OT: tomorrow 8AM, Orientation!

[John Kuthe]

For my new FULL TIME w/Benefits Home Care Pediatrics nursing job!

And I'll bet THE will have masks for me! :-)

John Kuthe...

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Be sure and blurt out you had a 'cuppa' before coming for orientation and
how you ripped and farted on your new Nordic Track.

[Hank Rogers]

Don't worry, he *WILL*.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha.

Oh, and that's supposed to be cuppa PLUS.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 1:36:17 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:

>
> itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
> >
> > Be sure and blurt out you had a 'cuppa' before coming for orientation and
> > how you ripped and farted on your new Nordic Track.
> >
>
> Don't worry, he *WILL*.
> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha.
>
> Oh, and that's supposed to be cuppa PLUS.
>

Thanks! I couldn't remember the actual dosage of his miracle elixir.

I just pity the poor unsuspecting attractive woman who might also be
in this class. He'll latch onto to her like a leech and think he's
hit the jackpot. She'll wonder why she ever agreed to the nursing job.

[Wild Bill Wharton]

At least until several of us notify the Missouri Board of Nursing
about how you're unstable and a danger to anybody you care for. The
Uzi on the roof thing doesn't help either.

[Hank Rogers]

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 09:01:10 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>

> Does anybody have any Deja links they'd like to highlight in a
> report to the Missouri Board of Nursing? I'll compile the list and
> complaint but I need some help digging up the specific links to
> warrant investigation. You could be saving a life.
>
> Specifically all those posts about "I hate humans" and other
> assorted wisdoms would go a long way to proving his incompetence.
>

Druce will shit when he sees this.

[Dave Smith]

I doubt that anyone needs to drop a dime on him. I am sure he will
quickly draw a lot of attention to himself just being the way he is.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 4:43:42 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
>
> I doubt that anyone needs to drop a dime on him. I am sure he will
> quickly draw a lot of attention to himself just being the way he is.
>

It's hard to hide a condition like his especially when you've cut your
prescription of Seroquel in half and self-medicate with cannabis.

[Dave Smith]

Indeed. It is glaringly obvious to everyone here that he has some
serious psychiatric issues. If he can't hide that here, you can imagine
what it would be like to deal with him in real life.

[Bruce]

On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 18:31:35 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

>On 2020-04-20 6:22 p.m., itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>> On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 4:43:42 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
>>>
>>> I doubt that anyone needs to drop a dime on him. I am sure he will
>>> quickly draw a lot of attention to himself just being the way he is.
>>>
>> It's hard to hide a condition like his especially when you've cut your
>> prescription of Seroquel in half and self-medicate with cannabis.
>>
>
>Indeed. It is glaringly obvious to everyone here that he has some
>serious psychiatric issues.

Then why do you keep harping on about it? Try having a life of your
own. It's fun! Go chase handicapped parking abusers!

[Hank Rogers]

The seroquel never helped him much anyway. He was still crazy as
hell when he took the full dose. That boy needs mellaril and
thorazine! And lots of it.

[Hank Rogers]

Sadly, it will probably take a death or two before they pull his
license.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Tell that to Koo-Koo Kuthe. Tell him to quit crowing about every daily
detail about his boring life.

[Bruce]

As long as y'all keep feeding him, what do you expect?

[Hank Rogers]

Bruce wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:56:59 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
>> On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 5:47:04 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>
>>> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 18:31:35 -0400, Dave Smith
>>> <adavid...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>>>
>>>> It is glaringly obvious to everyone here that he has some
>>>> serious psychiatric issues.
>>>
>>> Then why do you keep harping on about it? Try having a life of your
>>> own. It's fun! Go chase handicapped parking abusers!
>>>
>> Tell that to Koo-Koo Kuthe. Tell him to quit crowing about every daily
>> detail about his boring life.
>
> As long as y'all keep feeding him, what do you expect?
>

It doesn't matter whether he's fed of not. He continues the same
behavior, and you damn well know this Pruce.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 6:04:32 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:

>
> Bruce wrote:
> >
> > As long as y'all keep feeding him, what do you expect?
> >
>
> It doesn't matter whether he's fed of not. He continues the same
> behavior, and you damn well know this Pruce.
>

True, true. Daily he makes some silly post about something he has done or
will do just make sure his name is front and center for a minute or two.

[Bruce]

On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:43:11 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

>On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 6:04:32 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>
>> Bruce wrote:
>> >
>> > As long as y'all keep feeding him, what do you expect?
>> >
>>
>> It doesn't matter whether he's fed of not. He continues the same
>> behavior, and you damn well know this Pruce.

I can't know that because it's never been tested. Besides John
produces one post and then y'all post 8 comments on that post, making
the volume of nonsensical waffle 8 times bigger.

>True, true. Daily he makes some silly post about something he has done or
>will do just make sure his name is front and center for a minute or two.

And you amplify the effect and his incentive with your comments. So
what if he posts he stood on his head for an hour and then had a cup
of coffee.

[Hank Rogers]

We ought to keep a list. I'll get it started. Just a small sample ...

Artistic paint mishap
Wrecking of cars ... multiple episodes
The church steeple saga
Church at 3068 bellerive ... several
Sudafed, shitting, effect on ripping
Ripping, general ... hundreds probably
Nordictrac woes and repairs ... many
Nursing stuff ... many
Humans are evil ... many
Kuth creek ... several
Cannabis ... many
Great Loves, female ... several
Homoerotic posts ... several, including eating his own semen
Fuck you posts ... hundreds, if not thousands
Evils of capitalism ... many
Evils of smart phones ... many
Urinating on Bezos, amazon, etc ... several
Urinating on Apple ... several
Urinating on the US ... many, but less than mentor Druce
All-electric stuff ... hundreds
Street Racing electric cars ... many

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Sit down, I have a shock for you. I actually don't comment on each and
every one of his ME! ME! ME! threads. Hard to believe, ain't it?

[GM]

Good start, here are some more:

Adores analingus with hot Tibetan gals

His son is embarrassed by him and so eschews any and all contact with him

Has a "Purple People Eater" - themed rear deck

Is CORRECT about having no Covid 16 virus in his nabe

Drills random holes in his walls to accomodate 1970's - era speaker wire

His new roof costs MORE than his house

Does not shop at MalWart

His Jewish bank teller penpal lady dropped him

Worked at IBM as a Cannabis COBOL Programmer

Dons female garb whilst banging his djembe

Is still sore that Bryan did not want to become his lover...claims Bryan has "Narcissistic Personality Disorder"

Future Mayor of Bel-Nor

Aficionado of Rainbow Warrior stained glass art

Is author of "30 Best Home Staging Tips For Your Craigslist Rental Ads"


That's all I could think of in a 30 - second time span...!!!

--
Best
Greg

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 7:08:14 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>
> We ought to keep a list. I'll get it started. Just a small sample ...
>
> Artistic paint mishap
> Wrecking of cars ... multiple episodes
> The church steeple saga
> Church at 3068 bellerive ... several
> Sudafed, shitting, effect on ripping
> Ripping, general ... hundreds probably
> Nordictrac woes and repairs ... many
> Nursing stuff ... many
> Humans are evil ... many
> Kuth creek ... several
> Cannabis ... many
> Great Loves, female ... several
> Homoerotic posts ... several, including eating his own semen
> Fuck you posts ... hundreds, if not thousands
> Evils of capitalism ... many
> Evils of smart phones ... many
> Urinating on Bezos, amazon, etc ... several
> Urinating on Apple ... several
> Urinating on the US ... many, but less than mentor Druce
> All-electric stuff ... hundreds
> Street Racing electric cars ... many
>

Good job! I think you've pretty much got it covered.

[Sheldon Martin]

On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 17:32:34 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"

<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

>On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 6:58:41 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:43:11 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
>> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>
>> >Daily he makes some silly post about something he has done or
>> >will do just make sure his name is front and center for a minute or two.
>>
>> And you amplify the effect and his incentive with your comments. So
>> what if he posts he stood on his head for an hour and then had a cup
>> of coffee.
>>
>Sit down, I have a shock for you. I actually don't comment on each and
>every one of his ME! ME! ME! threads. Hard to believe, ain't it?

Do you mean that you don't comment on each and every of Bruthie or
Kootchie threads? I really don't blame you, neither one ever posts on
topic. For dinner tonight we decided on fried eggs, four each, but
nothing with them so wasn't a lot. Tomorrow pork chops with some kind
of frozen veggies. Lately I'm becoming a lazy cook plus I'm running
out of ideas of what to make... I'm lucky that she who rules is not a
fussy eater. Mostly she eats salads and those she makes her own.

[Hank Rogers]

Sqwertz wrote:

> I, for one, believe he's a danger to others.
>
> -sw
>

Any fool can see he is a danger to others, but nothing will be done
until he actually causes serious injury or death while performing
his duties. And even then, only if the survivors pursue it.

He can also talk shit about using his UZI too, but until the
lunatic actually fires the first round, nothing will happen to him.

[Bruce]

On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 20:52:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin <penm...@aol.com>

wrote:

>On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 17:32:34 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
><itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
>>On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 6:58:41 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>
>>> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:43:11 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
>>> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Daily he makes some silly post about something he has done or
>>> >will do just make sure his name is front and center for a minute or two.
>>>
>>> And you amplify the effect and his incentive with your comments. So
>>> what if he posts he stood on his head for an hour and then had a cup
>>> of coffee.
>>>
>>Sit down, I have a shock for you. I actually don't comment on each and
>>every one of his ME! ME! ME! threads. Hard to believe, ain't it?
>
>Do you mean that you don't comment on each and every of Bruthie or
>Kootchie threads?

I rarely start threads.

>I really don't blame you, neither one ever posts on
>topic. For dinner tonight we decided on fried eggs, four each, but
>nothing with them so wasn't a lot.

I had a boiled egg and taramasalata on a slice of bread for breakfast.
Is that interesting? I don't know, but it's on topic. Yay!

[Hank Rogers]

Popeye, skip that drivel ... tell us about yoose sex life, or big
ole 5 inch guns, or humping yoose aunt or something.

[John Kuthe]

No cannabis for two months now!

But I DO bite my 50mg Seroquel in 1/2 because I hate Seroquel, but I like losing sleep a lot less. And BTW cabbais IS effective against the ravages of bipolar disorder. Look it up!

Bipolar is my Superpower! I always said I have far to much mind on my time.

And yes I have always drawn attention to myself, because I am possibly one of the most smart and interesting people you might ever meet!

John Kuthe...

[John Kuthe]

We ALL have "psychiatric issues" because Big Pharma feeds on psychiatric issues, and that is why the DSM V contains so many!! Follow the MONEY! Big Pharma feeds on MONEY!

John Kuthe...

[Hank Rogers]

And the most narcissistic.

[Hank Rogers]

You sure it wasn't Bezos that caused you to be psychotic?

[Bruce]

On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 17:32:34 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"

<itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:

>On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 6:58:41 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:43:11 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
>> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>
>> >Daily he makes some silly post about something he has done or
>> >will do just make sure his name is front and center for a minute or two.
>>
>> And you amplify the effect and his incentive with your comments. So
>> what if he posts he stood on his head for an hour and then had a cup
>> of coffee.
>>
>Sit down, I have a shock for you. I actually don't comment on each and
>every one of his ME! ME! ME! threads. Hard to believe, ain't it?

It's not just you.

But isn't it strange that y'all first create the problem and then
complain about the problem? It's like hitting yourself on the head and
then complaining that it hurts.

[Hank Rogers]

Bruce wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 17:32:34 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
>> On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 6:58:41 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>
>>> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:43:11 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
>>> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Daily he makes some silly post about something he has done or
>>>> will do just make sure his name is front and center for a minute or two.
>>>
>>> And you amplify the effect and his incentive with your comments. So
>>> what if he posts he stood on his head for an hour and then had a cup
>>> of coffee.
>>>
>> Sit down, I have a shock for you. I actually don't comment on each and
>> every one of his ME! ME! ME! threads. Hard to believe, ain't it?
>
> It's not just you.
>
> But isn't it strange that y'all first create the problem and then
> complain about the problem? It's like hitting yourself on the head and
> then complaining that it hurts.
>

At least it provides you lots of ass sniffing opportunities.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 7:52:07 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>
> Do you mean that you don't comment on each and every of Bruthie or
> Kootchie threads? I really don't blame you, neither one ever posts on
> topic. For dinner tonight we decided on fried eggs, four each, but
> nothing with them so wasn't a lot. Tomorrow pork chops with some kind
> of frozen veggies. Lately I'm becoming a lazy cook plus I'm running
> out of ideas of what to make... I'm lucky that she who rules is not a
> fussy eater. Mostly she eats salads and those she makes her own.
>

I've had pork chops on my mind for the last week. I need to get off my butt
and go look in the freezer. Pretty sure there are some vacuum-sealed packages
in there waiting to be cooked.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 8:55:52 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>
> But isn't it strange that y'all first create the problem and then
> complain about the problem? It's like hitting yourself on the head and
> then complaining that it hurts.
>

Ever see a horrible car wreck and you just can't keep from rubbernecking?
Koo-Koo Kuthe is our horrible car wreck of RFC. It's like poking a stick
at a snake, just can't help ourselves.

[Bruce]

Rubbernecking is one thing, but putting up a tent and camping there is
another.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 11:03:38 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>
> Rubbernecking is one thing, but putting up a tent and camping there is
> another.
>

Only if bathroom facilities are provided.

[Cindy Hamilton]

On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 7:58:41 PM UTC-4, Bruce wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:43:11 -0700 (PDT), "itsjoan...@webtv.net"
> <itsjoan...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
> >On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 6:04:32 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> >>
> >> Bruce wrote:
> >> >
> >> > As long as y'all keep feeding him, what do you expect?
> >> >
> >>
> >> It doesn't matter whether he's fed of not. He continues the same
> >> behavior, and you damn well know this Pruce.
>
> I can't know that because it's never been tested. Besides John
> produces one post and then y'all post 8 comments on that post, making
> the volume of nonsensical waffle 8 times bigger.

I can recall at least a couple of times he posted, nobody responded,
so he replied to himself wondering if anybody was going to answer him,
including at least one separate self-pitying thread that nobody here
likes him.

Cindy Hamilton

[Bruce]

That's still a lot less posts than when you all continue your feeding
frenzy.

[Gary]

Bruce wrote:
> I had a boiled egg and taramasalata on a slice of bread for breakfast.
> Is that interesting? I don't know, but it's on topic. Yay!

On topic and I had to google taramasalata. Never heard of
that one before.

[Gary]

Toilet paper is in short supply right now though.

[Cindy Hamilton]

My regular lunch spot serves a dab of it as an amuse bouche.

Cindy Hamilton

[Cindy Hamilton]

BYO

I wonder if I still have a roll in my car. I used to carry one just in case.
Flattened, in a ziploc, and under my car seat.

Cindy Hamilton

[Dave Smith]

It's not really in short supply. When word of the pandemic came out
people ran out and stocked up. It keeps selling out as soon as it is
re-stocked because people are afraid there will be a shortage. I imagine
that when things start to return to normal people won't be buying it for
months because they have so much stocked up at home.

[Gary]

Dave Smith wrote:
> It's not really in short supply. When word of the pandemic came out
> people ran out and stocked up. It keeps selling out as soon as it is
> re-stocked because people are afraid there will be a shortage. I imagine
> that when things start to return to normal people won't be buying it for
> months because they have so much stocked up at home.

Yeah...I'll bet it will go on a good sale once it's normally
stocked soon. No one will be buying it as they all have a year's
supply by now. heh ehe

[Janet]

In article <OopnG.159412$mf1.1...@fx45.iad>, adavid...@sympatico.ca
says...

>
> On 2020-04-20 6:22 p.m., itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
> > On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 4:43:42 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
> >>
> >> I doubt that anyone needs to drop a dime on him. I am sure he will
> >> quickly draw a lot of attention to himself just being the way he is.
> >>
> > It's hard to hide a condition like his especially when you've cut your
> > prescription of Seroquel in half and self-medicate with cannabis.
> >
>
> Indeed. It is glaringly obvious to everyone here that he has some
> serious psychiatric issues. If he can't hide that here, you can imagine
> what it would be like to deal with him in real life.

Look how two nursing agencies DID deal with him. They got rid.

Janet UK

[Sheldon Martin]

We've always had a year's supply, probably 2-3 years... same with
paper towels.

[Gary]

Sheldon Martin wrote:
> For dinner tonight we decided on fried eggs, four each, but
> nothing with them so wasn't a lot.

Interesting. Same night (last night) I had a dinner of
fried eggs too!. I cooked 3 over easy and juicy. Served with
a few tater tots and 2 pieces of toasted and buttered white
bread. The bread to soak up all the yolk goodness.

1/4 of the bread was spread with grape jam. That's always
my "dessert" toast...last thing I eat.

Same today too for lunch only this time with sausage.
I'm cooking a pound of sausage right now. Most will be
frozen to reheat later.

Good eats. :)

Also with sausage (and bacon) I like to pour just a nip
of maple syrup on top. The real kind for this.

[Hank Rogers]

I remember that. Further proof that ignoring him don't work.

[Hank Rogers]

Almost as bad as your ass sniffing frenzy it produces.

[Bruce]

>For dinner tonight we decided on fried eggs, four each

Four? Eew. Were you cackling afterwards?

[Bruce]

Can't you go have a look? The suspense is killing me.

[Bruce]

On Tue, 21 Apr 2020 09:45:51 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

>On 2020-04-21 8:31 a.m., Gary wrote:
>> "itsjoan...@webtv.net" wrote:
>>>
>>> On Monday, April 20, 2020 at 11:03:38 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Rubbernecking is one thing, but putting up a tent and camping there is
>>>> another.
>>>>
>>> Only if bathroom facilities are provided.
>>
>> Toilet paper is in short supply right now though.
>>
>
>It's not really in short supply. When word of the pandemic came out
>people ran out and stocked up. It keeps selling out as soon as it is
>re-stocked because people are afraid there will be a shortage.

Thanks for explaining that, Dave. It's all clear now.

[Cindy Hamilton]

I'm pretty sure Google knows. They know everything else.

Cindy Hamilton

[Dave Smith]

We have been laughing at my brother for years over his always having a
big enough stash of toilet paper to make through Armmegedon.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Paper towels, toilet paper, laundry, and dish detergents don't spoil nor do
they need refrigeration. I've got a large supply of all and bought when on
sale or I had a coupon.

[Hank Rogers]

You can sniff her ass when she bends to pick it up!

[Sheldon Martin]

Zactly!