Re: My Buffy has gone

[cshenk]

On 6/28/2020 10:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> I am heartbroken. I've always kept Buffy indoors, but with the way she
> looks out the window, I thought I'd treat her to being in my back yard.
> At first, everything was fine. Buffy hesitantly walked to about the
> middle of the yard and sat down. She looked back at me and I smiled
> lovingly. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge bird came swooping into my
> yard and grabbed Buffy. I could hear Buffy howling in agony as they flew
> away. I learned later from a neighbor that it was a white-tailed hawk.
> The thought of Buffy being ripped to pieces has been too much for me to
> handle. I am in a state of shock and will be grieving.


So sorry for your loss, Jill. My cousin had a similar experience in
Wyoming. In that instance an eagle grabbed her little Maltese. It was a
bloody horror I heard. My thoughts are with you.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

WHAT?!?!? That's terrible, simply terrible. That must have been a very
large hawk to swoop in and carry off an adult cat.

[Bruce]

What is this site?
<http://www.catbanter.com/showthread.php?p=828252>

[Sheldon Martin]

>On 6/28/2020 jmcquown wrote:
>> I am heartbroken. I've always kept Buffy indoors, but with the way she
>> looks out the window, I thought I'd treat her to being in my back yard.
>> At first, everything was fine. Buffy hesitantly walked to about the
>> middle of the yard and sat down. She looked back at me and I smiled
>> lovingly. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge bird came swooping into my
>> yard and grabbed Buffy. I could hear Buffy howling in agony as they flew
>> away. I learned later from a neighbor that it was a white-tailed hawk.
>> The thought of Buffy being ripped to pieces has been too much for me to
>> handle. I am in a state of shock and will be grieving.

WTF would you let a house cat out... too much cheapo box wine...
You should be ashamed to even post such... there is no excuse for such
abject ignorance. Disgusting! Go crawl into a hole and STFU for at
least 20 years. I feel sick for Buffy, not for you.

[Bruce]

On Sat, 04 Jul 2020 15:02:08 -0400, Sheldon Martin <penm...@aol.com>
wrote:

Do you also feel sick for Greg Sorrow?

[Hank Rogers]

Rave on yoose old homo sailor!

[Hank Rogers]

Did a hawk get him too Pruce?

[GM]

The post is a forgery, Joan, it was recently posted on "CatBanter" and Jill mentioned it here recently. I am in *no* way involved in this particular kerfuffle...I dislike Jill - or at least her online persona - enough to annoy her ocassionally (the silly "Aunt Jemima Cookie Jar" thread), but I would not post something re: the loss of a pet unless I *really* loathed them, and Jill does not fall into that category. Anyways, the forged post is pretty lame, Jill has stated repeatedly over many years here that her cats absolutely *never* go outside...she is a very responsible pet owner, all here know that. And the forged post's style is an immediate tip - off, that is not the kind of syntax Jill would use...

--
Best
Greg

[jmcquown]

It's a forged post. Buffy is just fine, thanks. :) It's that same
stupid troll (Morrow) who keeps forging posts. The same asswipe who
claimed my cat Persia knocked over and broke a "precious" Aunt Jemima
cookie jar, which is something my mother never owned. Get a life,
asswipe! Or better yet, catch a case of Covid-19 and disappear.

Jill

[GM]

Hank Rogers wrote:

> Bruce wrote:

> > Do you also feel sick for Greg Sorrow?
> >
>
> Did a hawk get him too Pruce?

No one would mourn if some beast carried off Bwuthie...'cept maybe you, Hank...and he will prolly croak anyways of a "fume overdose", lol...or by his own hand if his olfactory powers ever conk out...his ashes can be put into a wooden shoe and then the shoe shoved into some dutch dyke...

;-)

--
Best
Greg

[jmcquown]

Oh fer cryin' out loud! Learn how to read headers. I didn't write
that. I have never, EVER let my cats outside. Your pal, Greg Morrow is
the culprit. Buffy is alive and well and napping on her crackle sack
behind me as I write this. He posted it to a cat ng, too, but those
folks were smart enough not to fall for it.

Jill

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Saturday, July 4, 2020 at 2:52:37 PM UTC-5, GM wrote:

>
> itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>
> > WHAT?!?!? That's terrible, simply terrible. That must have been a very
> > large hawk to swoop in and carry off an adult cat.
>
>
> The post is a forgery, Joan, it was recently posted on "CatBanter" and Jill mentioned it here recently. I am in *no* way involved in this particular kerfuffle...I dislike Jill - or at least her online persona - enough to annoy her ocassionally (the silly "Aunt Jemima Cookie Jar" thread), but I would not post something re: the loss of a pet unless I *really* loathed them, and Jill does not fall into that category. Anyways, the forged post is pretty lame, Jill has stated repeatedly over many years here that her cats absolutely *never* go outside...she is a very responsible pet owner, all here know that. And the forged post's style is an immediate tip - off, that is not the kind of syntax Jill would use...
>
> --
> Best
> Greg
>

Ooooooooooooh ok. Thanks so much for the correction. I could not imagine
seeing a pet of mine being whisked away by a bird of prey.

Pretty lame and sick for a person to post this garbage.

[Dave Smith]

I had to wonder about the responses. I looked at the date and checked
back, sorted by subject and there was no original post by you. Knowing
that there are some pathetic losers forging posts here it was pretty
clear that you had not posted it.

[GM]

And I was never aware of a "Cat Banter" froup until 'someone' just posted the link upthread...

Anyways, it is a very unskilled forgery, Jill posting such a scenario would be about as likely as me posting that I suddenly became a woke liberal democrat, lol...no one would believe that, either...a skillfull troll has to have some smidgen of *believability*...

;-)

--
Best
Greg

[Lucretia Borgia]

On Sat, 04 Jul 2020 15:02:08 -0400, Sheldon Martin <penm...@aol.com>
wrote:

Well you're wasting your vomit! Get a brain!

[Lucretia Borgia]

It's using aieo -

[Bruce]

On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 13:14:38 -0700 (PDT), GM
<gregorymorr...@gmail.com> wrote:

>itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>
>> On Saturday, July 4, 2020 at 2:52:37 PM UTC-5, GM wrote:
>> >
>> > itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>> >
>> > > WHAT?!?!? That's terrible, simply terrible. That must have been a very
>> > > large hawk to swoop in and carry off an adult cat.
>> >
>> >
>> > The post is a forgery, Joan, it was recently posted on "CatBanter" and Jill mentioned it here recently. I am in *no* way involved in this particular kerfuffle...I dislike Jill - or at least her online persona - enough to annoy her ocassionally (the silly "Aunt Jemima Cookie Jar" thread), but I would not post something re: the loss of a pet unless I *really* loathed them, and Jill does not fall into that category. Anyways, the forged post is pretty lame, Jill has stated repeatedly over many years here that her cats absolutely *never* go outside...she is a very responsible pet owner, all here know that. And the forged post's style is an immediate tip - off, that is not the kind of syntax Jill would use...
>> >
>> > --
>> > Best
>> > Greg
>> >
>> Ooooooooooooh ok. Thanks so much for the correction. I could not imagine
>> seeing a pet of mine being whisked away by a bird of prey.
>>
>> Pretty lame and sick for a person to post this garbage.
>
>
>And I was never aware of a "Cat Banter" froup until 'someone' just posted the link upthread...

A very upstanding citizen, I might add.

[Bruce]

On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 15:15:45 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>
wrote:

>Why is this post/thread just showing up now from over a week ago
>with the original post not displayed?
>
>Probably because I have all the trolls and troll hosts filtered ouin
>my killfile.

Proud killfile biddies: Sqwertz, Dave Smith, cshenkie, Jill.

[Sheldon Martin]

On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 15:59:01 -0400, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

I'm glad to hear Buffy is safe, but never leave her out.

[Sheldon Martin]

When idiots start posting crap about innocent animals it's time for me
to move on... Bye!

[jmcquown]

All you had to do was look at the posting address to figure it out.
comcast dot nut. I don't EVER let her out. I never let Persia go
outside, either. She had a kitty-walk enclosure. You know me better
than that. You drag cheap box wine into this, I'm thinking your problem
is Crystal Palace.

Jill

[jmcquown]

The return email addy was my name @comcast dot nut. Major clue since I
don't munge my email address.

Jill

[Bruce]

On Sat, 04 Jul 2020 16:35:40 -0400, Sheldon Martin <penm...@aol.com>
wrote:

You don't like competition?

[jmcquown]

It happens. Hawks can carry off rabbits which can be just as big as
house cats. There are bald eagles nesting around here, too. And don't
forget the alligators. But no, I would never any pet roam around outside.

> Pretty lame and sick for a person to post this garbage.
>

I apologize if I was mistaken it was Greg. He admitted he forged the
Aunt Jemima cookie jar post so that was my first natural conclusion.

Anyway, Buffy is fine. She stays inside in the comfy air conditioning
with me.

Jill

[jmcquown]

Yep, aieo is troll haven. I never mentioned CatBanter - I don't know a
thing about it. At least he admitted to forging the post about the
cookie jar. Forging posts is just plain stupid. I wouldn't do that to
anyone.

Jill

[Hank Rogers]

He is certainly the most illustrious ass sniffer that ever graced
Usenet. Tis true, I would miss this little dutch poodle's tinkling
bells whenever someone farts and Pruce comes a-running.

[Bruce]

On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 12:58:16 -0700 (PDT), GM
<gregorymorr...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Bruce wrote:
>
>> > Do you also feel sick for Greg Sorrow?
>> >
>>
>> Did a hawk get him too Pruce?
>
>
>No one would mourn if some beast carried off Bwuthie...

The strange thing is Greg Sorrow's does lame stuff like posting under
my name. I never do anything to him. But guess who's pissed off?

[Hank Rogers]

GOODBYE POPEYE ...

Don't let the door whack yoose big old nautical balls when yoose
leave. The horny elderly wimmens in brooklyn would be outraged if
yoose couldn't service their wrinkled old equipment.

Not to mention yoose gay customers. That's most of yoose bidness.

Goodbye Sir Popeye!

[Hank Rogers]

Goodbye dear Popeye, and do fuck off, dikbreath !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hank Rogers]

Thought yoose left Popeye. Glad to have yoose low down sorry
cocksuckin ass back. snuggle in and tell us a great new sex story.

[Hank Rogers]

Sqwertz wrote:
> Why is this post/thread just showing up now from over a week ago
> with the original post not displayed?
>
> Probably because I have all the trolls and troll hosts filtered ouin
> my killfile.
>

> It doesn't even SOUND like Jill. Sheesh.
>
> -sw
>

Your filter is set to OSTRICH mode.

It fits you just fine.

[GM]

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAA...!!!

+1000

--
Best
Greg

[Hank Rogers]

Best ass sniffers ... Druce ...

No competitors I guess.

Maybe we can list the sniffees.
Special mention for those that farted and Blew Pruce's socks off.


And the award goes to ..................

[Bruce]

On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 16:55:36 -0400, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

But did she knock that jar over or wasn't that her?

[Hank Rogers]

If you have giant titties, maybe you can bring him round.

Otherwise, only a gay man with a long dik can do it.

Or maybe a donkey from Juarez Mexico will bring our Popeye around.

[U.S. Janet B.]

On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 17:01:18 -0400, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

Jill, it just didn't sound like you at all. So I didn't respond. Glad
Buffy is safe.
Janet US

[Bruce]

On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 16:27:23 -0500, Hank Rogers <Nos...@invalid.com>
wrote:

Wow, he must have rejected you.

[dsi1]

It was squrits, yoose idiot(s).

[Hank Rogers]

Popeye's problems go much deeper that crystal palace. He knows it.

Even with no crystal palace, the self loathing will still be there.
He will never overcome that.

[Hank Rogers]

Nope, and he can't compete with you in the ass sniffing department
Gruce.

[Hank Rogers]

Down to sniffing cat's asses now Fruce?

Check the local pounds, and buy a bag of catfood on the way home.

[Bruce]

On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 16:24:53 -0700 (PDT), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
wrote:

I wasn't talking about the post about Jill's cat. I was talking about
Greg Sorrow posting under my name.

I guess that makes you the idiot. Sorry about that.

[Hank Rogers]

Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 16:24:53 -0700 (PDT), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
> wrote:
>
>> On Saturday, July 4, 2020 at 11:13:32 AM UTC-10, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Sat, 4 Jul 2020 12:58:16 -0700 (PDT), GM
>>> <gregorymorr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hank Rogers wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> Do you also feel sick for Greg Sorrow?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Did a hawk get him too Pruce?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No one would mourn if some beast carried off Bwuthie...
>>>
>>> The strange thing is Greg Sorrow's does lame stuff like posting under
>>> my name. I never do anything to him. But guess who's pissed off?
>>
>> It was squrits, yoose idiot(s).
>
> I wasn't talking about the post about Jill's cat. I was talking about
> Greg Sorrow posting under my name.
>
> I guess that makes you the idiot. Sorry about that.
>

No matter Fruce, just more smelly butt holes for yoose to sniff.

ENJOY.

[Snag]

On 7/4/2020 2:52 PM, GM wrote:
> itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>
>> On Saturday, July 4, 2020 at 11:37:44 AM UTC-5, cshenk wrote:
>>>

>>> On 6/28/2020 10:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>>
>>>> I am heartbroken. I've always kept Buffy indoors, but with the way she
>>>> looks out the window, I thought I'd treat her to being in my back yard.
>>>> At first, everything was fine. Buffy hesitantly walked to about the
>>>> middle of the yard and sat down. She looked back at me and I smiled
>>>> lovingly. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge bird came swooping into my
>>>> yard and grabbed Buffy. I could hear Buffy howling in agony as they flew
>>>> away. I learned later from a neighbor that it was a white-tailed hawk.
>>>> The thought of Buffy being ripped to pieces has been too much for me to
>>>> handle. I am in a state of shock and will be grieving.
>>>
>>>

>>> So sorry for your loss, Jill. My cousin had a similar experience in
>>> Wyoming. In that instance an eagle grabbed her little Maltese. It was a
>>> bloody horror I heard. My thoughts are with you.
>>>

>> WHAT?!?!? That's terrible, simply terrible. That must have been a very
>> large hawk to swoop in and carry off an adult cat.
>
>
> The post is a forgery, Joan, it was recently posted on "CatBanter" and Jill mentioned it here recently. I am in *no* way involved in this particular kerfuffle...I dislike Jill - or at least her online persona - enough to annoy her ocassionally (the silly "Aunt Jemima Cookie Jar" thread), but I would not post something re: the loss of a pet unless I *really* loathed them, and Jill does not fall into that category. Anyways, the forged post is pretty lame, Jill has stated repeatedly over many years here that her cats absolutely *never* go outside...she is a very responsible pet owner, all here know that. And the forged post's style is an immediate tip - off, that is not the kind of syntax Jill would use...
>

Plus the fact that this species is only found on the Gulf coast of
southern Texas and part of Mexico ... ref: Stokes Field Guide to North
American Birds page 172 . We call this book The Bird Bible .
--
Snag
Illegitimi non
carborundum

[Bruce]

I guess you're a bit of an expert on hawks. <spit>

[Hank Rogers]

Indeed. <sniff>

[Snag]

Bruce is just jealous that I won't let him get a good long sniff . As
far as being a bird expert , I don't need to be one as long as I have
the proper books for reference . AFAIK the only bird he can identify on
sight is the Shitbird . Not surprising since he sees one every time he
looks in the mirror .
Snag
Illegitimi non
carborundum

[Bruce]

Did you ever consider a career in stand-up? <spit>

[Gary]

Bruce wrote:

>
> Sheldon Martin wrote:
> >When idiots start posting crap about innocent animals it's time for me
> >to move on... Bye!
>
> You don't like competition?

He really is a hypocrite. He's said mean to me about my
dead ferret.

I plan to wait until he's quit crying about Jill the cat,
then I'll throw his comment right back at him. I'll quote
just what he said to me only replace Mia with jill the cat.

Old drunken grumpy bastard that he is.
Claims that he only has one drink per day,
yet buys a case of it every month. lol

[cshenk]

Drunks, especially nasty ones, tend to be very mean when it comes to
animals. My condolences on the passing of your ferret.

[Hank Rogers]

Maybe he's just hanging around hoping you'll blow a juicy one his way ?

[Bruce]

When he drinks eight glasses of it, he probably only remembers one.

[cshenk]

Yet another stupid forgery

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Subject: Re: My Buffy has gone
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[jmcquown]

On 7/6/2020 2:21 PM, Sqwertz wrote:

> Drat. Foiled by the Super Google Sleuth Again!
>
> I can't even see the original post, it's not even on Google Groups.
> Other than I can tell it came from AIOE from the references in
> everybody's followups. Anybody have headers to the original post?
> I'll tell you who it was.
>
> -sw
>
Here it is, Steve, from another ng where I forgot to block aioe idiots:

Path: not-for-mail
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Subject: My Buffy has gone
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The Real Jill

[cshenk]

Sqwertz wrote:

> On Mon, 6 Jul 2020 15:22:30 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
> > On 7/6/2020 2:21 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> >> I can't even see the original post, it's not even on Google Groups.
> >> Other than I can tell it came from AIOE from the references in
> >> everybody's followups. Anybody have headers to the original post?
> >> I'll tell you who it was.
> > >

> > Here it is, Steve, from another ng where I forgot to block aioe
> > idiots:
> >
> > Path: not-for-mail
> > From: jmcquown <j_mg...@comcast.nut>
> > Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
> > Subject: My Buffy has gone
> > Date: Sun, 28 Jun 2020 10:08:09 -0400
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> >
> > The Real Jill
>
>

> Email Sent!
>
> -sw

Won't fix it to email aioe.org. They are a paid service and only if
the abuse of a member is so bad they get blacklisted (have been a few
times), will they do anything.

[Bruce]

aioe is a free service.

[Sqwertz]

On Mon, 06 Jul 2020 20:36:47 -0500, cshenk wrote:

> Won't fix it to email aioe.org. They are a paid service and only if
> the abuse of a member is so bad they get blacklisted (have been a few
> times), will they do anything.

AIOE is a free, anonymous service. That's why people use them to
posts these trolls. They have nothing to lose and won't be
reprimanded.

A PAID service, OTOH, WOULD boot them (and the user would lose
their subscription cost). You have everything backwards.

-sw

[Bruce]

On Mon, 6 Jul 2020 23:44:07 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>
wrote:

Sheldon has a deserved reputation for posting nonsense, but cshenkie
beats him hands down.

[cshenk]

Humm! So it is. Must be another I was thinking of. Either way,
emailing them won't help.

[Bruce]

cshenk used his keyboard to write :

Stupid twat.

[jmcquown]

LOL!!! Ain't it the truth.