MIRACULOUS ARTIFACTS SELLING LIKE CRAZY ON EBAY

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For the very first time in the history of on-line auctions,
Miraculous
Artifacts are up for sale on eBay -- and they're selling like
hotcakes.
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They are blessed pieces of anthracite (hard coal) removed from
near the coal mine outside Hazleton, Pa., where the late Pope
John XXIII miraculously rescued those two miners a half-century ago.
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Pope John XXIII, who was declared a saint by Pope Benedict XVI
in his last official act as Pontiff, had died in June 1963 at age 81.
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However, two months later -- looking 25-30 years younger than
when he died -- he appeared to David Fellin and Hank Throne
inside the mine and, quite frankly, scared the crap out of them..
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We don't have time to give you all of the details about the
miracle of their rescue but you can read all about it on the Web
page at the bottom of the page.
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In any event, tons of Holy Relics from the vicinity of the miraculous
site are now being sold in little pieces on eBay and everyone should
own at least one and keep it in their purse or pocket.
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PIX OF RELIGIOUS ARTIFACT SELLING FOR $57.50 AN OUNCE
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Coal_anthracite.jpg/220px-Coal_anthracite.jpg
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When you find yourself in DEEP SH*T and desperately need
a miracle, you simply rub it, kiss it and it works like a charm.
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CAUTION: Ed Conrad, the seller -- Username edconrad -- warns
that it's illegal to rub and/or kiss your piece of coal when you're
about to roll the dice during a crap game in casinos in Nevada,
Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Connecticut and/or Hong Kong.
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http://www.vinacomin.vn/uploads/news/giangth/2012/04/than-mien-trung.jpg
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PS: Ed's stock is running out so we suggest you order your's today.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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Here, Ed is shown digging for more Holy Relics so no one is
disappointed.
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http://www.edconrad.org