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It's time for The Knife again
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Sqwertz
Apr 30, 2023, 5:20:17 AM4/30/23
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I thought you'd all appreciate hearing about this one. This time
they're going to poke my eyes out.
You want to hear a description of the surgical procedure? [Guy in
the back row just yelled, "Fuck yeah!"]
They cut off 2-3 of the 6 muscles from EACH eye right where they
attach to the eyeball just under your eyelids. And then they sew
them back onto the whites of the eyeballs in different places to
make them tighter or looser - and HOPEFULLY both point in the same
direction simultaneously. And then you look like Satan for a few
weeks.
I think I'd rather have my brain lobes cut out while awake or
perform my own castration. Cutting and sewing eyeballs doesn't
tickle my fancy much. But it's actually quite cheap - only about
$8,000K. That's less than the average trip to the emergency room.
ObFood: I always thought of the eyeballs as kind of like hard
boiled eggs in terms of meatyness and texture. But they're
actually more like turkey gizzards. Huh. Who knew?
Enjoy your breakfasts!
-sw
they're going to poke my eyes out.
You want to hear a description of the surgical procedure? [Guy in
the back row just yelled, "Fuck yeah!"]
They cut off 2-3 of the 6 muscles from EACH eye right where they
attach to the eyeball just under your eyelids. And then they sew
them back onto the whites of the eyeballs in different places to
make them tighter or looser - and HOPEFULLY both point in the same
direction simultaneously. And then you look like Satan for a few
weeks.
I think I'd rather have my brain lobes cut out while awake or
perform my own castration. Cutting and sewing eyeballs doesn't
tickle my fancy much. But it's actually quite cheap - only about
$8,000K. That's less than the average trip to the emergency room.
ObFood: I always thought of the eyeballs as kind of like hard
boiled eggs in terms of meatyness and texture. But they're
actually more like turkey gizzards. Huh. Who knew?
Enjoy your breakfasts!
-sw
Thomas
Apr 30, 2023, 7:39:55 AM4/30/23
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dsi1
Apr 30, 2023, 9:00:22 AM4/30/23
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"Yes, he gouged out his eye with a spoon."
Uh oh.
Sqwertz
May 1, 2023, 6:43:19 AM5/1/23
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On Sun, 30 Apr 2023 04:39:51 -0700 (PDT), Thomas wrote:
> My wife has had her eyes removed. I cannot fathom that.
OK, you got me there.
> My wife has had her eyes removed. I cannot fathom that.
But lets be Real. She only tells you that during foreplay.
-sw
Sqwertz
May 1, 2023, 6:53:11 AM5/1/23
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On Sun, 30 Apr 2023 06:00:18 -0700 (PDT), dsi1 wrote:
> We were at the laundry mat a couple of weeks ago and my wife
> said "uh oh." She said she saw one of her former patients of
> the psych hospital where she works. I said "You mean that big
> one-eyed fellow talking to the lady? He seemed like a nice
> enough guy." "Yes, he gouged out his eye with a spoon." Uh oh.
You physically can't gouge your eye out with a spoon without
> We were at the laundry mat a couple of weeks ago and my wife
> said "uh oh." She said she saw one of her former patients of
> the psych hospital where she works. I said "You mean that big
> one-eyed fellow talking to the lady? He seemed like a nice
> enough guy." "Yes, he gouged out his eye with a spoon." Uh oh.
sustaining deadly (or incapacitating) injuries to your brain.
Kind of ironic that a self-inflicted brain-dead guy would be at a
laundramat with you and your wife. What.... you can't afford
220V?
-sw
Thomas
May 1, 2023, 3:43:59 PM5/1/23
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Sqwertz
May 2, 2023, 11:43:10 PM5/2/23
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Ouch! Is that for when you've been a 'good boy' or a 'bad boy'?
-sw
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