They're not new. At the turn of the 20th century, 85% of all
cocktails drank at home were canned or bottled pre-mixed drinks
made from various distilled spirits. And 80% of those were
Hueblein(sp?) Clubtails(tm). The other 20% were usually locally
made and delivered, usually by bars/taverns.
Have some history before you dis-respect something. How many times
have you seen me post pseudo cocktails? If it helps you sleep, I
did not buy them, I did not ask for them, and I added:
https://i.postimg.cc/d1kTx1Gd/Everclear-and-Boobies.jpg
I don't drink anything that's less than 12% ABV except for Belgian
triples or quads.
Wait a second, aren't you the hypocritical asshole who always puts
water and/or ice in his mediocre beers and doesn't ever drink
spirits unless past half-sober?
<yawn> Yep - another one of your ignorant double standards.
-sw