Breakfast for Lunch

[Sqwertz]

Eveybody always has breakfast for breakfast, or breakfast for
dinner, but never breakfast for lunch. I'm here to change that!

https://i.postimg.cc/nzZn2pJ4/All-American-Breakfast.jpg

Yes that's ..... FRUIT! <gasp>

And just to be thorough, I had a ham sandwich for breakfast.

Dinner will be gat cheese, mushroom, and marinated red
peppper..... something. Pizza? Pasta? What else is there?...
(no quiches!).

-sw

[Dave Smith]

I searched all over to make sure there wasn't some sort of hint about
that being some sort of joke we had to figure out. It's simply not true.
There are lots of diners that specialize in breakfast and lunch and
they sell breakfast foods right into and through the lunch hour. Check
out truck stops and see the number of drivers ordering breakfast in the
afternoon.

[dsi1]

Any restaurant that serves breakfast at all times during the day is alright in my book. There are a few in our little town. Brillant!

[Bruce]

Nice for graveyard shifters and substance abusers who get up in the
afternoon.

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Bruce
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[dsi1]

Typical Bruce attitude.

[bruce bowser]

Hey, all those cooks over on Maui working for those zillionaires over there run it 24 hours.

[Bruce]

On Fri, 22 Sep 2023 13:17:17 -0700 (PDT), dsi1

<dsi...@hawaiiantel.net> wrote:

>On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 10:12:22 AM UTC-10, Bruce wrote:
>> On Fri, 22 Sep 2023 13:07:07 -0700 (PDT), dsi1
>> <dsi...@hawaiiantel.net> wrote:
>>
>> >On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 9:14:04 AM UTC-10, Dave Smith wrote:
>> >> On 2023-09-22 3:08 p.m., Sqwertz wrote:
>> >> > Eveybody always has breakfast for breakfast, or breakfast for
>> >> > dinner, but never breakfast for lunch. I'm here to change that!
>> >> >
>> >> > https://i.postimg.cc/nzZn2pJ4/All-American-Breakfast.jpg
>> >> >
>> >> > Yes that's ..... FRUIT! <gasp>
>> >> >
>> >> > And just to be thorough, I had a ham sandwich for breakfast.
>> >> >
>> >> > Dinner will be gat cheese, mushroom, and marinated red
>> >> > peppper..... something. Pizza? Pasta? What else is there?...
>> >> > (no quiches!).
>> >> >
>> >> I searched all over to make sure there wasn't some sort of hint about
>> >> that being some sort of joke we had to figure out. It's simply not true.
>> >> There are lots of diners that specialize in breakfast and lunch and
>> >> they sell breakfast foods right into and through the lunch hour. Check
>> >> out truck stops and see the number of drivers ordering breakfast in the
>> >> afternoon.
>> >
>> >Any restaurant that serves breakfast at all times during the day is alright in my book. There are a few in our little town. Brillant!
>> Nice for graveyard shifters and substance abusers who get up in the
>> afternoon.
>>

>Typical Bruce attitude.
>
I just have this emphatic tendency to put myself in the position of
graveyard shifters and substance abusers.

--
Bruce
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[Bruce]

That mess looks like something you fished out of the rubbish bin behind the local abortion clinic.

[Bruce]

Thanks Greg, I wasn't going to comment. Anyway, it doesn't look too
bad apart from that artificially colored bacon. And I hope it's for 2
people, but it's probably just for Steve. He has to maintain that
figure.

--
Bruce
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[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 4:44:49 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>
> > Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> >> Eveybody always has breakfast for breakfast, or breakfast for
> >> dinner, but never breakfast for lunch. I'm here to change that!
> >>
> >> https://i.postimg.cc/nzZn2pJ4/All-American-Breakfast.jpg
> >>

> I hope it's for 2
> people, but it's probably just for Steve. He has to maintain that
> figure.
>

> Bruce
>
Three eggs, 3 or 4 strips of bacon, and 2 biscuits not enough for two
people, but the fruit might stretch it far enough if those two people
are not ravenous.

[Bruce]

Half of all that would be plenty for me. The cultural divide!

--
Bruce
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[Sqwertz]

I was thinking more hyper-locally, like here in RFC. When's the
last time somebody posted breakfast for lunch? Look that one up.

-sw

[Sqwertz]

On Fri, 22 Sep 2023 16:34:25 -0700 (PDT),

<yawn>

It's 1 piece of fruit, 2 biscuits, 3 eggs, and 4 half-slices of
bacon. It was done that way on purpose. You gotta have a
pattern - you can't just eat random and/or arbitrary numbers. It's
unhealthy.

-sw

[Dave Smith]

I almost always have cereal for breakfast. Bacon and eggs are for
Sunday lunch and a couple times a week I have eggs for lunch. I guess
you would say I have breakfast for lunch three times a week. Maybe I
should start posting about my breakfast for lunch. I just always thought
of it as a simple, boring lunch and not worth posting about.

[Bruce]

On Fri, 22 Sep 2023 20:37:02 -0500, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.compost>
wrote:

>On Fri, 22 Sep 2023 16:34:25 -0700 (PDT),
>itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>
>> On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 4:44:49 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>
>>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Eveybody always has breakfast for breakfast, or breakfast for
>>>>> dinner, but never breakfast for lunch. I'm here to change that!
>>>>>
>>>>> https://i.postimg.cc/nzZn2pJ4/All-American-Breakfast.jpg
>>>>>
>>> I hope it's for 2
>>> people, but it's probably just for Steve. He has to maintain that
>>> figure.
>>>
>>> Bruce
>>>
>> Three eggs, 3 or 4 strips of bacon, and 2 biscuits not enough for two
>> people, but the fruit might stretch it far enough if those two people
>> are not ravenous.
>
><yawn>
>
>It's 1 piece of fruit, 2 biscuits, 3 eggs, and 4 half-slices of
>bacon.

And 5 kilos.

--
Bruce
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[Bruce]

"Boring" normally doesn't stop you.

--
Bruce
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[Alex]

At 2:00, that would be brunch!

[Bryan Simmons]

Joan and Jill frequently post about boring meals.

--Bryan

[jmcquown]

On 9/22/2023 3:08 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> Eveybody always has breakfast for breakfast, or breakfast for
> dinner, but never breakfast for lunch. I'm here to change that!
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/nzZn2pJ4/All-American-Breakfast.jpg
>
> Yes that's ..... FRUIT! <gasp>
>

(snippage)
> -sw

Looks good! Of course I could only eat two eggs and 1 biscuit, although
I'd probably manage to consume the 4 slices of bacon. :) You may keep
the slice of melon.

Jill

[jmcquown]

I don't generally eat breakfast. I don't feel hungry until at least
10am. Four days out of the week I'm at the office with no way to cook
bacon & eggs & biscuits. I'm sure as heck not going to cook it before I
go to work and reheat it for lunch.

On weekends, I sometimes cook eggs & bacon or sausage and eat around
noon-ish (aka lunchtime). As you say, Dave, it's not really
post-worthy. I do think tomorrow (Sunday) I'm going to fry some
shredded hashbrowns and have them with a couple of eggs (fried or
scrambled, haven't decided yet) along with some bacon.

Jill

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 10:40:31 PM UTC-5, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >
> Joan and Jill frequently post about boring meals.
>
> --Bryan
>

Yes, compared to all those gourmet and exotic meals you prepare and
consume we're certainly amateurs compared to you.

https://i.postimg.cc/tTm8ZNQb/Deja-Moo.jpg

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

(Sigh) I was being snarky to Bruce when he said he hopes that's for two people.
My smart aleck meter was in the shop being repaired.

[Michael Trew]

On 9/22/2023 3:08 PM, Sqwertz wrote:

> Eveybody always has breakfast for breakfast, or breakfast for
> dinner, but never breakfast for lunch. I'm here to change that!

Umm... brunch?

> https://i.postimg.cc/nzZn2pJ4/All-American-Breakfast.jpg

Looks good, but that's a a lot of food.

[Michael Trew]

On 9/22/2023 10:00 PM, Dave Smith wrote:

That's pretty normal here, also. I'm usually not hungry in the morning,
and just have coffee. Food after noon.

[Michael Trew]

Not that I care what other people eat, but same here. Sophia and I
could easily split that plate. We usually split a meal at a restaurant
if eating out.

[Bruce]

:)

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Bruce
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[Bruce]

On Sat, 23 Sep 2023 10:57:47 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"

It's just funny to see Steve cook for a small family and then realize
he eats it all himself.

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Bruce
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[Bruce]

After he's eaten all that, he falls asleep. When he wakes up, he
starts cooking the next meal.

--
Bruce
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[Bruce]

That makes sense to me.

--
Bruce
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[Hank Rogers]

When will you realize that squirts seeks only attention,
similar to kuth? Just praise the shit he posts, or partake in
his frequent quiz shows, if you wish, and move on.

[GM]

I think that Kuthe should emulate Steve, and start ingesting vast quantities of painkillers
and guzzling vats of homemade moonshine...

Then start posting nutty stuff like Steve does in the early AM, like chasing around fake hummingbirds in
his garage, etc...

OH, and obsessing about cooking and eating 50K calories worth of food per day...

Yup, Steve is a good role model for Kuthe to emulate...

--
GM

[Michael Trew]

On 9/23/2023 6:37 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Michael Trew wrote:
>>

>> Not that I care what other people eat, but same here. Sophia and I
>> could easily split that plate. We usually split a meal at a
>> restaurant if eating out.
>
> When will you realize that squirts seeks only attention, similar to
> kuth? Just praise the shit he posts, or partake in his frequent quiz
> shows, if you wish, and move on.

Kuthe is just sad most of the time. SOS meals and posts. I'm well over
that. Steve is a new variety of crazy each time.

[Bryan Simmons]

Kuthe can't afford drugs and/or alcohol.

>
> Then start posting nutty stuff like Steve does in the early AM, like chasing around fake hummingbirds in
> his garage, etc...
>

He could take major hallucinogens again, and wander
around Target's parking lot, obviously tripping, while
dressed in a ladies' blouse.

>
> OH, and obsessing about cooking and eating 50K calories worth of food per day...
>
> Yup, Steve is a good role model for Kuthe to emulate...
>

He *would* be more interesting, but unless another
relative dies and leaves him more cash, he's SOL.
>
> --
> GM

--Bryan

[GM]

You mean he looked MORE of a FREAK than even on his Facebook page...!!!???

https://postimg.cc/bd24pkV7

Wasn't John also tripping around in cha - cha heels in that Target lot...???

> > OH, and obsessing about cooking and eating 50K calories worth of food per day...
> >
> > Yup, Steve is a good role model for Kuthe to emulate...
> >
> He *would* be more interesting, but unless another
> relative dies and leaves him more cash, he's SOL.

So John's retarded antics will just continue to be as boring as they are...

"Oh, well..."

8 - \

--
GM

[Bryan Simmons]

All I remember was the top, which was kind of purple,
maybe paisley print.

>
> > > OH, and obsessing about cooking and eating 50K calories worth of food per day...
> > >
> > > Yup, Steve is a good role model for Kuthe to emulate...
> > >
> > He *would* be more interesting, but unless another
> > relative dies and leaves him more cash, he's SOL.
> So John's retarded antics will just continue to be as boring as they are...
>

Until he dies, becomes too mentally infirm to post here,
or just realizes that he was a fool to ever start posting
to Usenet in the first place.
>
> --
> GM

--Bryan

[Michael Trew]

On 9/24/2023 12:18 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> All I remember was the top, which was kind of purple,
> maybe paisley print.

OB Food: Eat Your Paisley ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J92l1YwQxVc&list=PLcN_ivZdpJQGQ_rGr6zKHmvDovjXQmPqS

"It's a beach party, Vietnam"...

[Leonard Blaisdell]

On 2023-09-22, Bruce <Br...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> I just have this emphatic tendency to put myself in the position of
> graveyard shifters and substance abusers.


s/emphatic/empathetic/. Just trying to help out my foreign friend.

[Bruce]

On 25 Sep 2023 00:42:27 GMT, Leonard Blaisdell

Thanks. Emphatic means something else.

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Bruce
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