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Uncle Ben Rice

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Bob

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May 24, 2020, 6:26:48 PM5/24/20
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My girlfriend usually cooks but she is away for a few days.
I wanted to make a package of Uncle Ben's Rice. According to the
instructions it says to microwave it for 90 seconds. My microwave will
only do 1 1/2 minutes. Do you think it will come out ok like that?

Sheldon Martin

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May 24, 2020, 7:20:05 PM5/24/20
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You imbecile, 90 seconds = 1 1/2 minutes.

Dave Smith

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May 24, 2020, 8:00:11 PM5/24/20
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High schools have been closed for two months and it took you this long
to come up with that stupid question?

Taxed and Spent

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May 24, 2020, 8:00:27 PM5/24/20
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Just do it for 89 seconds, and then do it again for one more second.

Dave Smith

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May 24, 2020, 8:03:50 PM5/24/20
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I am pretty sure the troll knew that.

Bob

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May 24, 2020, 8:13:04 PM5/24/20
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I did it 30 seconds three times. Came out perfect.

Bruce

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May 24, 2020, 8:19:12 PM5/24/20
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You did take a risk, though.

Ben Oliver

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May 25, 2020, 4:09:59 AM5/25/20
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Dad get off usenet!

Taxed and Spent

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May 25, 2020, 10:33:50 AM5/25/20
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Don't you have a "time cook" button, where you can punch in the exact
time you want to use?

Thomas

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May 25, 2020, 1:18:53 PM5/25/20
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Uncle Ben's? Toss unopened box in with whites in washer set on hot.
When spin cycle is done dry white, not Ben. Ben is done.

jmcquown

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May 25, 2020, 3:23:14 PM5/25/20
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LOL Dave! Bob is a little late to the party for trolling.

Jill
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