On Fri, 07 Jan 2022 16:33:31 -0800, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> I've often thought that if I had a restaurant
> (something that would never happen, as I'm not a businessman,
That's too bad. I too am a tad too lazy to pursue it, but I have a
capital idea I've floated here in the past.
Perhaps we could 'flesh out' the idea and give it to John as a way for
him to secure a financially certain future.
First, someone has to get a gig at Tim Horton's and figure out how they
stuff custard into their donuts without leaving a hole. (i.e. not a
'torus' loop, but the hole left by the injector as is the case for the
Boston Creme's.) This would be a good Job for John because he used to be
in the biz and can prolly still speak the lingo without drawing any
suspicion by saying anything weird or non-sequiter. (Like saying 'non-
sequiter', for example.)
Then, you make a stuffed bun sort of like a Boston Creme, but the tea-
biscuit mix is loaded with crumbled bacon, and the creme is liquid egg
yolk. Then instead of chocolate icing, use melted cheese.
And while typing the above, I realized that you could start with frozen
egg yolks, then enclose them with tiny bowl-shaped bacon-teabiscuit forms
glued together with a strip of pretzel dough before dumping them into
boiling oil.