Favorite Movie lines

[BretONNN]

"Charlie don't surf"

[MadKarma3]

>"Charlie don't surf"
>

Yeah....and this is classing up RGP.

[BretONNN]

The line came from a classic movie...I suppose it would qualify as classing up
the place.

Besides, I could stream in xcam video of myself wiping my ass and still be
classing up the place these days.

[hakt0ne]

Very ag ree es sive.

I am still up twenty tousand since the last time I...stick it in you...
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> "Charlie don't surf"

[North Shore Mike]

On 09 Dec 2001 12:17:29 GMT, bret...@aol.com (BretONNN) wrote:

>"Charlie don't surf"

"I beat him all night, and I'm gonna beat him all day."

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[Ty Ramsey]

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake....the f***ing rake!!!"

[debbie]

"Charlie don't surf"

"I beat him all night, and I'm gonna beat him all day."

"You complete me."

[Marc Gilutin]

On Sun, 9 Dec 2001 17:58:15 -0600, "debbie" <delt...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>"Charlie don't surf"
>
> "I beat him all night, and I'm gonna beat him all day."
>
>"You complete me."
>

I'm WITchoo!

Marc Gilutin

[Marc Gilutin]

"Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out,
then bring one every ten minutes"
Marc Gilutin

[Badger]

"Ty Ramsey" <trams...@attbi.com> wrote...

> "In the poker game of life, women are the rake....the f***ing rake!!!"

The dumbest line, from the dumbest character, from a fairly dumb movie.
--
Steve Badger
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[Monroe]

Steve Martin and Rodney Dangerfield. I bet that Marc guy is fun to hang around
with.

My submission: "You took an Easter egg hunt, and turned it into a
buttfuck-a-thon!"

Monroe

[Badger]

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch."

"Vila: 'I have this problem with confined spaces. There is a medical name
for it.'
Jenna: 'Cowardice?'" -- Blake's 7 (TV show)

"If I knew you were coming, I'd have set fire to the place." -- The Killers

"I wouldn't piss on your heart if it was on fire." -- Matewan

"Better by daylight." -- A Bridge Too Far

Soldier to pretty woman:
"I'm a stranger in town. Can you direct me to your house." -- The Miracle
of Morgan's Creek

"Sometimes she doesn't make sense, but that's only when she's talking." --
Having A Wonderful Crime

"Sit down before I knock you down." -- Shane

"'She can't be all bad. Nobody is.'
'She comes closest.'" -- Out of the Past

"If a woman were to ever love you as much as you love yourself, it would be
the greatest romance in history." -- Appointment With Danger

"She wants to remarry and divorce him so she can get the other half of what
he owns." -- Blame it on Rio

"When he was a kid Aldo must have wanted to be a suspect." -- Eyewitness

"I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie." -- The Mirror Crack'd

[Smogdog]

"He's got more brains in his little finger than you have in your whole
hand....." rgp/gca dialouge

[James L. Hankins]

"Eddy, you keep talkin' like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."

"You gonna just stand there and bark little doggy? Or are you going to
bite?

[DaVoice]

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.... It smells like..... Victory.

RC

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[Bjgkaraoke]

My favorite line was in an English movie of the early '70s (I think) called
"Sunday Bloody Sunday." A couple enters a party and the woman starts an
argument with her husband. She starts ripping her blouse off. A bystander
turns to another guest and says, in a bored, disgusted tone
"Oh God, here comes those tired old tits again."
Barbara Gallamore

[James L. Hankins]

That's pretty good. My wife's favorite is actually from television, Will
and Grace, I think.

One of the characters is complaining to her mother that life isn't fair.
The mother replies, "Neither is my cottage cheese ass. So get over it."

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[JayNT]

I've got the motive which is money and the body which is dead.

Yeah well that's gotta be one mother fucking charming pig. It's gotta be ten
times more charming than that pig on Green acres.

Mr. Blaine, what is your nationality?
I'm a drunkard.

I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in
his hands.

You've fucked everybody in NY and that doesn't seem to be turning Helen into
a fond memory.

The cheaper the hood the gaudier the patter

You don't believe their story. You think they should go to prison for the
rest of their lives.
I believe every word of their story and I think they should go to prison for
the rest of their lives.

He's got the first move. I owe him that.

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> "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch."
>
> "Vila: 'I have this problem with confined spaces. There is a medical name
> for it.'
> Jenna: 'Cowardice?'" -- Blake's 7 (TV show)
>
> "If I knew you were coming, I'd have set fire to the place." -- The
Killers
>
> "I wouldn't piss on your heart if it was on fire." -- Matewan
>
> "Better by daylight." -- A Bridge Too Far
>
> Soldier to pretty woman:
> "I'm a stranger in town. Can you direct me to your house." -- The
Miracle
> of Morgan's Creek
>
> "Sometimes she doesn't make sense, but that's only when she's

[lvdlrs]

Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School. An absolute classic.

Gary (...) Philips

[J...@jimduenisng.com]

Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker.
- Usual Suspects

Bob had bitch tits.
- Fight Club

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[Nng2000]

The entire opening scene in "Resevoir Dogs," and Samuel L. Jackson's bible
quote in "Pulp Fiction." I wish Tarantino still made good movies.

Honarable Mention:

"There was a lawyer...Kobayashi."-The Usual Suspects

"Utah...Get me 2."- Point Break

NNG

[Linda K Sherman]

IMO absolutely nobody will ever beat Mae West for great movie lines. And
she wrote all of them herself.

"Peel me a grape."

"It's not the men in your life, it's the life in your men."

"It's better to be looked over than overlooked."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"The man I don't like doesn't exist."

Suitor: "If only I could trust you."
West: "You can - hundreds have."

"Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before."

"When I'm good I'm good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

"Come up and see me sometime."

LKS

[Bill Bradley]

"Shut up and deal."

... Fran Kubelik (Shirley MacLaine) in The Apartment

[Brandon]

Say HELLO to my little frien.

and

*thwack thwack*...Dude, THATS MY SKULL !

[Badger]

"Brandon" <iamb...@home.com> wrote

> *thwack thwack*...Dude, THATS MY SKULL !

"You DICK!"

[Brandon]

"Brandon" wrote

> > *thwack thwack*...Dude, THATS MY SKULL !

"Badger"
> "You DICK!"

"Relax...alright? My old man is a televison repair man. Hes got this
Ultimate set of tools. I can FIX it."

[Badger]

"Brandon" <iamb...@home.com> wrote...

"Hey! Wait a minute! There's no BIRTHDAY PARTY for me here!"

[Adam]

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"You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred." Super
Chicken (Which will be made into a movie starring Brendon Fraiser any
day now...)

"It could be worse...it could be raining."
Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein; it immediately starts pouring
rain after he says it.

[Mike Minetti]

I'll fu*k anything that moves!!!! Frank Booth(Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet)
OK, but you're gonna owe me a sixer for this. (Crispen Glover in Rivers Edge
when asked by a friend to dispose of a dead body)

--
Mike Minetti

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[Michael K]

Guess the movie:

Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.

We just wanna watch the damm world series.

I'll have the alphalpha sprouts and a plate of mashed yeast.

He hates these cans!

[Jarrett40]

"What did you hear about me Shane?"
Jack Palance

"I heard you were a low down Yankee liar" Alan Ladd

"Prove it"
Jack Palance

[Boiler]

Last one-Steve Martin, "The Jerk"

[MSA1213]

Every time that Arafat finally agrees to arrest Jihad terrorists, I think of
Casablanca's

"Round up the usual suspects."

He seems about as sincere!

[LouKrieger]

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned." Paul Newman as Fast Eddie
Felson in "The Color of Money."

All the following quotes are from Animal House.

Bluto: Let's dooooooooooooo it.

Flounder: You guys playing cards?

Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?

Boon: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna fuck her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.

Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a
certain... morally casual attitude.
Keep flopping aces,

Lou Krieger

[Stephen Jacobs]

You gotta love the line Orson Welles added to The Third Man:

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror,
murder, bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and
the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, and they had five
hundred years of democracy and peace. And what did they produce? The
cuckoo-clock."

(I cheated and looked it up)

[Adam The M O U L D Lawrence]

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> Very ag ree es sive.
>
> I am still up twenty tousand since the last time I...stick it in you...

It is tventy grand not tventy thousand. Sorry but cant just watch Rounders be
misquoted!

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[Steve BIA]

Lou, you're STILL forgetting the best line from Animal House:

"Seven years of college, down the drain!" - Bluto

Btw, someone posted the line "Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand" (from
Cool Hand Luke), which I think is the all time best poker line in a film.

Steve N

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[Brandon]

> > "Brandon" wrote
> > > > *thwack thwack*...Dude, THATS MY SKULL !
> >
> > "Badger"
> > > "You DICK!"
> >
> > "Relax...alright? My old man is a televison repair man. Hes got this
> > Ultimate set of tools. I can FIX it."
>
> "Hey! Wait a minute! There's no BIRTHDAY PARTY for me here!"
>
>

"Those dudes left England because it was bogus...and if we don't make some
of our own rules fast, we'll be bogus too..."

[Coby Lacy]

Michael K wrote:

> Guess the movie:
>
> Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.

Forrest Gump

> I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
>

Every woman I've ever known :-)

>
> We just wanna watch the damm world series.
>

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

>
> I'll have the alphalpha sprouts and a plate of mashed yeast.
>

No idea

>
> He hates these cans!

The Jerk

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[Steve BIA]

"> > Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.
>
> Forrest Gump
>
> > I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
> >

Network

>
> Every woman I've ever known :-)
>
> >
> > We just wanna watch the damm world series.
> >
>
> One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>
> >
> > I'll have the alphalpha sprouts and a plate of mashed yeast.
> >

Annie Hall

[North Shore Mike]

A couple more:

"If you didn't have a pussy, there'd be a bounty on your head."
- Jim Belushi to Elizabeth Perkins in "About Last Night".

"How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense, it could
conceivably change your political views?"

- John Cusack to some bimbo in "The Sure Thing"

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[MGuzz55625]

"He pissed it all away"

Sorry, I know everyone sick of these off topic post so I figure I make gambling
related.

Nick

[Payraise]

"You citified wig-wearing son af a bitch, if I ever see you in my town
again I'll stomp you so flat you'll have to roll your socks down to
shit" ..............Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

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[Badger]

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"Go away, Curtis. If you can't knock, I can't hear you."

[Dark Agenda]

"If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head wide open
in front of everybody in the bank...

And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail...hopefully you'll be
coming out of your comma.

And guess what?

I'll split your fucking head open again... cause I'm fucking stupid.

I don't give a fuck about jail, that's my business, that's what I do."

-Joe Pesci playing Tony Spilotro - Sklansky's alleged backer in the 70's?

[TradGunkie]

I've always enjoyed:

"Ok, lemme see your eyes......... Nope don't have it..I raise"

[Nopairkid]

To catch a thief. Grace Kelly to Cary Grant:
"You want a leg or a breast?"
Grant: "You chose."

Hawkeye Pierce in Mash the tv show (alright cheating a bit) " What happened to
all the money I made? Oh, you know, gambling, booze, women. The rest I just
wasted."

"You paid to see the cards. Lessons are extra." Lancey Howard in the
Cinnicnnati Kid.

[Lightning Roy]

A few of my favorite films:

"Looks like we're shy one horse."
"(Shakes head) You brought two too many."

"He's out there whittlin' on a piece of wood. And I got a feelin' when he
stops whittlin' something's gonna happen."

"They were going to make me a major for this, and I wasn't even in their
fucking army anymore..."

"...Clean, Mr. Clean, was from some South Bronx shithole and I think the
light and space of Viet Nam really put the zap on his head..."

"Did they say why, Willard, why they want to terminate my command?"
"They told me that you had gone totally insane and that your methods are
unsound."
"Do you think my methods are unsound?"
"I don't see any method at all."

"Ho, ho, ho! If it isn't fat stinking billy-goat Billy Boy in
poison...How art thou, thou gloppy bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil?
Come and take one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, ya eunuch
jelly, thou..."

"(After being hit) What did you do that for?"
"For being a bastard with no manners and not the dook of an idea how to
comport yourself publicwise, O my brother."
"I shouldn't of done that if I were you...I'm not your brother, nor would
I want to be."
"Watch that...Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on-live thou dost
wish."
"Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you! I'll meet you with chain or
nozh or britva anytime. Nobody tolchocks at me reasonless! It stands to
reason! I won't have it!"
"A nozh scrap any time you say..."
"Hoo-be-doob...A bit tired maybe...Best not say more...Bed-ways is
right-ways now, so best we go home-ways and get a bit of spatchka.
Right-right?"

---Doug

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[Bill Reich]

"Steve BIA" <stev...@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<uJ7R7.2165$rp2.3...@paloalto-snr1.gtei.net>...

> Lou, you're STILL forgetting the best line from Animal House:
>
> "Seven years of college, down the drain!" - Bluto

And YOU forgot: "Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"

--
Will in New Haven

Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose
Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose
Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose
Panda hippo gnu deer

[Kom...@webtv.net]

"Watch out! You don't wanna get runned over dare." Casino-Joe Pesci as
Nicky Santoro/Tony Spioltro to reporters as he and his crew along w/
Oscar come out of the courthouse.
"Don't forget to get some cleaning supplies"-Brad Pitt in True Romance

[ratso]

I never knew you were so cultured. I thought you only knew poker. Absolutely
GREAT lines. I knew almost them all. The Matewan is one of my favorites. Got
any from Eraserhead or Blue Velvet. How about the Unforgiven?

Right on Steve! Would not happen to be in AC this weekend would you?
========================
Badger wrote:

> "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch."
>
> "Vila: 'I have this problem with confined spaces. There is a medical name
> for it.'
> Jenna: 'Cowardice?'" -- Blake's 7 (TV show)
>
> "If I knew you were coming, I'd have set fire to the place." -- The Killers
>
> "I wouldn't piss on your heart if it was on fire." -- Matewan
>
> "Better by daylight." -- A Bridge Too Far
>
> Soldier to pretty woman:
> "I'm a stranger in town. Can you direct me to your house." -- The Miracle
> of Morgan's Creek
>
> "Sometimes she doesn't make sense, but that's only when she's talking." --
> Having A Wonderful Crime
>
> "Sit down before I knock you down." -- Shane
>
> "'She can't be all bad. Nobody is.'
> 'She comes closest.'" -- Out of the Past
>
> "If a woman were to ever love you as much as you love yourself, it would be
> the greatest romance in history." -- Appointment With Danger
>
> "She wants to remarry and divorce him so she can get the other half of what
> he owns." -- Blame it on Rio
>
> "When he was a kid Aldo must have wanted to be a suspect." -- Eyewitness
>
> "I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie." -- The Mirror Crack'd
> --
> Steve Badger
> http://www.playwinningpoker.com

[Murray Logan]

or:

"Hey, you fucked up: you trusted us."

Murray

[ratso]

I do not believe in God, but I' afraid of him.

Usual Suspects (Roger 'Verbal' Kint )

[Badger]

"ratso" <rats...@yahoo.com> wrote...

> I never knew you were so cultured. I thought you only knew poker.
Absolutely
> GREAT lines. I knew almost them all. The Matewan is one of my favorites.
Got
> any from Eraserhead

"little bitty chickens, no bigger than your fist" (something like that)

Worst movie I have ever seen.

> Right on Steve! Would not happen to be in AC this weekend would you?

Nope. Good luck.

> ========================
> Badger wrote:
>
> > "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch."
> >
> > "Vila: 'I have this problem with confined spaces. There is a medical
name
> > for it.'
> > Jenna: 'Cowardice?'" -- Blake's 7 (TV show)
> >
> > "If I knew you were coming, I'd have set fire to the place." -- The
Killers
> >
> > "I wouldn't piss on your heart if it was on fire." -- Matewan
> >
> > "Better by daylight." -- A Bridge Too Far
> >
> > Soldier to pretty woman:
> > "I'm a stranger in town. Can you direct me to your house." -- The
Miracle
> > of Morgan's Creek
> >
> > "Sometimes she doesn't make sense, but that's only when she's

[Larry W. (Wayno) Phillips]

On Tue, 11 Dec 2001"Badger" wrote:

>>Got any from Eraserhead

>
>
>
>Worst movie I have ever seen.

Rent "Lorenzo's Oil" sometime...

[JP in Minnesota]

Is this the "real" Steve Jacobs? If so, it is good to see you are still
around! I miss your well reasoned additions to discussions. But after those
ugly flame wars with half-wit Doogie, I don't blame you for keeping a low
profile.

In article <QV6R7.1218$vK1.1...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
s...@chinet.com says...

[Viperholdem]

"I'm the best you ever seen Fats, the best there ever was. Even if you beat me,
I'm still the best."

[Smorgass Bored]

(*<~ Edward G. Robinson- Is this the end of Rico .......... and Russ
and John ?

Strother Martin- What we have here is failure to communicate .......
with GCA

Jack Nicholson (5 Easy Pieces) Well, do you have BLT ? Then hold the
bacon, hold the lettuce, hold the tomato and put white flash and black
line between to slices of wheat bread and...........

If it's Tuesday,this must be Belgium ..... and GCA's latest
revelation.

sorry,I'm tired,I'm so very tired,

Doug
~>*(((>< Big fish eat Little fish ><)))*<~

[Profe]

Nick Nolte's Italian accent was superb in that movie ;-) I have no idea
what you are talking about... Susan Sarandon, however, in Rocky Horror
and Atlantic City (Lemon scene)... *sigh*

[Jarrett40]

>From: Kom...@webtv.net

>"Don't forget to get some cleaning supplies"-Brad Pitt in True Romance

Been a long time since I saw True Romance. I remember Christian Slater, Dennis
Hopper, Christopher Walken, James Gandolfini, and a couple of other characters.
But I don't remember Brad Pitt being in this movie. What part did he play?

Jarrett

[James L. Hankins]

Marcellus Wallace: "Jules, go back in there, chill those mothahfuckas out,
and wait for the Wolf, who should be arriving directly."

"You tell'em I'm comin'! And Hell's comin' with me, you hear? Hell's
comin' with me!"

[North Shore Mike]

The stoner roommate.

North Shore Mike

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From the greatest movie of all time ... The Godfather.

MICHAEL CORLEONE
(after a very long pause)
No.

[Marc Gilutin]

On 10 Dec 2001 17:36:03 GMT, loukr...@aol.com (LouKrieger) wrote:

>
>
>All the following quotes are from Animal House.
>

Lou:
I think you missed the best one. They've taken these sorrority girls
to a Black nightclub when one of the locals (a rather large, imposing
man,) says, "Do you mind....if we dance....wiff your dates?

[lvdlrs]

One I've always thought was great came out of M*A*S*H the TV
show. Hawkeye was using an Army duffle bag as a boxing punching
bag and Hot Lips walks by and notices that the bag has Frank's name
stenciled on it. "Hey," she says, "Isn't that Frank's bag?" Trapper
responds, "Why Hot Lips, I thought you were Frank's bag."

Gary (...) Philips

[Coupe]

"I'm from the United States of kiss-my-ass." - House of Games

"It ain't the way I wanted it!" - Godfather II

"You're very smart, Joey. You gimme all these answers. But you ain't gimme
the right answer." - Raging Bull

"You owe me fifteen grand, pal." - The Sting

"Get the f**k down off my obstacle!" - Full Metal Jacket

"Wha'd you do in your daddy's garage?" - My Cousin Vinny

"You ever see what a 44 magnum can do to a woman's p**sy?" - Taxi Driver

"Terminate, with extreme prejudice." - Apocalypse Now

"I'm funny how?" - Goodfellas

"Shitter's full!" - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." - Cool Hand Luke

"I'm better when I move." - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"Is it safe?" - Marathon Man

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." - The Godfather

"Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers, only!" - Glengarry Glen Ross

"They always f**k it up. This time they f**ked it up too burnt." - American
Buffalo

"The fact that you're talking, Artie, does not necessarily make it destiny
speaking, I hope you know that." - Hurlyburly

"The call me Mister Tibbs." - In The Heat Of The Night

"I always wanted to go to Wyoming." - Dog Day Afternoon

"This is this. This ain't sup'm else. This is this." - The Deer Hunter

"I'm shootin' now, Fats, when it's your turn you can shoot." - The Hustler

"Look into your heart." - Miller's Crossing

"Who told you to buy a brownstone on MY block on MY side of the STREET!" -
Do The Right Thing

"I bet I see HER nekkid on payday." - Do The Right Thing

[Lamont Cranston]

I notice Harkness is avoiding this thread. DRAT!

[Kom...@webtv.net]

Brad was the stoner on the couch who lived with Christian Slater's
friend

[dang]

"Dying aint much of a living boy"
"

[Kom...@webtv.net]

"We felt they,no longer,had anything to offer us." Raising
Arizona-John Goodman after breaking out of prison

[mredge]

TOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Peter Politi]

From Caddyshack, as relates to poker.

"The dance of the living dead"
Any 1-5 stud game on a weekday afternoon......anywhere.

"oh dolly, i'm hot today"
On a rush

"Well, it does look life....fecal material"
99% of my omaha/8 hands

"Madonna with meatballs"
A great looking cocktail waitress

"There won't be any money, but when you die, on your death bed,
you will receive total conscienciousness. So I got that goin' for me........
...which is nice"
The story om entire poker life

Peter Politi

[BankerNet]

"Ride on" mag 7

[BankerNet]

Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody.

[Steve W.]

I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the low. Most people hate
the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We're colonised by
wankers. We couldn't even find a decent race to be colonised by. It's
a shite state of affairs to be in, and no amount of fresh air is ever
going to change that.

[Kom...@webtv.net]

"Werewolf?" "There wolf."

[Jarrett40]

Thanks. I remember now.
Jarrett
>From: Kom...@webtv.net

[Kom...@webtv.net]

"The turkey's done." "So's the kitchen."

[James L. Hankins]

You got the greatest movie part right, but the wrong line. It's actually.

Tom Hagan: Micheal, you've won. You want to wipe everyone out?

Michael: I don't want to wipe everyone out, Tom. Only my enemies.

"Pokerflushing" <pokerf...@aol.com> wrote in message
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[James L. Hankins]

I almost forgot:

"I have what's known as the wheel. It has a smooth draw, earthy tones, and
enough kick to win me the high and the low."

[Rose Barker]

Stevie VanZandt in "The Sopranos" - at the poker table:

HEY, CHEESE FUCK!!! GET ME SOME FOOD!!!

[Lamont Cranston]

"I'll have what she's having!"

[Buzman]

On 09 Dec 2001 12:17:29 GMT, bret...@aol.com (BretONNN) wrote:

"This is my BOOMSTICK" - Army of Darkness

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" - The GodFather

"Hello operator, give me the number for 9-1-1" - Homer Simpson

"I'm your huckleberry" - Tombstone

"We're gonna get Medivel on his ass" - Pulp Fiction

[Jeff Woods]

In article <vMbR7.1864$vK1.1...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
PlayWinning[RemoveThis]Po...@earthlink.net says...
> >
> > > > > > *thwack thwack*...Dude, THATS MY SKULL !
> > > >
> > > > > "You DICK!"
> > > >
> > > > "Relax...alright? My old man is a televison repair man. Hes got this
> > > > Ultimate set of tools. I can FIX it."
> > >
> > > "Hey! Wait a minute! There's no BIRTHDAY PARTY for me here!"
> > >
> > "Those dudes left England because it was bogus...and if we don't make some
> > of our own rules fast, we'll be bogus too..."
>
> "Go away, Curtis. If you can't knock, I can't hear you."

"Oh, yeah, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of
Jello?"

[Jeff Woods]

In article <WeoR7.40859$jf.85...@typhoon.nyroc.rr.com>,
ppo...@stny.rr.com says...

> From Caddyshack, as relates to poker.

Poker quote:

No more of this playing for Peanuts. Tomorrow night we play for real
stakes. Zucchini.

- Bill Murray, Meatballs

[DaVoice]

Of course legendary, a line from one of the movies with the BEST DIALOGUE
ever written. When Harry Met Sally

Good Choice

Rick "ADB DaVoice" Charles

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[DaveM]

On Mon, 10 Dec 2001 06:28:18 GMT, "JayNT" <ja...@optonline.net> wrote:

>He's got the first move. I owe him that.

Finally, I recognise one - but can I place it? Can I ****. Put me out of
my misery, please.

DaveM

Hold on, it was Clint wasn't it? Still can't get the film but it's on
the tip of my tongue.

[JayNT]

It was Clint.

But he didn't say it.

John Vernon said it. (Fletcher)

In The Outlaw Josey Wales.
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[Ken Kubey]

Name the movies:

"Here... go buy bullets. Kill the actors."

"Heineken? Fuck *that* shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

"I *LIKE* it!"

"Where are all the white women at?"

And my favorite lines heard in a cardroom...

Guy 1 "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."
Guy 2 "Well... Fuck you... (pause) and *no* horse."

Ken Kubey ku...@engr.sgi.com QB (650) 933-3536

[JackGierC]

>From the greatest movie of all time ... The Godfather.
>

From the same movie

Sonny "I dont want my little brother walking out of that stall with just his
d..k in his hands".

[BankerNet]

"Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer."

[Lightning Roy]

In article <9v6d91$dp51i$1...@fido.engr.sgi.com>, ku...@summit.engr.sgi.com
(Ken Kubey) wrote:

> Name the movies:

>
> "Heineken? Fuck *that* shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Frank Booth---Blue Velvet. Great line...

---Doug

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[Holman]

How could you possibly leave out this one Lou:

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son!"

loukr...@aol.com (LouKrieger) wrote in message news:<20011210123603...@mb-fg.aol.com>...
> "Money won is twice as sweet as money earned." Paul Newman as Fast Eddie
> Felson in "The Color of Money."
>
>
> All the following quotes are from Animal House.
>
> Bluto: Let's dooooooooooooo it.
>
>
> Flounder: You guys playing cards?
>
>
> Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
> Boon: Is he bigger than me?
>
>
> Boon: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
> Otter: Pork?
> Boon: You're gonna fuck her brains out, aren't you?
> Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
>
>
> Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
>
>
> Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
> Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.
>
>
> Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a
> certain... morally casual attitude.
> Keep flopping aces,
>
> Lou Krieger

[Eric]

bret...@aol.com (BretONNN) wrote in message news:<20011209071729...@mb-fv.aol.com>...

"Who are those guys?" - Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid

"You still think he's the one, Trinity? Well, how can he be the one,
if he's dead?" - The Matrix

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? No, and it's not
over now." - Animal House

"ya got heart kid."
"I got heart, but I ain't got no locker." - Rocky

"Revenge is a dish best served cold. It's very cold in space." - Star
Trek II, the Wrath of Khan.

"Of all the bars, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into
mine." - Casablanca.

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." - The Treasure of Sierra
Madre

"Sell the car, sell the house, sell the kids. I'm not coming back." -
Apocalypse Now

[Linda K Sherman]

"Larry W. (Wayno) Phillips" wrote:
>
> On Tue, 11 Dec 2001"Badger" wrote:
>
> >>Got any from Eraserhead
> >
> >
> >
> >Worst movie I have ever seen.
>
> Rent "Lorenzo's Oil" sometime...

It's worse than Last Action Hero and Pee Wee's Big Adventure? How is
that possible?

LKS

[Steve BIA]

Okay, I think we need to splinter off to alt.rec.animal house.... there are
just too many great lines from that movie

Steve N

"Bill Reich" <willre...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7ce91b09.01121...@posting.google.com...
> "Steve BIA" <stev...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:<uJ7R7.2165$rp2.3...@paloalto-snr1.gtei.net>...
> > Lou, you're STILL forgetting the best line from Animal House:
> >
> > "Seven years of college, down the drain!" - Bluto
>
> And YOU forgot: "Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"
>
>
> --
> Will in New Haven
>
> Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose
> Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose
> Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose
> Panda hippo gnu deer

[Payraise]

If you don't help yourself, the only helping hand you will ever get is
when they lower you into your grave......... Hud

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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
Krispy Kremes and coffee-Breakfast of Champions!!

[dang42]

My favourite line from that movie

Are you a bounty hunter?
A mans gotta make a living!
Dying aint much of a living boy!

[Larry W. (Wayno) Phillips]

On Wed, 12 Dec 2001 Linda K Sherman wrote:

>>>Rent "Lorenzo's Oil" sometime...

>It's worse than Last Action Hero and Pee Wee's Big Adventure? How is
>that possible?
>
>LKS

Imagine the movie "Love Story"-- or something a little sappier--
or some similar heart-strings tugging Movie-Of-The-Week human
interest story-- if it was directed by a rapid-fire director like
the guy who did "Die Hard", with Nick Nolte in every scene with
a really ridiculous-sounding Italian accent. I don't know- maybe
it was just me.... but there was something about watching that
movie that just made me want to kill myself.

Wayno