And I WAS A NURSE, in training shadowing a nurse who know the job welll

[John Kuthe]

And now I will have to become as good a nurse as the nurse I just shadowed this evening!

And I may get a FT job as this client's RN! Close to my house, using ZERO gasoline in my Nissan Leaf! :-)


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[GM]

jwk...@bjc.org wrote:

> And now I will have to become as good a nurse as the nurse I just shadowed this evening!
>
> And I may get a FT job as this client's RN! Close to my house, using ZERO gasoline in my Nissan Leaf! :-)


"And now I will have to become as good a nurse as the nurse I just shadowed this evening!"

You won't last an HOUR, John...

As BRYAN sez: "Time to make the donuts..."

🤑

😜

--
GM

[Joziah]

Uhm Yes. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))

[Menachem]

Ghe? Uhm, can you go into more detail? I don't get it

[Bryan Simmons]

On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 12:11:31 AM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>
> > And now I will have to become as good a nurse as the nurse I just shadowed this evening!
> >
> > And I may get a FT job as this client's RN! Close to my house, using ZERO gasoline in my Nissan Leaf! :-)
>

Before they turn the reins over to you, you can bet
your ass they'll do a background check, and they'll
see what a fucked up person you are.

>
> "And now I will have to become as good a nurse as the nurse I just shadowed this evening!"
> You won't last an HOUR, John...
>
> As BRYAN sez: "Time to make the donuts..."
>

He is a shadow of a nurse. A failed nurse who is
neither physically nor intellectually capable of
being an effective nurse. He has become frail,
and hasn't kept up his nursing skills. He also
*used to be* a computer scientist, but he can't
make his computers work. The one thing he
still is is a sex pervert. Yep. Just call him The
Sunday Squirter!
>
> --
> GM

--Bryan

[Benjamin]

Michael's an excellent example of American ignorance and explains how
Americans were able to vote for the Trump clown. The deplorables are
poorly educated, poorly informed, have never been out of their own
country and are easily influenced. Yet they do have the right to vote.
And there you are: Donald Trump. I can't wait for the next American
election. May I suggest Sylvester Stallone? :)

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 11:59:44 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>

I certainly hope this job does not require entering any patient information
on a tablet. Maybe excellent nurse can help you out there. If s/he does,
take notes (with pencil and paper) so you can refer back to them.

[Catullus]

[John Kuthe]

On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:15:47 AM UTC-6, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:
...

> He is a shadow of a nurse. A failed nurse who is
> neither physically nor intellectually capable of
> being an effective nurse. He has become frail,
> and hasn't kept up his nursing skills. He also
> *used to be* a computer scientist, but he can't
> make his computers work. The one thing he
> still is is a sex pervert. Yep. Just call him The
> Sunday Squirter!
> >
> > --
> > GM
>
> --Bryan

YOU are the pervert, Bryan. And I went to computer engineering school to learn how computers work, not to learn how to tell you how to make your computer work!

And I am NOT frail! I'd like to see YOU go 15+15mins on a Nordictrack!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[John Kuthe]

On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 4:24:26 PM UTC-6, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
...
> I certainly hope this job does not require entering any patient information
> on a tablet. Maybe excellent nurse can help you out there. If s/he does,
> take notes (with pencil and paper) so you can refer back to them.

Nope! PAPER charting.


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Good grief. Did they tell you park horse and buggy in the parking lot??

[Bryan Simmons]

On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 6:35:17 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:15:47 AM UTC-6, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:
> ...
> > He is a shadow of a nurse. A failed nurse who is
> > neither physically nor intellectually capable of
> > being an effective nurse. He has become frail,
> > and hasn't kept up his nursing skills. He also
> > *used to be* a computer scientist, but he can't
> > make his computers work. The one thing he
> > still is is a sex pervert. Yep. Just call him The
> > Sunday Squirter!
> > >
> > > --
> > > GM
> >
> > --Bryan
> YOU are the pervert, Bryan.
>

"I WISH I could have had sex with several
girls in my 3rd and 4th grade classes."
--John Kuthe, in rec.food.cooking, Jul 27, 2021, 8:37:54 AM
>
Anyway, whether or not *I am* a pervert is not relevant to
whether *you* should be changing a child's "disposable
underwear." These days 19 YO guys who fuck 14 YO girls
often end up on sex offender lists, and aren't allowed to
be around children at all, much less take off their undies.

>
> And I went to computer engineering school to learn how
> computers work, not to learn how to tell you how to make
> your computer work!
>

And IBM hired you when they were desperate for anyone
who had a clue about computers, and when they laid a
bunch of folks off, it was the least valuable ones, like you.

>
> And I am NOT frail! I'd like to see YOU go 15+15mins on a Nordictrack!
>

Regular nurses deal with much heavier patients all
the time.
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

--Bryan

[Hank Rogers]

He still hasn't posted a pic of his spiffy new uniform.

I think he made it all up.

[Homer]

[Homer]

[Bryan Simmons]

https://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/51858699471/in/dateposted-public/

--Bryan

[GM]

NO one does solely "paper charting" anymore, he is obviously FIBBING...

--
GM

[Hank Rogers]

Wasn't he supposed to go to a new job in the last few days? I
didn't notice him crowing about it, so it must have fell through.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 10:40:39 PM UTC-6, Hank Rogers wrote:
>
> Wasn't he supposed to go to a new job in the last few days? I
> didn't notice him crowing about it, so it must have fell through.
>

He says he was shadowing a nurse today and hoped to be as good as
s/he.

[Homer]

Why do you care? Why are you so interested? I can only think of one
reason: You don't have a life of your own, so you leech of John's
life. I didn't know Assman Hank was the same.
>

[Homer]

On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 11:59:44 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:

[Bruce]

On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 11:59:44 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:

[Sqwertz]

On Wed, 2 Feb 2022 21:59:40 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:

> And now I will have to become as good a nurse as the nurse I just
> shadowed this evening!

TRANSLATION: You did a reality check and you realized you'll never
pass muster as a real nurse. If you're asked back to "shadow" again,
you will be the object rather than the shadow and you will have to
perform like the nurse you just watched while they watch you.

And you're SCARED SHITLESS. You forgot what it takes to be a real
nurse and you're way out of practice. You haven't even SEEN a nurse
in action for 20+ years until last night. You've only ever had cush
babysitting jobs. You were never really a "nurse". The Reality
Sledgehammer just knocked you upside your head.

> And I may get a FT job as this client's RN! Close to my house,
> using ZERO gasoline in my Nissan Leaf! :-)

TRANSLATION: End on a high note with something you've always felt
comfortable with - your old tattered and now cum-stained baby
blanket, while sucking your thumb and crying for Mama (Blub. blub
..... BLUPPP!)

TREATEMENT: Fuck that toffee. Don't buy ingredients out of pocket
to make something you can't even give away for free. Make donuts
and GET PAID doing it!

SPONSORED BY: John's Donuts. 1618 S Broadway St, St. Louis, MO 63104
Phone: (314) 241-3360. Open NOW! Now Hiring! Immediate interviews!

ADVERTISEMENT: Considering suicide? DON'T DO IT until you consult
with Sqwertz: The Reality Sledgehammer! Only $10/hour (Cash payment
up front). Free sanitized pacifier with every consult! Emergency
appointments available RIGHT NOW! Call 1-800-273-8255.

Note to Bryan: You really need to refresh your Dick Game. It's old
and tired.

-sw

[Sqwertz]

Really? You guys stole my schticks before I even used them again?

The donuts were always my mock constructive suggestion. You
bastards!

-sw

[Sqwertz]

On Thu, 3 Feb 2022 01:15:43 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:

> Sunday Squirter!

Nope. I'm claiming Disparaging Trademark Infringement. Don't make
me lawyer up on you or you can kiss that retirement plan of yours
goodbye!

-sw

[Gary]

15+15 on a Nordictrack only is minimal 'baby exercising'.
I'd like to see you try a fast pace 7-12 mile run outside in the world.

You also need to keep your other muscles up to date, not just your heart
and half of your leg muscles. Get a book on exercise and don't just
read the first half of it.

[Gary]

Is that all you ever have to offer here? John resentment. Jilted lover?
You always wish him the worst. Probably killed you when he got a decent
inheritance.

[Michael Trew]

Hey, there's a good way for him to get off of fossil fuels!!

A horse is a horse, of course, of course. "Olde World ________" should
be able to fix him up with a horse and buggy in no time.

[Bryan Simmons]

You probably sympathize with John because you have a
thing for children too. I remember you wrote that you have
"always been attracted to women with children." I bet you
saw that little girl, and started thinking that if you married
the mother, you'd have access to those fragrant little
panties. We know you like 'em young. I can see that once
you've gotten spoiled on spring lamb that you'd be turned
off by the pungency of mutton (adult women). Must've
sucked for you when she hit puberty, but I'm sure it was
great while it lasted.

If you'd really been thinking ahead, you could have banked a
bunch of fragranced panties. Take 'em out and one sniff
would have Mr. Droopy snapping to attention. You have no
one but yourself to blame for not investing in the future.

>
> You always wish him the worst. Probably killed you when he got a decent
> inheritance.
>

Gary, I have a lot of money, and some of it was inherited.
At this point, frugality is far more a game than any kind of
necessity. I do "always wish him the worst," but there's no
envy involved.

--Bryan

[Bruce]

On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 11:59:44 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> And now I will have to become as good a nurse as the nurse I just shadowed this evening!
>
> And I may get a FT job as this client's RN! Close to my house, using ZERO gasoline in my Nissan Leaf! :-)
>
>

> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


What is your definition of "speaking"? Communication your way's going
to be extremely slow.

[Ritchie]

Uhm Yes. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))

[Oscar]