I laugh when I think about your pathetic life. Gary
the eunuch. Gary the neverlaid. The only woman
in your life is your daughter. Hey, your buddy John
could direct you to some good Daddy-daughter
videos on his porn site. Come on, you know you've
thought about it. I'm sure she's too old now, but
remember when she was young, and she'd leave
her panties where you could get to them? Sweet
perfume. How sad it must have been when she
moved out.
Ferrets have soft fur, and I'm sure they wiggle
nicely, but they're a poor substitute.
--Bryan