OT: Tuesday Funny, about women
PeterL
Crib death.
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
If we are not meant to eat dick,
why are they made of meat?
Gregory Morrow
HAW HAW HAW
--
Best
Greg
WTF
wrote:
>What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
<snip>
Complaints about this user should be sent to ab...@fdcservers.net
WTF
Greg, you're showing yourself as the moron most think you are again, you think
Lucas's post about crib death to be funny? If so you need to be Killfiled as
well.
Gregory Morrow
Nan
You're a sick sob. That's NOT funny. And you're killfiled. Get a life.
Have you ever lost a kid to crib death?
PeterL1
news:2g5ck5l97hj52puge...@4ax.com:
Good. Hopefully the pathetic forgers account will be cancelled.
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer to
harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
PeterL
> On Thu, 7 Jan 2010 00:21:59 -0800 (PST), PeterL <peta_luca...@manlymail.net>
> wrote:
>
> >What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
>
> <snip>
>
> Complaints about this user should be sent to ab...@fdcservers.net
Good. Hopefully the pathetic forgers account will be cancelled.
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
If we are not meant to eat cock,
sf
>WTF <w...@dev.null> wrote in
>news:2g5ck5l97hj52puge...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Thu, 7 Jan 2010 00:21:59 -0800 (PST), PeterL
>> <peta_l...@manlymail.net> wrote:
>>
>>>What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
>> <snip>
>>
>> Complaints about this user should be sent to ab...@fdcservers.net
>>
>
>
>
>
>Good. Hopefully the pathetic forgers account will be cancelled.
Or at least slapped silly with a wet fish.
--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Bob Terwilliger
>>>> What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
>>> <snip>
>>>
>>> Complaints about this user should be sent to ab...@fdcservers.net
>>>
>> Good. Hopefully the pathetic forgers account will be cancelled.
>
> Or at least slapped silly with a wet fish.
This shows a fundamental misunderstanding of Usenet account terms of
service. Unless the first poster's NSP will cancel an account for posting
off-topic tasteless jokes, there has been NO VIOLATION of those terms of
service, and complaints are completely groundless. There will be no
cancellation.
I for one find the spoofer's jokes to be less boring, and the posts in
general to be less self-serving, than those of the real Peter.
Bob
Info
So Bob, do you actually see something funny about Infant Crib Death?
Enquiring minds want to know.
PeterL1
4ax.com:
As the twit, Twitilliger, is *still* only just recuperating from shooting
itself in the foot just recently..... I really woulnd't take anything it
says as the truth.
It's been proven to be a liar. It runs on the saying "Bullshit baffles
brains".
Nothing more needs to be said.
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
"Thirty seven years ago, a Quarter Master, nearly knocked me over as he
thrust an L1A1 SLR into my hands and bellowed, "Keep that Rifle in Tip Top
Order so you can Kill your Countries Enemies with it before they Kill
You". These days, I do not have to visit exotic overseas countries as my
Countries Enemies are seen wallowing around our seats of government, they
guzzle and cavort at the Public trough so deeply they make Caligula and
Nero look like Church choir boys."
Mr Ron Owen, 2000, in a letter to then Premier Olsen.
blake murphy
six of one, half-a-dozen of the other.
your pal,
blake
blake murphy
i wouldn't object to a joke about crib death if it was actually funny.
this one makes no sense. who the hell has an 18-inch dick?
your pal,
blake
blake murphy
you, of course, know from bullshit.
blake
blake murphy
> On Jan 8, 4:13�am, WTF <w...@dev.null> wrote:
>> On Thu, 7 Jan 2010 00:21:59 -0800 (PST), PeterL <peta_luca...@manlymail.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> Complaints about this user should be sent to ab...@fdcservers.net
>
> Good. Hopefully the pathetic forgers account will be cancelled.
why don't you offer to look them up and stomp them?
blake
Doug Freyburger
>
> This shows a fundamental misunderstanding of Usenet account terms of
> service. Unless the first poster's NSP will cancel an account for posting
> off-topic tasteless jokes, there has been NO VIOLATION of those terms of
> service, and complaints are completely groundless. There will be no
> cancellation.
If the poster had copied Peter's exact name and e-mail address that
would be forging and that's a TOS violation at most NSP/ISPs that can
get your account cancelled.
What the poster did is use a name and handle that looks like Peter's
name but that is actually different. It's called "frogging" to treat
the word "forging" the same way.
Posting very bad jokes is not an offense that gets accounts cancelled.
Doing frogging is not an offense that gets accounts cancelled. Doing
either sure gets you put in a lot of filter files, though. I glanced at
the OP and asked myself: Does this author go to my RFC author filer list
or my global author filter list?
Michael Kuettner
"blake murphy" schrieb :
<snip>
> i wouldn't object to a joke about crib death if it was actually funny.
> this one makes no sense. who the hell has an 18-inch dick?
>
Oh wait, you said "has".
Cheers,
Michael Kuettner
PeterL1
> On Fri, 8 Jan 2010 02:55:27 -0800, "Bob Terwilliger"
As the twit, Twitilliger, is *still* only just recuperating from shooting
itself in the foot just recently..... I really woulnd't take anything it
says as the truth.
It's been proven to be a liar. It runs on the saying "Bullshit baffles
brains".
Nothing more needs to be said.
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously
injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the
job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain?
It lets you know you're not dead yet!
Bob Terwilliger
> It's been proven to be a liar. It runs on the saying "Bullshit baffles
> brains".
>
> Nothing more needs to be said.
The only one I've seen posting the slogan you mention is you. Imagine that!
Bob
Bob Terwilliger
> So Bob, do you actually see something funny about Infant Crib Death?
> Enquiring minds want to know.
Only if it had been you, ya morphing little shit-nugget.
Does that satisfy your curiosity?
Bob
blake murphy
i don't even think john holmes had one. that's half a yard, for god's
sake.
your pal,
blake
Felice
"blake murphy" <blakepm...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:1jvhn2jstzj5y$.rvt44pru1s0j$.dlg@40tude.net...
Did he trip over it?
Felice
blake murphy
'There once was a man from Nantucket...'
your pal,
blake