Sqwertz's Climactic Brownies

[Sqwertz]

Sqwertz's Climactic Brownies

A Super Fudgy Browned Butter and Brown Sugar Brownie.

You probably have everything you need to make these RIGHT NOW! Why
resist?

3 sticks (12 ounces) Salted butter [or unsalted and add 1 ts of
table salt to batter]
8 ounces Milk Chocolate Morsels
13 ounces White Sugar
5 ounces Light Brown Sugar
6 large Eggs (cold)
1.5 TB Vanilla
4.5 ounces All-Purpose Flour
4 ounces Cocoa Powder

Heat oven to 350F

Make browned butter: In a 2qt or larger saucepan melt and cook
butter over medium heat until it starts to foam and the
bubbling/sputtering stops. Stir a few times, especially after solids
sink to bottom, to make sure they don't burn. Butter should be
medium golden yellow. Immediately remove from burner. Stir in
chocolate chips until incorporated. Allow to rest 10 minutes while
you...

Pan: Line a 9 x 12 x 2" metal - not glass or ceramic - baking dish
with [nonstick] foil as flat and neatly as possible. Fold edges
over outside to use to lift the brownies out of the pan after
cooling.

Batter: In small bowl, whisk together cocoa powder and flour. In
large bowl mix eggs, sugars, vanilla, [salt if using unsalted
butter], and vanilla. Beat with electric hand mixer on medium for 2
minutes. Incorporate the butter-chocolate mixture on low speed. Add
in the flour-cocoa mixture and mix until roughly incorporated.
Finish the mixing with your hand whisk or rubber spatula until fully
incorporated, making sure to scrape bottom of bowl.

[Tasting: Lick the beaters/spatula - AFTER detaching beaters from
unit first!]

Bake: Pour batter into your foil-lined metal baking dish and place
on middle rack in pre-heated oven. Clean up the mess you made while
the brownies bake for 35 minutes or until thermometer reads 210F in
middle of brownie (not the bottom of the pan) no comes out barely
clean, but no longer (check at 30 minutes). Allow to cool for at
least an hour.

[U.S. Janet B.]

On Tue, 28 Jul 2020 14:22:13 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>
wrote:

where's the photo.? I really want to see 4 ounces of cocoa powder and
12 ounces of butter in a mix. I can't visualize this at all.
Janet US

[Sqwertz]

On Tue, 28 Jul 2020 14:07:13 -0600, U.S. Janet B. wrote:

> On Tue, 28 Jul 2020 14:22:13 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>>Sqwertz's Climactic Brownies
>>
>>A Super Fudgy Browned Butter and Brown Sugar Brownie.
>>
>>You probably have everything you need to make these RIGHT NOW! Why
>>resist?
>>
>>3 sticks (12 ounces) Salted butter [or unsalted and add 1 ts of
>>table salt to batter]
>>8 ounces Milk Chocolate Morsels
>>13 ounces White Sugar
>>5 ounces Light Brown Sugar
>>6 large Eggs (cold)
>>1.5 TB Vanilla
>>4.5 ounces All-Purpose Flour
>>4 ounces Cocoa Powder

> where's the photo.? I really want to see 4 ounces of cocoa powder and
> 12 ounces of butter in a mix. I can't visualize this at all.
> Janet US

And I can't visualize myself taking pictures of myself making
anything unless it starts with raw meat!

You'll just have to make them for yourself. Take one for the team!

If you cut them into 12 [big] servings, it's ONLY 2 pats of butter,
1 TB of coaoa, and half an egg per serving.

I started with one "serving" and downgraded to half a serving:
https://i.postimg.cc/2ygcZQKf/Clamactic-Brownies.jpg

The dense "crumb":
https://i.postimg.cc/FF6n8vsn/Climactic-Brownie-NBite.jpg

-sw

[U.S. Janet B.]

On Tue, 28 Jul 2020 16:17:50 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>

That requires ice cream. And I think freezing half of the pan so that
one can recover from the coma.
I'll have to think about making it next week. I have no ice cream and
I'm not ordering stuff from Costco until then.
Janet US

[Sqwertz]

> That requires ice cream. And I think freezing half of the pan so that
> one can recover from the coma.
> I'll have to think about making it next week. I have no ice cream and
> I'm not ordering stuff from Costco until then.

Ice cream? I have a big container of frozen generic cool whip. And
I need a midnight snack.....

6:AM!?!?!?

-=sw

[Gary]

Sqwertz wrote:
>
> Ice cream? I have a big container of frozen generic cool whip. And
> I need a midnight snack.....

LOL. Only YOU can get away with saying that here, Steve,
without much critisizm. Everyone is afraid to take you on.

The rare times I want whipped cream I usually use the same
generic cool whip science project too. It works well for
me and doesn't dissolve so quickly. The ingredient list
doesn't scare me and makes it taste good.

I do have vanilla ice cream on my grocery list for tomorrow.

[Cindy Hamilton]

On Wednesday, July 29, 2020 at 8:06:06 AM UTC-4, Gary wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> > Ice cream? I have a big container of frozen generic cool whip. And
> > I need a midnight snack.....
>
> LOL. Only YOU can get away with saying that here, Steve,
> without much critisizm. Everyone is afraid to take you on.

If the weird, metallic taste and persistent film in the mouth don't
bother him, it's fine with me.

Cindy Hamilton

[Gary]

Sqwertz wrote:
>
> Sqwertz's Climactic Brownies
>
> A Super Fudgy Browned Butter and Brown Sugar Brownie.
>
> You probably have everything you need to make these RIGHT NOW! Why
> resist?

Sounds (and looks good). I've got everything here except
the chocolate and cocoa powder. I do love the fudge like
brownies but never made my own.

In the past just a Duncan Hines brownie mix.

[Sqwertz]

I usually eat it just like ice cream from the freezer. It has
1/14th the fat and calories of ice cream per ounce.

-sw

[Sqwertz]

I've been researching and making a few (too many) batches of
brownies this month truing to replicate a local product known as
"Miles of Chocalate". And one thing that came up consistently in ALL
the brownie recipe reviews, that everybody swore by, was this:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Ghirardelli-Chocolate-Triple-Fudge-Premium-Brownie-Mix-19-oz-Box/21119911

So Gary - your mission, should you choose not to accept it I'll kick
your ass, is to make those and report back.

-sw

[Cindy Hamilton]

I was eating Halo Top "ice cream" for a while. I decided it was too sweet
and gave up on it. Cool Whip is also too sweet for me.

If I want something cold (e.g., after yard work, for example), I prefer
an Outshine fruit bar. Lime, lemon, raspberry, strawberry.

Cindy Hamilton

[Bruce]

Kraft Cool Whip Whipped Topping
Water, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Hydrogenated Vegetable
Oil (Coconut And Palm Kernel Oils), Skim Milk, Contains Less Than 2%
Of Light Cream, Sodium Caseinate (From Milk), Natural And Artificial
Flavor, Xanthan And Guar Gums, Modified Food Starch, Polysorbate 60,
Sorbitan Monostearate, Sodium Polyphosphate, , Beta Carotene (Color).

I guess there's a reason why they don't call it whipped cream. Whipped
science project is more like it. Amazing that people eat this.

[Cindy Hamilton]

It's extremely convenient and more stable than whipped cream. Plus,
Better Living Through Chemistry.

<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Better_Living_Through_Chemistry>

Cindy Hamilton

[Bruce]

On Wed, 29 Jul 2020 13:05:07 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton

People like you and Gary are wonderful fodder for the food industry :)

[Hank Rogers]

It's only for the deplorable americans, so yoose don't have to eat
it Hruce.

[Hank Rogers]

Also wonderful resources for your ass sniffing hobby.

[Ed Pawlowski]

Not allowed my my house. I have on occasion bought the canned Reddi
Whip though. Twice in the last week I made the real deal.
1 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tsp sugar
1 tsp vanilla
Use the whisk attachment on the KA mixer and in a few minutes you have
great cream. makes 3 - 4 servings and holds a couple of days.

[Bruce]

I'm sure that's a whole lot better.

[Cindy Hamilton]

Not me. It's real whipped cream or nothing. Usually nothing. I
was merely giving some reasons that people like it, since you are
amazed.

Cindy Hamilton

[Bruce]

On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 03:03:44 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton

Ok. But I wasn't amazed. The masses love crappy food. Look at all the
fast food chains and the prefab supermarket stuff.

[Cindy Hamilton]

That would indicate you are amazed.

Cindy Hamilton

[Bruce]

On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 03:36:33 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton

But it's not news to me. It's also amazing that Americans can't
organise a decent healthcare system. But I've known it for a long
time. My mouth has stopped dropping.

[Cindy Hamilton]

"Appalled", perhaps. That never subsides.

Cindy Hamilton

[Bruce]

On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 07:06:28 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton

But that would include a judgment :)

[Hank Rogers]

Damn nasty ass americans!

[dsi1]

Not me. Thanks to the development of non-dairy products, black folks and Asian folks can enjoy white fluffy material on their pie without the toxic effects of that poison, lactose - and the rest is history. As an added bonus, the stuff is awesome when lit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pP7mTgX7iw

[Cindy Hamilton]

Sure, it's fine for people with damaged DNA. But for those of us who
can tolerate lactose, there's no need to resort to inferior substitutes.

You also can use Doritos as fire starters.

Cindy Hamilton

[Bruce]

CK can't handle gluten, so gluten is poison.
dsi1 can't handle milk, so milk is poison.

Come on, children.

[dsi1]

My DNA is perfectly fine. The reality is that people that can cross drink the fluids intended for another species with no ill effects are "mutants."


"But around 8,000 years ago in what's now Turkey — just when humans were starting to milk newly domesticated cows, goats and sheep — mutations near the gene that produces the lactase enzyme started becoming more frequent. And around the same time, adult lactose tolerance developed. The mutation responsible for that may be between 2,000 and 20,000 years old; estimates vary."

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/12/27/168144785

[dsi1]

Cut me a break man. Yoose thinks Black Pete is just a shitload of fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6cGqxaAems

[Bruce]

On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 13:16:42 -0700 (PDT), dsi1

Yes, them blacks are just oversensitive. Pussies.

[Bruce]

Can a black or Asian woman breastfeed her baby? Or are they intolerant
to mother's milk too? What if they consume it using little baby
chopsticks?

[John Kuthe]

Don't be a Racist Fuck! Please.

John Kuthe...

[Bruce]

Are you saying I'm not woke? Are you woke?

[Hank Rogers]

I am allergic to ass sniffers.

You keep on. You can't help it.

[Hank Rogers]

[Hank Rogers]

Well they are angry and looking for a better place.

How many can you take in? Or are you just blowing dutch smoke?

There are thousands of negroes that would migrate, and can get
valid papers. Will you help them? Or do you have a paper ass Druce?

[Hank Rogers]

Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 13:10:55 -0700 (PDT), dsi1
> <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net> wrote:
>
>> On Thursday, July 30, 2020 at 9:10:01 AM UTC-10, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Thursday, July 30, 2020 at 1:38:58 PM UTC-4, dsi1 wrote:
>
>>>> Not me. Thanks to the development of non-dairy products, black folks and Asian folks can enjoy white fluffy material on their pie without the toxic effects of that poison, lactose - and the rest is history. As an added bonus, the stuff is awesome when lit.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pP7mTgX7iw
>>>
>>> Sure, it's fine for people with damaged DNA. But for those of us who
>>> can tolerate lactose, there's no need to resort to inferior substitutes.
>>>
>>> You also can use Doritos as fire starters.
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>
>> My DNA is perfectly fine. The reality is that people that can cross drink the fluids intended for another species with no ill effects are "mutants."
>>
>>

>> "But around 8,000 years ago in what's now Turkey — just when humans were starting to milk newly domesticated cows, goats and sheep — mutations near the gene that produces the lactase enzyme started becoming more frequent. And around the same time, adult lactose tolerance developed. The mutation responsible for that may be between

> 2,000 and 20,000 years old; estimates vary."
>
> Can a black or Asian woman breastfeed her baby? Or are they intolerant
> to mother's milk too? What if they consume it using little baby
> chopsticks?
>

Nope only white wimmens can do that druce.

[Hank Rogers]

Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 14:00:56 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> <johnk...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thursday, July 30, 2020 at 3:46:15 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 13:10:55 -0700 (PDT), dsi1
>>> <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thursday, July 30, 2020 at 9:10:01 AM UTC-10, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>> On Thursday, July 30, 2020 at 1:38:58 PM UTC-4, dsi1 wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> Not me. Thanks to the development of non-dairy products, black folks and Asian folks can enjoy white fluffy material on their pie without the toxic effects of that poison, lactose - and the rest is history. As an added bonus, the stuff is awesome when lit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pP7mTgX7iw
>>>>>
>>>>> Sure, it's fine for people with damaged DNA. But for those of us who
>>>>> can tolerate lactose, there's no need to resort to inferior substitutes.
>>>>>
>>>>> You also can use Doritos as fire starters.
>>>>>
>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>
>>>> My DNA is perfectly fine. The reality is that people that can cross drink the fluids intended for another species with no ill effects are "mutants."
>>>>
>>>>

>>>> "But around 8,000 years ago in what's now Turkey — just when humans were starting to milk newly domesticated cows, goats and sheep — mutations near the gene that produces the lactase enzyme started becoming more frequent. And around the same time, adult lactose tolerance developed. The mutation responsible for that may be

> between
>>> 2,000 and 20,000 years old; estimates vary."
>>>
>>> Can a black or Asian woman breastfeed her baby? Or are they intolerant
>>> to mother's milk too? What if they consume it using little baby
>>> chopsticks?
>>
>> Don't be a Racist Fuck! Please.
>
> Are you saying I'm not woke? Are you woke?
>

No Druce. he's saying you are a low down rotten cocksucker.

An asslicker, and dick sniffer.

[Leo]

On 2020 Jul 29, , Cindy Hamilton wrote
(in article<c2cbb3b6-6d81-4f10...@googlegroups.com>):

> If I want something cold (e.g., after yard work, for example), I prefer
> an Outshine fruit bar. Lime, lemon, raspberry, strawberry.

Nah. Tangerine and Pomegranate. I have a partial box of each in the freezer.

leo

[Leo]

On 2020 Jul 30, , Bruce wrote
(in article<up65ifhvd0vtk7f1n...@4ax.com>):

> Ok. But I wasn't amazed. The masses love crappy food. Look at all the
> fast food chains and the prefab supermarket stuff.

Correction. The deplorable masses. Get it together! One can’t become a
#woke pseudo-elitist without a proper message.

[Leo]

On 2020 Jul 30, , Bruce wrote

(in article<o0b5if96qf3iiv8r2...@4ax.com>):

> But it's not news to me. It's also amazing that Americans can't
> organise a decent healthcare system. But I've known it for a long
> time. My mouth has stopped dropping.

That’s called mouth breathing, my boy. We all knew you did it.

[Leo]

On 2020 Jul 29, , Gary wrote
(in article <5F21717B...@att.net>):

> Sounds (and looks good). I've got everything here except
> the chocolate and cocoa powder. I do love the fudge like
> brownies but never made my own.
>
> In the past just a Duncan Hines brownie mix.

My wife and I eat the same food. I love walnuts in fudge and brownies. My
wife hates walnuts. Therefore, we don’t eat fudge or brownies. There’s a
syllogism in there somewhere.

[Bruce]

On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 21:43:05 -0700, Leo <leobla...@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:

I'm not woke. Says John.

[Cindy Hamilton]

Mutants that provide an evolutionary advantage by increasing the variety
of foods we can ingest to obtain vital nutrients.

Cindy Hamilton

[Cindy Hamilton]

To each their own. I get the assortments and my husband eats the tangerine
ones. I eat the lime, and we divide the red ones.

Cindy Hamilton

[dsi1]

Yup, yoose guys can't survive without ice cream and whipped cream. Now all ya'alls better start working on being able to digest gluten and fat.

[Cindy Hamilton]

Not all of us need to work on it.

Cindy Hamilton