Kitchen Plaque Sayings
TOM KAN PA
A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life.
A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And
Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.
A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This
Kitchen Is Delirious.
Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT.
Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just
vending machines.
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Gabby
Mine says : Housework makes you homely.
I looked around my house, then looked in the mirror expecting to see someone
at least as good looking as Marilyn Monroe.
Plaques lie.
Gabby
Thierry Gerbault
news:20030117183700...@mb-md.aol.com:
Kissin' don't last...cookery do.
(refrigerator magnet) - I'm not not fat...I'm just fluffy!
--
Regards, Thierry...
Reply to Thierry...@att.net
- Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my
peers.
Sheryl Rosen
wrote on 1/17/03 6:48 PM:
"I'm single because no one man deserves as much happiness as I would bring
him"
I have a magnet with that on my fridge.
Billy
>"I'm single because no one man deserves as much happiness as I would bring
>him"
>
>I have a magnet with that on my fridge.
Mine says..........."oh crap...........I have turned into my mother!"
The Fine Art of Cooking involves personal choice. Many preferences,
ingredients, and procedures may not be consistent with what you
know to be true. As with any recipe, you may find your personal
intervention will be necessary. Bon Appetit! © W. H. Stoneman
Nancy Young
> (refrigerator magnet) - I'm not not fat...I'm just fluffy!
No! It's supposed to have a picture of a sheep and says:
Ewe's not fat! You's fluffy!
(smile) nancy
Gabby
"Billy" <wsto...@icx.net> wrote in message
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> Sheryl Rosen <catm...@optonline.net> wrote:
>
> >"I'm single because no one man deserves as much happiness as I would
bring
> >him"
> >
> >I have a magnet with that on my fridge.
>
>
> Mine says..........."oh crap...........I have turned into my mother!"
My friend's fridge magnet says
My stomach is just like an ironing board -- one with a load of laundry on
it.
Gabby
Thierry Gerbault
news:3E28985E...@mail.monmouth.com:
Hehehe! I like that even better!
--
Regards, Thierry...
Reply to Thierry...@att.net
- I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!
Ken Davey
"Gabby" <Lavol...@msn.com> wrote in message
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That would be you!
Ken.
Caractacus Potts
> A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>
> A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life.
>
> A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And
> Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.
>
> A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This
> Kitchen Is Delirious.
>
> Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT.
>
> Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
>
> If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
>
> My next house will have no kitchen --- just
We have two:
Martha Stewart doesn't live here and
I cook with wine. Some even goes into the food...
lfaz
that reminder.
ConnieG999
Connie
*****************************************************
Darn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days!
DebbieGrrrl
<qwe...@mail.monmouth.com> writes:
>
>No! It's supposed to have a picture of a sheep and says:
>
>Ewe's not fat! You's fluffy!
Ha! Brought back some memories...I cross stitched that for my Mom about a
million years ago...OK, really about 25. She still has it...We are both still
pretty "fluffy"... :)
Debbie...
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty ones.
GatrGrad68
For years Mom had a plaque that read:
This is MY kitchen
and I'll do as I DAMN well please!
Aquari
Libby
Toni
Creative minds are seldom tidy
This is a self cleaning kitchen, clean up after yourself, Toni's off duty
Martha Stewart doesn't live here and that's a good thing
While it's not in my kitchen this is something that has stuck with me ever
since I heard it. Something my Grandma told my just married cousin who did
not like to cook:
It takes face powder to catch a man but baking powder to keep him!
Grandma; being the 96 year old matriarch of the family pretty much says what
she feels. :-D
---
Peace and Love,
Toni ^_^
reply to toni ( @ ) geekwerks (dot) com
Madness takes it's toll, please have correct
change.
<RJ>
Our kitchen plaque sez;
"It's my house, and I'll do as I damned well please !"
On 18 Jan 2003 15:02:57 GMT, aqu...@aol.comNOJUNK (Aquari) wrote:
>"Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all!"
>
>Libby
<rj>
Melba's Jammin'
tomk...@aol.comic (TOM KAN PA) wrote:
(snipped)
I just removed a picture I stitched years ago:
"Come in, sit down, converse;
Our house doesn't always look like this.
Usually, it's worse.
--
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Gregory Morrow
"Sheryl Rosen" wrote:
> "I'm single because no one man deserves as much happiness as I would bring
> him"
>
> I have a magnet with that on my fridge.
*Boggle*
--
Best
Greg
Gregory Morrow
"TOM KAN PA" wrote:
[...]
"God Bless Our Non - Mobile Home".....
--
Best
Greg
Miss Jean
"Aquari" <aqu...@aol.comNOJUNK> wrote in message
news:20030118100257...@mb-mu.aol.com...
> "Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all!"
>
> Libby
>
Mine say:
"Complaints to the cook can be hazardous to your health."
"This is not Burger King. You get it MY way, or no way at all."
And, my favorite of all time:
"Never trust a skinny cook."
Jean
Sally Wallace
@mb-md.aol.com:
> A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>
> A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life.
>
<Snip>
My favorite...
"Come into my kitchen and chat with me while I prepare a pot of tea."
SallyW
Niki
Niki
Patscga
Pat in Atlanta
Niki
--
Niki
"Patscga" <pat...@aol.com> wrote in message
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RoboCheese
offered the following... :
$ LoL This place mat is where your mess is ! Happy eating !
Jacques Pepin never slept here.
RoboCheese
"You gonna eat that?" (Blink.)
To send hatemail, fix da address.
Terry Pulliam
thoughts percolated and spilled forth, saying:
My absolute favorite, under a cross-stich of a duck:
"A good hostess is like a duck: calm and serene on the surface, and
paddling like hell underneath."
Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret
had been as old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had
been as full as the waitress', it would have been a very
good dinner." Anonymous.
Patricia Glenn
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I also like one I have on my refrigerator: "The only self-cleaning thing
around here is the cat!"
Pat
Peggy
> A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>
> A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life.
>
> Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.
>
> A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This
> Kitchen Is Delirious.
>
> Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT.
>
> Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
>
> If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
>
> My next house will have no kitchen --- just
>
> No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes.
>
> Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>
>
>
Thank God for dirty dishes
They have a tale to tell
While others may go hungry
We're eating very well
Cheers!
Peg
Kylie Evans
news:20030117183700...@mb-md.aol.com...
> A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>
> A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life.
>
> A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And
> Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.
>
> A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This
> Kitchen Is Delirious.
>
> Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT.
>
> Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
>
> If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
>
> My next house will have no kitchen --- just
> vending machines.
>
> No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes.
>
> Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>
>
"Life is short
East dessert first".
Kylie
jammer
Mine says: Unescorted children will be given a broom.
>
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jammer
((¸¸.·´ ..·´
-:¦:- ((¸¸
blacksalt
I grew up with my mother's Quiet, Genius at Work sign in the kitchen. I
also liked the old framed picture with the saying
"Love begins with a woman sinking into a man's arms, and ends with a
woman with her arms in a man's sink".
I'm currently sporting an Epicurus quote: Death is nothing to us, for
when we are, death has not come; and when death has come, we are not.
blacksalt
regular signer of death certificates
Felice Friese
"jammer" <j...@mm.er> wrote in message
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> Mine says: Unescorted children will be given a broom.
Variation: Unescorted children will be eaten.
Felice
Tina Mongkolsmai
When Mom's happy, everybody's happy.
You are what you eat.
At my house:
A magnet for the dishwasher with pictures of clean pig on one half and dirty
pig on the other.
A set of magnetized words... to play with. (my husband wanted these;
occasionally he can be seen standing at the fridge door messing with them)
They currently say things like... Breakfast needs cookies... have some
chocolate pleasure... and other non-foodie stuff :)
If I had a great new kitchen, I'd probably create my own special poems or
sayings and make magnets of my own :)
Tina
LIMEYNO1
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen
And this kitchen is delerious!
--
Helen
Thanks be unto God for His wonderful gift: Jesus Christ, the only begotten
Son of God is the object of
our faith; the only faith that saves is faith in Him
"blacksalt" <kala...@qwest.net> wrote in message
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MARY1313
--Mary
Thierry Gerbault
news:20030124123341...@mb-cf.aol.com:
> My plaque says, "Raising children is like being pecked to death by
> chickens."
>
>
> --Mary
>
No one could have said this better! <G>
--
Regards, Thierry...
Reply to Thierry...@att.net
- Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my
peers.