Do it "Dog Day Afternoon" - style...
Maybe we could get Master involved in the farrago, she's into "sex changes"
as of late, it seems:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_Day_Afternoon
"Sonny demands a vehicle to drive himself and Sal to the airport so they can
board a jet. He also demands pizzas to be brought for the hostages, and for
his wife to be brought to the bank. Sonny's partner, Leon Shermer, arrives
and reveals that the robbery was intended to pay for Leon's sex reassignment
surgery, and divulges that Sonny has children with his estranged wife, Angie...
After more than fourteen hours of holding the hostages, Naturile was killed,
and Wojtowicz was arrested at Kennedy Airport...
Wojtowicz told Judge Anthony J. Travia that the motive for the robbery was to
pay for a sexual reassignment surgery for Eden. Shortly after a suicide attempt
in 1971, Eden expressed to Father Gennaro Aurichio the desire to marry
Wojtowicz. Aurichio recalled Eden told him, "I'm all mixed up. I want to be a girl.
I have to marry the boy I introduced you to. If I don't, I'll be more successful
next time." Aurichio, who counseled Eden, agreed to perform a ceremony. He
told Eden that he would "perform a blessing" but that he was unable and
unwilling to "perform a homosexual marriage". Aurichio was subsequently
defrocked..."
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