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John Kuthe

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Jan 9, 2021, 8:18:57 AM1/9/21
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And NO nicks! :-)

Razors can be SO UNFORGIVING! And then I bleed all over everything I try and stop the bleeding with. :-(

But NOT THIS Saturday morning! :-) And warm up the CDB Balm too! Best post shave topical balm on the planet, LazarusNaturals.com ! :-)

More? Sure, why not?


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Sheldon Martin

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Jan 9, 2021, 11:27:55 AM1/9/21
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How can you cut yourself with a safety razor...
must be your druggie shakes.
Half the time I use a straight razor and never cut myself.

Not At All

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Jan 9, 2021, 11:34:42 AM1/9/21
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On 1/9/2021 5:18 AM, John Kuthe wrote:

> And

Slice your throat open and bleed to death.

Do it NOW!

John Kuthe

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Jan 9, 2021, 1:25:34 PM1/9/21
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Just one incorrect/wrong move, and OOPS! ;-)

John Kuthe...

John Kuthe

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Jan 9, 2021, 1:26:41 PM1/9/21
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YOU Nymshifter are ONE EVIL ASSHOLE!! :-(


John Kuthe...

Alex

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Jan 10, 2021, 1:03:07 AM1/10/21
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Sure, if you're wobbly.

John Kuthe

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Jan 10, 2021, 3:33:12 PM1/10/21
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On Sunday, January 10, 2021 at 12:03:07 AM UTC-6, Alex wrote:
...> Sure, if you're wobbly.

You'd be wobbly too, ripping an HOUR (20-20-20mins) on my Nordictrack! Like I just did!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Alex

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Jan 11, 2021, 7:20:30 PM1/11/21
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No, I'd be tired - not wobbly.  Hopefully you are only shaving your face.

Not At All

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Jan 11, 2021, 7:50:55 PM1/11/21
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On 1/10/2021 12:33 PM, John KOOKthe wrote:

> You'd

Shut the fuck up, you mentally crippled idiot.

NOBODY CARES!

John Kuthe

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Jan 11, 2021, 8:39:22 PM1/11/21
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One time when I was 12 I shaved my entire body neck to knees! It itched like crazy when it grew back!

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Gary

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Jan 12, 2021, 8:55:12 AM1/12/21
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John Kuthe wrote:
> One time when I was 12 I shaved my entire body neck to knees!
> It itched like crazy when it grew back!

Seems like an odd thing to do at age 12.

Anyone with an 'itching after razor shaving' problem can prevent that
with a quick splash of rubbing alcohol right after you finish.

That's what an aftershave is for. Active ingredient, alcohol. The rest
is annoying perfume.

The plain alcohol evaporates quickly and leaves no smell.
It does sting for a moment though.





Cindy Hamilton

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Jan 12, 2021, 10:29:54 AM1/12/21
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On Tuesday, January 12, 2021 at 8:55:12 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
> > One time when I was 12 I shaved my entire body neck to knees!
> > It itched like crazy when it grew back!
> Seems like an odd thing to do at age 12.

Embarrassed by hair growing in new places and he didn't want to
grow up and be a man.

I'd say he succeeded.

Cindy Hamilton

Gary

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Jan 12, 2021, 10:51:03 AM1/12/21
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Let's not forget that his lifelong buddy, Bryan, read the entire
encyclopedia the summer after 3rd grade.



Dave Smith

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Jan 12, 2021, 10:54:04 AM1/12/21
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On 2021-01-12 8:55 a.m., Gary wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
>> One time when I was 12 I shaved my entire body neck to knees!
> > It itched like crazy when it grew back!
>
> Seems like an odd thing to do at age 12.
>
> Anyone with an 'itching after razor shaving' problem can prevent that
> with a quick splash of rubbing alcohol right after you finish.

If only it were that simple. I had my chest shaved for heart surgery. I
had enough annoyances with my sternum having been pried open and then
held shut with wire, and an incision from the bottom of my neck and
down past the bottom of my ribs. One of the major annoyances was my
chest hair growing back and the short, thick hairs growing into my T
shirts and pulling every time I moved.

After about two months it was pretty well grown back and not bothering
me anymore. Then I had to go for a stress test and they shaved a half
dozen patches for the electrodes and I had to go through it again.


Gary

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Jan 12, 2021, 11:00:42 AM1/12/21
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OK but the alcohol treatment only works immediately after you've shaved,
when the skin is slightly scraped raw. It will burn for a moment.


John Kuthe

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Jan 12, 2021, 11:40:11 AM1/12/21
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On Tuesday, January 12, 2021 at 7:55:12 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
> > One time when I was 12 I shaved my entire body neck to knees!
> > It itched like crazy when it grew back!
> Seems like an odd thing to do at age 12.

I began masturbating in Grade School, and did many an odd thing for the thrill of them!

Precocious Puberty, it's called. I had pubic hairs by 5th grade!


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Dave Smith

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Jan 12, 2021, 1:23:19 PM1/12/21
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Because you were 15 in the 5th grade?

itsjoan...@webtv.net

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Jan 12, 2021, 1:43:16 PM1/12/21
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*GUFFAW*

John Kuthe

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Jan 12, 2021, 1:50:39 PM1/12/21
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On Tuesday, January 12, 2021 at 12:23:19 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
No. But I DID have pubic hair in Grade School, because in our Sex Education class in 5th grade where they separated all the boys and girls into different classrooms (and the girls got little manila envelopes, and I wanted one!) and in our boys classroom the teacher was talking about how boys will get pubic hair, I mentioned to a buddy that I HAD Pubic Hair, and many of the other 5th grade boys did not! In 5th grade at 10 years old! And an unusually large penis for my age of 10 too!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Master Bruce

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Jan 12, 2021, 1:56:58 PM1/12/21
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Can we stick to food, politics and hummingbirds?
>

John Kuthe

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Jan 12, 2021, 2:09:18 PM1/12/21
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I was asked to clarify.


John Kuthe...

itsjoan...@webtv.net

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Jan 12, 2021, 2:17:44 PM1/12/21
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Agree.
>
> I was asked to clarify.
>
> John Kuthe...
>
No, you were not asked to clarify. Dave made a comment and you rushed
in with far too much private information. No one asked for your elementary
school shenanigans; you don't know when to keep private things private.
No one is impressed with your supposed attributes but you. Learn to keep
certain things to yourself and quit over-sharing.

Hank Rogers

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Jan 12, 2021, 2:40:39 PM1/12/21
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John Kuthe wrote:
> I began masturbating in Grade School,

And never quit.


Hank Rogers

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Jan 12, 2021, 2:43:41 PM1/12/21
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John Kuthe wrote:
> On Tuesday, January 12, 2021 at 12:56:58 PM UTC-6, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Tue, 12 Jan 2021 10:50:35 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>> <johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tuesday, January 12, 2021 at 12:23:19 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
>>>> On 2021-01-12 11:40 a.m., John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>> On Tuesday, January 12, 2021 at 7:55:12 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>>>>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>>>> One time when I was 12 I shaved my entire body neck to knees!
>>>>>>> It itched like crazy when it grew back!
>>>>>> Seems like an odd thing to do at age 12.
>>>>>
>>>>> I began masturbating in Grade School, and did many an odd thing for the thrill of them!
>>>>>
>>>>> Precocious Puberty, it's called. I had pubic hairs by 5th grade!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Because you were 15 in the 5th grade?
>>>
>>> No. But I DID have pubic hair in Grade School, because in our Sex Education class in 5th grade where they separated all the boys and girls into different classrooms (and the girls got little manila envelopes, and I wanted one!) and in our boys classroom the teacher was talking about how boys will get pubic hair, I mentioned to a buddy that I HAD Pubic Hair, and many of the other 5th grade boys did not! In 5th grade at 10 years old! And an unusually large penis for my age of 10 too!
>>>
>> Can we stick to food, politics and hummingbirds?
>>>
> I was asked to clarify.
>
>
> John Kuthe...
>

Quit arguing with your handler!


Hank Rogers

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Jan 12, 2021, 2:45:18 PM1/12/21
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Meh. I bet Popeye had a bigger dik in the first grade!


Dave Smith

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Jan 12, 2021, 2:55:48 PM1/12/21
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Yeo, That's what the man who gave you free ice cream cones said.


John Kuthe

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Jan 12, 2021, 5:23:18 PM1/12/21
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As long as it continues to work! No, I take breaks.

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Bryan Simmons

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Jan 12, 2021, 5:43:40 PM1/12/21
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The summer after 1st grade. I was 7 years old. A November birthday meant
that I was one of the older kids in my grade. We had moved to a new house,
and I hadn't interacted with other children much outside of school because
we didn't have neighbors, so when we moved to the new neighborhood right
after 1st grade, I wasn't predisposed to go out and make friends Plus, we'd
just acquired the encyclopedias, and I was fascinated by them.

--Bryan

Bryan Simmons

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Jan 12, 2021, 5:49:36 PM1/12/21
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Please overshare more, John, because that nasty fascist dislikes it. Tell us
about the "odd things" you did for sexual thrills. Be very specific. And talk
more about your penis. The hag, Joann, hates that.

--Bryan

Bryan Simmons

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Jan 12, 2021, 5:50:39 PM1/12/21
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Who the heck quits?

--Bryan

John Kuthe

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Jan 12, 2021, 5:55:33 PM1/12/21
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A Quitter! ;-)

Not ME!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

John Kuthe

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Jan 12, 2021, 5:57:30 PM1/12/21
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My fave were the A's and S', Airplanes and Sex.


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Hank Rogers

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Jan 12, 2021, 6:31:10 PM1/12/21
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Yoose a wanking cannabis nurse.


itsjoan...@webtv.net

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Jan 12, 2021, 6:41:27 PM1/12/21
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On Tuesday, January 12, 2021 at 4:49:36 PM UTC-6, bryang...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> Please overshare more, John, because that nasty fascist dislikes it. Tell us
> about the "odd things" you did for sexual thrills. Be very specific. And talk
> more about your penis. The hag, Joann, hates that.
>
> --Bryan
>
No, I don't 'hate' it but it's garbage like this that is out there for potential
clients to read and say "no way in Hell is this nutjob taking care of anyone
in my family." John thinks no one ever researches the internet for comments
made by him but he always manages to shoot himself in the foot when it
comes to getting and holding a job.

I hate to disappoint you, but no I'm not a fascist in your wildest dreams.
But John does need to share his Seroquel with you to help keep you on
an even keel.

Not At All

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Jan 12, 2021, 7:38:56 PM1/12/21
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On 1/12/2021 8:40 AM, John KOOKthe wrote:

> I began

You really, really need to get your face kicked in, don't you?

Fuck off and leave now, you dimwitted useless cretin!

John Kuthe

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Jan 12, 2021, 8:27:15 PM1/12/21
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Evil Nymshifter!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Not At All

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Jan 12, 2021, 8:58:59 PM1/12/21
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On 1/12/2021 5:27 PM, John Kuthe wrote:

> E

Fuck off, you oversharing twat. NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU!
DROP FUCKING DEAD NOW!

John Kuthe

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Jan 12, 2021, 9:31:57 PM1/12/21
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Gary

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Jan 13, 2021, 8:13:28 AM1/13/21
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Bryan Simmons wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:

>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>> I began masturbating in Grade School,

>> And never quit.
>
> Who the heck quits?

I did several years ago.
As I've stated here before, I've never had any interest in sex with an
old person. That includes myself. (ME TOO!)

If I had some red lipstick here, I would draw a circle with a slash
through it on my bathroom mirror. lol ;-D









Gary

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Jan 13, 2021, 8:18:17 AM1/13/21
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I have an almost pristine set of World Book Encyclopedias from 1989. I
even continued to buy their "annual update" volumes for a few years.

I like reading them occasionally when there's nothing else to read at
the moment.

Funny how now, you can't even give them away. No charities want them.
Not even donation to a thrift store.

I realize they're old, not up to date, but up until 1989 they are still
valid. History from then back doesn't change.

Oh well, I'll keep and enjoy them myself. When I die, they'll get tossed.



John Kuthe

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Jan 13, 2021, 8:50:59 AM1/13/21
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A Person is a Person, no matter how old.


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Cindy Hamilton

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Jan 13, 2021, 10:10:06 AM1/13/21
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On Wednesday, January 13, 2021 at 8:13:28 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > Hank Rogers wrote:
>
> >> John Kuthe wrote:
> >>> I began masturbating in Grade School,
>
> >> And never quit.
> >
> > Who the heck quits?
> I did several years ago.
> As I've stated here before, I've never had any interest in sex with an
> old person. That includes myself. (ME TOO!)

That's so sad.

Cindy Hamilton

Ed Pawlowski

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Jan 13, 2021, 10:56:18 AM1/13/21
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Yes, it is. Sure, some older people look old and worn but some are
downright attractive. I hope to still be horny at 90 and hit on some
hot 75 yo.

Hank Rogers

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Jan 13, 2021, 2:02:09 PM1/13/21
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Is that yoose Popeye?


Sheldon Martin

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Jan 13, 2021, 2:43:38 PM1/13/21
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At 77 years old I find older women more attractive simply due to their
having more experience. Looks have very little to do with sexual
attractiveness as most older people can't see all that well in a
darkened room anyway, and most all people have their eyes closed
during sex. For me the most important part of a sexual experience is
communication. I'm really not interested in a nubile 18 year old or a
women of any age if she doesn't communicate what she wants. The one
thing I detest most about bedding any women is having to be a mind
reader.

cshenk

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Jan 13, 2021, 8:37:15 PM1/13/21
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Gary wrote:

> John Kuthe wrote:
> > One time when I was 12 I shaved my entire body neck to knees!
> > It itched like crazy when it grew back!
>
> Seems like an odd thing to do at age 12.
>
> Anyone with an 'itching after razor shaving' problem can prevent that
> with a quick splash of rubbing alcohol right after you finish.
>
> That's what an aftershave is for. Active ingredient, alcohol. The
> rest is annoying perfume.
>
> The plain alcohol evaporates quickly and leaves no smell.
> It does sting for a moment though.

Snicker, on my legs I use hair conditioner then shave, works better and
no issues.

Master Bruce

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Jan 13, 2021, 8:44:20 PM1/13/21
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My need for this information was rather limited.

Hank Rogers

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Jan 13, 2021, 9:13:25 PM1/13/21
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But it did give you a chance to sniff her ass, master.


John Kuthe

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Jan 13, 2021, 9:16:36 PM1/13/21
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On Tuesday, January 12, 2021 at 7:55:12 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
> > One time when I was 12 I shaved my entire body neck to knees!
> > It itched like crazy when it grew back!
> Seems like an odd thing to do at age 12.

It was sexy fun at first, but then growing back, ITCH!



> Anyone with an 'itching after razor shaving' problem can prevent that
> with a quick splash of rubbing alcohol right after you finish.

Now, I presoak in hot water then use shave cream and a good sharp blade!

John Kuthe...

Cal Q. Later

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Jan 14, 2021, 12:19:53 AM1/14/21
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On 1/13/2021 6:16 PM, John Kuthe wrote:

> It

You know what?

You need your head caved in with a crowbar.

Fuck off, you stupid attention whore.
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