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John Kuthe

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Dec 26, 2020, 10:27:51 PM12/26/20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMkrosLHIEs


John Kuthe...

Master Bruce

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Dec 26, 2020, 10:35:21 PM12/26/20
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On Sat, 26 Dec 2020 19:27:47 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
<johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMkrosLHIEs

I am WAY too intelligent to listen to someone who speaks and explains
that slowly!

John Kuthe

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Dec 26, 2020, 10:41:24 PM12/26/20
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Case in point! ;-)

What are you a Master of, Bruce?

John Kuthe...

Master Bruce

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Dec 26, 2020, 11:25:47 PM12/26/20
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On Sat, 26 Dec 2020 19:41:19 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
<johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Saturday, December 26, 2020 at 9:35:21 PM UTC-6, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2020 19:27:47 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>> <johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMkrosLHIEs
>>
>> I am WAY too intelligent to listen to someone who speaks and explains
>> that slowly!
>
>Case in point! ;-)

:)

>What are you a Master of, Bruce?

French Language and Literature.

Hank Rogers

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Dec 26, 2020, 11:26:12 PM12/26/20
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You don't know?


Cindy Hamilton

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Dec 27, 2020, 8:36:41 AM12/27/20
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I concur. If he posted links to "print" articles I probably would read
them. But videos are for mental midgets.

Cindy Hamilton

dsi1

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Dec 27, 2020, 2:11:28 PM12/27/20
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I'm soopa intelligent so I just put the playback speed on 2X! I'm betting that, this guy is fast enough for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMlHkWKDwM

Thomas

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Dec 27, 2020, 7:39:17 PM12/27/20
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Chess master. My claim to fame.

dsi1

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Dec 28, 2020, 12:45:39 PM12/28/20
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Chess, that would be my kryptonite.

Ed Pawlowski

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Dec 28, 2020, 2:37:55 PM12/28/20
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I've been trying to buy all the pieces needed for a chess set but I only
see Pawn shops around here.

Thomas

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Dec 29, 2020, 5:49:42 PM12/29/20
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Pawn shops may have knights in armor too.

Thomas

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Dec 29, 2020, 5:54:30 PM12/29/20
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I do not know how to play checkers. Mated gm Aurther Bisquier in the eighties, live tv. West side mall, Edwardsville Pa.

bruce bowser

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Dec 30, 2020, 8:22:24 AM12/30/20
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On Saturday, December 26, 2020 at 10:27:51 PM UTC-5, johnk...@gmail.com wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMkrosLHIEs

The Mexico and the US are the first and second fattest nations on earth:

"Mexico passed the United States as the most obese country in the world. The prevalence of overweight and obesity is 16.7% in preschool children, 26.2% in school children, and 30.9% in adolescents. For adults, the prevalence of overweight and obesity is 39.7 and 29.9%, respectively." -- Wikipedia

dsi1

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Dec 30, 2020, 1:39:48 PM12/30/20
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What is yoose - trying to be a comedian? You're succeeding. I'm stealing that one. Thanks.

dsi1

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Dec 30, 2020, 1:55:31 PM12/30/20
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Congrats on the win. The trouble with chess is that there's always going to be someone better than you.

Master Bruce

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Dec 30, 2020, 2:05:51 PM12/30/20
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"The Land of the Fat People", as the French call the US.

John Kuthe

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Dec 30, 2020, 5:57:06 PM12/30/20
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Like in life! :-)

John Kuthe...

dsi1

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Dec 31, 2020, 4:35:37 AM12/31/20
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On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 9:37:55 AM UTC-10, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
My wife told me that one of our cats did something unusual the other day. She put some food in his bowl. He pushes it over to the litter box and pushes some litter and cat poo into his food. When she relayed that to me I said that famous Milton Berle line, "Everyone's a Critic."
True story - except that I didn't say that funny line and beats me if Milton Berle ever said it.

Master Bruce

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Dec 31, 2020, 5:05:52 AM12/31/20
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<Jackson Galaxy>
Your cat's unhappy.
</Jackson Galaxy>

dsi1

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Dec 31, 2020, 2:51:27 PM12/31/20
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Two things:
1) I don't think that cats have human emotions.
2) I don't care if my cat's unhappy. Who the heck is happy these days?

Master Bruce

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Dec 31, 2020, 3:21:46 PM12/31/20
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On Thu, 31 Dec 2020 11:51:22 -0800 (PST), dsi1
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Of course cats can be happy and unhappy. All animals can. Another sign
of an unhappy cat is sleeping or sitting in the litter box.
.

Hank Rogers

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Dec 31, 2020, 3:48:56 PM12/31/20
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It sounds more like druce's cat.


dsi1

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Dec 31, 2020, 5:42:09 PM12/31/20
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My guess is that the cat is more resentful than unhappy. If I see the cats sleeping in the litter box, there will be problems.

John Kuthe

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Dec 31, 2020, 5:44:09 PM12/31/20
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Cats tend NOT to sleep in litter boxes but on the sofa or bed!

John Kuthe...

Nous Groupe

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Dec 31, 2020, 6:09:54 PM12/31/20
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On 12/31/2020 2:44 PM, John Kuthe wrote:

> Cats tend

Nobody cares, you idiot. STFU and leave. You serve no useful
purpose here. Fuck off.

songbird

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Dec 31, 2020, 9:19:41 PM12/31/20
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dsi1 wrote:
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> My guess is that the cat is more resentful than unhappy. If I see the cats sleeping in the litter box, there will be problems.

i've never seen that happen nor have i heard of this before now.

i'm not around kitties very often, but when i am they tend to like
me. yesterday i was at a place borrowing their phone and their kitty
came up to me and we said hello and got to know each other and then
the kitty got the zooms and that was funny as i was trying to also
get something done on the phone and get out of there ASAP.


songbird

John Kuthe

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Dec 31, 2020, 9:29:33 PM12/31/20
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You are EVIL! :-(

John Kuthe...

Alex

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Jan 1, 2021, 12:45:51 AM1/1/21
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Maybe you can get a job herding cats.

Alex

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Jan 1, 2021, 12:46:34 AM1/1/21
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Liars are EVIL, John.

Ophelia

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Jan 1, 2021, 5:23:09 AM1/1/21
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"songbird" wrote in message news:e1d2ch-...@anthive.com...
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The zooms?

Master Bruce

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Jan 1, 2021, 5:31:37 AM1/1/21
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On Fri, 1 Jan 2021 10:23:02 -0000, "Ophelia" <oph...@elsinore.me.uk>
wrote:
Maybe when the kitty had to zoom to the toilet?

Cindy Hamilton

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Jan 1, 2021, 6:26:10 AM1/1/21
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It's where the cat, for no apparent reason, starts running around the
house like a maniac. If it's a Siamese, they also howl.

Cindy Hamilton

Ophelia

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Jan 1, 2021, 6:47:00 AM1/1/21
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LOL I guess we will find out soon:)


Ophelia

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Jan 1, 2021, 6:47:41 AM1/1/21
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"Cindy Hamilton" wrote in message
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Thank you.

Gary

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Jan 1, 2021, 9:07:32 AM1/1/21
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dsi1 wrote:
> Two things:
> 1) I don't think that cats have human emotions.

Maybe not human emotions but they certainly have emotions.

> 2) I don't care if my cat's unhappy. Who the heck is happy these days?

I'm happy these days. Why aren't you?



Gary

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Jan 1, 2021, 9:10:59 AM1/1/21
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Alex wrote:
> Maybe you can get a job herding cats.

Remember that old Super Bowl commercial about cowboys herding cats? Just
like an old cattle drive but with cats. Too funny. I never did know what
they were advertising.


jmcquown

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Jan 1, 2021, 10:03:14 AM1/1/21
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EDS. Electronic Data Solutions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTwJzTsb2QQ

Jill

jmcquown

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Jan 1, 2021, 10:06:49 AM1/1/21
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On 1/1/2021 9:07 AM, Gary wrote:
> dsi1 wrote:
>> Two things:
>> 1) I don't think that cats have human emotions.
>
> Maybe not human emotions but they certainly have emotions.
>
They certainly do.

>> 2) I don't care if my cat's unhappy. Who the heck is happy these days?
>
> I'm happy these days. Why aren't you?
>
I'm happy. :) I find it disturbing he doesn't care if his cat is unhappy.

Jill

Dave Smith

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Jan 1, 2021, 10:31:46 AM1/1/21
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Herding cats was the way I thought of my wife's attempts to organize
family gatherings.

Mike Duffy

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Jan 1, 2021, 10:52:34 AM1/1/21
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On Fri, 01 Jan 2021 03:26:05 -0800, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> It's where the cat, for no apparent reason, starts running around

What about when a cat or two all of a sudden direct their attention
towards something which *you* cannot see, floating around in the room.

They track it with their gaze until it passes through the wall to exit,
and then the cats look at us as for cues, exactly as they do when
confronted with things of human origin they do not comprehend.

Dogs can see those things as well, and will always bark. But whatever
they are, they seem to not like loud noises, and you will notice that it
happens more with cats than with dogs.

dsi1

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Jan 1, 2021, 1:47:08 PM1/1/21
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You're right about cat's not having human emotions, we're both right.

"I'm Happy These Days. Why Aren't You?" would probably make a pretty good bumper sticker.

Master Bruce

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Jan 1, 2021, 1:52:37 PM1/1/21
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We must have a closet Siamese.

dsi1

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Jan 1, 2021, 1:58:48 PM1/1/21
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I've never seen that happen either. Rumor has it that they'll do that if they're not "happy." They have a debilitating case of pussy depression. It probably means they've been through some sort of major catty-stropic event in their life. Perhaps they've lost a loved one. If it was a cat, the simplest solution is to get another kitty. Perhaps they've lost a toy behind the sofa. Get your cat another toy and fix him his favorite dish. If that doesn't get him out his funk, seek professional help. That would be for yourself - not your cat.

Ophelia

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Jan 1, 2021, 2:18:36 PM1/1/21
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"Mike Duffy" wrote in message news:rsngfs$2i3$2...@dont-email.me...
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My dog does that:)))))

dsi1

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Jan 1, 2021, 2:28:46 PM1/1/21
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The dachshund we had when we were kids used to do that. After a bath, he'd run throughout the house like crazy. It was quite a spectacle. My guess is that getting wet triggered some kind of ancient reflex response in his widdle brain-pan.

GM

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Jan 1, 2021, 2:46:11 PM1/1/21
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It is a certified *fact*, Mike, that cats and dogs can see ghosts and other unearthly things which we humans cannot...

--
Best
Greg


Hank Rogers

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Jan 1, 2021, 3:05:45 PM1/1/21
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Stop lifting that cat up by the tail to smell it's ass, gruce, and
it won't get the zooms any more.

Damn if yoose ain't worse than Popeye!





Thomas

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Jan 1, 2021, 3:13:38 PM1/1/21
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On Wednesday, December 30, 2020 at 1:55:31 PM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
> On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 12:54:30 PM UTC-10, Thomas wrote:
> > On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 12:45:39 PM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
> > > On Sunday, December 27, 2020 at 2:39:17 PM UTC-10, Thomas wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, December 27, 2020 at 2:11:28 PM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, December 26, 2020 at 5:35:21 PM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > On Sat, 26 Dec 2020 19:27:47 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> > > > > > <johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMkrosLHIEs
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am WAY too intelligent to listen to someone who speaks and explains
> > > > > > that slowly!
> > > > > I'm soopa intelligent so I just put the playback speed on 2X! I'm betting that, this guy is fast enough for you.
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMlHkWKDwM
> > > > Chess master. My claim to fame.
> > > Chess, that would be my kryptonite.
> > I do not know how to play checkers. Mated gm Aurther Bisquier in the eighties, live tv. West side mall, Edwardsville Pa.
> Congrats on the win. The trouble with chess is that there's always going to be someone better than you.
Never claimed best, just pretty good. Watch Queens Gambit on Netflix. Good series. Really good.

Ed Pawlowski

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Jan 1, 2021, 3:19:09 PM1/1/21
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On 1/1/2021 1:58 PM, dsi1 wrote:

>
> I've never seen that happen either. Rumor has it that they'll do that if they're not "happy." They have a debilitating case of pussy depression.

Many men, both married and single, have gone through that. Various
reasons, sometimes even self inflicted by their own behavior. Any
suggestions for a cure?

dsi1

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Jan 1, 2021, 3:40:34 PM1/1/21
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As a long time married guy, I know the rules for how it all works. I'm not going to share the rules because that would be a totally futile gesture of enormous scope and depth.

dsi1

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Jan 1, 2021, 3:42:42 PM1/1/21
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I have watched that. I've just not finished it yet. Thanks.

Ophelia

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"dsi1" wrote in message
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LOL awwwwwwwwwww:))))


Hank Rogers

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Jan 1, 2021, 5:50:23 PM1/1/21
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Castration.

Hank Rogers

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Jan 1, 2021, 5:58:43 PM1/1/21
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The only cure is head down to a mexican border town.

Yoose can buy ladies with enormous squirting pussies. Popeye done
it. Everyone can get these old whores. Some only have tiny C cup
titties though.





Ed Pawlowski

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Jan 1, 2021, 6:37:31 PM1/1/21
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I wonder if Amazon would sell a DIY kit.

dsi1

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Jan 1, 2021, 7:02:12 PM1/1/21
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I have a theory that one could do that to himself by using rubber bands. You just cut off the blood circulation until your Johnson falls off. I'm hoping that someone like Hank will test it to see if it works.

Hank Rogers

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Jan 1, 2021, 11:57:06 PM1/1/21
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You can buy those rubber bands, and the installation tool at any
farm supply or coop store.

I don't think they would fit on asian's balls though. Unless they
make a small size for rabbits, etc.







Alex

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Jan 2, 2021, 12:01:54 AM1/2/21
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Probably beer.

Alex

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Jan 2, 2021, 12:03:20 AM1/2/21
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Or that.

Sin Fonia

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Jan 2, 2021, 3:54:43 PM1/2/21
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On 12/31/2020 6:29 PM, John Kuthe wrote:

> On Thursday, December 31, 2020 at 5:09:54 PM UTC-6, Nous Groupe wrote:
>>
>> Nobody cares, you idiot. STFU and leave. You serve no useful
>> purpose here. Fuck off.
>
> You are

very much correct. Yes.

Leave now. Fuck off out of here and don't ever come back. You're
an attention-whoring idiot and need to get a life.

Leo

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Jan 3, 2021, 6:50:30 PM1/3/21
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On 2021 Jan 1, , dsi1 wrote
(in article<b560ec03-6108-40d2...@googlegroups.com>):

> I have a theory that one could do that to himself by using rubber bands. You
> just cut off the blood circulation until your Johnson falls off. I'm hoping
> that someone like Hank will test it to see if it works.

Your theory works! Buy them here.

<https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/producers-pride-castrating-bands-
pack-of-100-2221563>

The bands are cheap, but you need the tool for another ten bucks, and
they´re for the plums, not the Johnson. Your solution is viable and old-hat
to cattle ranchers at around 15 cents a pop plus labor.


Master Bruce

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Jan 3, 2021, 6:52:54 PM1/3/21
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On Fri, 1 Jan 2021 16:02:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
wrote:
I think he already tried it and it worked, which is why he's now so
focused on the other side.

dsi1

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Jan 3, 2021, 7:39:39 PM1/3/21
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I can't get on the page because the site conserves bandwidth by not allowing people from Hawaii access. That's okay, I've seen rubber bands before. My guess is that it would be pretty distressing to be around when the balls start dropping to the ground. Thanks.

dsi1

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Jan 3, 2021, 7:41:36 PM1/3/21
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You're wrong yet again. My probable is the exact opposite. Let me tell you, having a 7.5" Johnson is not all rainbows and lollies!

Master Bruce

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Jan 3, 2021, 7:55:45 PM1/3/21
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On Sun, 3 Jan 2021 16:41:32 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
But I was talking about Hank.

dsi1

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Jan 3, 2021, 8:27:37 PM1/3/21
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Well okay then. That makes sense then. Sorry!

Master Bruce

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Jan 3, 2021, 11:39:01 PM1/3/21
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On Sun, 3 Jan 2021 17:27:33 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
No worries.

Hank Rogers

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Jan 3, 2021, 11:59:47 PM1/3/21
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You guys still comparing and playing with your diks?

LOL you should invite Popeye.


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