On 6/27/2020 3:40 PM, Lucretia Borgia wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Jun 2020 11:43:05 -0700 (PDT), GM
> <
gregorymorr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Gary wrote:
>>
>>> Lucretia Borgia wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Happy Birthday Gary - hope you are doing something to celebrate.
>>>
>>
>> HAPPY HAPPY to you, Gary...!!!
>>
>> To "celebrate" your name day I will be having some peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream for dessert tonight...AFTER I broil a nice chuck steak, served with fries and a "vegetable medly" as sides...I will send you some via Star Trek teleporting... ;-)
>>
>> My fave "Gary" moment is when Jill posted about her mom's Aunt Jemima cookie jar, saying that she had to prevent Kitty Persia from jumping up on the counter as Buffy might break it...yer reply was "You are so busted!", because Jill had previously claimed that her cats were NEVER allowed on the kitchen counters at all...here is the exchange:
>>
The completely FAKE Exchange. Why everyone falls for this bullshit is
beyond me. My mother never owned an Aunt Jemima cookie jar. My cat
Persia never knocked anything like it off a kitchen counter.
>> "Jill McQuown wrote:
No, I didn't. Dipshit!
>>> Anyway, I put this wonderful memento of my parents right out on my kitchen counter – the only thing is, I have to place it *securely* so that my Persia won’t be able to knock it off when she is up slinking around on the counter!
>>
>> Gary wrote:
>>
>> You are finally so busted! Do you not remember years ago when you
>> claimed your cat NEVER got on your kitchen countertops? I
>> remember teasing you for believing that and told you how she did
>> but just waited until you left the house. lol No, "she never does
>> that!" You taught her not to. ;)
>>
>> Well, I knew better but now you finally admit it. It took a good
>> while though. hahaha
Gary fell for the forgery, hook, line and sinker. Apparently you did,
too. Guess what? Someone posted my cat Buffy died on another
newsgroup. Assinine forgers need to get a life.
> Cats particularly like to go where they know you don't want them. My
> cat I had 25years ago looked oh so good, but I knew when we were in
> bed he checked the counter tops out, often could see his paw prints
> when the morning sun was at particularly height. The more you forbid
> them, the more attractive that area is to them.
>
I don't forbid my cat from going anywhere. There's no reason for her to
hang out in the kitchen. There's no food on the counters. She gets fed
in the bedroom; her food is stored in a cabinet in the master bathroom
off the bedroom. But hey, everyone encourage Greg Morrow spreading his
silly stories.
Jill