On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 3:25:49 PM UTC-6, Jeßus wrote:
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> Why don't you become a porn star John? You could specialise in GILF.
> Bonus points for not wasting your mighty erections and putting them to
> practical use. Money in the bank. You may become rich enough to
> afford a new Leaf. You could keep Rottler on retainer. Think about it.
>
As a side gig he could make benevolent butt plugs when he's not on
camera 'performing.'
If it was a long boring day, with let's say problems with the cameras, he
could keep the crew entertained with thrilling details about his roof and
those glorious copper gutters. Then he could watch their eyes grow wide
when he told them about his pet roaches that he sadly had to have exterminated.
To finish a laborious day, after the roaches saga, he could offer them some of his
yummy toffee. They'd be wondering what that crunch is while chewing.