> bruce I would have expected more from you.
Now THAT is funny!
I think we need to start a, "Book of Christkiller: Memorable Quotes".
Similar to the Book of Saukrates (Jerry Sauk of AFFF)
The Book of Saukrates - Version .9999672
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Kook of The month: June 2013
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Nothing you're about to see has been taken out of context.
Introduction posted to alt.tv.simpsons by his adopted brother:
"I love my brother but he's fat, stupid, works (occasionally) in a
restaurant, is 28 and just moved back home into our basement."
TO BE SORTED:
Jerry posting a "Jenny Squire" to the Goth Fashion Group:
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How do goths get such pale skin? Do you take a lot of vitamin c
supplements or do you use some sort of makeup?
Jenny
OF COURSE THEY ARE CIVIL CASE'S.all Criminal case's are also civil
case's, what did you expect them to be, wild african jungle case's?
Religion claims that the pope wrote the bible, but the bible has been
around since the time of the first thanksging, when the PILGRIMS came here.
At LEAST that long, how could one "man" live that long? Hundreds of years?
AND STILL EXIST TODAY? That's the scam that was tried so hard to cover up
that modern technology FINALLY exposed.
ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY INVOLEMENT IN FAST-FOOD CULTURE? i'VE BEEN HAVING
FAST-FOOD FOR OVER 35 YEAR'S, AND BEEN PERSONALLY BUYING THE FOOD BY MY OWN
DECISION FOR OVER 30 YEAR'S. I'VE WALKED FOR MILE'S TO GET FAST-FOOD. I'VE
RIDDEN THE BUST FOR OVER AN HOUR TO GET FAST-FOOD. I GOT RID OF A CAR, AND
REPLACED IT WITH A NEW ONE, JUST SO I COULD USE THE FAST-FOOD DRIVE-THROUGH.
I'VE SPEND MULTIPLE THOUSAND'S OF DOLLAR'S THERE, AND AM KNOWN BY NAME AT
OVER 30 INDIVIDUAL RESTOUNANT'S. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT i RUN THE
WORLD'S MOST READ FAST-FOOD DISCUSSION FORUM. I HAVE PROVIDED SUGGESTION'S
TO CORPORATE TO EVERY MAJOR CHAIN. MANEY OF THEM HAVE BEEN USED. I HAVE
INCORPARATED THE FAST-FOOD LIFESDTYLE, TO EVERY PART OF MY PERSONAL CULTURE.
How DARE you question my loyolty?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Puh-leez Judge judy eats moron's like you up for breakfast
I'm not babbling Steve, I typing pure, 100% LOCIG.
Steve, I was always overweight. That's the point of
the disease, is overweightness
I have friend's at work, so I DON'T NEED FRIEND'S AT HOME. I don't have
TIME to sociolize outside of work.
I begin starving just by missing one SNACK per day.
And if you had a brain you would use GOOGLE just like the rest of us
intelelent pople.
So fucking what? I've saved at least $50 Dollar's in my checking account
for 20 year's, and I'm not rich!!
Try to stop pulling shit out of your ass and tryying to post it here as
intelegence.
Heavily processed foods means it tastes really delicios
Breaking the law is illegal
There's no PROOF that apple's are healthier then Fry's.
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are
always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
Wendys is havnig a drawing to win free hamburger's for a year. If you
win they give you a $260 Wendys gift card. Thats only a triple
cheeseburger ONCE A WEEK for a year!!! If I win free hamburgers for a
year I expect to be able to get all the free hamburger's I can eat in
a year not just ONCE A WEEEK! What a ripoff!!!!!!
Calorie's are Calorie's!!
You know what? I have no fucking clue.
Well I'm not admittring that I'm wrong... but if I DID admit it I was
wrong.
No, I'm not backpedaling at all, asshole. The new year's is celebrated
TWICE each year.
Well that's just perfectlyfine, becouse I'm NOT a troll. The reason
people are NOT ignoring me, is becouse they respect my knowledge and
experience.
Wrong steve, I can't believe your your aggreeing with me, becouse
YOUR FULL OF SHIT.
Jerry has deflected all accusations of virginity for years but finally
admits it:
Sqwertz> So you admit you're a *35* year old virgin.
Jerry> Id' admit that a million times over. I DO NOT LIE, STEVE.
But I'm not proud that I didn't waste my youth away in
college, I actually have a LIFE to live here you know, why waste my
time with education, which only leads to more WORK.
Lookly closely and reread what UI just worte. I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE
AN IDOIT...
And just what is wrong with looking like a uneducated moron? I never
claimed to be brilliant... my only field of expertise is, fast-food,
other then that, well the quolity of education I received is NOT
impressive. I never denied that.
The religion I follow is, there is no god, and if there is anything that I
need to treat as a god, it's ME becouse the only thing important to me, that
brings my life and sort of meaning, is increasing my own pleasure.
But far more important to myu life then any "religion" is my culture, and
teh culture I have chosen is fast-food culture. Since fast-food gives me
pleasure, going to taco bell every day is just me following my religious
beliefs.
I happened to graduated from those schools, moron.
Jerry borrows $100 off of his brother under the false pretences that he's
going to use the money for a health club membership:
ARE you kidding me? I worked out GREAT FOR me.. I got a hundred dollors! I
never said I would actually spent it on health-clubs. HE assumed that. And,
whenver he says when are you going to pay me back, All I have to do is say,
I don't have the money, which is almost always a true thing anyway. The
only thing he would do with that money is waste in on tuition, whih is a
waste because he's already smarter then 99.999% percent of the population.
Excuse me, but your the one maknig an idoit of yourself here, not me.
> it has been a well understood accepted fact that I am in chrage here in
> alt.food.fast.food for many years
> I wasn't critizing, I Was just pointing out his idoicy.
Becouse steve, as I already explained multiple Times, the Subway diet is the
only diet compatible with my unique metabolism. NOt all Diets are the same,
and some actually couse me to GAIN weight, but most do mothing at all.
The next time you are killfiled, you will not realize it, until, you look
back and say, "gee I haven't posted anything in over a week... I must've
been killfiled"
There are currently 53 people in my kill-file, Including me.
> God your a retard.
I at least are smart enough to read the RIGHT GROUP that matches my
interests.
Steve you moran, I never said I didn't know how to use google.
English is NOT my mother tongue, AMERICAN is. And in America, we have
alittle thing called freedom of speech, which gaurentee's myt right to talk
and spell any damn way I please.
Oh and steve, I was fat LOOOONG before I started eating fast food every day.
"Fast-food couses obesity" is a MYTH.
I was completely educated about Apostrophe's in the THIRD GRADE, where it
was tought to me that they are optional in word's ending in "s"
Your main issue is, your stubborness and inability to just drop a argument
oncew you lost it.
Becouse I made the mistake of thinking Intelegent people posted hear the
wouldv'e figured out it was obvious.
Meanwhile I'm cruising around town in my new car, eating great
food non-stop and enjoying life to the FULLEST.
but there's a LOT of complete idiot's on the Internet, and many of them eat
fast-food.
Jerry Sauk on Hygiene and Diet:
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I *AM* FAT, LAZY AND SLOVENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's
your point????
I eat more in week then you probably do in Two Months!!!!!!!!!!!!
because when I order food for four people it's actually just for one
person
All I have to do is not shower for a week and eat bean burritos the day
before. I'll knock out the whole crowd, in fact my brothers "banned" me from
eating bean burritos.
And you can't live on just Nacho's alone, you need other food like
Taco's and burritos.
I really don't think it's possible for me to get sick of Nacho's, I've
been eating them non-stop for the last 25 years.
I can eat three [foot-long Subway] sandwiches for one meal!
+chips/soda/cookies etc
Don't forget you have to wash/dry your hands also when your done washing the
dishes. I'm pretty sure they wash thier hands several times a day, even
though it's a waste of time/water.
Soda is not sugar water. It doesn't even half sugar in it at all, it's
corn syrop. And even if it WAS real sugar, then it's STILL not just
sugar because they add many multiple other flavar's to each different
soda, that's why they all taste different.
Jerry the Doktor:
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"What the hell?? I've noticed the same thing too. I don't know the
science or anything but when I have an entire pizza right before beditme I
often wake up absolutely starving."
The calorie's from soda do nothing to fill you up, and therefore don't
count to your daily calorie requirement.
Steve wrote: You don't have the balls.
Jerry responds: I don't have a need to.
But If your body isn't at 98 degrees, then your not alive.
If I was dead, i'd be the first to know.
Nobody drinks water.
Jerry Sauk on Intelligence:
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Of the billion's of people on the internet I can't believe I'm the
dumbest.
Damn your one stupid idoit.
That paragraph is unitellagible, so you need to improve your grammer
Your going tohave to learn some basic common sence and reading skiils if
this discussion is gonig to continue.
BTW I'm a high school graduate. Kiss my ass. [Editors Note: Jerry did
indeed graduate from Green Bay East High School]
That's funny. STEVE callled me stupid all the time. A amazing
coincidence? I THINK NOT.
That's why everyone is always mean to me. It's because they envy me.
JUST HOW STUPID DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM, STEVE. It never amazes me how
retarted you people are.
Please learn to tell the difference between realty and your imagination.
Jerry defending his Spelling: Jim Asked: Why would your "speller
checker" have flagged awkward and not have flagged "approptirate"
or "majar" ? Jerry Responds: Because I didn't CHECk those words. I only
checked awkward because I hadno idea how to spell it.
You've been saying a lot fo dumb things lately.
It's not cucumbers, it's relish. Once it's made into a condiment, it's
not considered a "veggie" anymore.
Philosophy by Saukrates, and other pearls of assorted wisdom.
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I LOVE fast food steve. If you insult it, your insulting me.
Fast-Food IS real food, that's why it's called FOOD Ewvery damn culture on
the planet involves food, well, fast- food is a part of my personal culture
and is therefore a huge part of my life.
I'm the most humble person on theis damn group,
You know, you don't have to eat the burger end-to-end. Once I get just a
little past half-way I turn the burger and switch to corner-to-corner so I
can specifically avoid that problem. And I end up with meatless bun less
then the size of a dime, which I can easily eat or cheaper to throw out.
[Jerry getting frustrated when nobody responds to his Usenet posts]
"why is nobody responding? I pay more than $20 a month for this, plus 5 for
supernews!"
I'll only admit I'm wrong if I actually AM wrong, which is rare.
I reserve the right to discuss fast-food in this group free of prejudice
harassment.
Somtimes the troll's here are so quick to point out your an idiot, even when
their the ones making the mistake's in the first place. I've
learned to ignore it.
SO WHAT'S WITH THE UNPROVOKED HOSTILITY???
Those are what I said they are.. chicken SANDWICHES, which I do
occaisionally eat because they don'th ave bones in them, and are thus
much easier to eat. And they taste better then real chicken anyway.
And also I'm sick of the extremely unprofessional behavior by the
teen-age night crew at Subway... it has come to my attention that they
have given me a nickname and I accidently overheard it. This is
unnacceptable, how can they be so unprofessional to the people who are
providing them with the money for their paycheck? [Editors Note: My
sources at Subway have informed me that that nickname was "Batman" since
Jerry dresses like a goth - probably paints his face white, too]
[On the TAco Hell Drive-Through:] They said that there was too much
fumes coming from my car and it was gassing out the employee's in the
windows, and they said customers sometimes complained. They also said
the engine was too loud and they could never hear my order or the person in
front of me's. Due to modern technology, they should be able to solve this
problem with some sort of inexpensive noise filter. I told them to go to
hell and I was never coming back. My Taco Bell consumption will definitely
decrease, whenever I DO go it will always be to another location.
when you live with your parents you need to have a place of your own
away from home. For me it's my car. Only thing that sucks about it is
It's VERY difficult to drive whenever it's raining, for some reason
whenever it rains once the car starts moving I can't stop it, because if I
stop the engine dies and it won't restart until the next day. So I have to
alter my directions to busy stoplights, and go thru stopsigns real slow
hopefully no traffic is coming. I had a big problem last year when th
eproblem first started, I thought I could make it thru the drive-thru at
Taco Bell by hitting the brakes and the gas at the same time, but there was
too much traffic there that I messed up and it stalled right by the order
box. (the drive through has curbs so all the traffic was stuck) This was the
same Taco Bell that I currently boycott. Anyway I couldn't get it started
because of the rain, so three Taco Bell guys had to come out and push my car
away in the rain. When they pushed me passed the window, I hit the brakes to
stop and get my food, and the three guys got really mad and said some less
then proffessional remarks to me. This was the first day I knew the manager
there on a first-name-basis.
And it's kinda fun to argue with Steve sometimes because he's so slow,
and I admit he's one of the few people on the Internet that I can always
gauranteed win an arguement with.
Jerry on Employment:
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I'm sure I've had more jobs in the last five years then you've had in
your entire life!
Jerry the Lawyer:
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Taco Bell is Public Property. Otehrwise they wouldd have no trepassing
signs.
Uhhh.... private companies can own and operate public property...
NAD FOR THE THIRD TIME, I was not banned from Taco Bell, I BOYCOTTED
that one store because I was "banned" from the drive-thru.
Lifestyle, Jerry-style:
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I am VERY happy with my drive-thru lifstyle. But there is NO lifestyle, and
you know it, that doesn't have it's annoyance's.
I don't need a airplane to see the world. There are Mcdonald's ALL OVER THE
WORLD, so whenever I enter a mcdonalds, and they are all the same, I am
seeing the entire world.
Fast-food is a majar part of my lifestyle/culture and I'm happy with it,
because it's delicious. Being fat has nothing to do with it, there's a lot
of people who eat tons of fast-food and isn't fat.
Tavo Bell is a majar part of my daily personal culture, so of course
when there's a change to it unjustly, and people are affected, it
results in at least SOME part of suffering.
Get a life. Fast-food places are fascinating cultural centers.
Taco Bell is also pretty consistent, their usually always high-quality
It's just proof that it's exceptible for some culture's to throw
fast-food bags in the back seat and dispose of them all at once.
[Jerry on washing dishes:] It takes me 0.5 seconds to toss my used taco bell
bag into the back seat.
Jerry, King of the Drive-Thru
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the family should have actually gone INSIDE the store and let single
people like me have exclusive use of the drive-thru.
Jerry on Relationships:
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I wrote: I care about you, Jerry.
Jerry responds: Are drinking tonight?????????????????????????????
a few years back, when I had my own place, I came over for thanksgiving and
brought pizza, well when they saw it they thought it was for everyone and to
make a long story short there was a big fight..
[OP:] You have no idea what you are missing out on by refusing to leave your
car. [Jerry Response:] Sure I do. Screaming kids, abusive fast-food workers,
dirty tables, standing in line, having to use manners, the list goes on and
on.
That does it. One more insult, and your going back to my killfile.
Consider yourself warned.
Every family has thier own tradtiond, but the basics are FOOD..... ..
and LOTS OF IT.
How can you POSSIBLE brag to have as much success with human females as you
do yet still have the time to waste your time on crap like this
[referring to the Book of Saukisms].
[Referring to his dining alone because otherwise he'd have to use
"manners"] Be honest, Paco, tell me that you never farted while eating
alone. And let me guess... it didn't stink of course.
Unsorted quotes:
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Fast-food is DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS
I'm taking my car less and less becuase it's current top speed is about 30
MPH