OT I RIPPED an HOUR on my Nordictrack today!

John Kuthe

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Jan 6, 2021, 5:16:16 PM1/6/21

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And got rid of a pesky prostaglandin induced erection that can last hours!

Pesky initial symptom of my MS, Erectile Dysfunction or ED! But I found a temp cure! And WOW does it WORK! :-)

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

GM

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Jan 6, 2021, 5:20:52 PM1/6/21

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Speaking of "WORK!", do you think *anyone* will hire you if they stumble above your above post when they do your background check...???

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Greg

John Kuthe

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Jan 6, 2021, 5:34:24 PM1/6/21

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I have a Background Check done every job application I've had and it always turns up sparkling clean!

ROFL!!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

GM

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Jan 6, 2021, 5:50:15 PM1/6/21

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Of course it never progresses past the "application" stage, so ROFL! back atchya...

Lol...

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Greg

Bryan Simmons

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Jan 6, 2021, 6:27:03 PM1/6/21

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On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 4:20:52 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:

There are way funner ways to rid oneself of pesky erections than working
out on a Nordictrack. Just sayin'.
>
> --
> Best
> Greg

--Bryan

Hank Rogers

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Jan 6, 2021, 6:45:24 PM1/6/21

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So, yoose DikRippin today?

GM

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Jan 6, 2021, 6:48:37 PM1/6/21

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Does he realize that his erection is powered by DIRTY COAL...!!!???

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Greg

Hank Rogers

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Jan 6, 2021, 7:12:24 PM1/6/21

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Dunno, but he's always good fer a laff.

Alex

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Jan 6, 2021, 7:20:33 PM1/6/21

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HR doesn't typically share their findings. They would respond by not
hiring you. Sound about right?

John Kuthe

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Jan 6, 2021, 7:39:27 PM1/6/21

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Oh, I did that too! But normally I'd have the erection for 6 hours! And THAT gets pesky after a while!

But what other men can say they CAN have an erection for 6 hours? Just don't introduce me to your girlfriend! ;-)|

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

GM

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Jan 6, 2021, 7:46:11 PM1/6/21

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Maybe you can call Jill up...she'd prolly love to bang you, I'm practically sure...

;-)

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Greg

John Kuthe

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Jan 6, 2021, 7:54:22 PM1/6/21

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Only as the lady says! :-)

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

GM

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Jan 6, 2021, 8:17:23 PM1/6/21

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"Ask her...she's here..."

;-P

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Greg

Cindy Hamilton

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Jan 7, 2021, 4:38:40 AM1/7/21

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We'd be more impressed if you had a reciprocal relationship with another human
that lasted hours.

Cindy Hamilton

Master Bruce

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Jan 7, 2021, 4:48:44 AM1/7/21

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I'd be more impressed if you picked a more impressive opponent.

Bryan Simmons

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Jan 7, 2021, 5:05:30 AM1/7/21

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One who had 7 hour erections?

--Bryan

Janet

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Jan 7, 2021, 8:06:54 AM1/7/21

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In article <ea95ccfd-bd12-4253...@googlegroups.com>,
johnk...@gmail.com says...

> But what other men can say they CAN have an erection for 6 hours? Just don't introduce me to your girlfriend! ;-)|
>

Most here have had paid employment that lasted longer than six hours.

See if you can match that.

Janet UK

Sheldon Martin

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Jan 7, 2021, 9:20:33 AM1/7/21

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I've never had an employer contact me other than to tell me I'm hired
and for me to come in to discuss a starting date and to fill out
insurance forms. No employer has ever told me about my background
check one way or another. If I don't hear from the employer within a
couple weeks I automatically assume my application went into the Round
File. In my line of work they'd do the background check from the info
on my written application before interviewing me. I'd be told I'm
hired during the initial interview... they wouldn't waste time
interviewing me if I didn't pass the background check.

Cindy Hamilton

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Jan 7, 2021, 9:55:24 AM1/7/21

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I've never (as far as I know) had a background check prior to employment.
My husband has had a security clearance. It's impossible not to know you're
going through that. The polygraph test is a dead giveaway.

Cindy Hamilton

GM

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Jan 7, 2021, 10:13:00 AM1/7/21

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Wow, polygraph tests, are they still around, I guess so...

I've had criminal background checks for most of my jobs, even for my volunteer gigs. The last two I had to be fingerprinted and my prints sent to the FBI...

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Greg

Omni Vore

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Jan 11, 2021, 8:06:07 PM1/11/21

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On 1/6/2021 2:16 PM, John KOOKhe wrote:

> And

did you get your face kicked in?

Hope so. If you didn't, get your teeth smashed down your throat too.

Fuck off, drop dead.

Omni Vore

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Jan 11, 2021, 8:13:53 PM1/11/21

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On 1/6/2021 2:34 PM, John KOOKhe wrote:

> On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 4:20:52 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
>>
>> Speaking of "WORK!", do you think *anyone* will hire you if they stumble above your above post when they do your background check...???
>>
>

> I have a Background Check

Just answer no, KOOKthe. Nobody will hire you for anything. You're
unemployable. You're useless. You're a parasite.

Fuck off, drop dead.

John Kuthe

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Jan 11, 2021, 9:34:57 PM1/11/21

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I JUST got a PT Nursing job, Nymshifting Asshole!

And my background checks always come out clean as a whistle!

John Kuthe RN, BSN...

Cal Q. Later

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Jan 12, 2021, 12:30:53 AM1/12/21

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On 1/11/2021 6:34 PM, John Kuthe wrote:

> On Monday, January 11, 2021 at 7:13:53 PM UTC-6, Omni Vore wrote:
>>
>> Just answer no, KOOKthe. Nobody will hire you for anything. You're
>> unemployable. You're useless. You're a parasite.
>>
>> Fuck off, drop dead.
>
> I JUST got a PT Nursing job

No, you didn't. You lie about everything, you dimwitted sicko. Also,
nobody gives a flying fuck whether you got your stupid job or not.
You're an idiot attention whore. GET A LIFE, LOSER!

Fuck off, drop dead.