Joe Biden Is an Asshole
Always has been, always will be.
Biden is a decrepit, dishonest, unpleasant blowhard.
He’s a nasty, corrupt, partisan fraud.
He is, as Shakespeare had it, “a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”
Biden is twice as irritating as he believes himself to be, and half as intelligent into the bargain.
From the moment he arrived on the scene — nearly 50 years ago, Lord help us — he has represented all that is wrong with our politics.
A century hence, his name will be set into aspic and memorialized under “Hack.”
There is nothing the man won’t lie about.
He lies about inflation. He lies about gas prices. He lies about the deficit. He lies about the border.
He lies about having been arrested for his civil-rights activism, and about having been raised by Puerto Ricans and Greeks and Jews,
and about having traveled to Afghanistan to pin a Silver Star on a Navy hero, and about his son’s death, and about the crash that
killed his first wife and baby daughter, and about the small kitchen fire that he had 15 years ago, which, in his inimitable style, he
has managed to transmute into “having had a house burn down with my wife in it.”
In 1987, he plagiarized a speech by the British politician Neil Kinnock that contained a completely different backstory
from his own.
In 2012, he accused Mitt Romney of wanting to put African Americans “back in chains.”
Push a pin into a history book, and you’ll find Joe Biden lying about something.