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Sheldon

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Jun 15, 2008, 9:39:16 AM6/15/08
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On Jun 15, 9:14�am, "Michael \"Dog3\"" <don't...@donttell.huh> wrote:
> Well... I did the unthinkable. I fried? an egg in the microwave this
> morning to make a bagel breakfast. �First I toasted the bagel. The toaster
> is located in the living room on the coffee table. I put it on the plastic
> plate and went into the kitchen with it. My egg rings are metal so I took a
> fingerfull of butter and greased the bottom and sides of of a 12oz. plastic
> soup bowl. Cracked the egg in the bowl and seasoned with s&p. Put the nuker
> on 1/2 power for a minute and checked it. Kept nuking it for a few seconds
> at a time until the egg looked cooked. Slid the egg onto the bagel and
> topped with a slice of American cheese and a thin slice of deli ham. Back
> into the nuker for 45 seconds.


I'll assume you broke the yoke before nuking, otherwise I'm surprised
you didn't have to mop up a very messy explosion.

http://www.georgiaeggs.org/pages/microwavecooking.html

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Andy

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Jun 15, 2008, 11:57:05 AM6/15/08
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Michael "Dog3" said...

> Well... I did the unthinkable. I fried? an egg in the microwave this
> morning to make a bagel breakfast. First I toasted the bagel. The
> toaster is located in the living room on the coffee table. I put it on
> the plastic plate and went into the kitchen with it. My egg rings are
> metal so I took a fingerfull of butter and greased the bottom and sides
> of of a 12oz. plastic soup bowl. Cracked the egg in the bowl and
> seasoned with s&p. Put the nuker on 1/2 power for a minute and checked
> it. Kept nuking it for a few seconds at a time until the egg looked
> cooked. Slid the egg onto the bagel and topped with a slice of American
> cheese and a thin slice of deli ham. Back into the nuker for 45 seconds.
>

> It was edible. Not too bad really. I had a nectarine with and some V8
> juice. Would have been better off driving through the drive up at
> McDonald's.
>
> Michael <- never cooks in the microwave


Michael,

I wad inspired so I took a small carton of eggbeaters (2-serving size),
PAM'd a small round zip-loc tub, added contents. Nuked on high (1,100W)
covered (twist on style) for 45 seconds. Opened and gently stirred a little
and put it back in for another 20 seconds. Came out perfect. Round, tall
and fluffy and easily slide out onto a wimpy slice of wwwg bread with a
shake of garlic and fresh cracked white pepper with a tall glass of ice
water and a multivitamin.

I never would have bothered to try. Thanks,

Technically scrambled eggs but I don't do egg yolks anymore. And it shaped
just right, not running all over the pan in pieces. Clean up was a cinch, a
little dish soap in the zip-loc, fill halfway with hot water, cover, shake,
rinse. Toss the paper plate, plastic knife and fork.

Andy

ChattyCathy

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Jun 15, 2008, 12:08:24 PM6/15/08
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On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:14:24 +0000, Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> Well... I did the unthinkable. I fried? an egg in the microwave this
> morning to make a bagel breakfast.

<snippety>


>
> It was edible. Not too bad really. I had a nectarine with and some V8
> juice. Would have been better off driving through the drive up at
> McDonald's.
>
> Michael <- never cooks in the microwave

Talking about eggs in the MW...DS's GF was telling me she decided to boil
some eggs in the MW at work the other day - but nobody told her you have
to puncture a small hole in the shells. She said the eggs 'exploded'
(surprise, surprise) and she also said it took her 'ages' to clean up the
mess <grin>.

--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Egg tastes better when it's not on your face...

notbob

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Jun 15, 2008, 12:14:48 PM6/15/08
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On 2008-06-15, ChattyCathy <cath...@mailinator.com> wrote:

> Talking about eggs in the MW...DS's GF was telling me she decided to boil
> some eggs in the MW at work the other day - but nobody told her you have
> to puncture a small hole in the shells. She said the eggs 'exploded'
> (surprise, surprise) and she also said it took her 'ages' to clean up the
> mess <grin>.

Eggs and microwaves just don't mix, no matter how you do it.

nb

Wayne Boatwright

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Jun 15, 2008, 12:20:19 PM6/15/08
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On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:08:24a, ChattyCathy told us...

Lesson learned!

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Bobo Bonobo®

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Jun 15, 2008, 12:29:07 PM6/15/08
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On Jun 15, 11:14 am, notbob <not...@nothome.com> wrote:

That is true. I'd add that raw meat/fish and microwaves don't mix
either.
>
> nb

--Bryan

ChattyCathy

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Jun 15, 2008, 12:34:00 PM6/15/08
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On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:20:19 +0000, Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:08:24a, ChattyCathy told us...

>> Talking about eggs in the MW...DS's GF was telling me she decided to
>> boil some eggs in the MW at work the other day - but nobody told her
>> you have to puncture a small hole in the shells. She said the eggs
>> 'exploded' (surprise, surprise) and she also said it took her 'ages' to
>> clean up the mess <grin>.
>>
>>
> Lesson learned!

Quite so! She also told me that she'll *never* try that again <lol>
I've had a modicum of success with scrambled egg in the MW, but, IMHO you
might as well just make it in a pan... Same with rice and pasta - takes
just as long, and I find it's easier on the stove top, anyway.

ChattyCathy

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Jun 15, 2008, 12:44:05 PM6/15/08
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Heh. I've got one of those 'combo' MWs - it has the convection oven/grill
option too. I've used it to warm up garlic bread and pizzas - but I don't
think I've ever cooked a full meal in it since I got it 5 or 6 years ago.
I use it primarily for re-heating food and only for defrosting if I'm
really in a hurry - IMHO, it doesn't just defrost, it par-cooks the meat
around the edges if you are not extremely careful with the timing. The
'cookbook' that came with it claims that you can 'roast a beef tenderloin'
in it. I haven't bothered to find out...

Giusi

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"ChattyCathy"

The
> 'cookbook' that came with it claims that you can 'roast a beef tenderloin'
> in it. I haven't bothered to find out...
--
> Cheers
> Chatty Cathy

You need to invite some people and tell one to bring the tenderloin and the
other to bring some fine red wine.


Wayne Boatwright

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Jun 15, 2008, 1:06:10 PM6/15/08
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On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:34:00a, ChattyCathy told us...

I agree about eggs and pasta. However, when I cook rice it's always only
for the two of us. While it takes just as long, I really prefer the
results when I use the microwave. My usual quantity is 2/3 cup rice to 3/4
cup water. Bring to a boil on high, reduce to a simmer for 15 minutes,
fluff lightly with a fork, then reduce to the "keep warm" setting until
serving time. Perfect rice every time, and the result is like a true
steamed rice.


--
Wayne Boatwright
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Useless Invention: Micro-miniature
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cybercat

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Jun 15, 2008, 1:06:06 PM6/15/08
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"notbob" <not...@nothome.com> wrote in message
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I can't figure out why anyone would *want* to microwave eggs, unless there
is no other way to cook them. I mean, Jesus, it takes all of three minutes
on the stove, maybe not even that long.


Bobo Bonobo®

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Jun 15, 2008, 1:14:05 PM6/15/08
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On Jun 15, 11:44 am, ChattyCathy <cathy1...@mailinator.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:29:07 -0700, Bobo Bonobo® wrote:
> > On Jun 15, 11:14 am, notbob <not...@nothome.com> wrote:
> >> On 2008-06-15, ChattyCathy <cathy1...@mailinator.com> wrote:
>
> >> > Talking about eggs in the MW...DS's GF was telling me she decided to boil
> >> > some eggs in the MW at work the other day - but nobody told her you have
> >> > to puncture a small hole in the shells. She said the eggs 'exploded'
> >> > (surprise, surprise) and she also said it took her 'ages' to clean up the
> >> > mess <grin>.
>
> >> Eggs and microwaves just don't mix, no matter how you do it.
>
> > That is true.  I'd add that raw meat/fish and microwaves don't mix
> > either.
>
> Heh. I've got one of those 'combo' MWs - it has the convection oven/grill
> option too. I've used it to warm up garlic bread and pizzas - but I don't
> think I've ever cooked a full meal in it since I got it 5 or 6 years ago.
> I use it primarily for re-heating food and only for defrosting if I'm
> really in a hurry - IMHO, it doesn't just defrost, it par-cooks the meat
> around the edges if you are not extremely careful with the timing.

Not worth the risk.

> The 'cookbook' that came with it claims that you can 'roast a beef
> tenderloin' in it. I haven't bothered to find out...

You would render the tenderloin nearly inedible.
>
> --
> Cheers
> Chatty Cathy

--Bryan

hahabogus

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Jun 15, 2008, 1:19:13 PM6/15/08
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Wayne Boatwright <waynebo...@cox.net> wrote in
news:Xns9ABE66C5E5BE4wa...@69.28.186.120:

> On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:34:00a, ChattyCathy told us...
>
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:20:19 +0000, Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:08:24a, ChattyCathy told us...
>>
>>
>>>> Talking about eggs in the MW...DS's GF was telling me she decided
>>>> to boil some eggs in the MW at work the other day - but nobody told
>>>> her you have to puncture a small hole in the shells. She said the
>>>> eggs 'exploded' (surprise, surprise) and she also said it took her
>>>> 'ages' to clean up the mess <grin>.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Lesson learned!
>>
>> Quite so! She also told me that she'll *never* try that again <lol>
>> I've had a modicum of success with scrambled egg in the MW, but, IMHO
>> you might as well just make it in a pan... Same with rice and pasta -
>> takes just as long, and I find it's easier on the stove top, anyway.
>>
>
> I agree about eggs and pasta. However, when I cook rice it's always
> only for the two of us. While it takes just as long, I really prefer
> the results when I use the microwave. My usual quantity is 2/3 cup
> rice to 3/4 cup water. Bring to a boil on high, reduce to a simmer
> for 15 minutes, fluff lightly with a fork, then reduce to the "keep
> warm" setting until serving time. Perfect rice every time, and the
> result is like a true steamed rice.
>
>

I believe cooking with any heat source requires a learning curve. When I
fed a family of 4 I nuked my rice too. When I wanted/needed a fast
breakfast, I nuked eggs. I enjoyed the eggs they were cooked to my
liking, but they weren't the first couple of times I did it. Neither was
the rice. Knowing how and doing are 2 differing things. Whether it is
baking a cheesecake, grilling a steak or nuking a egg...it all takes
practice to get it down pat. Mostly these day I use the nuker to steam
veggies and to defrost frozen foods. But in blind taste tests the nuked
items have placed higher than the same conventional stove cooked items it
texture and flavour. Only on the 'looks cooked'colour issue has the nuker
failed dreadfully.

My panasonic turbo inversion nuker defrosts fast and very nicely.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

ChattyCathy

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Jun 15, 2008, 1:26:27 PM6/15/08
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On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:58:51 +0200, Giusi wrote:

> ChattyCathy wrote:

>> The 'cookbook' that came with it claims that you can 'roast a beef
>> tenderloin'
>> in it. I haven't bothered to find out...

You need to invite some people and tell one to bring the tenderloin and the

other to bring some fine red wine.

Now that's a plot. <lol>

Wayne Boatwright

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Jun 15, 2008, 1:34:22 PM6/15/08
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On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:44:05a, ChattyCathy told us...

We have two m/w's, one over the range that came with the new house, and a
medium size coutertop model that we brought with us. Neither are a combo
convection/grill/ m/w combination. The countertop unit is a Panasonic
which uses a totally different technology/method of producing and emitting
the microwaves to the cooking chamber. Unlike typical m/w's which pulse on
and off at full power to produce a "percentage" of cooking power, the
Panasonic produces a steady flow of whatever percentage of power is
selected. Two of the advantages I've observed is that food can be
defrosted without even the barest edge being cooked in the process. The
other is the lack of "boil up and over" when you've set the unit at, say,
30-50% power. You get an actual 30-50% constant power, instead of 100%
with pauses in between, the latter of which often does cause boil overs
when it pulses on. I prefer the Panasonic hands down over the Whirlpool
over the range unit. I only use the Whirlpool when I want to cook
something on full power, or use the "keep warm" setting, which it's also
adept at. The Panasonic also has one of the highest wattage output for
non-commercial units. Ours is 1350 watts. The following model is similar
to the one we have. They have a wide selection of other models, including
those with convection/broil features that use the same technology. I would
highly recommend any of these units.

http://tinyurl.com/6cfcmh

--
Wayne Boatwright
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Sunday, 06(VI)/15(XV)/08(MMVIII)
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Today is: Father's Day
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people, why doesn't it dissolve them
and elect a new people?
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Sheldon

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Jun 15, 2008, 1:57:59 PM6/15/08
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On Jun 15, 12:14�pm, notbob <not...@nothome.com> wrote:

Actually nukers do a very good job with cooking a couple-three beaten
eggs, hard to tell the resulting omelet wasn't cooked by a 5 star
chef. But yes, other versions of egg cookery are best left for other
more conventional cooking devices.

That said it's extremely rare I'll cook less than a full dozen eggs...
cooked eggs are great left overs to have on hand to use for other
dishes... I happen to enjoy cold egg sandwiches, left over eggs in/for
salads, and boiled hard cooked eggs never hang around long. And
occasionally I'll fill a half gallon jar with pickled eggs, doesn't
even need refrigeration.

ChattyCathy

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Jun 15, 2008, 2:21:55 PM6/15/08
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On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:34:22 +0000, Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> I would
> highly recommend any of these units.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/6cfcmh

Our particular model is not available any more (of course) but it's an LG
MW/Grill/Convection oven. It was 'new' technology at the time. As I said,
I don't use it for cooking much, but I'd miss not having one, all the same...

nobody but us chickens

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"Wayne Boatwright" <waynebo...@cox.net> wrote in message

>
> We have two m/w's, one over the range that came with the new house, and a
> medium size coutertop model that we brought with us. Neither are a combo
> convection/grill/ m/w combination. The countertop unit is a Panasonic
> which uses a totally different technology/method of producing and emitting
> the microwaves to the cooking chamber. Unlike typical m/w's which pulse
> on and off at full power to produce a "percentage" of cooking power, the
> Panasonic produces a steady flow of whatever percentage of power is
> selected. Two of the advantages I've observed is that food can be
> defrosted without even the barest edge being cooked in the process. The
> other is the lack of "boil up and over" when you've set the unit at, say,
> 30-50% power. You get an actual 30-50% constant power, instead of 100%
> with pauses in between, the latter of which often does cause boil overs
> when it pulses on. I prefer the Panasonic hands down over the Whirlpool
> over the range unit. I only use the Whirlpool when I want to cook
> something on full power, or use the "keep warm" setting, which it's also
> adept at. The Panasonic also has one of the highest wattage output for
> non-commercial units. Ours is 1350 watts. The following model is similar
> to the one we have. They have a wide selection of other models, including
> those with convection/broil features that use the same technology. I
> would highly recommend any of these units.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/6cfcmh
>
> --
> Wayne Boatwright

I have a combo unit that I bought to replace the Panasonic that finally died
after 14 years, I loved it & it baked great too. The microwave part went out
after about 13 years & the oven part lasted another year. The new name brand
model is a piece of crude. I would LOVE to get another panasonic, was
perfect for what I needed, I even baked small turkeys in it & things
actually got done on time. I couldn't find one like it in my area & didn't
have time to search online & order one so I just got what was available.


Andy

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Jun 15, 2008, 3:19:20 PM6/15/08
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Bobo Bonobo® said...


Who hasn't made a ground meat hamburger or a hotdog of two in a nuker?
Raise your hand?

I have and today's eggs came as quite a surprise. GF has taken over the
countertop fast grilling, which does take practice!

I'd prefer the open-in-half flat grills so fat foods don't block thinner
foods from cooking equally.

I've thrown two GFs away. One purchased, one gifted.

Andy

sf

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Jun 15, 2008, 3:52:52 PM6/15/08
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On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 14:19:20 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>Who hasn't made a ground meat hamburger or a hotdog of two in a nuker?
>Raise your hand?

raising hand


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Serene Vannoy

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Jun 15, 2008, 4:16:11 PM6/15/08
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When I had a microwave (it's been years since I did) and needed one
scrambled egg for some reason (for the baby, a quick sandwich,
whatever), the microwave did a fine job. Butter a small cup, beat the
egg in the cup, nuke for a bit. For the baby, I would also melt a
little cheese on top. He loved that.

Serene

Bobo Bonobo®

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Jun 15, 2008, 4:39:19 PM6/15/08
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On Jun 15, 2:19 pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> Bobo Bonobo® said...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 15, 11:14 am, notbob <not...@nothome.com> wrote:
> >> On 2008-06-15, ChattyCathy <cathy1...@mailinator.com> wrote:
>
> >> > Talking about eggs in the MW...DS's GF was telling me she decided to
> boi
> > l
> >> > some eggs in the MW at work the other day - but nobody told her you
> have
>
> >> > to puncture a small hole in the shells. She said the eggs 'exploded'
> >> > (surprise, surprise) and she also said it took her 'ages' to clean up
> th
> > e
> >> > mess <grin>.
>
> >> Eggs and microwaves just don't mix, no matter how you do it.
>
> > That is true.  I'd add that raw meat/fish and microwaves don't mix
> > either.
>
> >> nb
>
> > --Bryan
>
> Who hasn't made a ground meat hamburger or a hotdog of two in a nuker?
> Raise your hand?

Hot dogs are already cooked, so they don't count. Microwave cooking a
hamburger is an awful thing to do, but there are so many folks here
who have such low standards that it wouldn't surprise me a bit if
several of you find it an acceptable practice. I have not eaten a
"hot dog" any way but cold out of the package as emergency food in at
least a decade, and I have never microwaved a hamburger patty.


>
> I have and today's eggs came as quite a surprise. GF has taken over the
> countertop fast grilling, which does take practice!
>
> I'd prefer the open-in-half flat grills so fat foods don't block thinner
> foods from cooking equally.
>
> I've thrown two GFs away. One purchased, one gifted.

This was confusing, because up at the top of this post, an earlier
writer had used "GF" to mean girlfriend. It took me a bit to figure
out that you were talking about a George Foreman grill. I don't own
one, and wouldn't buy one, but that would be way better than a
microwave for cooking a hamburger.
>
> Andy

--Bryan

Nexis

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"Michael "Dog3"" <don'ta...@donttell.huh> wrote in message
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> Well... I did the unthinkable. I fried? an egg in the microwave this
> morning to make a bagel breakfast. First I toasted the bagel. The toaster
> is located in the living room on the coffee table. I put it on the plastic
> plate and went into the kitchen with it. My egg rings are metal so I took a
> fingerfull of butter and greased the bottom and sides of of a 12oz. plastic
> soup bowl. Cracked the egg in the bowl and seasoned with s&p. Put the nuker
> on 1/2 power for a minute and checked it. Kept nuking it for a few seconds
> at a time until the egg looked cooked. Slid the egg onto the bagel and
> topped with a slice of American cheese and a thin slice of deli ham. Back
> into the nuker for 45 seconds.
>
> It was edible. Not too bad really. I had a nectarine with and some V8
> juice. Would have been better off driving through the drive up at
> McDonald's.
>
> Michael <- never cooks in the microwave
> --


If you have an espresso machine, next time use the steam wand to steam your eggs :)
It actually works better than you might think!

kimberly

Jesse

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Jun 15, 2008, 7:24:19 PM6/15/08
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"Nexis" <nex...@cox.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Michael "Dog3"" <don'ta...@donttell.huh> wrote in message
> news:Xns9ABE53C18F51...@69.28.186.121...
> > Well... I did the unthinkable. I fried? an egg in the microwave this
> > morning to make a bagel breakfast. First I toasted the bagel. The
toaster
> > is located in the living room on the coffee table. I put it on the
plastic
> > plate and went into the kitchen with it. My egg rings are metal so I
took a
> > fingerfull of butter and greased the bottom and sides of of a 12oz.
plastic
> > soup bowl. Cracked the egg in the bowl and seasoned with s&p. Put the
nuker
> > on 1/2 power for a minute and checked it. Kept nuking it for a few
seconds
> > at a time until the egg looked cooked. Slid the egg onto the bagel and
> > topped with a slice of American cheese and a thin slice of deli ham.
Back
> > into the nuker for 45 seconds.
> >
> > It was edible. Not too bad really. I had a nectarine with and some V8
> > juice. Would have been better off driving through the drive up at
> > McDonald's.
> >
> > Michael <- never cooks in the microwave
> > --
>
You can make great egg salad for one in three minutes in a microwave. You
could use a small bowl or plastic container, I use one of those small
flexible silicon "pans" you can get at the dollar store, -- turns out it is
shaped like a heart but its size is perfect. Put the chopped onions and
whatever in first with a drizzle of olive oil, then break the eggs in but
don't scramble them -- instead, pierce the yolks with a fork and kind of
spread them around. Nuke for three minutes. Have your bread spread with the
mayo, mustard, whatever, and simply dump the whole cooked eggs on and cut
them up right there on top --they'll be just firm enough to be in one piece,
but soft enough to break apart with a knife and fork and spread around. S&P
and there is your sandwich. You could cut them up in the bowl and add the
mayo and all that instead if you prefer.

j>


Pete C.

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Jun 15, 2008, 9:13:52 PM6/15/08
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Michael \"Dog3\" wrote:
>
<snippage>

>
> Michael <- never cooks in the microwave

You should give the microwave more credit and use, it's just another
heating method and works very well for a lot of cooking tasks. Melting
butter, heating water to dissolve bullion / base, steaming vegetables,
cooking fish, grits, oatmeal, etc.

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Wayne Boatwright

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On Sun 15 Jun 2008 08:29:38p, Michael "Dog3" told us...

> "nobody but us chickens" <nos...@nospam.com>
> news:0Wd5k.1174$F97...@newsfe18.lga: in rec.food.cooking

> We have an over the range model and I can't remember which brand it is.
> I'll have to look. We moved the countertop m/w downstairs in the
> basement. Pretty soon I'm going to have a complete kitchen in the
> basement if I keep moving stuff down there. Next to go down is the fridge
> we are currently using.
>
> Michael
>
>

Then you can keep your new kitchen for show and do the reall cooking
downstairs. :-)

--
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Zo true, mein freund, but ve haff our vays.
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On Sun 15 Jun 2008 12:19:20p, Andy told us...

> Bobo Bonobo® said...
>
>> On Jun 15, 11:14 am, notbob <not...@nothome.com> wrote:
>>> On 2008-06-15, ChattyCathy <cathy1...@mailinator.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > Talking about eggs in the MW...DS's GF was telling me she decided to
>>> > boi l some eggs in the MW at work the other day - but nobody told her
>>> > you have
>>
>>> > to puncture a small hole in the shells. She said the eggs 'exploded'
>>> > (surprise, surprise) and she also said it took her 'ages' to clean up
>>> > th e mess <grin>.
>>>
>>> Eggs and microwaves just don't mix, no matter how you do it.
>>
>> That is true. I'd add that raw meat/fish and microwaves don't mix
>> either.
>>>
>>> nb
>>
>> --Bryan
>
>
> Who hasn't made a ground meat hamburger or a hotdog of two in a nuker?
> Raise your hand?

Never, nor ever.



> I have and today's eggs came as quite a surprise. GF has taken over the
> countertop fast grilling, which does take practice!
>
> I'd prefer the open-in-half flat grills so fat foods don't block thinner
> foods from cooking equally.
>
> I've thrown two GFs away. One purchased, one gifted.
>
> Andy
>

At first I thought GF meant "girl friend". :-)))

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> Wayne Boatwright <waynebo...@cox.net>
> news:Xns9ABE66C5E5BE4wa...@69.28.186.120: in
> rec.food.cooking

>
>>
>> I agree about eggs and pasta. However, when I cook rice it's always
>> only for the two of us. While it takes just as long, I really prefer
>> the results when I use the microwave. My usual quantity is 2/3 cup
>> rice to 3/4 cup water. Bring to a boil on high, reduce to a simmer
>> for 15 minutes, fluff lightly with a fork, then reduce to the "keep
>> warm" setting until serving time. Perfect rice every time, and the
>> result is like a true steamed rice.
>

> I use the microwave for that minute rice stuff. Comes out just fine for
> me. I also use the microwave for ramen. The microwave is handy but I
> really doubt I could like any kind of meat done in them... beside warming
> meat up that is.
>
> Michael
>

I cant remember the last decade I bought minute rice. I hate the texture.
I never cook meat in the microwave, but I do use it for defrosting, cooking
certain frozen vegetables, and warming almost anything. I've learned that
rewarming works best if it's done at a lower setting for a longer period of
time.

Wayne Boatwright

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On Sun 15 Jun 2008 08:39:56p, Michael "Dog3" told us...

> "Pete C." <aux3....@snet.net> news:H7j5k.3286$cW3.2060
> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com: in rec.food.cooking

> I'm going to look for a cookbook tomorrow. Any suggestions?
>
> Michael
>
>
>

Look for books by Carolyn Dodson. She's been writing about microwave
cooking since the original Raytheon days.

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On Sun 15 Jun 2008 08:58:27p, Michael "Dog3" told us...

> Wayne Boatwright <waynebo...@cox.net>
> news:Xns9ABED16726B17wa...@69.28.186.120: in
> rec.food.cooking

>
>> Then you can keep your new kitchen for show and do the reall cooking
>> downstairs. :-)
>

> I didn't want a showy kitchen... I wanted a functioning kitchen that look
> nice. I'm not sure how it's going to end up. There seems to be a lot of
> high end stuff going into it and lots of tile work. I love the floor.
It's
> a smoke gray porcelain with lots of background color in it.
>
> Michael
>
>
>

I was just teasing you, Michael. :-)

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On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:00:36p, Michael "Dog3" told us...

> Wayne Boatwright <waynebo...@cox.net>
> news:Xns9ABED2542C30Dwa...@69.28.186.120: in
> rec.food.cooking

>
>> I cant remember the last decade I bought minute rice. I hate the
>> texture.
>

> I don't care all that much for minute rice either. I keep it on hand for
> quick stuff. It's always in the pantry next to the dehydrated mashed
> potatoes, which I also use for quick stuff AND for thickening stuff.
> Learned the thickening trick here. Thanks RFC.

I do keep dehydrated mashed potatoes in the pantry, just for thickening.
Works great.

>> I never cook meat in the microwave, but I do use it for
>> defrosting, cooking certain frozen vegetables, and warming almost
>> anything. I've learned that rewarming works best if it's done at a
>> lower setting for a longer period of time.
>

> I don't think I'll ever cook meat in the microwave. Just doesn't sound
> good.

It's not. Don't ask me how I know. :-)

> Michael
>
>
>

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Wayne Boatwright <waynebo...@cox.net> wrote:

>I do keep dehydrated mashed potatoes in the pantry, just for thickening.
>Works great.

Does that work better, worse, or about the same as potato
starch?

Steve

sf

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:39:22 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\""
<don'ta...@donttell.huh> wrote:

>"Jesse" <Jesse...@NOTcs.com>
>news:Fwh5k.13371$bk3....@fe127.usenetserver.com: in rec.food.cooking
>
><snip for space>


>
>> You can make great egg salad for one in three minutes in a microwave.
>

>Hey, thanks for the idea. I love egg salad.
>
Just the thought of *microwaved* egg salad is turning my stomach.

Christine Dabney

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Jun 16, 2008, 1:28:00 AM6/16/08
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On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:27:03 -0700, sf <.> wrote:

>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:39:22 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\""
><don'ta...@donttell.huh> wrote:
>
>>"Jesse" <Jesse...@NOTcs.com>
>>news:Fwh5k.13371$bk3....@fe127.usenetserver.com: in rec.food.cooking

>>> You can make great egg salad for one in three minutes in a microwave.


>>
>>Hey, thanks for the idea. I love egg salad.
>>
>Just the thought of *microwaved* egg salad is turning my stomach.

I don't think she microwaves the egg salad..but the egg for the
salad.. ;)

Christine

hahabogus

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Jun 16, 2008, 3:29:31 AM6/16/08
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"Michael \"Dog3\"" <don'ta...@donttell.huh> wrote in
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> "Pete C." <aux3....@snet.net> news:H7j5k.3286$cW3.2060
> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com: in rec.food.cooking
>
>>

> I'm going to look for a cookbook tomorrow. Any suggestions?
>
> Michael
>
>
>

Miss Dabney mentioned a New Orleans microwave cookbook a while ago. One
you can use to make Gumbo, well the roux for it in any case. I forgewt
the name except it sounded mostly french.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

hahabogus

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Jun 16, 2008, 3:30:32 AM6/16/08
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Wayne Boatwright <waynebo...@cox.net> wrote in
news:Xns9ABED2FB7FEB4wa...@69.28.186.120:

> On Sun 15 Jun 2008 08:39:56p, Michael "Dog3" told us...
>
>> "Pete C." <aux3....@snet.net> news:H7j5k.3286$cW3.2060
>> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com: in rec.food.cooking
>>
>>>
>>> Michael \"Dog3\" wrote:
>>>>
>>> <snippage>
>>>>
>>>> Michael <- never cooks in the microwave
>>>
>>> You should give the microwave more credit and use, it's just another
>>> heating method and works very well for a lot of cooking tasks.
Melting
>>> butter, heating water to dissolve bullion / base, steaming
vegetables,
>>> cooking fish, grits, oatmeal, etc.
>>
>> I'm going to look for a cookbook tomorrow. Any suggestions?
>>
>> Michael
>>
>>
>>
>
> Look for books by Carolyn Dodson. She's been writing about microwave
> cooking since the original Raytheon days.
>

1939 when GE first introduced them?

Andy

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Jun 16, 2008, 6:33:39 AM6/16/08
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Michael "Dog3" said...

> Well, I think I'm going to Border's tomorrow to try to find a microwave
> cookbook. I'll probably have to use it another week so I might as well
try
> to actually use it to cook something. I usually use it to warm and thaw.


Michael,

Save the time, money and trouble and google microwave + recipes

I tend to trust peer reviewed recipes. Haven't tried any yet.

Probably try another eggbeaters for breakfast. Should've shopped English
muffins!

When IS your kitchen going to be done?

Best,

Andy

Andy

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Jun 16, 2008, 7:01:54 AM6/16/08
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Wayne Boatwright said...

> On Sun 15 Jun 2008 12:19:20p, Andy told us...

>> Who hasn't made a ground meat hamburger or a hotdog of two in a nuker?

>> Raise your hand?
>
> Never, nor ever.

You ain't lived, bro! :D


Pop was afraid of the nuker. In his final year, during a visit, I made us
1/4 lb. dinner hot dogs in the nuker. He was so impressed he asked me how I
did it. I explained and he understood. He woke me up the next morning and
said let's have hot dogs for breakfast. I said OK, you make 'em. I looked
over his shoulder as he proceeded to program the nuker while the sauerkraut
was steaming on the stove and the buns were toasting in the oven. He got it
right. We sat down to breakfast when my ex walked in. Did we get a finger
sweeping scolding. Pop, not phased, deadpan, said "Where does it say on the
package 'Caution: Do not eat for breakfast'!??" My ex tilted her head in
thought, then Pop broke into laughter. We all laughed!!! She blushed! The
scolding having back-fired.

One of my favorite sayings of his. I changed my breakfast strategy after
that day.

It was a life-list event.

Pop's triumph!!! :))) [R.I.P.]

Andy

Wayne Boatwright

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Jun 16, 2008, 7:55:00 AM6/16/08
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On Mon 16 Jun 2008 12:30:32a, hahabogus told us...

1957 with Raytheon's first microwave road show.

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Jun 16, 2008, 7:57:32 AM6/16/08
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On Mon 16 Jun 2008 04:01:54a, Andy told us...

For you, maybe. I don't particularly like hot dogs. The only way I can
get them down is if they've been cook on the grill 'til well charred.

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On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:17:14p, Steve Pope told us...

As a thickener, I'd say about the same. I wouldn't substitute for other
uses of potato starch.

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1946 when Raytheon developed it.
http://www.gallawa.com/microtech/history.html

--
Susan N.

"Moral indignation is in most cases two percent moral,
48 percent indignation, and 50 percent envy."
Vittorio De Sica, Italian movie director (1901-1974)

jmcquown

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ChattyCathy wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:14:24 +0000, Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>
>> Well... I did the unthinkable. I fried? an egg in the microwave this
>> morning to make a bagel breakfast.
>
> <snippety>
>>
>> It was edible. Not too bad really. I had a nectarine with and some V8
>> juice. Would have been better off driving through the drive up at
>> McDonald's.

>>
>> Michael <- never cooks in the microwave
>
> Talking about eggs in the MW...DS's GF was telling me she decided to
> boil some eggs in the MW at work the other day - but nobody told her

> you have to puncture a small hole in the shells. She said the eggs
> 'exploded' (surprise, surprise) and she also said it took her 'ages'
> to clean up the mess <grin>.

My dad tried that once (sans pinhole in the egg shells). Yep, a huge mess!
I like to use the microwave for some things but boiling eggs isn't one of
them.

Jill

Wayne Boatwright

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Jun 16, 2008, 8:38:54 AM6/16/08
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On Mon 16 Jun 2008 06:22:27a, The Cook told us...

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:30:32 GMT, hahabogus <inv...@null.null> wrote:
>
>>Wayne Boatwright <waynebo...@cox.net> wrote in
>>news:Xns9ABED2FB7FEB4wa...@69.28.186.120:
>>
>>> On Sun 15 Jun 2008 08:39:56p, Michael "Dog3" told us...
>>>
>>>> "Pete C." <aux3....@snet.net> news:H7j5k.3286$cW3.2060
>>>> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com: in rec.food.cooking
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Michael \"Dog3\" wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>> <snippage>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Michael <- never cooks in the microwave
>>>>>
>>>>> You should give the microwave more credit and use, it's just another
>>>>> heating method and works very well for a lot of cooking tasks.
>>>>> Melting butter, heating water to dissolve bullion / base, steaming
>>>>> vegetables, cooking fish, grits, oatmeal, etc.
>>>>
>>>> I'm going to look for a cookbook tomorrow. Any suggestions?
>>>>
>>>> Michael
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Look for books by Carolyn Dodson. She's been writing about microwave
>>> cooking since the original Raytheon days.
>>>
>>
>>1939 when GE first introduced them?
>
>
> 1946 when Raytheon developed it.
> http://www.gallawa.com/microtech/history.html
>

True enough, but I don't think Carolyn Dodson was involved until 1957.

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Jun 16, 2008, 8:49:05 AM6/16/08
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Andy said...

> Probably try another eggbeaters for breakfast. Should've shopped English
> muffins!


Today's eggbeaters didn't go so well. On toast after setting down a little
and before pepper, Cholula and cheese.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2bv3w3.jpg

After nuking, the twist on lid was domed up and there was a hissing sound.
As I opened the top the eggs expanded to fill the tub then settled a bit.
No mess but a little shocking effect. Either I didn't fasten the lid tight
enough or they're not re-usable for nuking.

Still tasted great. :D

Andy


Wayne Boatwright

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On Mon 16 Jun 2008 05:49:05a, Andy told us...

I'm leery of cooking anything in plastic containers, as most plastics will
leach something into the food under high heat. I always use Pyrex or the
equivalent. If you continue to do this, I would suggest finding a suitable
glass container with id.

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I still can't get them down *that* way. Ugh.

kili


Andy

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Michael "Dog3" said...

> Andy <q> news:Xns9ABF428...@216.196.97.136: in rec.food.cooking


>
>>
>> When IS your kitchen going to be done?
>

> I'm hoping sometime next week. At least finished enough I can start
> using it again. We had some severe electrical and plumbing issues that
> had to be resolved first AND we're gutting parts of the rest of the
> house which had to be done first. It's been a long, tiresome process.
> The rest of the house may not be finished until Sept. or Oct. and THEN
> we'll have to pick out window coverings and any new furniture we want.
> I'd rather have bought a brand new house and moved.
>
> Michael


Michael,

Seems like it's been years.

I'll demolish instead of "This Old House" mine and build a ranch house. I
have a 4-split level (not counting the attic) house. I'd build the same
"shape" of two floors and maybe expand a bit to make up for lost rooms and
square footage. I just HATE stairs. I'd never want to leave the property.

I want some modern conveniences and efficiency. http://www.polysteel.com/

Andy

Andy

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Jun 16, 2008, 11:08:33 AM6/16/08
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kilikini said...


I have to eat the beef kosher dogs in casings. Not the skinless spam dogs
like Oscar Meyer.

We porch bbq-grilled in Kansas City one evening and my turn at the grill I
well-did a few hot dogs. I walked into the kitchen on relief and the host
was actually picking off the charred skin with her fingernails before
putting it out with the rest. NOBODY was around saying I want mine well
done or blackened or what!. It was a strange experience.

My relief at the grill went on to cook the chicken and pork to bone dry
which seemed acceptable to them. The finishing BBQ sauce didn't save it,
imho.

Another thing I found strange was they didn't grill any burgers. Samoan
custom?

Andy

Andy

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Jun 16, 2008, 11:17:16 AM6/16/08
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Michael "Dog3" said...

> sf <.> news:uaub54p66qkcrrc12...@4ax.com: in
> rec.food.cooking


>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:39:22 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\""
>> <don'ta...@donttell.huh> wrote:
>>
>>>"Jesse" <Jesse...@NOTcs.com>
>>>news:Fwh5k.13371$bk3....@fe127.usenetserver.com: in rec.food.cooking
>>>
>>><snip for space>
>>>
>>>> You can make great egg salad for one in three minutes in a microwave.
>>>
>>>Hey, thanks for the idea. I love egg salad.
>>>
>> Just the thought of *microwaved* egg salad is turning my stomach.
>

> Who would microwave egg salad?
>
> Michael


I'll pass.

Andy

Wayne Boatwright

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On Mon 16 Jun 2008 06:49:59a, kilikini told us...

Actually, I prefer sausages, but if there's no choice, I'll eat a charred
dog.

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Jun 16, 2008, 11:37:42 AM6/16/08
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Michael "Dog3" said...

> Andy <q> news:Xns9ABF597...@216.196.97.136: in rec.food.cooking
>
>> Still tasted great. :D
>
> LOL... I'm glad because it doesn't look all that great ;)
>
> Michael


Michael,

Agreed, it was more for effect but you didn't see it doctored up then
hidden with the top piece of toast!

Kinda/sorta what the McDonald's crews must see daily!

Andy

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Jun 16, 2008, 11:46:37 AM6/16/08
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On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:52:52 -0700, sf <.> wrote:

>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 14:19:20 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>>Who hasn't made a ground meat hamburger or a hotdog of two in a nuker?
>>Raise your hand?
>

>raising hand

a hot dog i could see, a hamburger never. but then i wouldn't boil a
hamburger either. (actually, i wouldn't boil a hot dog, but you know
what i mean.)

your pal,
blake

Andy

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Jun 16, 2008, 11:48:00 AM6/16/08
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Michael "Dog3" said...

> Andy <q> news:Xns9ABF6E7...@216.196.97.136: in rec.food.cooking


>
>>
>> I want some modern conveniences and efficiency.
>> http://www.polysteel.com/
>

> While the polysteel looks interesting I'm not biting. Once this is all
> done... that's it. Period. Never again.
>
> Michael


Michael,

I understand completely! :(

Chin up, kiddo!

Andy

blake murphy

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Jun 16, 2008, 11:49:18 AM6/16/08
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On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:39:19 -0700 (PDT), Bobo Bonobo®
<CLAS...@brick.net> wrote:

>Hot dogs are already cooked, so they don't count. Microwave cooking a
>hamburger is an awful thing to do, but there are so many folks here
>who have such low standards that it wouldn't surprise me a bit if
>several of you find it an acceptable practice. I have not eaten a
>"hot dog" any way but cold out of the package as emergency food in at
>least a decade, and I have never microwaved a hamburger patty.
>>

thank god your high standards don't prevent you from eating hot dogs
cold directly from the package.

blake

blake murphy

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:32:01 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\""
<don'ta...@donttell.huh> wrote:

>Andy <q> news:Xns9ABE9B...@216.196.97.136: in rec.food.cooking


>
>>
>> Who hasn't made a ground meat hamburger or a hotdog of two in a nuker?
>> Raise your hand?
>

>Hotdog yes. Hamburger? Nuh-uh. I don't think I'd like a nuked burger.
>Bleh...
>
>>
>> I have and today's eggs came as quite a surprise.
>
>Eggs come out passable if you are careful and patient. You just can't get
>the crispy edges like you can by frying an egg.
>
>Michael

you had me until the 'crispy edges' part.

your pal,
blake

Andy

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Jun 16, 2008, 11:53:46 AM6/16/08
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Wayne Boatwright said...


Wayne,

Now sausauge (hot Italian, etc.) I wouldn't nuke. Too much grease. Either
grilled or pan fried in a little water.

Now I'm thinking jambalaya.

Ya BUM!!!

Andy

Andy

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Jun 16, 2008, 11:59:08 AM6/16/08
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blake murphy said...


blake,

Did you see "Hamburger Paradise" (cable TV, Travel channel?) A town's
burger joint steamed their burgers. The customers swore they were the best
ever, and then they were off to Disneyworld (?) :D

Best,

Andy

Wayne Boatwright

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Jun 16, 2008, 12:07:51 PM6/16/08
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On Mon 16 Jun 2008 08:53:46a, Andy told us...

That, or hot Italian sausaces, peppers, and onions.

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Jun 16, 2008, 12:35:31 PM6/16/08
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Wayne Boatwright said...


OK! What's that dish called? "Jambalaya without rice"? :D

Andy

Wayne Boatwright

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Jun 16, 2008, 12:37:01 PM6/16/08
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On Mon 16 Jun 2008 09:35:31a, Andy told us...

Pretty close. :-)

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Jun 16, 2008, 1:28:00 PM6/16/08
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"Michael \"Dog3\"" <don'ta...@donttell.huh> wrote in
news:Xns9ABE53C18F51...@69.28.186.121:

> I fried? an egg in the microwave this
> morning to make a bagel breakfast.

What I do is toast the bread, put on a slice of soy cheese and a large
piece of roasted red pepper. I cook the egg in a small frying pan with a
small amount of oil, salt, pepper and finely cut sage leaves. I break the
yolk once the white has begun to set and cook it all the way through. My
wife likes it runny, and usually I like egg yolk runny, but not running
down my chin (I have a beard).

The microwave is for...um...quick cooking things like cubed potatoes so
they will brown faster or heating up a pouch of aloo mattar.

Reminds me I have to get more of that.

merryb

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On Jun 15, 9:07 pm, Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwri...@cox.net> wrote:
> On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:00:36p, Michael "Dog3" told us...
>
> > Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwri...@cox.net>
> >news:Xns9ABED2542C30Dwa...@69.28.186.120:in
> > rec.food.cooking
>
> >> I cant remember the last decade I bought minute rice.  I hate the
> >> texture.  
>
> > I don't care all that much for minute rice either.  I keep it on hand for
> > quick stuff.  It's always in the pantry next to the dehydrated mashed
> > potatoes, which I also use for quick stuff AND for thickening stuff.  
> > Learned the thickening trick here.  Thanks RFC.
>
> I do keep dehydrated mashed potatoes in the pantry, just for thickening.  
> Works great.
>
> >> I never cook meat in the microwave, but I do use it for
> >> defrosting, cooking certain frozen vegetables, and warming almost
> >> anything.  I've learned that rewarming works best if it's done at a
> >> lower setting for a longer period of time.
>
> > I don't think I'll ever cook meat in the microwave.  Just doesn't sound
> > good.
>
> It's not.  Don't ask me how I know. :-)
>
> > Michael
>
> --
>              Wayne Boatwright            
> -------------------------------------------
>      Sunday, 06(VI)/15(XV)/08(MMVIII)
> -------------------------------------------
>           Today is: Father's Day          
> -------------------------------------------
>    Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis  
>     1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.    
> -------------------------------------------

It's because it doesn't brown...

Wayne Boatwright

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Jun 16, 2008, 2:05:37 PM6/16/08
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On Mon 16 Jun 2008 11:02:58a, merryb told us...

> On Jun 15, 9:07 pm, Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwri...@cox.net> wrote:
>> On Sun 15 Jun 2008 09:00:36p, Michael "Dog3" told us...
>>
>> > Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwri...@cox.net>
>> > news:Xns9ABED2542C30Dwa...@69.28.186.120:in
>> > rec.food.cooking
>>
>> >> I cant remember the last decade I bought minute rice.  I hate the
>> >> texture.  
>>
>> > I don't care all that much for minute rice either.  I keep it on hand
>> > for quick stuff.  It's always in the pantry next to the dehydrated
>> > mashed potatoes, which I also use for quick stuff AND for thickening
>> > stuff.  
>
>> > Learned the thickening trick here.  Thanks RFC.
>>
>> I do keep dehydrated mashed potatoes in the pantry, just for thickening.
>>   Works great.
>>
>> >> I never cook meat in the microwave, but I do use it for
>> >> defrosting, cooking certain frozen vegetables, and warming almost
>> >> anything.  I've learned that rewarming works best if it's done at a
>> >> lower setting for a longer period of time.
>>
>> > I don't think I'll ever cook meat in the microwave.  Just doesn't soun

>> > d good.

>>
>> It's not.  Don't ask me how I know. :-)
>>
>> > Michael
>>
>> --
>>              Wayne Boatwright            
>> -------------------------------------------
>>      Sunday, 06(VI)/15(XV)/08(MMVIII)
>> -------------------------------------------
>>           Today is: Father's Day          
>> -------------------------------------------
>>    Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis  
>>     1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.    
>> -------------------------------------------
>
> It's because it doesn't brown...
>

It's also because it gets completely cooked before it gets tender.

--
Wayne Boatwright
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Monday, 06(VI)/16(XVI)/08(MMVIII)
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Bobo Bonobo®

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Jun 16, 2008, 6:37:54 PM6/16/08
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On Jun 16, 10:49 am, blake murphy <blakepmNOTT...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:39:19 -0700 (PDT), Bobo Bonobo®
>
> <CLASS...@brick.net> wrote:
> >Hot dogs are already cooked, so they don't count.  Microwave cooking a
> >hamburger is an awful thing to do, but there are so many folks here
> >who have such low standards that it wouldn't surprise me a bit if
> >several of you find it an acceptable practice.  I have not eaten a
> >"hot dog" any way but cold out of the package as emergency food in at
> >least a decade, and I have never microwaved a hamburger patty.
>
> thank god your high standards don't prevent you from eating hot dogs
> cold directly from the package.

Did you see the word, "emergency, above?"
>
> blake

--Bryan

blake murphy

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Jun 17, 2008, 11:45:55 AM6/17/08
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what, the house is on fire and you don't have time to heat a hot dog?

blake

cybercat

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Jun 17, 2008, 2:34:03 PM6/17/08
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"blake murphy" <blakepm...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:60nf54dvd51h67gul...@4ax.com...

See now, this is how I feel about eggs in the microwave. I just *know* I
could have the butter in the pan and the eggs done by the time I'd screwed
around with the microwave.


free.teranews.com

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Jun 16, 2008, 1:22:18 PM6/16/08
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"blake murphy" <blakepm...@verizon.net> wrote >

> you had me until the 'crispy edges' part.
>
Oh no. You're a flaccid egg man?


** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

J. Clarke

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Jan 15, 2010, 1:20:42 AM1/15/10
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Maybe the power is off?


Dan Abel

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Jan 15, 2010, 1:27:48 PM1/15/10
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In article <hip22...@news2.newsguy.com>,
"J. Clarke" <jclarke...@cox.net> wrote:

[story mode on]

It was a dark and stormy night. My wife and new baby were in the
hospital. My son and I were home alone. Lightning hit the nearby power
pole. The power went off. My son wanted hot chocolate, but obviously,
with no power, I couldn't make it in the microwave. I took him in the
kitchen, lit the gas burner with a match and made him some hot
chocolate. You could have knocked him over with a feather. I was a god.

[end of story]

I still have a gas stove, 30 years later. I could heat the hot dog, and
even toast the bun.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA
da...@sonic.net

projectile vomit chick

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Jan 15, 2010, 3:56:32 PM1/15/10
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On Jan 15, 12:20 am, "J. Clarke" <jclarke.use...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> Maybe the power is off?

You resurrected a year and a half old thread to add that? Wow....

sf

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Jan 15, 2010, 4:50:55 PM1/15/10
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On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:27:48 -0800, Dan Abel <da...@sonic.net> wrote:

>I still have a gas stove, 30 years later. I could heat the hot dog, and
>even toast the bun.

What do non-smokers do now that stoves have electronic ignitions?

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Dan Abel

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Jan 15, 2010, 7:18:23 PM1/15/10
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In article <lno1l51j589kp8vaq...@4ax.com>,
sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:27:48 -0800, Dan Abel <da...@sonic.net> wrote:
>
> >I still have a gas stove, 30 years later. I could heat the hot dog, and
> >even toast the bun.
>
> What do non-smokers do now that stoves have electronic ignitions?

They are just out of luck, since the electronic ignition doesn't work
when the power is off.

brooklyn1

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Jan 15, 2010, 8:29:04 PM1/15/10
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Dan Abel wrote:
> sf wrote:

>> Dan Abel wrote:
>>
>> >I still have a gas stove, 30 years later. I could heat the hot dog, and
>> >even toast the bun.
>>
>> What do non-smokers do now that stoves have electronic ignitions?
>
>They are just out of luck, since the electronic ignition doesn't work
>when the power is off.

Without electrical power the oven can't be lit but the top burners
will still light with a match.

frie...@zoocrewphoto.com

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Jan 15, 2010, 9:35:14 PM1/15/10
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On Jan 15, 4:18 pm, Dan Abel <da...@sonic.net> wrote:
> In article <lno1l51j589kp8vaqso9rvme37l85sj...@4ax.com>,

>  sf  <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:27:48 -0800, Dan Abel <da...@sonic.net> wrote:
>
> > >I still have a gas stove, 30 years later.  I could heat the hot dog, and
> > >even toast the bun.
>
> > What do non-smokers do now that stoves have electronic ignitions?
>
> They are just out of luck, since the electronic ignition doesn't work
> when the power is off.
>

Nobody here smokes, and we have a gas stove. We have a box of matches
and one of those lighter things (not the small one for cigarettes, but
a longer one). All you have to do is turn the knob to light and then
apply the match or lighter. Poof. Turn the knob to the heat level you
want.

When the power goes out, we can cook just fine. The oven part doesn't
work since the thermostat is electric, but the stovetop works great.
And there is plenty that we can cook.


pure kona

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Jan 15, 2010, 9:57:49 PM1/15/10
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We have the same kind of stove. Although I occasionally smoke, the
little zippo would not work, but that longer one I can buy at the
grocery store- works every time. I will always have a gas stove
although I resisted for years. It may be dark in the house, but the
gas burners, used with one of those longer zippos, will mean I always
have warm food.

Just my $.02

aloha,
Cea

I am Tosk

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Jan 16, 2010, 9:31:38 AM1/16/10
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In article <lno1l51j589kp8vaq...@4ax.com>, s...@geemail.com
says...

>
> On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:27:48 -0800, Dan Abel <da...@sonic.net> wrote:
>
> >I still have a gas stove, 30 years later. I could heat the hot dog, and
> >even toast the bun.
>
> What do non-smokers do now that stoves have electronic ignitions?

Our gas stove will not run if it's not plugged in...

Scotty

brooklyn1

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Jan 16, 2010, 10:09:37 AM1/16/10
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Does it hop, skip, and jump instead?

I am Tosk

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Jan 16, 2010, 10:47:20 AM1/16/10
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In article <ela2l5lfkcbvse0dq...@4ax.com>,
ko...@smithfarms.com says...

>
> On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:35:14 -0800 (PST), "frie...@zoocrewphoto.com"
> <frie...@zoocrewphoto.com> wrote:
>
> >On Jan 15, 4:18ï¿œpm, Dan Abel <da...@sonic.net> wrote:
> >> In article <lno1l51j589kp8vaqso9rvme37l85sj...@4ax.com>,
> >> ᅵsf ᅵ<s...@geemail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:27:48 -0800, Dan Abel <da...@sonic.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> > >I still have a gas stove, 30 years later. ï¿œI could heat the hot dog, and

> >> > >even toast the bun.
> >>
> >> > What do non-smokers do now that stoves have electronic ignitions?
> >>
> >> They are just out of luck, since the electronic ignition doesn't work
> >> when the power is off.
> >>
> >
> >Nobody here smokes, and we have a gas stove. We have a box of matches
> >and one of those lighter things (not the small one for cigarettes, but
> >a longer one). All you have to do is turn the knob to light and then
> >apply the match or lighter. Poof. Turn the knob to the heat level you
> >want.
> >
> >When the power goes out, we can cook just fine. The oven part doesn't
> >work since the thermostat is electric, but the stovetop works great.
> >And there is plenty that we can cook.
> >
> >
> >
>
> We have the same kind of stove. Although I occasionally smoke, the
> little zippo would not work, but that longer one I can buy at the
> grocery store- works every time. I will always have a gas stove
> although I resisted for years. It may be dark in the house, but the
> gas burners, used with one of those longer zippos, will mean I always
> have warm food.
>
> Just my $.02
>
> aloha,
> Cea

Don't let it run out of gas, that's how we lost ours... Our old pilot
light type stove ran out of gas one year when we were not paying
attention. When the service guy came out to turn it back on he told me
he couldn't as in CT it is illegal for him to service or start a pilot
type stove anymore. We had to buy a new stove with electric shut off.

We did good though. Went into Sears and they had a dented delivery stove
in the corner for 450 dollars, it was a 1200 dollar stove and the dent
would be hidden so we grabbed it. A week later the electronics messed up
and to make a long story short, as opposed to repairing it, the simply
traded us for a new one, with no dent!

Scotty

blake murphy

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Jan 16, 2010, 1:34:11 PM1/16/10
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god, i wish i still had a gas stove.

your pal,
blake

sf

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Jan 16, 2010, 2:10:47 PM1/16/10
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On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 10:47:20 -0500, I am Tosk
<justwaitaf...@gmail.com> wrote:

>We did good though. Went into Sears and they had a dented delivery stove
>in the corner for 450 dollars, it was a 1200 dollar stove and the dent
>would be hidden so we grabbed it. A week later the electronics messed up
>and to make a long story short, as opposed to repairing it, the simply
>traded us for a new one, with no dent!

What a coup! May I touch you for a little luck?

J. Clarke

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Apparently my news server decided to resurrect it--I didn't even notice the
date until you mentioned it.

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