Another one of Steve's Famous PIzzas!

[Sqwertz]

I've named this one Reuben.

Home made pastrami, home made sauerkraut, home made Russian/TI
dressing, home made 3-day cold ferment dough w/crushed caraway
seeds, and store-bought Swiss cheese.

https://i.postimg.cc/vHL4JGdL/Reuben-Pizza.jpg

-sw

[Bruce]

On Thu, 23 Jul 2020 22:59:51 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>
wrote:

Uhm... really...? I think I'd like the dough though (no pun).

[Hank Rogers]

No dead cow for yoose Gruce?

[Snag]

I don't know how you can call that "pizza" . It's a baked open-face
Reuben , bearing only a passing resemblance to a true pizza .
--
Snag
Illegitimi non
carborundum

[Sheldon Martin]

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 07:24:35 -0500, Snag <Snag...@msn.com> wrote:

>On 7/23/2020 10:59 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> I've named this one Reuben.
>>
>> Home made pastrami, home made sauerkraut, home made Russian/TI
>> dressing, home made 3-day cold ferment dough w/crushed caraway
>> seeds, and store-bought Swiss cheese.
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/vHL4JGdL/Reuben-Pizza.jpg
>>
>> -sw
>
>I don't know how you can call that "pizza". It's a baked open-face

>Reuben, bearing only a passing resemblance to a true pizza.

I think that looks pretty good, I'd eat it. There is no such thing
as "true pizza". These days there are so many versions of what's
called pizza there should be a Pizza Encyclopedia. The worst by far
has to be Ukelele Pizza, SPAM and pineapple seems weird.... I don't
even want a normal ham and Swiss hero with pineapple. I'm not a big
fan of pineapple anyway unless in a Hoboken.

[Hank Rogers]

Yoose sure liked eating all those navy pineapples!

[Snag]

I didn't say I wouldn't eat it , I just said it ain't pizza . I happen
to like a good Reuben ... but I doubt that mess would qualify . And I'm
no fan of the ham/Canadian bacon and pineapple "pizza" either . Haven't
had Spam in probably 50 years and I don't intend to any time soon .

[Bruce]

A real meat eater doesn't stop at a bit of gristle. Nothing like a bit
of carcass in the old carcass.

[Pamela]

Amen to that.

[Bruce]

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 21:02:44 +0100, Pamela <pamela...@gmail.com>
wrote:

It's a meat and fat overdose on a cheese swamp. RFC must love it.

[Hank Rogers]

< *SNIFF* >

[Hank Rogers]

Only the deplorable americans.

[Sqwertz]

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 07:24:35 -0500, Snag wrote:

> On 7/23/2020 10:59 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> I've named this one Reuben.
>>
>> Home made pastrami, home made sauerkraut, home made Russian/TI
>> dressing, home made 3-day cold ferment dough w/crushed caraway
>> seeds, and store-bought Swiss cheese.
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/vHL4JGdL/Reuben-Pizza.jpg
>

> I don't know how you can call that "pizza" . It's a baked open-face
> Reuben , bearing only a passing resemblance to a true pizza .

Oh, blow it out your ass.

I thought for sure when I saw the tit;la that this would be yet a
post from beloved Gregory.

Taste of Home: 4.5 Stars in 21 reviews.
https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/reuben-pizza/

All recipes, 4.5 stars out of 122 reviews.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/58480/reuben-pizza/

Epicurious - 93% "Would make it again:
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/reuben-pizza-50

And a hundred other references all vastly favorible.
https://www.google.com/search?q=reuben+pizza

And you're just an inbred backwoods hillbilly in Alabama (do you
even have electricity yet?) with no taste, no inspiration, no teeth,
no job, and a wife who works at Malwort.

-sw

[Sqwertz]

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:08:32 -0500, Snag wrote:

> I didn't say I wouldn't eat it ....

Yes, you did, you backpedaling POS. You changed the subject to:

"Another one of Steve's Inedible Concoctions"

I think that qualifies as not wanting to eat it. That's pretty sad
when even *Sheldon* won't back you up on sqwertz flame. Heh. But I'm
sure Bruce is in here someplace to keep you company in your misery.

-sw

[Bruce]

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 16:44:03 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>
wrote:

<spit>

[Snag]

Do I have to own a gun to be a "Real Deplorable" ? Does it have to be
an"assault* rifle" ? Or will my Grandpappy's thutty-thutty do ?
<*I'm using that term in the liberal meaning , that is , any
semi-automatic rifle that "looks scary" .>

[Snag]

It's called "poetic license" , stupid . Also called "yanking
Squirts's chain" . Success is sweet !

[Bruce]

Most Americans aren't truly deplorable, as will be proven in November,
unless Trump starts a (cold) war with China to get that "rally behind
the flag" thing happening that once also assured Bush' re-election.

> Do I have to own a gun to be a "Real Deplorable" ? Does it have to be
> an"assault* rifle" ? Or will my Grandpappy's thutty-thutty do ?
> <*I'm using that term in the liberal meaning , that is , any
> semi-automatic rifle that "looks scary" .>

You only have to keep up the <spit>

[Bruce]

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 16:51:17 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>
wrote:

Don't worry, I tend to give you a break. Angry man will be angry.

[Snag]

Not inbred , don't live in Alabama , and we've had electricity for at
least 5 years now . And you need to learn the difference between a
hillbilly and a country boy .


with no taste,

That's a matter of opinion , and yours doesn't count


no inspiration,

I'm inspired enough to yank your chain any chance I get .


no teeth,

Well , ya got me there . Mine are in a container in the bathroom .

> no job, and a wife who works at Malwort.

Wrong again , I'm retired and my wife is retired now too .
>
> -sw
>

BTW , when I retired I was considered one of the top 3 Master Cabinet
Makers in Memphis Tn . Some of my pieces cost over $30,000 , I
specialized in radius work and high end reception desks . I've moved
over to metalworking as a hobby now , have a complete machine shop out
in my yard .

[Alex]

Horseradish?

[Bruce]

And smoked jalapenos, 3 cheeses and 3 dead animals.

[Hank Rogers]

< *SNIFF* >

[Hank Rogers]

Followed by the < *SNIFF* >

[Hank Rogers]

It'll generate a nice odor for you Fruce.

[Sqwertz]

Oh, that's right. Arkansas. Even worse!

-sw

[Sqwertz]

On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 17:04:13 -0500, Snag wrote:

> On 7/24/2020 4:51 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:08:32 -0500, Snag wrote:
>>
>>> I didn't say I wouldn't eat it ....
>>
>> Yes, you did, you backpedaling POS. You changed the subject to:
>>
>> "Another one of Steve's Inedible Concoctions"
>>
>> I think that qualifies as not wanting to eat it. That's pretty sad
>> when even *Sheldon* won't back you up on sqwertz flame. Heh. But I'm
>> sure Bruce is in here someplace to keep you company in your misery.
>

> It's called "poetic license" , stupid . Also called "yanking
> Squirts's chain" . Success is sweet !

More back pedaling. "Poetic License" doesn't apply here - I don't
think you know what it means.

Your genuine angst was pretty obvious. So this "I meant to that"
<PeeWee Herman> act doesn't work on anybody here except maybe John
'ChristKiller' Smith.

-sw

[Sqwertz]

There's fresh horseradish in the dressing/sauce this time - that
and paprika turn TI dressing into Russian. I'm out of the
horseradish sauerkraut. This new batch is without horseradish. The
next batch I have brewing now is Thai bird pepper, garlic, and
ginger. Be at least another week for that one.

-sw

[Leo]

On 2020 Jul 24, , Snag wrote
(in article <rfflml$7pi$1...@dont-email.me>):

> Do I have to own a gun to be a "Real Deplorable" ? Does it have to be
> an"assault* rifle" ? Or will my Grandpappy's thutty-thutty do ?
> <*I'm using that term in the liberal meaning , that is , any
> semi-automatic rifle that "looks scary" .>

I’m guessing an old Winchester Model 94? Most people don’t know the
difference between lever-action, pump, semi-auto and full-auto and the
ramifications of having full-auto. The last time I remember full-auto being
used in the U.S for a crime was here. The police were totally outgunned.

<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout>

Remember 23 years ago? All the full-auto crap one sees on TV crime-dramas are
just that, crap. At least as of today.

leo

[Sheldon Martin]

On Sat, 25 Jul 2020 00:58:20 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>

Probably related to the Clintoons. LOL

[Sqwertz]

>>> even have electricity yet?) with no taste, no inspiration, no teeth,

>>> no job, and a wife who works at Malwort.
>>
>>

>> Not inbred , don't live in Alabama
>
> Oh, that's right. Arkansas. Even worse!

BTW: I totally guessed on the "No Teeth" attribute. Bullseye!

-sw

[Ophelia]

"Snag" wrote in message news:rffbje$960$1...@dont-email.me...

Snag

======

As it happens D. loves Spam:) He had it a lot in the military and I
learned to like it too:)

I think you will know what kind of pizza he loves too LOL Yes, it is
all I ever make:))

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Saturday, July 25, 2020 at 1:41:48 AM UTC-5, Leo wrote:
>
> I’m guessing an old Winchester Model 94? Most people don’t know the
> difference between lever-action, pump, semi-auto and full-auto and the
> ramifications of having full-auto. The last time I remember full-auto being
> used in the U.S for a crime was here. The police were totally outgunned.
>
> <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout>
>

> leo
>
I remember that and they were broadcasting live.

[Jean B.]

Sqwertz wrote:
> I've named this one Reuben.
>
> Home made pastrami, home made sauerkraut, home made Russian/TI
> dressing, home made 3-day cold ferment dough w/crushed caraway
> seeds, and store-bought Swiss cheese.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/vHL4JGdL/Reuben-Pizza.jpg
>
> -sw
>

Yum! I think I'd try including some rye flour in the dough.

[Pamela]

Heh!

[Pamela]

Why is he always so angry?

[Bruce]

On Sat, 25 Jul 2020 21:30:50 +0100, Pamela <pamela...@gmail.com>
wrote:

He drinks a lot of pickle juice.

[Hank Rogers]

Spread your fat legs Ophy, and some bloke will come along

[cshenk]

Sqwertz wrote:

> I've named this one Reuben.
>
> Home made pastrami, home made sauerkraut, home made Russian/TI
> dressing, home made 3-day cold ferment dough w/crushed caraway
> seeds, and store-bought Swiss cheese.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/vHL4JGdL/Reuben-Pizza.jpg
>
> -sw

Looks good! Not sure I get the Russian dressing for flavor there but
it's hidden under the cheese. The ones that I am familiar with are
quite sweet but that's kraft etc. bottled. TI dressing?

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Saturday, July 25, 2020 at 6:02:02 PM UTC-5, cshenk wrote:
>
> TI dressing?
>
Thousand Island dressing.

[Alex]

Alabama/Arkansas - same thing.  Add Mississippi, too.

[notbob]

On 2020-07-25, cshenk <csh...@cox.net> wrote:

TI dressing?

I wondered about that, too. ;)

nb

[Sqwertz]

That's funny considering that nb is the Queen of abbreviating and
mangling words in Usenet posts just to be cute.

I'll let somebody else field this one in the name of Audience
Participation.

-sw

[Cindy Hamilton]

Wasn't it already answered? Thousand Island.

Cindy Hamilton

[Bruce]

Precious Steve has half the newsgroup killfiled.

[Hank Rogers]

Fortunately, he never bitches about you, or your charge, kuth in da
loo.

Otherwise, you would be forced to do a dutch attack. When the dutch
pull their fingers out of asses ... even EJ hutton listens.