Do you remember back when poor master got his/her nose stuck in
officer dave smith's anus? Maybe crafty old dave baited his ass
hole with fresh superglue?
Poor master couldn't get his schnoz out dave's flatulent ass,
and had to make all those officer dave forgeries. Went on for
several months I think. A classic ass sniffer's psychotic
break. Thank god master druce didn't suffocate, but he did
loose a good pair of wooden shoes.
I actually felt a little bit sorry for poor master, but it was
so very slight as to be negligible. Glad to see he survived and
is back up sniffing.