So a normal chore for anyone else is a Nobel Prize - worthy event for you...
BTW is there "work" - aka a PAID JOB - in your future, or...???
In the old East Germany you would be up for their "Hero of Labor" award. In East Germany (and other communist nations) the joke was "We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us", which pretty much describes John Kuthe's present - day work "ethic":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero_of_Labour_(GDR)
"The title Hero of Labor (German: Held der Arbeit) was awarded by the German Democratic Republic. It was instituted on 19 April 1950 and was limited to 50 awards per year. A cash prize of up to 10,000 marks was linked to each award..."
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Best
Greg