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John Kuthe

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Jul 22, 2023, 1:40:33 PM7/22/23
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:-)

For when I may need them! :-)

John Kuthe, RN. BSN

Bryan Simmons

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Jul 22, 2023, 2:54:12 PM7/22/23
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On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 12:40:33 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> :-)
>
> For when I may need them! :-)
>
Because real women find you sickening.
>
> John Kuthe, RN. BSN

--Bryan

John Kuthe

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Jul 22, 2023, 3:42:05 PM7/22/23
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No Bryan! I have had good sexual relations with several females, ALL of whom enjoyed it very much. One lady I had a sexual relationship in a tent on a float trip once, and she was shaved too! Multi orgasmic too! Mmmmmm! :-)

So FUCK YOU Bryan! You Narcissistic Personality Disorder sufferer who cannot roll a kayak. I was a Whitewater Kayak Instructor for several years. And you could never even roll a kayak!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Hank Rogers

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Jul 22, 2023, 3:53:43 PM7/22/23
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And he'll never get to hear your wonderful sound system !


John Kuthe

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Jul 22, 2023, 4:27:34 PM7/22/23
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That too, yes!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Hank Rogers

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Jul 22, 2023, 5:10:30 PM7/22/23
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How many kayaks have you rolled in the last week? Is it a
really hard task? How do you do it?


GM

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Jul 22, 2023, 5:15:22 PM7/22/23
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Jon Boi "rolls" more joints than kayaks these daze, lol...

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GM

John Kuthe

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Jul 22, 2023, 5:25:53 PM7/22/23
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Not hard if you do it correctly, Head down and hipsnap is the key.

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Hank Rogers

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Jul 22, 2023, 5:37:13 PM7/22/23
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Why did you never teach poor bryan to do such an easy task? I
thought he was once your friend?

Hank Rogers

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Jul 22, 2023, 5:48:57 PM7/22/23
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Do you use a paddle to roll your kayak? Or can you do it by
simply snapping your ass to upright the canoe?


GM

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Jul 22, 2023, 5:59:03 PM7/22/23
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EWE should insert a BIG electrfied BUTT PLUG into yer ANUS...

And put yer feet into a BIG container of WATER... like a BATHTUB...!!!

And then turn ON the "JUICE" - preferably 220 VOLTS...!!!

John UNkuthe = DEEP - FRIED A$$HOLE...!!!

<CACKLE>

🤣

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GM

John Kuthe

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Jul 22, 2023, 6:08:28 PM7/22/23
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By hipsnaping not ass, the paddle merely helps.

John Kuthe, former ACA certified Kayak Instructor, RN, BSN

John Kuthe

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Jul 22, 2023, 6:13:36 PM7/22/23
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On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 4:37:13 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:

> Why did you never teach poor bryan to do such an easy task? I
> thought he was once your friend?

And acquaintance, not a friend, As a Narcissistic Personality Disorder sufferer Bryan could/would never share his feelings, he was far too insecure to do so.

I tried, Bryan never got it, but I was the one in my kayakined class to get my roll! Because I really wanted it, and used it a LOT!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Thomas

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Jul 22, 2023, 6:32:03 PM7/22/23
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Gotta try hipdown, headsnap.

Hank Rogers

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Jul 22, 2023, 6:44:31 PM7/22/23
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Poor Bryan cannot hipsnap. It's a damn shame you never taught
him. Why is that? You enjoyed naked canoe trips together yet
never taught your best and only friend.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Maybe you should consider who
is the actual narcissist. Maybe you should visit bryan and
appologize for your pomposity.

I think you are being unfair.






Hank Rogers

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Jul 22, 2023, 6:49:36 PM7/22/23
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Did you get a degree in kayak rolling? You are so modest, you
probably forgot to mention it.

Poor bryan is fucked. He has zero degrees. He has no life. You
should take pity on the poor narcissist.





Bryan Simmons

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Jul 22, 2023, 6:51:55 PM7/22/23
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It would be good if John's neck snapped. Gotta love those
drop tables.

--Bryan

John Kuthe

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Jul 22, 2023, 6:57:07 PM7/22/23
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He was never my friend, merely a good acquaintance. And Bryan is a Narcissistic Personality Disorder sufferer.

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Alex

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Jul 23, 2023, 12:16:15 AM7/23/23
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Good planning.  Your internet will be turned off soon, eh?

John Kuthe

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Jul 23, 2023, 2:16:39 PM7/23/23
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Not that I know of, no,

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Bryan Simmons

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Jul 23, 2023, 2:35:46 PM7/23/23
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How will you pay for it? Our ISP is somewhere around
$50/month. Imaging not getting to watch the well paid
porn stars depicting sexual abuse.
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN

--Bryan

John Kuthe

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Jul 23, 2023, 7:04:24 PM7/23/23
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They come with the package.

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Janet

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Jul 24, 2023, 7:39:01 AM7/24/23
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In article <bc9dd82f-c985-47aa-8533-
ef8646...@googlegroups.com>, johnk...@gmail.com
says...
Open the brown envelopes, John.

Janet UK

S Viemeister

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Jul 24, 2023, 9:24:26 AM7/24/23
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Not generally brown in the US.

Alex

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Jul 24, 2023, 6:47:02 PM7/24/23
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You never seem to know - until it happens.

John Kuthe

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Jul 24, 2023, 6:48:15 PM7/24/23
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On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 5:47:02 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 11:16:15 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> >> John Kuthe wrote:
> >>> :-)
> >>>
> >>> For when I may need them! :-)
> >>>
> >>> John Kuthe, RN. BSN
> >> Good planning. Your internet will be turned off soon, eh?
> > Not that I know of, no,
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN
> You never seem to know - until it happens.

IF it happens.

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Alex

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Jul 25, 2023, 6:51:31 PM7/25/23
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So you don't know how long it's paid for?

John Kuthe

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Jul 25, 2023, 9:27:58 PM7/25/23
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On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 5:51:31 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
> > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 5:47:02 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> >> John Kuthe wrote:
> >>> On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 11:16:15 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> >>>> John Kuthe wrote:
> >>>>> :-)
> >>>>>
> >>>>> For when I may need them! :-)
> >>>>>
> >>>>> John Kuthe, RN. BSN
> >>>> Good planning. Your internet will be turned off soon, eh?
> >>> Not that I know of, no,
> >>>
> >>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN
> >> You never seem to know - until it happens.
> > IF it happens.
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN
> So you don't know how long it's paid for?

Nope, but my Internet is still ON.

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Thomas

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Jul 26, 2023, 4:04:32 AM7/26/23
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Doesn't it have a guage that starts at 60 and counts down?
Never mind. Nothing does.

GM

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Jul 26, 2023, 4:32:50 AM7/26/23
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John's tech stuff is provided by the "ACME Corporation"...

His cars are the "ACME Leaf" and the "ACME Baby II"... his home and car insurance needs are courtesy of "ACME Insurance Inc."...


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acme_Corporation

"The Acme Corporation is a fictional corporation that features prominently in the Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote animated shorts as a running gag...

The company manufactures outlandish products that fail or backfire catastrophically at the worst possible times...

The company is never clearly defined in Road Runner cartoons but appears to be a conglomerate which produces every product type imaginable, no matter how elaborate or extravagant—most of which never work as desired or expected (some products do work very well, but backfire against the coyote)...

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GM


Janet

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Jul 26, 2023, 6:33:11 AM7/26/23
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In article
<En2dnYhRIqR_zF35...@giganews.com>, Xela777
@gmail.com says...
Probably paid for by his sister, like everything else.

Janet UK
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