I WILL have a FT Job by next week!

[John Kuthe]

I called my new Agency today and they are waiting on a callback from my new client family's, but they didn't get back to me today!

That other client that they got me was far too heavy for me to lift safely, at #100! I need a physically smaller client!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[Harmen]

Uhm Yes. Vote Trump. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))

[John Kuthe]

Non Sequitur, and WTF is this "Ghe Ghe" childish crap?

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

[Thomas]

Better yet, wtf is wrong with 100 lbs?
No job. Could you pick up 45 kilos of mj?

[Hank Rogers]

With glabrous genitals too.

[GM]

If John saw 45 kg of Mary Jane, he'd INSTANTLY turn into
SUPERMAN - NO "phone booth" needed, lol...

--
GM

[Hank Rogers]

It's another language. He's telling you about his glabrous nads.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 8:20:41 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
>
> I called my new Agency today and they are waiting on a callback from my new client family's, but they didn't get back to me today!
>

> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>
The reason they didn't call you back is because they went home and entered
your name in the search engine of their choice. Boy, did they get an eyeful!!!

A grown man (doubtful) can't handle a 100-pound child, maybe you should do
a smidge of strength training a few times a week.

[Hank Rogers]

He's holding out for a more glabrous client.

[Alex]

Here we go again.  More lies and a "new" agency".

Walmart is hiring...

[Harmen]

We Dutch have a saying about froggers like yoos, which is KILL YOURSELF
you loser. no friends no real job no money no sex and no hope for the
future. Loser. Ghe Ghe Ghe.

[Sqwertz]

Whew. I only read of your "100% for sure job" late last night when
I read the "Meet and Greet" post of yours. I translated that into a
33% possibility. Then I looked for any subsequent posts from you
again that day and only 1 post and it was another. "Fuck you
Humans" post. So that 33% changed into a 1% chance for me in abotu 5
minutes. I just have too many things going on right now to arrange
for bulk mail to STL (as a stop gap, I would have just hired
somebody to follow you to work your first day and give me the
address).

I had somebody put a cheap tracker on your car a couple months ago
and confirmed it worked from here and saw the car move the next day
(and you even confirmed what I saw here with a post of yours - thank
you!). But I haven't been able to wake it up again since then. And
you did get yet another tire fixed since than, but that shouldn't
matter. Constantly driving into curbs, though .... fuck, dude!

Go out there and kick each rear panel a couple times each. About
6-10" behind the wheel well? Nothings going to fall out (that hasn't
already). Just a few "love taps". But not wimpy Burns-like taps - do
it more like Smither's would. No hurry, just sometime this weekend.
Lemme know when you've done that so I can check them again.

It being an electric car it may be a little more picky about where
you put a GPS/4GLTE tracker, Duh!. We'll get it right though.

-sw

[Sqwertz]

The kid probably kicked his ass during the meet and greet. The kid
probably slammed him to ground, put him in a half-nelson, gave him a
wedgie, and made him cry Uncle 3 times, and then sat on his head and
farted on it - all while the parents cheered the kid on.

He sure was awfully quiet after that "Meet and greet". He would
normally be gushing after such a 'Big Event'. An then the next post
is a "Fuck You Humans!".

[Bryan Simmons]

On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 1:04:04 AM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 18:53:30 -0800 (PST), Thomas wrote:
>
> > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 9:32:35 PM UTC-5, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> >> On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 8:30:08 PM UTC-6, Harmen wrote:
> >>> John Kuthe wrote:
> >>> > I called my new Agency today and they are waiting on a callback from my new client family's, but they didn't get back to me today!
> >>> >
> >>> > That other client that they got me was far too heavy for me to lift safely, at #100! I need a physically smaller client!
>

You need a smaller Social Security check that arrives within
a few months.

> >>> >
> >>> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>> >
> >>> Uhm Yes. Vote Trump. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))
> >> Non Sequitur, and WTF is this "Ghe Ghe" childish crap?
> >>
> >> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > Better yet, wtf is wrong with 100 lbs?
> > No job. Could you pick up 45 kilos of mj?
> The kid probably kicked his ass during the meet and greet. The kid
> probably slammed him to ground, put him in a half-nelson, gave him a
> wedgie, and made him cry Uncle 3 times, and then sat on his head and
> farted on it - all while the parents cheered the kid on.
>
> He sure was awfully quiet after that "Meet and greet". He would
> normally be gushing after such a 'Big Event'. An then the next post
> is a "Fuck You Humans!".
>

By the time they reach 100#, few of them are still glabrous.

*Nurse John, meet Glabrous Crotch.*
*Glabrous Crotch, meet Nurse John.*
*Greetings, Glabrous Crotch.*
*Pleased to meet you, Nurse John.*

Ideally, he needs a Petra Pan, who will never get too heavy,
nor become non-glabrous. Well, maybe not *needs*, but
*wants*.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAe2Q_LhY8g

--Bryan

[Gary]

On 1/28/2022 9:20 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> I called my new Agency today and they are waiting on a callback from my new client family's, but they didn't get back to me today!
>
> That other client that they got me was far too heavy for me to lift safely, at #100! I need a physically smaller client!

I know what you mean about that John.

Twice I was asked to lift/assist a heavy adult.
One from bed into bathroom.
Another from car to wheelchair.

Screw that! Both times I was lucky I didn't hurt my back.

[Gary]

On 1/28/2022 9:53 PM, Thomas wrote:
> Better yet, wtf is wrong with 100 lbs?

You're such a hero. Leaning over at odd angles to help someone is not
the same as bench pressing 100 pounds straight up and down.

[Gary]

On 1/28/2022 10:50 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
> A grown man (doubtful) can't handle a 100-pound child, maybe you should do
> a smidge of strength training a few times a week.

Joan or fake Joan, lifting 100 pounds is a lot even for strong people.
You should try it sometime.

I have a friend that often went on long hikes and he usually carried a
65lb backpack for 8-10 miles a day up and down in the mountains.

Just to see, one day I loaded my backpack with 65lb of weights. I walked
from my bedroom to the kitchen and back. I was stunned how bad that was
just walking that very short distance.

No way could I do that for 8-10 miles uphill half the distance. Not even
all on flat land.

[Dave Smith]

Nurses are trained on ways to make it easier.

[jmcquown]

On 1/28/2022 9:20 PM, John Kuthe wrote:

You've always got an excuse.

Jill

[jmcquown]

On 1/29/2022 7:12 AM, Gary wrote:
> On 1/28/2022 10:50 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>> A grown man (doubtful) can't handle a 100-pound child, maybe you
>> should do
>> a smidge of strength training a few times a week.
>
> Joan or fake Joan, lifting 100 pounds is a lot even for strong people.
> You should try it sometime.
>

True, it's not easy. I had a difficult time helping my mother get up
from a chair or her bed and she only weighed 95 lbs. Then again, I only
weigh 125 myself.

Jill

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

You hump *every* post koOky Kuthe makes, Jilldoe.

[US Janet]

On Sat, 29 Jan 2022 12:21:53 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

But that's the point don't you see. It's John that weighs 100# not
the charge.
Janet US

[Sqwertz]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 18:20:38 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:

> That other client that they got me was far too heavy for me to
> lift safely, at #100! I need a physically smaller client!

100lbs is your average 13 year old boy. That's the real problem.
Too old and too smart. He'd see through your measly 65lbs.

-sw

[Brozzo]

Uhm, Ghe Ghe Ghe. This is my not frogger. Yes. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))

[jmcquown]

Oh! He does appear rather scrawny in the few pics I've seen of him.
All his 15+15 Nordictracking doesn't seem to help.

Jill

[Hank Rogers]

But not cannabis nurses.

[Michael Trew]

On 1/29/2022 7:12, Gary wrote:
> On 1/28/2022 10:50 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>> A grown man (doubtful) can't handle a 100-pound child, maybe you
>> should do
>> a smidge of strength training a few times a week.
>
> Joan or fake Joan,

LOL... Gary is covering all of his bases...

[Bryan Simmons]

And not glabrous enough.
>
> -sw

--Bryan

[Bezzo]

[Janet]

In article <st3aul$j69$1...@dont-email.me>, g.ma...@att.net says...

>
> On 1/28/2022 10:50 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
> > A grown man (doubtful) can't handle a 100-pound child, maybe you should do
> > a smidge of strength training a few times a week.
>
> Joan or fake Joan, lifting 100 pounds is a lot even for strong people.
> You should try it sometime.

She said handle,not lift. Competent nurses do handle bed-patients far
heavier than themselves; perfectly possible to turn them, sit them up,
clean wash and feed them, change the bedlinen and their clothes,
without ever lifting their whole body.

Janet UK

[Janet]

In article <3e5f3a2f-842d-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>,
jwk...@bjc.org says...

>
> I called my new Agency today and they are waiting on a callback from my new client family's, but they didn't get back to me today!

Same old, same old.

The family met you, googled your name, game over.

Janet UK

[Sqwertz]

On Sat, 29 Jan 2022 07:12:59 -0500, Gary wrote:

> On 1/28/2022 10:50 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>> A grown man (doubtful) can't handle a 100-pound child, maybe you should do
>> a smidge of strength training a few times a week.
>
> Joan or fake Joan,

The idea here is to verify who it is and reply ONLY to the real Joan
(or Joann).

Replying to forgers is the third worst thing you can do here on RFC
and it makes you a scumbag. Have some dignity and respect. Teh faxct
that you ahve a nice anecdote to tell has no place here if its a
forger. Practice some restraint and self-control.

-sw

[Dave Smith]

Indeed. It is the kind of thing a trained nurse has been taught. Most
nurses are female. Roughly half of patients are male, so lady nurses
have been hoisting up men for ages. Here we have a male nurse who can't
cope with a 100 pound kid.

[Bryan Simmons]

John is more Michael Jackson than Florence Nightingale.

--Bryan

[Hank Rogers]

Yes, but you're discussing a psychopathic cannabis nurse, not a
normal nurse, who can most certainly care for a 100 lb. patient.

Unless that patient is Popeye ... then they'll need two orderlies
just to lift his enormous dik.

[Joe]

Uhm Yes. Ghe Ghe Ghe :))))))))))

[Hank Rogers]

That's exactly the job for a moderator.

Congratulations. Jill will assign a locker and badge for you.

We await your cleaning up of Dodge City, marshall.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 1:04:04 AM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
>

> The kid probably kicked his ass during the meet and greet. The kid
> probably slammed him to ground, put him in a half-nelson, gave him a
> wedgie, and made him cry Uncle 3 times, and then sat on his head and
> farted on it - all while the parents cheered the kid on.
>

Damn, I'd almost hopped in the car and driven to Da Lou just to see that!!!

>
> He sure was awfully quiet after that "Meet and greet". He would
> normally be gushing after such a 'Big Event'. An then the next post
> is a "Fuck You Humans!".
>

I guess this "Fuck You Humans!" post was his angry way of saying he
didn't snag the job after all.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 6:12:11 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>
> On 1/28/2022 10:50 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
> >
> > A grown man (doubtful) can't handle a 100-pound child, maybe you should do
> > a smidge of strength training a few times a week.
> >
> Joan or fake Joan, lifting 100 pounds is a lot even for strong people.
> You should try it sometime.
>

Yes Garish, it's the real me. And I have lifted a 100 pound person, actually
my mother weighed more than 100 pounds, out of the bed and I did it more
than once.

>
> I have a friend that often went on long hikes and he usually carried a
> 65lb backpack for 8-10 miles a day up and down in the mountains.
>

Yippee skippy, good for him.

>
> Just to see, one day I loaded my backpack with 65lb of weights. I walked
> from my bedroom to the kitchen and back. I was stunned how bad that was
> just walking that very short distance.
>

You and John should move in together, the Dangler Twins.

>
> No way could I do that for 8-10 miles uphill half the distance. Not even
> all on flat land.
>

Poor baby.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 12:57:30 PM UTC-6, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
> >
> You hump *every* post koOky Kuthe makes, Jilldoe.
>

Why should she, Kermit??? You hump enough to cover the bases
for everybody.

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

Goofy Gary can't distinguish between real and fake.

[Joe]

Or he can't be bothered.

[Hank Rogers]

Kuth may have rejected the kid because his nads weren't glabrous.

One peek at a 15 year old's nads and kuth would have detected hair
and either whipped out the 6 blade razor, or else, run away.

[Joe]

We Dutch have a saying about froggers like yoos, which is KILL YOURSELF
you loser. no friends no real job no money no sex and no hope for the
future. Loser. Ghe Ghe Ghe.

[Sqwertz]

On Sat, 29 Jan 2022 16:55:36 -0800 (PST), itsjoan...@webtv.net
wrote:

> On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 1:04:04 AM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> The kid probably kicked his ass during the meet and greet. The kid
>> probably slammed him to ground, put him in a half-nelson, gave him a
>> wedgie, and made him cry Uncle 3 times, and then sat on his head and
>> farted on it - all while the parents cheered the kid on.
>>
> Damn, I'd almost hopped in the car and driven to Da Lou just to see that!!!

We have a video of it. We hired the family to get John over there
for a "Meet and Greet". They said it was so fun and easy they gave
us $250 back of the $500 we paid them.

-sw

[itsjoan...@webtv.net]

*SNIGGER*

[Gary]

heh heh Yes, many people are being "frogged" here now.
I like to read all posts and there are too many posts here lately to
check headers for everyone too.

I just respond to what I want.

Usenet is the wild west and there's no sheriff in this town.
Carry a gun in holster and police your own reading.

I can often spot a fake just by the way they post but not always.

[Gary]

No. As I said, this is the wild west. Everyone here, troll or not, is a
real person. I'll respond to anyone here if I have a comment.

Anyone here that doesn't like my posts has the same head-in-sand option
to killfile me too.

[Gary]

Heck, even real Joan can't be for real.

[jmcquown]

Am I the only person who noticed he wrote "my *new* Agency"? There are
a limited number of Nursing Agencies in St. Louis. He's burned his
bridges with the other ones.

Jill

[Hector]

On Sun, 30 Jan 2022 11:06:27 -0500, jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net>
wrote:

You'd love that, wouldn't you?

[Hector]

On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 8:20:41 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> I called my new Agency today and they are waiting on a callback from my new client family's, but they didn't get back to me today!
>

> That other client that they got me was far too heavy for me to lift safely, at #100! I need a physically smaller client!
>

> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Since we're talking about a hotel in your price range, that's probably
correct.

[Hector]

Uhm Yes. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))

[cshenk]

Gary, most folks claiming to 'be in the know' are actually faking it.
What they do seems to be react to a negative post towards them, then
claim it's a fake-frogger-whatever but NEVER post a header or evidence.
They just 'pretend' it's obvious.

The heck with such. If the post is reasonable, I will reply to the
idea they posted.

[Hazza]

Ghe? Uhm, can you go into more detail? I don't get it

[Hazza]

[Michael Trew]

Same here in most cases. Don't tell Jebus that, he gets very mad.

I occasionally slip up, but usually the posting style is very easy to
tell. Joan sure didn't let me forget it the last time that I slipped ;)

[Sqwertz]

On Sun, 30 Jan 2022 06:46:58 -0500, Gary wrote:

> On 1/29/2022 5:09 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 29 Jan 2022 07:12:59 -0500, Gary wrote:
>>
>>> On 1/28/2022 10:50 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>>>> A grown man (doubtful) can't handle a 100-pound child, maybe you should do
>>>> a smidge of strength training a few times a week.
>>>
>>> Joan or fake Joan,
>>
>> The idea here is to verify who it is and reply ONLY to the real Joan
>> (or Joann).
>>
>> Replying to forgers is the third worst thing you can do here on RFC
>> and it makes you a scumbag. Have some dignity and respect. Teh faxct
>> that you ahve a nice anecdote to tell has no place here if its a
>> forger. Practice some restraint and self-control.
>
> No. As I said, this is the wild west. Everyone here, troll or not, is a
> real person. I'll respond to anyone here if I have a comment.

Then you can fuck off, too. You're logic is just as whacked as
Bruce's.

> Anyone here that doesn't like my posts has the same head-in-sand option
> to killfile me too.

You're really THAT dumb? Somebody needs to 2x4 upside the head
since you're endorsing that behavior. You're scum, too.

-sw

[Marnix]

On Sun, 30 Jan 2022 19:14:43 -0600, Sqwertz <sqwe...@gmail.invalid>
wrote:

I think the way Sqwertz shows his affection is really cute.

[Thomas]

On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 6:46:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> On 1/28/2022 9:53 PM, Thomas wrote:
> > Better yet, wtf is wrong with 100 lbs?
> You're such a hero. Leaning over at odd angles to help someone is not
> the same as bench pressing 100 pounds straight up and down.
Never carried a keg on your shoulders as a kid in the woods?
I am a hero by your poor standards.

[Marnix]

[Romario]

[Jeßus]

On Sun, 30 Jan 2022 15:15:54 -0600, "cshenk"
<csh...@virginia-beach.net> wrote:

>Gary wrote:
>
>> On 1/29/2022 3:30 PM, Michael Trew wrote:
>> > On 1/29/2022 7:12, Gary wrote:
>> > > On 1/28/2022 10:50 PM, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>> > > > A grown man (doubtful) can't handle a 100-pound child, maybe you
>> > > > should do
>> > > > a smidge of strength training a few times a week.
>> > >
>> > > Joan or fake Joan,
>> >
>> > LOL... Gary is covering all of his bases...
>>
>> heh heh Yes, many people are being "frogged" here now.
>> I like to read all posts and there are too many posts here lately to
>> check headers for everyone too.
>>
>> I just respond to what I want.
>>
>> Usenet is the wild west and there's no sheriff in this town.
>> Carry a gun in holster and police your own reading.
>>
>> I can often spot a fake just by the way they post but not always.
>
>Gary, most folks claiming to 'be in the know' are actually faking it.
>What they do seems to be react to a negative post towards them, then
>claim it's a fake-frogger-whatever

Well, this is a genuine masterpiece in stupidity and jealousy. No,
really. If you only understood what a moron you are. Maybe it's best
you don't understand.

> but NEVER post a header or evidence.
>They just 'pretend' it's obvious.

What for?? We can read the fucking headers anyway! holy mother of GOD
you're thick.

[Gary]

Well, no, I never carried a keg on my shoulders as a kid in the woods. lol

What was in that keg?

[dsi1]

Gunpowder, I reckon.

[Bryan Simmons]

On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 8:20:41 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:

> I called my new Agency today and they are waiting on a callback from my new client family's, but they didn't get back to me today!
>

> That other client that they got me was far too heavy for me to lift safely, at #100! I need a physically smaller client!
>

You know, if it doesn't work out, suicide is still an option.
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

--Bryan

[Catullus]

Uhm, Ghe Ghe Ghe. This is my not frogger. Yes. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))

[Catullus]

[Catullus]

On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 8:20:41 PM UTC-6, jwk...@bjc.org wrote:
> I called my new Agency today and they are waiting on a callback from my new client family's, but they didn't get back to me today!
>
> That other client that they got me was far too heavy for me to lift safely, at #100! I need a physically smaller client!
>

> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


Big Mac Sauce

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Fructose Corn Syrup, Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Corn Syrup, Xanthan Gum,
Calcium Chloride, Spice Extractives), Water, Egg Yolks, Distilled
Vinegar, Spices, Onion Powder, Salt, Propylene Glycol Alginate, Garlic
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Caramel Color, Turmeric, Extractives of Paprika, Soy Lecithin.

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Sugar, the dreaded HFCS and sugar again. Yay! And of course xanthan
gum, yay! And Propylene Glycol Alginate is a lovely touch, yay!

And people who eat prefab food consume more soy than vegetarians.

(And they say I don't post about food enough!)

[cshenk]

I really don't care. WE have a lot of dysinfunctional folks here and
for now, I am really tired of the crap.

Got more crap on how I'm clueless but of course, they do not bother to
say wahat to look for. Just abusive idiocy.

[Bryan Simmons]

Get thee to Bel-Nor, and verily the crap that encrusteth thou
will be removed lickety-split.

--Bryan

[Hank Rogers]

Kuth would probably prepare his finest room for her. He'd probably
even lay in a supply of jap groceries too (but not meats, unless he
obtained them as gifts).

The rent is cheap and she already said she plans a 1 year hiatus. A
sabatical in bel noir would be soothing for her jangled nerves.

[Hazza]

Uhm Yes. Ghe Ghe Ghe :)))))))))))

[Habbudabbi]

[Michael Trew]

Honestly, I don't know how you can decipher 1 from 2 here. If I didn't
at least skim reading daily, I'd be totally lost.