For the desert lovers.................

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

This the best caramel sauce EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1 cup of sugar
1 tbsp corn syrup
1/4 cup of water
1/2 cum heavy cream
2 tbsp unsalted butter softened
1/2 tsp fine grain sea salt
1 tsp pure vanilla extract (not the artificial stuff)



In a large heavy sauce pan stir together sugar, syrup, and water

I use a dutch oven

this is the hard part heat the mixture on a med hi stir once to mix
well then wait for it to boil where you will not touch it then lower
the heat to a medium and wait for it to start to darken.

1 light brown.. very thin runny caramel has the least amount of flavor
will not solidify at cooler temps

2 medium brown little bit thicker has deep caramel flavor may solidify
at cooler temps

3. darker brown much richer caramel flavor will solidify at cooler
temps

I usually remove mine when the color is a very deep amber, but be
careful it is so easy to burn and ruin the entire batch

when I say solidify it does not get hard like concrete it is like that
thick chewable candy but will easily become runny when heated in
microwave.

decide which you want and you have to time it perfectly.

take the caramel OFF the heat right before it get the color shade that
you want, because it will continue to cook a bit after it has been
removed and it could burn.


with the pot off the heat use a wooden spoon and pour in the heavy
cream, be very careful because it will bubble and his and get really
angry at you. Stir the pot until the mixture becomes smooth being sure
to get the bottom of the pot to get all the darker bits.
Stir in the butter and salt

allow your caramel sauce to cool for a full 3 minutes then stir in
your vanilla extract.


If you make this you will never want another food again....

Uses.........

ICE cream for sure
over sauteed apples with a pinch of cinnamon
any dehydrated fruit
on freshly popped popcorn not the microwave crap but that will do in a
pinch
topped on any desert cake or pie like apple pie or pumpkin pie or a
chocolate cake
--


"There are idiots among us, and they all believe in a god"
~Toidi Uoy

[Bruce]

On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 16:11:12 -0600,
Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:

>This the best caramel sauce EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>1 cup of sugar
>1 tbsp corn syrup
>1/4 cup of water
>1/2 cum heavy cream
>2 tbsp unsalted butter softened
>1/2 tsp fine grain sea salt
>1 tsp pure vanilla extract (not the artificial stuff)

Is it gluten free?

[Terry Coombs]

  Who cares ? The corn syrup and heavy cream nix it for our house , my
wife can't tolerate either . Much better IMO is my hot fudge sauce . She
can have that , but not the ice cream I usually serve it over . And hot
fudge sundaes were a particular favorite of hers .

--
Snag
Yes , I'm old
and crochety - and armed .
Get outta my woods !

[John Kuthe]

Appears to be! Not cholesterol free though. But how much you gonna eat?

John Kuthe, KutheChocolates.com...

[Bruce]

On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 16:31:09 -0600, Terry Coombs <snag...@msn.com>
wrote:

>On 2/25/2019 4:20 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 16:11:12 -0600,
>> Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>>
>>> This the best caramel sauce EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>> 1 cup of sugar
>>> 1 tbsp corn syrup
>>> 1/4 cup of water
>>> 1/2 cum heavy cream
>>> 2 tbsp unsalted butter softened
>>> 1/2 tsp fine grain sea salt
>>> 1 tsp pure vanilla extract (not the artificial stuff)
>> Is it gluten free?
>
>   Who cares ?

Just kidding. It's like asking him if says grace before he eats it.

[graham]

Where's the sand?

[penm...@aol.com]

Well it's Wednesday, and the douche bag is a hump.

[Terry Coombs]

  Maybe he prays to Santa ? I wonder if he's a better cook than Sheldon
? Not that that would be a great accomplishment ... but hey , my opinion
is gluten free !

[penm...@aol.com]

On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 17:24:00 -0600, Terry Coombs <snag...@msn.com>

wrote:

>On 2/25/2019 4:46 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 16:31:09 -0600, Terry Coombs <snag...@msn.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2/25/2019 4:20 PM, Bruce wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 16:11:12 -0600,
>>>> Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> This the best caramel sauce EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 1 cup of sugar
>>>>> 1 tbsp corn syrup
>>>>> 1/4 cup of water
>>>>> 1/2 cum heavy cream
>>>>> 2 tbsp unsalted butter softened
>>>>> 1/2 tsp fine grain sea salt
>>>>> 1 tsp pure vanilla extract (not the artificial stuff)
>>>> Is it gluten free?
>>>   Who cares ?
>> Just kidding. It's like asking him if says grace before he eats it.
>
>   Maybe he prays to Santa ? I wonder if he's a better cook than Sheldon
>? Not that that would be a great accomplishment ... but hey , my opinion
>is gluten free !

Gluten my ass.. truth be known you're a friggin' 400 pound glutton...
and you can't cook a lick, ,no one has seen anything you've cooked...
odds are a cheap bastard the likes of you subsists on roadkill.

[Terry Coombs]

  You just made my day ! For a very brief period I forgot (laughing)
how much(laughing) pain I'm in(laughing) from having a tooth
extracted(laughing) this morning . Thanks !

[Hank Rogers]

Yoose tell 'em chef Popeye!

Yoose the only one in the world who can cook. We all know that, except
for those damn liars and faggots.

Oh, yeah, Popeye, yoose not s'posed to put gluten in yoose ass! It might
make it sealed shut, then yoose couldn't go potty any more.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Monday, February 25, 2019 at 4:11:16 PM UTC-6, Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>
> topped on any desert cake or pie like apple pie or pumpkin pie or a
> chocolate cake
>
>

Are we supposed to eat this in a desert where it's hot and dry or are we supposed
to consume this as a DESSERT??

[Bruce]

Could it be a cake that doesn't melt in high temperatures?

[penm...@aol.com]

On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 itsjoannotjoann wrote:

>On Monday, February 25, 2019 jesus lover wrote:
>>
>> topped on any desert cake or pie like apple pie or pumpkin pie or a
>> chocolate cake
>>
>Are we supposed to eat this in a desert where it's hot and dry or are we supposed
>to consume this as a DESSERT??

The creep is an ignoranus = ignorant asshole.

[Dave Smith]

He was yammering about gluten free so he probably mean desert.

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 17:40:45 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

Wow everyone else could figure out what was meant simply by a process
of comprehension. bummer you could not

--

____/~~~sine qua non~~~\____

[Hank Rogers]

Popeye, don't forget to call him a *liar* and *faggot*

Did yoose mention that he can't cook?

I bet he never even humped his aunt.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Continue to screw up and you'll see others correcting spelling here, too.
You must be related to our boarding house owner, Kuth. When he's not
winning an argument he goes off on a tangent about something being for
'profit' or the old stand-by about how wealthy he is.

[Ed Pawlowski]

On 2/25/2019 5:20 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 16:11:12 -0600,
> Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>
>> This the best caramel sauce EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> 1 cup of sugar
>> 1 tbsp corn syrup
>> 1/4 cup of water
>> 1/2 cum heavy cream

>

> Is it gluten free?
>
I'd be concerned about the heavy cream.

[Jeßus]

On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 16:11:12 -0600,
Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:

>This the best caramel sauce EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks. But... do I use the sauce with camel, scorpions, sand, or
what? Thanks for any clarification.

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

walmart has some great gluten free products, almost all of their great
value items are gluten free.

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

actually I posted several uses for the sauce, but it is caramel sauce
put it on steak for all I care...

[Gary]

Whoa! On a steak? Please tell me *that* was a joke. ;)

[Gary]

Pamela wrote:

>
> On 22:11 25 Feb 2019, Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
> >
> > This the best caramel sauce EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
>
>

> That John Kuthe way of writing is catching. Are you sure you're not
> connected with him?

Don't know about these days but in old days, all US Navy
communications and also old Western Union telegrams were always
sent in all caps.

[notbob]

On 2/26/2019 6:47 AM, Gary wrote:

> Whoa! On a steak? Please tell me *that* was a joke. ;)

"*that*" was a joke.

A rather poor one, but what else could it be. ;)

nb

[U.S. Janet B.]

On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 23:49:12 -0500, Ed Pawlowski <e...@snet.xxx> wrote:

no kidding, a sheldon special

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

dude.. do ya think that typeface, size, and font selection was on
every teletype machine?

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 20:43:16 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"

<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

>On Monday, February 25, 2019 at 8:14:39 PM UTC-6, Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 17:40:45 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
>> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>
>> >On Monday, February 25, 2019 at 4:11:16 PM UTC-6, Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>> >>
>> >> topped on any desert cake or pie like apple pie or pumpkin pie or a
>> >> chocolate cake
>> >>
>> >>
>> >Are we supposed to eat this in a desert where it's hot and dry or are we supposed
>> >to consume this as a DESSERT??
>>
>>
>> Wow everyone else could figure out what was meant simply by a process
>> of comprehension. bummer you could not
>>
>Continue to screw up and you'll see others correcting spelling here, too.
>You must be related to our boarding house owner, Kuth. When he's not
>winning an argument he goes off on a tangent about something being for
>'profit' or the old stand-by about how wealthy he is.

I am not the one tangenting, you are.....

have a good day...

[Nancy2]

And speaking of all caps, the USPO standardizes addresses in all caps with no punctuation.
I, for one, am still pleased to get snail mail from friends with the address in cursive with
punctuation where it usually appears. The friends who write to me pretty much learned
to write cursive with the same method, and our handwriting is very readable. I hear
cursive is being taught again in the schools, so hooray for that.

N.

[Jinx the Minx]

It’s true! My daughter is 10 and learned cursive in school last year.

[notbob]

On 2/26/2019 9:22 AM, Jinx the Minx wrote:

> Nancy2 <ellor...@gmail.com> wrote:

>> I hear
>> cursive is being taught again in the schools, so hooray for that.

> It’s true! My daughter is 10 and learned cursive in school last year.

My two granddaughters both missed cursive. That's why I'm trying to get
the younger of the two to learn connected italics (calligraphy). My
favorite book, which I sent her a copy, has a great section on "Chancery
Cursive" (Chancery is a form of British italics), the first step in
learning calligraphy.

https://www.amazon.com/Getting-Started-Calligraphy-Nancy-Baron/dp/0806988401

***OR***

http://tinyurl.com/y228r4mw

nb

[Ophelia]

"notbob" wrote in message news:gdljub...@mid.individual.net...

==

Wayyyyy back in the day when I was in school, we did cursive! The, just
when we were entering our teens, they change to italics!

My hand writing never recovered:(

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Tuesday, February 26, 2019 at 8:59:25 AM UTC-6, Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>
> I am not the one tangenting, you are.....
>

Har-har-har-har.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Tuesday, February 26, 2019 at 10:22:56 AM UTC-6, Jinx the Minx wrote:
>
> Nancy2 <ellor...@gmail.com> wrote:
>

> > I hear
> > cursive is being taught again in the schools, so hooray for that.
> >
> > N.
> >
> It’s true! My daughter is 10 and learned cursive in school last year.
>

A hundred years ago when I was in school, cursive was taught in the third
grade.

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

Ya know that tickle you are feeling in your uvula? That is what is
left of your pride.

[Jinx the Minx]

That’s when I learned it, too.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

No, that's what I 'tickle' when I throw up after wading through your cesspool
of comments.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Tuesday, February 26, 2019 at 6:53:19 PM UTC-6, Jinx the Minx wrote:

>
> itsjoan...@webtv.net <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
> >
> > A hundred years ago when I was in school, cursive was taught in the third
> > grade.
> >
>
> That’s when I learned it, too.
>

I can remember distinctly how excited we were in the second grade and on the
first day of school we asked our teacher, Miss McCord, if we'd be learning
how to write 'real' writing? We were mightily disappointed when she told us
we would not be learning that skill until the third grade. Lots of fallen
faces that day.

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

On Tue, 26 Feb 2019 17:31:58 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"

<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

>On Tuesday, February 26, 2019 at 5:48:01 PM UTC-6, Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>> On Tue, 26 Feb 2019 14:52:53 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
>> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>
>> >On Tuesday, February 26, 2019 at 8:59:25 AM UTC-6, Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>> >>
>> >> I am not the one tangenting, you are.....
>> >>
>> >Har-har-har-har.
>>
>>
>> Ya know that tickle you are feeling in your uvula? That is what is
>> left of your pride.
>>
>No, that's what I 'tickle' when I throw up after wading through your cesspool
>of comments.

So weak....

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Yeah, sometimes people just have that effect on my stomach.

[Julie Bove]

<Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl> wrote in message
news:4bo87e95o5ue73kll...@4ax.com...

> This the best caramel sauce EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>

> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tbsp corn syrup
> 1/4 cup of water
> 1/2 cum heavy cream

> 2 tbsp unsalted butter softened
> 1/2 tsp fine grain sea salt
> 1 tsp pure vanilla extract (not the artificial stuff)
>
>
>
> In a large heavy sauce pan stir together sugar, syrup, and water
>
> I use a dutch oven
>
> this is the hard part heat the mixture on a med hi stir once to mix
> well then wait for it to boil where you will not touch it then lower
> the heat to a medium and wait for it to start to darken.
>
> 1 light brown.. very thin runny caramel has the least amount of flavor
> will not solidify at cooler temps
>
> 2 medium brown little bit thicker has deep caramel flavor may solidify
> at cooler temps
>
> 3. darker brown much richer caramel flavor will solidify at cooler
> temps
>
> I usually remove mine when the color is a very deep amber, but be
> careful it is so easy to burn and ruin the entire batch
>
> when I say solidify it does not get hard like concrete it is like that
> thick chewable candy but will easily become runny when heated in
> microwave.
>
> decide which you want and you have to time it perfectly.
>
> take the caramel OFF the heat right before it get the color shade that
> you want, because it will continue to cook a bit after it has been
> removed and it could burn.
>
>
> with the pot off the heat use a wooden spoon and pour in the heavy
> cream, be very careful because it will bubble and his and get really
> angry at you. Stir the pot until the mixture becomes smooth being sure
> to get the bottom of the pot to get all the darker bits.
> Stir in the butter and salt
>
> allow your caramel sauce to cool for a full 3 minutes then stir in
> your vanilla extract.
>
>
> If you make this you will never want another food again....
>
> Uses.........
>
> ICE cream for sure
> over sauteed apples with a pinch of cinnamon
> any dehydrated fruit
> on freshly popped popcorn not the microwave crap but that will do in a
> pinch

> topped on any desert cake or pie like apple pie or pumpkin pie or a
> chocolate cake

> --
>
>
> "There are idiots among us, and they all believe in a god"
> ~Toidi Uoy

Desert is an area of land that is dry and sandy. Perhaps you mean dessert?

[Julie Bove]

"Terry Coombs" <snag...@msn.com> wrote in message
news:q51qaf$t2l$1...@dont-email.me...

> On 2/25/2019 4:20 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 16:11:12 -0600,
>> Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>>

>>> This the best caramel sauce EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>> 1 cup of sugar
>>> 1 tbsp corn syrup
>>> 1/4 cup of water
>>> 1/2 cum heavy cream
>>> 2 tbsp unsalted butter softened
>>> 1/2 tsp fine grain sea salt
>>> 1 tsp pure vanilla extract (not the artificial stuff)

>> Is it gluten free?
>
> Who cares ? The corn syrup and heavy cream nix it for our house , my wife
> can't tolerate either . Much better IMO is my hot fudge sauce . She can
> have that , but not the ice cream I usually serve it over . And hot fudge
> sundaes were a particular favorite of hers .

How do you make it with no dairy? I love hot fudge over canned pears.

[Julie Bove]

<Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl> wrote in message
news:po4a7epft7hsbqvv7...@4ax.com...

Wrong! Check the "may contain".

[Julie Bove]

<Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl> wrote in message
news:v6897e18kq0bbvdn2...@4ax.com...

> On Mon, 25 Feb 2019 17:40:45 -0800 (PST), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
>>On Monday, February 25, 2019 at 4:11:16 PM UTC-6,
>>Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>>>

>>> topped on any desert cake or pie like apple pie or pumpkin pie or a
>>> chocolate cake
>>>
>>>

>>Are we supposed to eat this in a desert where it's hot and dry or are we
>>supposed
>>to consume this as a DESSERT??
>
>
> Wow everyone else could figure out what was meant simply by a process
> of comprehension. bummer you could not

We shouldn't have to figure out what was meant.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Tuesday, February 26, 2019 at 10:58:51 PM UTC-6, Julie Bove wrote:
>
> Desert is an area of land that is dry and sandy. Perhaps you mean dessert?
>

Thank you Captain Obvious, so glad you could join the party.

[Julie Bove]

"Jinx the Minx" <jinx...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:q53p4t$gec$1...@dont-email.me...

It's taught here for one hour only. To teach them how to sign their names.
They don't even print any more. It's all done on computer.

[Julie Bove]

"Jinx the Minx" <jinx...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:q54n1s$h54$1...@dont-email.me...

5th grade for me but beyond learning it, we were not required to use it.

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

soy milk and/or almond milk

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

Dude, no I am not wrong.
Their packaging will in fact say gluten free.
Are you just saying shit to argue with me?
Do you in fact have a crush on me or something?

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

ya see now you are just being petty and vile.
No one save joann knew what was meant as I have already stated

[Terry Coombs]

  I mix about 1 heaping tsp of cocoa with about 2/3c sugar and a half
tbsp of butter or margarine . Add just enough water to make a
medium-loose paste , and then nuke it for about a minute and a half -
stop about every 20 seconds or as needed to stir and keep it from
boiling over . I cook it until the graininess of the sugar disappears
and it gets smooth . Might take a bit of trial and error to get the
amount of water right for the consistency you want . Oh and I usually
mix a few drops of (real) vanilla in jest before serving it . This also
scales up nicely to using a sauce pan on the top burner - watch closely
so it doesn't scorch .

--
Snag
Yes , I'm old
and crochety - and armed .
Get outta my woods !

[Terry Coombs]

  My wife uses/drinks soy milk , I can't stand the stuff .  I use real
milk for mine and the dog's morning coffee and an occasional bowl of
cereal .

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

On Wed, 27 Feb 2019 07:04:51 -0600, Terry Coombs <snag...@msn.com>
wrote:

all I drink is soy milk, I get mine from TJ's which is gluten free. To
me it tastes pretty much like any other kind of milk. I don't eat
cereal, but I use the soy for my coffee in the am, different recipes
during the day, and a white or black russian at night(modified of
course).

I have never given coffee to my dog either... that seems a bit much..

[Dave Smith]

On 2019-02-27 8:04 a.m., Terry Coombs wrote:

>> --
> My wife uses/drinks soy milk , I can't stand the stuff . I use real
> milk for mine and the dog's morning coffee and an occasional bowl of
> cereal .

I was never impressed with soy milk, but almond milk is quite palatable.
Oak milk is great on cereal. My wife likes it in coffee.

[Gary]

Dave Smith wrote:
>
> Oak milk is great on cereal. My wife likes it in coffee.

Oak milk? Jeez, you're just as weird as Julie with food. ;)

[Gary]

Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>
> all I drink is soy milk, I get mine from TJ's which is gluten free.

LOL TJ's. What an over-rated store.
I've been twice to buy an item that someone
raved about. Each product was nasty.
What did you do before they showed up?

[Dave Smith]

I tried the almond milk because of my lactose issues and started using
it because it was pretty good. Then my wife came home from grocery
shopping with some oat milk. Given my history with lactose I was not
about to drink a glass of it but I tried it on cereal and it was
delicious. It was better than milk.

[Gary]

Before I respond to this, I'll google 'oak milk'.
Never heard of that before.
I'll be back....

[Terry Coombs]

  His is about 80% milk , he gets it more because he wants whatever I'm
eating/drinking . I share beer with him too ... but not much , he can't
handle his likker . Gets all mushy and wants to lick .

[Julie Bove]

<Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl> wrote in message
news:62uc7epde2p4pv0ib...@4ax.com...

I don't do soy. Never buy almond milk.

[Julie Bove]

<Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl> wrote in message
news:h3uc7e9phlirhp8s3...@4ax.com...

I've been buying GF stuff for years. Gluten isn't my issue. I'm not a dude.
I don't have a crush on anyone here.

[Julie Bove]

"Terry Coombs" <snag...@msn.com> wrote in message

news:q561gf$20e$1...@dont-email.me...

Nice! Thanks!

[Julie Bove]

"Gary" <g.ma...@att.net> wrote in message news:5C76B8AE...@att.net...

Our Lynnwood store moved to a new location. Very nice. No problems with it
now or the Shoreline one. The rotted produce seems to be a thing of the
past. That being said, I only buy a select few things there. Much of it is
overpriced and available elsewhere for less. I guess if you want wine,
that's cheap.

[Julie Bove]

"Dave Smith" <adavid...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:hiydE.812$lD....@fx08.iad...

Oak milk? Now that's hardcore!

[Julie Bove]

"Gary" <g.ma...@att.net> wrote in message news:5C76B6D7...@att.net...

> Dave Smith wrote:
>>
>> Oak milk is great on cereal. My wife likes it in coffee.
>
> Oak milk? Jeez, you're just as weird as Julie with food. ;)

I'm not even that weird!

[Julie Bove]

"Gary" <g.ma...@att.net> wrote in message news:5C76C00F...@att.net...

It's a Canadian thing. Maple syrup, Pine Nuts, Oak milk...

[Dave Smith]

Oh yes you are that weird.

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

I am not really that big of a TJ's fan like I said I get my milk from
there and they have a bag of GF tortillas that really like... I may
grab a couple of bananas they do have a great GF pie crust they also
have a pretty good GF pizza crust their eggs are a good price... all
of those thing I listed are cheaper than walmart and/or are
glutenfree. That is the only reason that I go there. I dont drink
disgusting ridiculous wine which they appear to have a good bit of,
pretty much everything else is not GF or costs more than any other
store.

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

On Wed, 27 Feb 2019 19:57:08 -0800, "Julie Bove"

That has nothing to do with what we were talking about

> Gluten isn't my issue.

I never said that it was. I just said a lot of their products are
gluten free, that is all. For instance almost all of their dairy and
cheeses and shredded cheeses are gluten free.

> I'm not a dude.

dude to me is a sexless description of a person, kinda like guy.... I
have known females to call their other female friends that are in a
group guys

>I don't have a crush on anyone here.

That remains to be seen :P

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

Uhh BTW I forger one more thing that is the best thing that I get a
trader joes... I am a die hard fan of their house brand whole bean
coffee, the one that comes in the cans... I drink that stuff like a
mad man

[jmcquown]

On 2/27/2019 8:04 AM, Terry Coombs wrote:
>   My wife uses/drinks soy milk , I can't stand the stuff .  I use real
> milk for mine and the dog's morning coffee and an occasional bowl of
> cereal .

Wait... your dog drinks coffee? ;)

Jill

[jmcquown]

Have you tried any of the dairy milks that are lactose free? Sometime
last year I bought some, not because of lactose issues but because I was
out of milk and it was the only milk left in the dairy case at the
nearby store. It was (IIRC) 2% milk and tasted exactly like... milk. :)
The bonus is it doesn't spoil nearly as fast because of the
pasturization process.

I have nothing against almond milk, soy milk or oat milk. I know some
people just plain don't like milk or have issues with lactose. If you
like it, great. But, to be clear, what you're using is not "milk". ;)

Jill

[Gary]

jmcquown wrote:
>
> On 2/27/2019 8:04 AM, Terry Coombs wrote:

> >  My wife uses/drinks soy milk , I can't stand the stuff . I use real

> > milk for mine and the dog's morning coffee and an occasional bowl of
> > cereal .
>
> Wait... your dog drinks coffee? ;)

I knew a married couple many years ago and their dog loved beer.
We were over there one day and he said, "Check this out." He
opened a beer and poured it into a bowl. Set it down and called
the dog by name followed by BEER.

Ex: "HEY ROVER.....BEER!" The dog immediately ran over and drank
all the beer. weird.

[jmcquown]

Maple syrup, yes. Pine nuts (pinolis), not really a Canadian thing. :)

Jill

[jmcquown]

Not really weird, but it sounds like animal cruelty. When my little dog
Sampson was a puppy, my [ex] husband had set a glass of Jack Daniel's &
coke (UGH!) on the coffee table. I was in the kitchen; walked in to
find Sampson had jumped up and was drinking it. That poor pup was
sloshed out of his mind... staggering and bumping into walls, and he was
a crying drunk to boot! It was purely an accident but it was a pitiful
sight. I'm pretty sure he had a hangover when it wore off. It's not a
good idea to give pets alcohol no matter how cute a "trick" you (the
collective you, as in "take a video for Youtube!) think it is.

Jill

[Gary]

LOL. At the time, I didn't realize it was a typo for "OAT milk"
I visualized milk made from acorns or something. LOL

[jmcquown]

What typo? Dave said "oat milk". No mention of acorns anywhere.

Jill

[Bruce]

On Thu, 28 Feb 2019 08:28:50 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

Baby seal meat? (Do Canadians still club baby seals to death?)

[Bruce]

There's acorn coffee.

[Bruce]

On Thu, 28 Feb 2019 11:11:52 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

Reread the above and use your finger until you reach the K.

[Dave Smith]

On 2019-02-28 8:23 a.m., jmcquown wrote:
> On 2/27/2019 11:47 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2019-02-27 11:12 a.m., Gary wrote:

>> I tried the almond milk because of my lactose issues and started using
>> it because it was pretty good. Then my wife came home from grocery
>> shopping with some oat milk. Given my history with lactose I was not
>> about to drink a glass of it but I tried it on cereal and it was
>> delicious. It was better than milk.
>
> Have you tried any of the dairy milks that are lactose free?  Sometime
> last year I bought some, not because of lactose issues but because I was
> out of milk and it was the only milk left in the dairy case at the
> nearby store.  It was (IIRC) 2% milk and tasted exactly like... milk. :)
>  The bonus is it doesn't spoil nearly as fast because of the
> pasturization process.

Yes. I started getting lactose free milk a couple months ago. I seem to
be getting away with it. I have actually been getting away with having
a mug of cocoa at night. It costs more than twice as much as regular
milk. On the positive side, it has a long shelf life. I don't find
myself having to make pudding to use it up before it turns sour.

>
> I have nothing against almond milk, soy milk or oat milk.  I know some
> people just plain don't like milk or have issues with lactose.  If you
> like it, great.  But, to be clear, what you're using is not "milk". ;)

I don't dislike the taste of milk. It is just that I have too much
experience being expected to drink something that felt like phlegm going
down my throat and left me with gas, cramps and the trots. The thought
of drinking milk just doesn't appeal to me. I know that soy, almond and
oat milk are not milk, but they are viable alternatives for my purposes.
Just don't expect me to drink a glass of it because the idea of milk
as a beverage just doesn't appeal.

[Dave Smith]

On 2019-02-28 8:26 a.m., Gary wrote:

> jmcquown wrote:
>>
>> Wait... your dog drinks coffee? ;)
>
> I knew a married couple many years ago and their dog loved beer.
> We were over there one day and he said, "Check this out." He
> opened a beer and poured it into a bowl. Set it down and called
> the dog by name followed by BEER.

My brother used to have a dog who loved beer. A few times when we were
sitting around on a weekend having a few beers, Mike would go to a line
empties sitting on the ground and systematically knock them over and
step on the tops to push them down and lick up whatever came out.

My dogs have all been quite different. One would get quite upset if
offered any kind of alcohol.

[Julie Bove]

"jmcquown" <j_mc...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:kLTdE.23401$hV4...@fx43.iad...

He said that in a reply. The first post said "oak".

[Gary]

jmcquown wrote:

>
> Gary wrote:
> > LOL. At the time, I didn't realize it was a typo for "OAT milk"
> > I visualized milk made from acorns or something. LOL
> >
> What typo? Dave said "oat milk". No mention of acorns anywhere.

In Dave's first post to this thread,
he wrote OAK milk, not OAT milk

That's what I responded to and I mentioned acorns thinking oaK.

Look back in the thread or if you're too lazy to, here
is what he first said:

Wed, 10:49am Eastern, Dave wrote

"Oak milk is great on cereal. My wife likes it in coffee."

Easy to miss though. I had to look twice. heheh

[Bruce]

On Thu, 28 Feb 2019 08:38:44 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

>On 2/28/2019 8:26 AM, Gary wrote:
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>
>>> On 2/27/2019 8:04 AM, Terry Coombs wrote:
>>>>  My wife uses/drinks soy milk , I can't stand the stuff . I use real
>>>> milk for mine and the dog's morning coffee and an occasional bowl of
>>>> cereal .
>>>
>>> Wait... your dog drinks coffee? ;)
>>
>> I knew a married couple many years ago and their dog loved beer.
>> We were over there one day and he said, "Check this out." He
>> opened a beer and poured it into a bowl. Set it down and called
>> the dog by name followed by BEER.
>>
>> Ex: "HEY ROVER.....BEER!" The dog immediately ran over and drank
>> all the beer. weird.
>>
>Not really weird, but it sounds like animal cruelty.

What's a bit of beer if you eat animals every day?

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

On Sat, 02 Mar 2019 05:45:54 +1100, Bruce <br...@invalid.invalid>
wrote:

>On Thu, 28 Feb 2019 08:38:44 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On 2/28/2019 8:26 AM, Gary wrote:
>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On 2/27/2019 8:04 AM, Terry Coombs wrote:

>>>>> Ā My wife uses/drinks soy milk , I can't stand the stuff .Ā I use real

>>>>> milk for mine and the dog's morning coffee and an occasional bowl of
>>>>> cereal .
>>>>
>>>> Wait... your dog drinks coffee? ;)
>>>
>>> I knew a married couple many years ago and their dog loved beer.
>>> We were over there one day and he said, "Check this out." He
>>> opened a beer and poured it into a bowl. Set it down and called
>>> the dog by name followed by BEER.
>>>
>>> Ex: "HEY ROVER.....BEER!" The dog immediately ran over and drank
>>> all the beer. weird.
>>>
>>Not really weird, but it sounds like animal cruelty.
>
>What's a bit of beer if you eat animals every day?

TBH beer is just the most disgusting thing ever invented. Granted
there was a time where it was a necessity but since we have developed
water filtration it just is not needed

[Bruce]

On Fri, 01 Mar 2019 15:02:39 -0600,
Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:

>On Sat, 02 Mar 2019 05:45:54 +1100, Bruce <br...@invalid.invalid>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 28 Feb 2019 08:38:44 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On 2/28/2019 8:26 AM, Gary wrote:
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On 2/27/2019 8:04 AM, Terry Coombs wrote:

>>>>>>  My wife uses/drinks soy milk , I can't stand the stuff . I use real

>>>>>> milk for mine and the dog's morning coffee and an occasional bowl of
>>>>>> cereal .
>>>>>
>>>>> Wait... your dog drinks coffee? ;)
>>>>
>>>> I knew a married couple many years ago and their dog loved beer.
>>>> We were over there one day and he said, "Check this out." He
>>>> opened a beer and poured it into a bowl. Set it down and called
>>>> the dog by name followed by BEER.
>>>>
>>>> Ex: "HEY ROVER.....BEER!" The dog immediately ran over and drank
>>>> all the beer. weird.
>>>>
>>>Not really weird, but it sounds like animal cruelty.
>>
>>What's a bit of beer if you eat animals every day?
>
>
>TBH beer is just the most disgusting thing ever invented. Granted
>there was a time where it was a necessity but since we have developed
>water filtration it just is not needed

Barbarian!

[jmcquown]

I saw in another post you were thinking about acorn coffee. I only know
about this because of seeing some documentary or some such thing on
Native American cultures and ways they used ground acorns. If you try
it I'm guessing it probably won't taste very good... ;)

Jill

[graham]

On 2019-03-01 2:02 p.m., Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
> On Sat, 02 Mar 2019 05:45:54 +1100, Bruce <br...@invalid.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 28 Feb 2019 08:38:44 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2/28/2019 8:26 AM, Gary wrote:
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On 2/27/2019 8:04 AM, Terry Coombs wrote:

>>>>>>  My wife uses/drinks soy milk , I can't stand the stuff . I use real

>>>>>> milk for mine and the dog's morning coffee and an occasional bowl of
>>>>>> cereal .
>>>>>
>>>>> Wait... your dog drinks coffee? ;)
>>>>
>>>> I knew a married couple many years ago and their dog loved beer.
>>>> We were over there one day and he said, "Check this out." He
>>>> opened a beer and poured it into a bowl. Set it down and called
>>>> the dog by name followed by BEER.
>>>>
>>>> Ex: "HEY ROVER.....BEER!" The dog immediately ran over and drank
>>>> all the beer. weird.
>>>>
>>> Not really weird, but it sounds like animal cruelty.
>>
>> What's a bit of beer if you eat animals every day?
>
>
> TBH beer is just the most disgusting thing ever invented.

I think you've had one too many!

[Bruce]

Or maybe he found a glute in his beer.

[songbird]

jmcquown wrote:
...

> I saw in another post you were thinking about acorn coffee. I only know
> about this because of seeing some documentary or some such thing on
> Native American cultures and ways they used ground acorns. If you try
> it I'm guessing it probably won't taste very good... ;)

there are different kinds of acorns, some are
quite mild.


songbird

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

On Wed, 27 Feb 2019 11:19:58 -0500, Gary <g.ma...@att.net> wrote:

>Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl wrote:
>>
>> all I drink is soy milk, I get mine from TJ's which is gluten free.
>
>LOL TJ's. What an over-rated store.
>I've been twice to buy an item that someone
>raved about. Each product was nasty.
>What did you do before they showed up?

TJ's freakin banned me because I bitched at one of the mindless morons
that WAS not sanitizing their hands after touching potentially
infected items

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Crusty Kruller is bored yet again. Digging up posts from February 27,
2-0-1-9 to reply to a post he's already bitched about at that time.

[Hank Rogers]

New content though ... He finally got banned from the place he buys
soy milk.

2021 , he'll post about his tits growing because of the soy.
2022 , He'll post about Popeye chasing him cause huge tits.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Friday, May 29, 2020 at 8:50:50 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:

>
> itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>
> > Crusty Kruller is bored yet again. Digging up posts from February 27,
> > 2-0-1-9 to reply to a post he's already bitched about at that time.
> >
>
> New content though ... He finally got banned from the place he buys
> soy milk.
>
> 2021 , he'll post about his tits growing because of the soy.
> 2022 , He'll post about Popeye chasing him cause huge tits.
>

*SNIGGER*

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

On Fri, 29 May 2020 20:50:43 -0500, Hank Rogers <Nos...@invalid.com>
wrote:

Damn are you serious they are getting larger. I am up to a b cup

>2022 , He'll post about Popeye chasing him cause huge tits.

Too late someone has been following me. I see them every morning on my
way to the bathroom.

[Christ...@deathtochristianity.pl]

and yet you replied to said posting...

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

I surely did! I love pointing out stupid mistakes by stupid people.

[Taxed and Spent]

And you pointed out a fresh mistake, not a stale mistake.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

A mistake is a mistake whether it's 15 minutes or 15 months or more old.