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John Kuthe

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Jan 5, 2021, 11:59:46 AM1/5/21
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But I retrieved them. Petulant Bastards.

And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Master Bruce

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Jan 5, 2021, 2:08:59 PM1/5/21
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On Tue, 5 Jan 2021 08:59:41 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
<johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:

>But I retrieved them. Petulant Bastards.
>
>And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!

You're fighting the system!

Alex

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Jan 5, 2021, 7:41:40 PM1/5/21
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What an exciting life you live!

John Kuthe

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Jan 5, 2021, 7:43:11 PM1/5/21
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I have FUN in my life! Sorry if YOU DON'T! :-(


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Cindy Hamilton

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Jan 6, 2021, 6:30:15 AM1/6/21
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On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5, johnk...@gmail.com wrote:
> But I retrieved them. Petulant Bastards.
>
> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!

I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.

Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!

Cindy Hamilton

Ed Pawlowski

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Jan 6, 2021, 9:53:17 AM1/6/21
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Can we get more details? Did you just bend over or did you squat with
your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
the object with the other. Done wrong you could have a serious back
injury.

Cindy Hamilton

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Jan 6, 2021, 10:06:55 AM1/6/21
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My knees don't work that way anymore.

If you must know, as soon as I bent over, I broke wind. Then my husband
complained.

Because he never does that.

Cindy Hamilton

Ed Pawlowski

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Jan 6, 2021, 11:00:01 AM1/6/21
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Looking forward to the video!

John Kuthe

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Jan 6, 2021, 11:05:15 AM1/6/21
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The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)

You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.

We are NOT that different!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN

Sheldon Martin

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Jan 6, 2021, 12:26:47 PM1/6/21
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Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
more private place. Of course I never said anything while fucking a
farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was fucking
her good.

Master Bruce

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Jan 6, 2021, 12:59:04 PM1/6/21
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin <penm...@aol.com>
wrote:
You're becoming increasingly disgusting.

Hank Rogers

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Jan 6, 2021, 1:23:51 PM1/6/21
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> Cindy Hamilton


How long did it take master druce to get there?



S Viemeister

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Jan 6, 2021, 1:25:42 PM1/6/21
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On 06/01/2021 17:58, Master Bruce wrote:
(re Sheldon)
> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>
Some forms of dementia feature inappropriate verbal (and eventually,
physical) outbursts.

Hank Rogers

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Jan 6, 2021, 1:26:09 PM1/6/21
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Are nuns more gassy than others Popeye?


Hank Rogers

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Jan 6, 2021, 1:26:59 PM1/6/21
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Is he catching up to you master?




Master Bruce

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Jan 6, 2021, 1:36:04 PM1/6/21
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You may well have a point.

dsi1

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Jan 6, 2021, 2:04:13 PM1/6/21
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My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition

Master Bruce

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Jan 6, 2021, 2:10:39 PM1/6/21
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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
wrote:

>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin <penm...@aol.com>
>> wrote:
>> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>> ><johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> >>> >
>> >>> Looking forward to the video!
>> >>
>> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>> >>
>> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>> >>
>> >>We are NOT that different!
>> >>
>> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
>> >
>> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while fucking a
>> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was fucking
>> >her good.
>> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>
>My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
>
Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
not sure.
>

dsi1

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Jan 6, 2021, 2:16:03 PM1/6/21
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That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.

Sheldon Martin

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Jan 6, 2021, 2:26:39 PM1/6/21
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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
HA... you weren't born yet during my early posts.

Master Bruce

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Jan 6, 2021, 2:28:35 PM1/6/21
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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
How far back?
>

Sheldon Martin

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Jan 6, 2021, 2:34:31 PM1/6/21
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Long, long before he was a ukelele string.

Master Bruce

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Jan 6, 2021, 2:39:36 PM1/6/21
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 14:34:25 -0500, Sheldon Martin <penm...@aol.com>
You're saying that we have to go way, way back in time to find normal
posts by you?

dsi1

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Jan 6, 2021, 3:24:07 PM1/6/21
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I certainly don't have any problem with that. Unfortunately, that's not true, but it is goofy as hell.

dsi1

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Jan 6, 2021, 3:25:31 PM1/6/21
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I would go back to the 90's.
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food.cooking/c/hee9U3cuwIM/m/7vNo1cgh35YJ

Master Bruce

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Jan 6, 2021, 4:17:08 PM1/6/21
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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 12:25:26 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
When I said he was always rather disgusting, I was referring to the
time that I've been reading his posts. Maybe 7 years.
>

Alex

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Jan 6, 2021, 7:14:48 PM1/6/21
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I don't chase bagels but I'm sure I have a lot more fun in a month than
you do in a year.

Alex

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Jan 6, 2021, 7:15:30 PM1/6/21
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Or a bagel up his ass.

Alex

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Jan 6, 2021, 7:16:57 PM1/6/21
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32 minutes.

dsi1

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Jan 6, 2021, 7:17:15 PM1/6/21
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What you say is true - in the republic of Bruceavania. In the rest of the world, it's false.

Janet

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Jan 7, 2021, 7:17:40 AM1/7/21
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In article <0dc30d64-3b98-4b50...@googlegroups.com>,
angelica...@yahoo.com says...

>
> I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
>
> Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!


It would have been even more exciting if you had just left it lying on
the floor until someone crushed it underfoot as a crazy mixed up act of
defiance and social anarchy.



Janet UK




Cindy Hamilton

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Jan 7, 2021, 8:22:34 AM1/7/21
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Darn. A missed opportunity. I'll simply have to redirect my anarchic tendencies
elsewhere. Perhaps I'll drink red wine with fish.

Cindy Hamilton

Sheldon Martin

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Jan 7, 2021, 10:13:22 AM1/7/21
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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 12:25:26 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net>
You'd need to go to the early 80s when I used a different addy.
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