Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has
a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still
below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide
between a wood and an iron.
Those are pretty good.
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~ Seth Jackson
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Clubbing! LOL!
The slogan:
"Finally, a club you can beat Tiger with!"