In a televised interview, a previous jackpot winning couple were interviewed
by a BBC interviewer, which went something like this..
BBC Interviewer.. "well Sir, it is four years since you and your Wife won a
massive �6 million lottery jackpot."
JP winner (big cheesey grin on face).. "yes indeed!"
BBC Interviewer.."had a good spend-up Sir?"
JP winner.. "well, the usual you know, several houses, a castle in Scotland,
two Mercs, exotic holidays etc.
BBC Interviewer.."and what about the begging letters Sir, have they
stopped?"
JP winner.. "certainly not, we continue to send them out!"
BBC Interviewer (looking puzzled).. "what exactly do you mean, Sir?"
JP winner.. "Having won a �6 million jackpot, we can now afford to employ a
secretary. She compiles very convincing begging letters and sends them out!"