>
> >> Will you stop with the fucking text-speak, Vince! What does
> >> <g> mean?
> ><g> stands for a grin. HTH
> >HTH = Hope This Helps
> I was going to explain to the boy that it came from the days of
> primitive computers where we didn't have them fancy emoticans so we
> only used what was on the keyboard.
Oh really? "Where" you didn't have emoticons like say this -> ;) <-
And what the fuck are you talking about, fancy emoticons? I don't see
any fancy emoticons on RGP. Then again, I am old Google Groups. Does
the new Google Groups have fancy emoticons? I might switch, I don't
like to get left behind where it comes to technology.
