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I'm going to buy a NEW Tesla Model 3 and a NEW Tesla Solar Roof - CASH!

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Ned Ryerson

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Jun 9, 2020, 4:29:24 PM6/9/20
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Top of the line Tesla Model 3 - $56,900
https://cars.usnews.com/cars-trucks/tesla/model-3

Brand new tile roof w/Tesla solar panels - $54,700
https://www.tesla.com/solarroof/design

Total cost = $110K

How much is John paying Old World Roofing Company to "repair and
restore" his current roof? (it's not even a new roof!)

$124,674 ($113,671 + 9.68% sales tax)

Door #1
New roof, new top of the line Tesla Model, 10KW Solar panel system,
free electricity for the car and house, AND extra cash to burn.

---- Or ----

Door #2
A tile roof repair for $125K

Hmmmm, tough call there, eh?

John must be the stupidest mother fucker on Earth.

John Kuthe

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Jun 9, 2020, 10:03:44 PM6/9/20
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It's called "Restoration"

https://i.postimg.cc/fLBDYNMd/Mulched-Front-11-21-19.jpg

My house has a beautiful clay tile roof which requires an expert restorer, and I found one.

http://www.oldworldroofingco.com/Testimonials.php

John Kuthe...

Nellie

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Jun 9, 2020, 10:16:54 PM6/9/20
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John Kuthe said

It's called "Restoration"

https://i.postimg.cc/fLBDYNMd/Mulched-Front-11-21-19.jpg

My house has a beautiful clay tile roof which requires an expert restorer, and I found one.

http://www.oldworldroofingco.com/Testimonials.php

John Kuthe...

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Those testimonials are from 2008
And you said they were too busy to get back
To you on a timely manner
Too funny, have they done anything since then?

Nellie

Hank Rogers

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Jun 9, 2020, 10:50:33 PM6/9/20
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Have they started the job yet?


Nellie

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Jun 10, 2020, 12:30:09 AM6/10/20
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Hank Rogers
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Have they started the job yet?

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They’re still working on their 2009 orders :)


Nellie

Sheldon Martin

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Jun 10, 2020, 9:29:57 AM6/10/20
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On Tue, 9 Jun 2020 19:03:41 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
<johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Tuesday, June 9, 2020 at 3:29:24 PM UTC-5, Ned Ryerson wrote:
>> Top of the line Tesla Model 3 - $56,900
>> https://cars.usnews.com/cars-trucks/tesla/model-3
>>
>> Brand new tile roof w/Tesla solar panels - $54,700
>> https://www.tesla.com/solarroof/design
>>
>> Total cost = $110K

Thats a lot of money for a very plain ordinary looking vehicle... and
the interior looks like crap; boring crap. I'd definitely not want
that giant TV screen blocking my view. It seems to be a car made for
people who don't/can't drive very well... reminds me of the old Lionel
electric trains I had as a kid... does the Tesla come with extra
tracks so you can design your own route... it's got to get boring
going round n' round the same oval all the time.

Dave Smith

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Jun 10, 2020, 11:43:12 AM6/10/20
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On 2020-06-10 11:40 a.m., Sqwertz wrote:
> If you weren't so runted then maybe you could see above the steering
> wheel and display screen. Ya dwarf.

A friend of mine bought one last summer. I think it has pretty nice
lines. He loves it.



Alex

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Jun 10, 2020, 6:57:57 PM6/10/20
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You could install new tile that looks the same and keep $90K for your
retirement:

https://eagleroofing.com/browse-tile/tile-results/?region=midwest&profile=capistrano&color=red&pg=1

John Kuthe

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Jun 10, 2020, 8:21:41 PM6/10/20
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BUT it burns ZERO petroleum! Imagine the $$ you'd save, and I DO! :-)

John Kuthe...

Sheldon Martin

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Jun 10, 2020, 8:43:37 PM6/10/20
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I'd never want to tour the Grand Tetons in a dwarf's car.
When the internal combustion engine goes so goes sex. Kootchie hasn't
gotten laid in thirty years.

Hank Rogers

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Jun 10, 2020, 8:45:06 PM6/10/20
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Where can Popeye buy an electric tractor?


John Kuthe

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Jun 10, 2020, 10:20:36 PM6/10/20
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"Getting laid" is such a BULLSHIT TERM! Lay YOURSELF, Sailor Boy!

John Kuthe...

Sheldon Martin

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Jun 11, 2020, 11:15:20 AM6/11/20
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On Wed, 10 Jun 2020 11:43:51 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

I would never want to drive the Grand Tetons in a dwarf car,

Dave Smith

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Jun 11, 2020, 1:39:57 PM6/11/20
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On 2020-06-11 11:15 a.m., Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Jun 2020 11:43:51 -0400, Dave Smith

>> A friend of mine bought one last summer. I think it has pretty nice
>> lines. He loves it.
>
> I would never want to drive the Grand Tetons in a dwarf car,
>

True. There is that issue of range. My friend lives down here in Niagara
and went on a trip somewhere near North Bay. He made it to Huntsville
before he had to stop to charge up to make it the rest of the way, so he
had to sit there and wait for quite a while before he was back on the road.
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